“Octomom is celibate” morning links

- Octomom vows to be celibate until her kids are 18. That’s something, but we know there are other ways for her to get pregnant [Bild]
- Octomom goes to church after skipping for a year. She’s got to get those volunteers from somewhere [Radar Online]
- Where Are ‘Dawson’s Creek’ Stars Now? [Television.AOL.com]
- Friday The 13th remake is top at the box office [Moviefone]
- Paris Hilton in the goofiest heart glasses [Bastardly]
- New Britney Spears Wax Figure [Hollywood Rag]
- Jessica Simpson leads with her best asset [The Blemish]
- Overwrought starlet cliché: blown kisses [Agent Bedhead]
- Paris Hilton Hooking Up with Douchetard Doug Reinhardt [Evil Beet]
- Valentine’s Day Couples including Beyonce and Jay-Z, Kimora and Djimon and Michelle and Barack [Concrete Loop]
- Mel Gibson is morphing into the Devil? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Monique’s Furry Legs [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Alec Baldwin plays with his WII on SNL [PopBytes]
- Dear Kellie Pickler: get a new stylist [Candy Kirby]
- Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman owes the IRS $2 million [Bitten and Bound]
- Who’s throwing the bigger fit, Megan Fox or Brian Austin Green’s son? [Busy Bee]

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  1. Max Headroom says:

    She should put blinkers on as well

  2. Sauronsarmy says:

    OMG her lips. I don’t know how anybody could think thats attractive.

    Kellie Pickler looks a damn mess and those spider eyelashes? Yikes. Its very…Babyjane.

  3. Trillion says:

    Octopussy’s new agent is known for being a giant “Christ”ian rep. (he’s on Saddleback Church pastor Rick Warren’s payroll) so it’s no surprise she’s gotta get some religion right quick.

  4. kate says:

    between all the interviews,manicures, collagen injections, PR shopping and church-going, when the hell does this bitch take care of the 6 kids she’s got at home? seems like that would be a full time job.

  5. Brenda says:

    SO WHAT? Tell us when she’s STERILIZED and the nation will rejoice!

  6. Baholicious says:

    Oh for fug’s sakes…check out the face she makes for the camera.

  7. tanya says:

    She will be “born again” in a few days ready to raid the wallets of all the religious crazies who are gullible enough to give to her.

  8. Rreedy says:

    Good one, Brenda!!!! Well said!!!!

  9. Anon says:

    Baholicious: That face is deliberate, so that anyone who see’s it will want to smack her, hard. Smug and Fug LOL

  10. seven says:

    how does she knows shes celibate? With all them kids shes pushed out a football team could boink her and she wouldnt notice

  11. Dana Da Designated Hata says:

    Whatever, I just want to put a high wasted chastity belt on her and throw away the key.

  12. DD says:

    I find this lady’s lips offensive. You should censor her lips in these pictures.

  13. SolitaryAngel says:

    Jesus Christ–every time I see the name “Octomom” I just think, oh God what now. Kind of like when I see Amy Winehouse’s name; except with Amy, I’m hoping she’s still alive.

    @ seven: once again, you have made me laugh…THANKS!!! You rock!

  14. Cougar says:

    Man! Look how she’s struggling with just these six. At one point, she leaves some of the kids unattended in the van to go inside and get the others. Can you imagine getting them all to school, the doctors offic, etc.? A mess!

  15. hatsumomo says:

    oh my goodness!?! I was wondering the exact thing a few weeks ago! Not n a lewd way, but we all know there is no man in the picture so where does she get her lovin from? My sister just had a baby and she told me her and husband still were able to get it on 3 days after giving birth!!!! where does N.S. find the time or man for that?

  16. MsTriste says:

    Cougar – I was thinking the same thing. It took her forever just to get the 6 kids in the car – I’d say she’s barely coping with 6, there’s no way she can do 14. When oh when will child protective services step in? And I wonder why they haven’t made a statement yet, as many are wondering the same thing.

  17. Ned says:

    I thought the Sulmans were muslims.

    Is she now coverting to Christianity to get more help and to get other people to pay her bills?

  18. Codzilla says:

    kate: You read my mind. I have two kids and I barely have time to take a damn shower. This woman makes my skin crawl.

  19. Jess says:

    Um, what man in his right mind would even touch her?

    Marco got out at the right time.

  20. Summer says:

    Of course she’s going to get religion, thats how she’s gonna get cash. Praise God and pass the offering basket, please. Ass follows cash.

  21. Chiara says:

    I’m more interested in a financial accounting. Kaiser Perm is billing Medi Cal $800,000 plus for premie care.

  22. orion70 says:

    Is she vying for sainthood? Having a date is “selfish” ? Give.me.a.break

  23. Leandra says:

    She has six children, three with special needs. Unless she has an army of volunteers and a ton of money, how on earth can she raise eight more the same age? It just doesn’t seem possible. Yes, help may be there but it tends to dwindle away as they become tired, and then fewer and fewer pitch in.

  24. Gracie says:

    I know this may come as a surprise, but we Christians don’t require the recipient to be Christian.

    Specifically, I’m Catholic, and our schools educate non-Catholics, especially in war-torn areas. We teach because we’re Catholic, not because they (the kids) are.

    I could see donating to the care of her kids, but I would want to have a responsible party administer the cash.

  25. Camille says:

    Octomom disgusts me beyond belief.

  26. Trillion says:

    Religions generally offer help to someone in hopes they will convert to their beliefs. It’s nice to help, of course, but that’s the agenda. It’s hardly a secret. Always been that way.

  27. Jaclyn says:

    Watching the video of her and her six kids struggling to fit into the van and get to church made me anxious. I don’t know how she is staying sane, anyone normal person would have an anxiety attack. No, better yet, a normal person would not be in that situation, never mind!

  28. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    Gracie: her kinda Christians probably require that you be Christian. Fundies, that’s who they’ve got her in with now, I bet.

    hustumomo: THREE DAYS AFTER GIVING BIRTH THEY WERE DOING IT? Ok, no. That’s just a big no. You’re still hurting down there three days later. But I had a nine pounder with no drugs, so maybe that was just me and my busted taint and stitches.

    As far as her suddenly getting some religion, good, let her new fundie friends pay for all her kids and their stuff and her plastic surgery till they get sick of her.

  29. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    now I watched the radar video. God, it’s stressful just going one place with the six kids. There’s no way she could do 14 and she had her dad helping her. She’d need a bus, too.

  30. Jill says:

    of course she is, who would take on that kind of crazy?

  31. gg says:

    She ain’t “celebate”, she just “doesn’t get laid”.

  32. Codzilla says:

    gg: Lol! Priceless, as always.

    anastasiabea: I’m with you. Three days later I was still hobbling around, and well into the sleep-deprived zombie stage. Gettin’ busy was the last thing on my mind.

  33. MT says:

    “I know this may come as a surprise, but we Christians don’t require the recipient to be Christian.

    Specifically, I’m Catholic, and our schools educate non-Catholics, especially in war-torn areas”

    Is she asking for education? Is America a war torn area?
    No. She is a sociopath that is exploiting any naive soul out there that will give her money.

    She will take the money and get more plastic sergury or think about her own needs and not about her children.

    Especially since she is not even a Christian.

    You should help people who need help- not this sociopath.
    We are facing tough economic times. Please do not give this women any money. She will spend it in a selfish way.

  34. lisa says:

    She is a disgusting human being. Plain and simple.

  35. Kat says:

    “Is she asking for education? Is America a war torn area?”

    No, she expects the church to buy her a new house, cause she has all these new kids, and SHE FOUND JESUS !!!!

  36. Kat says:

    I thought she worshiped Angelina.

  37. mojoman says:

    Isnt Suleman a muslim’s surname? quoting old poster’s words, :her face is hurting my feeling!”

  38. Henna says:

    Her father is from Iraq. Is he from Assyrian Christian descent? That would explain the confusion over family name and religion.

  39. Husar says:

    Excellent post, keep it up