By my count, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had three major costume changes yesterday in Paris. First appearance: Kim in this beige suede dress while visiting the Martin Margiela showroom. People think Kim is going to wear Martin Margiela now, but I doubt it. Margiela made a lot of masks Kanye wore during his Yeezus tour, so I think it’s far more likely that Kanye will be wearing Margiela. Anyway, after that appearance, Kimye went to the gym together. Then another costume change for dinner – Kim in that black dress. As for the wedding stuff…
La belle vie! Ahead of their upcoming nuptials, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopped in Paris, scoping out designer threads on Wednesday, May 21. The engaged couple was spotted perusing stores in the City of Light, making a stop at the Maison Martin Margiela showroom. Armfuls of Valentino garment bags were also seen being delivered to Kimye’s apartment.
“Kanye is super calm and is so, so in love with Kim,” an insider tells Us. “This is his fairy tale. He adores Kim — it’s amazing to watch. He gets giddy around her and just smiles when she walks into a room. He is so excited to marry her.”
While details surrounding the ceremony are still fuzzy, the parents to daughter North West, 11 months, are expected to tie the knot somewhere in Europe on Saturday, May 24.
Another Us Weekly story has the pre-wedding rehearsal dinner going down on Friday at Versailles, and it will be a “theme” dinner where everyone will have to wear vintage French royalty attire (how tedious). Kim and Kanye have apparently been bitching loudly about the weather in France too – apparently it’s been damp and overcast this week? A witness says: “Kim made it clear that this bad weather is really getting to her. She’s clearly spending millions getting married in Europe, and if it all turns into a wash-out she will be really unhappy.” Dear clouds: please make it rain!!!!
And finally… guess who’s on the guest list? I mean, we know Kanye really, really wants Jay-Z and Beyonce to show up, but did you know Kim also invited Rachel Roy? Roy was apparently (allegedly) “the reason” why Solange went crazy on Jay-Z in the elevator – because Rachel and Jay might have been flirting or whatever. But it will probably be no biggie – after all, Solange isn’t invited, is she? IS SHE?!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I think it’d be hilarious if Solange showed up and made a scene during the vows lol
That would be amazing wouldn’t it?
thank u for make me thing at that !
He get’s giddy and smiles when she’s around? Really? Haven’t seen that with him yet. He always looks like he’s just been sentenced to hard labor.
I’m still hoping the sewage plant next to the venue has a mechanical breakdown the day of the wedding.
My thoughts exactly.
Yeah, they look miserable together in most of the photos I’ve seen.
My thoughts exactly. he NEVER smiles when he’s around her – he always looks positively miserable. The only time I’ve seen a smile on his face is when he’s far FAR away from her.
I want RAIN – hard rain, the type of rain that causes flash floods… and a freak tornado to touch down right on the ceremony (do they have tornadoes in France? I hope they do) . Whisk them and everyone who goes to the nuptials to be wiped off the map.
Let me up.. I’ve had enough – NO MORE COVERAGE ON THESE TWITS. STOP THE MADNESS!
Noooooo if the weather is not “perfect” they will probably postpone the wedding. That means months of more coverage of this crap. It has to end Saturday. They need to get married already so the divorce rumors can start.
After what has been happening in my country, Bosnia and Serbia these days, I don’t wish floods on anyome.
A bit of rain to ruin her dress would be enough.
The few times that I’ve seen him smile around her (I think) has been pictures that include North as well.
And yes, a bit of rain to mess with her dress, hair and makeup would be very nice.
The weather forecast for Florence is for sun, however for Paris it’s predicting rain. Let’s hope for a french wedding.
Kanye is doing the squinching technique with his eyes. The goal is to add a look of confidence and self-assuredness. Some people can’t pull it off very well. On others it gives them a whole new and better look.
When you ‘squinch,’ you’re lifting and tightening the lower eyelid and only allowing the top eyelid to come down slightly.
No joke, as I was reading this I thought maybe the sewer will back up during this whole circus and make it interesting.
I’m trying to figure out the logic of “I’m spending millions, how dare the weather not be perfect!” Come on Mother Nature, don’t you know who she is!?!
@ Dorothy- actually he usually looks like he is IN labor. His expression is always so grumpy and pained. I don’t blame him. I mean, at least he has facial expressions. I guess Chronic Smelling Farts/ Resting Bitch Face is better than Kim’s “My botox is too tight”, right? I hope Beyonce and Jay-z go to the wedding-that can be their punishment for the elevator incident.
i honestly really disagree. i don’t think he’s always grumpy with her or around her. i really think it’s because of the paps. he’s been caught smiling at her and with her and i think he just hates being around paps. I really can’t stand KK and sometimes this site makes me such a Kim K apologist it’s crazy! People, there’s enough to make fun of about her without resorting to claims such as “he hates being around her- he’s so unhappy, uncomfortable”–it’s just a silly narrative to push through because clearly he DOES smile around her–i think he just doesn’t like when the moment is caught on camera for the paps so he always has his surly face on when the paps are out–i think the way he looks at her sometimes is actually adorable and you can tell how smitten he is. if you ask me, we only see the grumpy pictures because maybe the paps think that’ll sell better and it helps drive the “kanye is so miserable around kim” storyline or narrative but i think the pictures with him smiling or looking/being affectionate either get lost or never surface.
for ex- here are some older pictures:
http://media2.onsugar.com/files/2013/10/22/751/n/1922398/766ff8abf91178ac_Kim-Kardashian-Kanye-West-Shopping-Paris.xxxlarge/i/late-January-Kanye-pregnant-Kim-headed-Paris-Couture.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jT6cPNN_wGg/T5PDucnnNyI/AAAAAAAAMog/SYGNonPp8Is/s1600/article-2133302-12B4BAFC000005DC-778_468x716.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/31/article-2255376-16B490E0000005DC-267_634x793.jpg
more recent:
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Kim+Kardashian+PUNK+Chaos+Couture+Costume+PocC9x7CSpYx.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/05/article-2620176-1D96877B00000578-875_634x998.jpg
http://www.farandulista.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/kanye-kim-smiling.jpg
http://ihatemypublicist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/la-modella-mafia-Kim-Kardashian-in-a-beaded-Balmain-dress-with-Kanye-West-in-Paris-2014-11.jpg
I agree, he does smile when he is around her, he truly loves and is crazy about her (still trying to figure out why) but I don’t think she feels the same way. Kanye is going to get hurt, bad by her
Kanye does not want to be around her because he is Gay even Miley Cyrus noted that during a recent time in the studio with him. Kayne was always rubbing the shoulders or sitting on the lap of his male assistant. Sounds gay to me, this is just all for money nothing else
What has she done to her face now? That top photo… what?!?
I agree, she’s got Disney Princess face, which is sweet and macabre all at once. Side note, the beige dress is the -one time- I’ve seen her in an ensemble that is flattering, even with the long black wool trench.
I like the beige dress too. I also don’t mind the black outfit.
On another note: SORRY FRANCE!!!
One thing I think Kim gets right in terms of fashion are overcoats. she has some nice beige and pastel overcoats!
I think the top photo might be photoshopped… that looks in no way real.
That bitch loves some suede on her ass, right?
LOL – what is up with that suede dress?
That suede!! Somewhere a cow is complaining that its’ hide looks terrible stretched out over that giant ass.
Oh I think she’s too busy with the wedding to complain 😉
This entire spectacle is one giant farce. How unique, a theme party wearing Royal French Attire. YAAAAAAWN. Like that has not been done a time or 1, 000, 000 before.
I read someplace where several Humphries/Kardashian wedding guests were not invited to this affair and they were people associated with Kim only not Humphries, most notably Ryan Seacrest. Lol. Wonder how that will play when contract negotiations happen with Seacrest productions in the future.
What is a rehearsal dinner anyway?
I don’t know about the Kardashians, of course, but when I married, we had a rehearsal dinner the day before the wedding. After the wedding party visited the church and met with our priest one last time to rehearse placements, etc., the wedding party plus our priest had a dinner at an Italian restaurant everyone loved. It was just a time to relax and chat and a bit of fun before the stress of the actual wedding day.
This is basically the tradition of my family (Anglo-Canadian) and my husband’s (American).
So, I’m sure it is nothing like Kimye’s version of a rehearsal dinner. Parading around like you are French royalty doesn’t seem relaxing to me in the slightest. lol But then my husband and myself are not much for partying.
Oh, we don’t have that here. Mainly because we don’t really have a wedding party, just the best man and maid of honour, so everybody knows where to stand.
Out of curiosity, how long does a wedding last? When is it over?
@SpookySpooks. In Toronto, where I married, the actual wedding ceremony was about 45 minutes long, but I’m Catholic and we had a wedding Mass. My sister’s wedding (without a Mass) ran about 20 minutes. It is entirely dependent on the preferences of the bride and groom and the church/temple, etc. if you go the religious route.
The reception after our wedding lasted about two hours, but my in-laws wanted a full dinner service at the reception (which they paid for). Hubby and I just wanted cake and light refreshments and then on to the honeymoon!
2 hours? Dear God.
Here the gathering starts at 3 PM, then Mass at 5 or 6, then the reception starts around 8 and last at least until 6 in the morning. And the bride and groom don’t get to go home until everybody’s gone. Then the next day family and close friends gather for the “repeat”. They go to the honeymoon the next day.
A lot of food and drink are there throughout the night.
@SpookySpooks
That is a long reception! And I thought mine was long. Where I’m from the bride and groom tend to be the first people to leave the reception, with the wedding guests surrounding them, throwing birdseed as they leave for the honeymoon.
Ryan was probably relived NOT to be invited to this farce. I think the guest list is small, 150 I read somewhere.
Her face looks jacked up, but I love both dresses she’s wearing.
When she wears stuff that actually fits she looks so much better
Yeah it does, I really liked her old face when she was naturally really pretty. Sigh.
I won’t pretend I ever liked KK but she was a once beautiful woman. This newest face isn’t even human looking.
Kim looks as frightening and soulless now as anything from a vampire movie, and like she needs an exorcism. That she can’t even smile makes it that much worse. And people still insist on calling her “beautiful?”
‘He gets giddy around her and just smiles when she walks into a room’
Ehrr.. i think he smiles in the inside because he has a face like a smacked arse everytime he’s with her.
And how stupid is to complain about the weather? she lives in LA where is sunny almost every day.. but Europe (as well as almost the rest of the world) has seasons and April and May are really unpredictable months. I hate people who complain about the weather. get a grip. That’s why in France or in Italy people get married mostly between june and september.. it rarely rains during the summer.
How very interesting if Jay Z shows up WITHOUT Queen B and Rachel Roy is there.
More interesting than Kimye anyway.
There was a Blind Item on CDAN about this exact scenario…..
I saw it too!
Do we know why Jay and Bey aren’t going to the wedding? I thought it was cuz they didn’t want to be on KUWTK, but the wedding isn’t being filmed for the show. What is their excuse now?
I heard they will be at the wedding.
It’s been all but confirmed they will both be there, however the refused to be in any filming etc.
The blind item said that Jay Z would be attending the wedding with his mistress. Guess what – Rachel Roy is on the guest list. Please, please someone PAP them!! That is the money shot at this wedding.
Just get married already and end this foolishness.
if it’s so damp/cold/rainy/whatever, she should start dressing for the weather. maybe it’s the sausage casings she’s wearing that are making her uncomfortable.
Haha. I always think sausage casings whenever I see her.
Its not sausage skins i think of – hav u ever been at a burns supper when they serve the haggis ? Lol
i just looked “haggis” up. now i want to barf. but, it is indeed an apt metaphor for kim’s look. LOL
well, you know, she’s like the american version of princess kate, so like everything should be like totally perfect. free lipo for all guests! if you’re not botoxed, don’t bother coming,
She is what???
meaning she thinks she is 😉
Yep! U got it
Nah, she’s better than Kate, at least she works.
What does she work at? She has minions to take care of anything related to their clothes line(s) and stores. So no she does not “work”.
Yes. She does work. She’s a reality star She makes pap walk appearances for the tabloids daily (often with her boobs hanging out in the most innapropriate venues) to promote her TV show and herself as spokeswoman. Manageing minions is also work.
You might not care for the product, but, yeah, it’s work.
BTW. Don’t kid yourself. That poor baby is working too. She’s in the family business now. I bet she files a tax return next year.
Ugh, even in sarcasm comparisons to actual Royalty and the Kardashians are vomit inducing.
Wait, what? You can’t control the weather Kim? In every life a little rain must fall. Golden showers, rain showers it’s all good right?
Ha!
I guess the only thing that PMK can’t control is the weather…………..
Who cares if she spent millions to get married in Europe – there will always be a next wedding for her.
She’s not spending a cent, let alone millions. This ogre ONLY gets married after all sponsorships are firmly in place.
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Explain again please-.why exactly would anyone have the rehearsal in a whole different country than the wedding?
I’m also trying to imagine who would be willing to show up in vintage French royalty attire…
This must be a new thing because first reports said cocktail attire.
In their efforts to have the most grand and fabulous wedding EVER, it seems like they will be TORTURING their guests. I will never understand people who think that their wedding guests should bow before them, thanking their lucky stars that they are ALLOWED to attend.
I must be a freak or something because I have always felt that you should be truly thankful that your invited guests choose to be a part of your special day, and honor you with their presence. Yes, the wedding is about the couple getting married, but IMO, if you are having guests, they should be treated with care and respect. Making them jump through hoop after hoop is disgusting.
You are not a freak as I believe the same way. But they don’t seem to understand what being grateful is and that may (or maynot) be because they have money and have never wanted for anything and therefore don’t understand what being grateful means.
Spot on, Belle. I cannot imagine being a guest at that wedding. Exhausting!
I remember selecting a venue for my wedding reception. I had two places in mind, both very nice but one was about an hour drive away. It was a little fancier and frou frou and I kind of preferred it, but in the end I thought ‘what about all of my elderly relatives?’ I was blessed at that time to have them all still with me and I thought, geez, am I really going to make them drive all that way and then back home, after a really long day, and in the dark? So, I opted for closer to home. Funny, because years later my SIL had her reception at the frou frou place and nope, I liked mine better anyway! Just my trip down memory lane, lol.
PREACH!
I went to a friend’s wedding once where they had a beautiful outdoor venue selected for the ceremony. It was lovely but you could only access it by special buses so we all got shipped out there an hour before the ceremony started only to find there were no toilets. There were little kids and pregnant ladies and everything. So we sat through the ceremony then the bride and groom made us all stand around and watch while they took photos – still no toilets, still little kids, still pregnant ladies and regular ladies like me who were dying to go and now the sun was going so it was getting really cold. Another hour later they finally announced we could leave but the wedding party got the first bus and they weren’t sharing. The buses had been waiting up the road the whole time but had been told not to come down until the B & Gs say so.
It got worse at the reception. We got shipped straight there and it’d been hours since anyone could eat, we all had to skip lunch due to the timings of the buses and ceremony. We got nibbles but they wouldn’t serve a full meal until the speeches were done and they took an hour and a half. An hour. and a half. Then when they finally served dinner at 9.30pm we had to do a quiz on the bride and groom while we ate. They also made the band stop playing constantly so they could make all the guests go get photos. That wedding cost us a bundle to attend (because of course they picked a venue where you had no other option but to stay there and it was really pricey) and it wasn’t a wedding as much as a hostage situation. I’ve never seen such an egomaniacal affair and I hope I never do again.
ANGE… OMFG, hostage situation describes that wedding perfectly! ZERO consideration for the guests. I would have freaked being stuck somewhere without a bathroom! Some people have health issues where delaying meals is not only uncomfortable but dangerous. Sheesh, I’m practically having a panic attack just imagining this scenario!
Did they seriously not give any advance notice about the facilities (or lack thereof)?? Selfish, irresponsible and careless. At the very least, invitations should have provided more details so that people could plan accordingly… such as bringing a healthy snack along, opting not to bring children, or even skipping the wedding. If you are going to put people in a situation where they are stranded, they should be made aware of it AND you damn well better be providing the basics. 🙁
Gah! I’m actually angry about this… LOL
BREATHE…
Belle no we had no idea about the situation at all. We were told about the buses and where to meet them and that was it. Nobody had any idea about the delay between arriving and the ceremony or that they would be forced to watch a photo session (that none of the guests were even included in) afterward and certainly nothing was said about the lack of toilets. One thing I didn’t mention was that the wedding party took the bus to their next photo session so we were stuck waiting for multiple bus trips when we could have all gone back together in 2 buses much earlier if they’d let us. Not letting anyone leave when they knew there were no facilities then leaving before everyone else really made me rethink my friendship with the bride to be honest.
ANGE – I am outraged on ur behalf – that is dreadful – I remember when a wedding was a joyous occasion when everyone who loved the bride and groom came together to enjoy a wonderful day when the couple would commit themselves to each other and everyone there supported them in their new life together, old and young, family and friends – and the elderly relatives especially were always looked after and made to feel special. That all changed when “celebrities” who were “A” list and otherwise started to sell their weddings to the highest bidder – the bride and groom became the King and Queen of the day and it was all about them and the venue and what they wore/ate/etc. The “guests” were invited for coverage only – the more “A” listers you can get the more money you will make. Problem is some ordinary people think they should emulate them (and almost bankrupt themselves in the process). A wedding should be a celebration of love shared by everyone who is there. This pair are the antithesis of what a wedding is all about.
My thoughts exactly icky, it’s a day where you are fortunate to have people who want to share your joy and they should be treated accordingly. Guests aren’t there just to make you look good. At least it helped with my wedding planning for later that year, I just did the exact opposite of everything they did lol.
idiot with the white shoes
Big-busted girls shouldn’t wear flaps over their breasts. That beige dress looks ridiculous on her. Her shoes are completely wrong in both of those pics, too.
Is it only me or is Kim’s face slowly morphing into Amal’s face?
I don’t know why Kim is worried about the weather. Kanye is a god, right? He should be able to change the weather.
The only thing Yeezus can’t give this Klan is class, elegance, taste, humility, intelligence, all the things that make us human, and not caricatures.
It’s not raining. It’s crying
Hahaha…awesome comment!
love it!
ROFL!
You wins the internets!
She should have married in LA where she can predict the weather. Also if she dressed for the season she wouldn’t complain slit dresses honey you will be cold… watch when they leave it will be sunny and warm they brought the clouds in. I can hear those Parisians now… eye rolling head shaking. I can’t wait for this to be over.
She has so much plastic surgery, she’s beginning to look like Cher.
Please don’t insult Cher.
I feel bad for the guests… this wedding sounds so tedious. Multiple locations, costumes, etc.
“IN PARIS: one must only wear black and camel colours. This will make us klasssy!” (on repeat in K&K’s brains – and not much else going on up there)
Why is Kim always opening her own car door? Even if Kanye’s not gentleman enough to do it, don’t they have a driver?
Well, I’ll agree w/ the driver part of this, I guess, but I think it’s antiquated thinking to wait for a man to open a car door for me, and I’ve felt this way for the past 20+ years. I can open my own dang door.
The only time Kanye needs to help her is when she has the “empty” baby carriage…oh, wait…that’s NEVER.
He never helped her when she was pregnant, why should he now? JudyK, I’m the same way about opening doors.
I hope she wears something in yellow. That will brighten up any cloudy day. But if it rains she should be used to water and the colour yellow combined
*high five
HA!
Wow, I remember just a few years back she was trolling bars looking for rappers to blow. Now she struts around like she is the Queen of England (sorry England) and the world’s greatest fashionista. How times have changed. Thanks for rescuing her from obscurity Kanye, thanks a lot!
Kim always looks uncomfortable when she is with him. As if she is trying not to make a mistake. Like he has told her not to look directly at the cameras. I wonder if that is partly why her face looks so odd. It’s possibly as much an expression of concentration as is feasible with all that she has done to her face. Plus she loves the cameras. Sometimes I swear she looks at them when she knows Kanyes back is turned and she looks so damned happy and relieved that they are still there. Lol.
As for the rainy weather. A) isn’t the time of year when it likely to be rainy?; B) clothes
LOL that is so true. She walks with her head down a lot now as to not get caught smiling at the cameras. She is beyond fake. She should just be herself.
They seem very awkward in public together.
French royal attire. Come on, we KNOW this is going to be a tacky mess. Look how the bride wears modern clothes – you think she’ll look decent in period? Historic accuracy will not be a factor when it comes to design (Kimye wouldn’t want to do the research or spend the money). The women will overdo the decolletage, looking more like serving wenches than royals. Calling it on an outbreak of beauty marks.
oh my god – yes
It’s going to be like those tacky “sexy” halloween costumes of Marie Antoinette without the fake blood
I promise you Kim has zero idea how it all ended for Marie Antoinette and the French monarchy in general. She just sees castle and royalty and thinks, “hey, just like me!”
Yes, I commented on this earlier but my comment didn’t stick for some reason. I hope this part is true because I will enjoy laughing at PMK dressed like a prostitute and you can bet Kim will as well. These will be good pics to give us a good laugh going into a long weekend.
and @ elisa – Waiting for social media to blow up mentioning Halloween in reference to this party. And you know E! will not bring up any negative press about its cash cow.
@ aquarius64
I hate how much the E Network kisses the Kardashians’ butts. It’s hard to watch E News when they act like the Kardashians are big A-list stars. It’s been non-stop wedding talk. I’m still wondering why Ryan Seacrest wasn’t invited?
She do everything for people hate her … i hate all this mascarade .. I HATE THIS FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !
i’m curios to know how much hate message she receive by twitter ..
Oh boo hoo. No one can control the weather so just deal with it Kim. Like your life isn’t perfect enough? I doubt she’s the one paying millions for this wedding. It’s a mix between the E Network, Kanye, and begging for free sh*t. If getting married was really costing Kim money, she probably wouldn’t get married so many times. Does anyone really believe this will be her final wedding?
Nope. I predict that they will pull a “Heidi and Seal” and get married again every! single! year!
We all know how that turned out, though all cynicism aside, I think this marriage has a chance of sticking. Kanye doesn’t like to fail at anything, so even if things went south (ha!), he would probably keep the marriage going through sheer force of (godly) will. 😉
On the bright side, yearly wedding will be endless publicity for Kimye
This wedding is mostly full of Kim’s D list pals and her family members. Hardly any A listers other then Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Lana Del Ray. Beynce might not even come since that fight between her sister and Jay-Z occured. Even Kanyes West dear friend Anna Wintour will not be coming.
George Clooneys wedding would be filled with A listers probably. I could imagine the likes of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Matt Damon, Sandra Bullock, etc all in attendance. I bet the Kardashians are jealous of that fact that his wedding will probably get more coverage then theirs will, even tho its not until september. He is even friends with the President, so they would be seething with jealousy over that.
Can you imagine the burn Kim would get if the president tweets out congratulations to George and Amal? This family (Kim particularly) is so desperate for respectability it’s why they have those out-there weddings.
I will be in France from tomorrow and the weather forecast is for a week of solid, torrential rain and thunder storms. Ha ha.
Also, it snowed and rained on my wedding day apparently but I didn’t notice because I was ao happy to marry the man I love, but I don’t think that’s the case for either of them.
It rained on the morning of my wedding day but cleared up later. Sorry to say, apparently it’s supposed to be good luck if it rains on your wedding day. I don’t know what that means for Kimye….
I rained hard on my sister’s wedding day and she has a horrible marriage.
That’s so sweet! That made me tear up a bit..
So, so in love with Kim. Oh please … How many blinds have we read that it’s all a business arrangement. They don’t live together, my guess is they never will. I only feel for poor North.
Bless you for speaking the truth as so many people are not. 21 million reasons that she is marrying KanYe indeed! This is one big business arrangement and so is Jay and Bey attending. If KanYe hadn’t signed with him, they would never have shown up. I think these two just taint everything they touch. They just seem so dirty and disgusting and think that they are sooo important. All I ever see is the fact that they both know how to do the stroll for the paps. Nothing more nothing less. Poor North West, may she grow up to be the complete opposite of these two posers.
That dress is awful. It’s worse than the suede skirt she religiously wears. And beige shoes with beige dress? How about a silver, gold, red, black, blue ANY OTHER COLOR shoe?
This is such a shame that we have experienced a lot of sunny and warm weeks recently. Since she has set foot here, it’s been raining or overcast at the very best…
If she wants to be the American version of Kate, then she’d better get used to rain. In Europe it’s certainly not South Califonia!
Anyway, here we have a saying : “Mariage pluvieux, mariage heureux” (rainy wedding, happy marriage…wait, maybe that’s why she wants it so bad to be sunny)
Do you have to call her “American” We have disowned her.
Paris may be a beautiful city but the weather there can be crappy. It is not sunny like LA or south of FRance. The city gets rain. If she hates the cloudy weather maybe she should go somewhere else to celebrate her third (but not her last) nupitals
I agree. Paris is notorious for lousy weather, and Kayne should know that since he claims to live there part of the year. But who knows where they are getting married – it’s such an elaborate PR game. Nothing feels loving or special about this at all – it feels very manufactured and every one of them seems miserable. Shop, eat work out – the poor kid is such an afterthought.
You can’t get married in coastal California in late May or June. It’s always foggy and gloomy. Two of my friends have had June wedding so far and it drizzled at both weddings. June is our worst month from LA to San Francisco. It’s just depressing.
I think its funny that this idiot is likely well aware of this, yet she didn’t think to check the weather. Spring is rather mercurial in most places.
My heavens she looks like Elvira except Elvira was in makeup and well this blimp just simply looks like her! Her face is soooo crazy long now that she’s lasered off the hair on her forehead thus making it bigger and because of her nose job. ewe
Not to mention they eye job, the lip fillers and the chin job. Everything has changed on her since the days of rubbing Paris Hilton’s feet and cleaning her closets and dog poo! Let us never forget that people!
She likes her filth – lets *NEVER FORGET* why she is famous. Something about Brandy Norwood’s brother and pee.
I guess Kanye the fashionista didn’t get the memo that the one thing Europeans HATE about Americans is white tennis shoes.
It must have been a while since you’ve been to Paris because tons of Parisian hipsters wear white shoes.
The one thing Americans hate about Americans is anyone in white tennis shoes. Where is Kanye from anyway? In what part of this country are those things acceptable. He looks like Ali G.
If our white tennis shoes are the biggest thing Euros hate about us I would say we are doing pretty good.
This trick WOULD complain about the weather in one of the most beautiful cities on the planet. Maybe for her next wedding she should have someone research weather trends for the destination she will be at instead of assuming it will just do what she wants.
I have a thought… What if they all are in Paris to then take the Eurostar to London for the wedding? Like marrying in Westminster Abbey…??!!!
Please, God no – havent we just got rid of Tom Cruise?? Enough already! LOL
It’s Paris, what do you expect? The weather’s finicky. And the weather reports never predict half of what goes down. It will be blazing sunshine in the morning, rain in the afternoon and then back to sunshine but when you walk outside cold as hell. People don’t realize it but Paris gets more rain than London.
But of course for Kim Paris should kowtow? Delusional. I bet the French aren’t even paying attention to them. When I walk around and see photographers I just walk on, it’s not like in America where people stop and form giant crowds.
I honestly don’t even think she is very famous in other countires. She and Kanye West do not have international fame like George Clooney or Madonna or those kinds of celebs. She isn’t well known in Europe.
Please. She wishes Solange would come to the wedding and create a fuss. It would only pique more interest for her wedding special. There is no bad publicity for these ppl folks. What kills them is no publicity. That goes for Kanye too. He says he hates the paps and that North is his baby, not America’s baby. Well, let’s just see if that’s true once they are desperate to have more viewers and album sales.
She really thinks that the streets are a runway, doesn’t she. I mean to have nothing going on in your life but to dress not for photographers but for paps. Is she shallow enough to think she is an all important fashionista?
I’m sorry but I am the only one that finds it incredibly tacky that there is this much hoopla over her THIRD wedding? Wearing white, huge 3 day affair, bridal registry for a third wedding. So tacky and distasteful imho.
The entire clan reminds me of that show that was on for a while called “The Aristocrats”. Basically grifters that assume successful, wealthy people’s identities and scam everyone right in front of their faces. THAT is a Kardashian.
You can put lipstick on a pig. It will still be a pig in lipstick!!
I think even if Kim was on her 50th wedding, she would still expect the world to care…she would still be wearing white, and she would still make a spectacle out of it.
I though Parisiennes were all about less makeup? They must think she is a freak who escaped from the local circus.
Right on! Juliette. I am so tired of seeing her and her gigantic breasts. For the love of God woman, must we see them constantly! I’m thinking Parisians must think she is quite gauche. (At least, I hope). Get married already.
Bitch should be happy that the weather she has in Paris is nothing compared to what Eastern Europe is experiencing; flooding in Serbia, Bosnia and Croatia. I have no sympathy, empathy or time for her or her family.
The Kardashian/Jenner Klan seem to think the world revolves around them. According to them there is nothing more important going on in the world than this wedding.
Kim can still smile – in a previous Kimye story, one pic showed her smiling. I don’t know why she looks so grim most of the time. She wasn’t even smiling at her daughter as far as I can remember. Maybe what Kanye has is contagious. Have a hard time believing the “inside source” (aka Kim’s demon mother) that Kanye is all smiles when Kim or Nori are around at home. You would think some of that would break through in public in an unguarded moment. He doesn’t seem to want to even touch the baby. We see other dads carrying their babies often enough, looking quite natural doing it. And if they had pictures of Kim or Kanye holding and smiling with the baby (and the baby laughing back at them), you know they would have posted them online by now. Instead we see stranger danger pics of the poor kid with her alleged parents even in her own home- except when she’s sitting by herself laughing at whoever is holding the camera (my bet is the nanny).
maybe she’s afraid that the rain will melt her face?
My theory is she doesn’t smile anymore because she wants to be seen as a ‘sophisticated oh look at all this wretched papparazi’ person with credibility. So it doesn’t look as if she courts papparazi, instead it’s the other way around. I think this is Kanye’s way of making her ‘brand’ look sophisticated and serious. He always thinks he is a serious artist who doesn’t need paps so Kim must adopt the same mentality. She is a serious artist and fashionista too! She has pushed the reality tv envelope! They are bigger than Brangelina and the Beckhams! I imagine this is what is in their heads.
OMG @Jade- you took the words out of my mouth! That’s exactly what I think too! It’s like now if she keeps a stern face it’s like she’s above the paparazzi and they’re a nuisance rather than the whole reason for her…existence.
Kim doesn’t smile since Kanye because she thinks it’s more the style of an A-lister, sophisticated, fashion style icon when papped to do her serious face It’s her new persona She is such a phony.
I’ve been trying to avoid the Kartrashians as much as possible but after seeing her on Extra or something last night I had to come here to ask my fellow b!tches…
DID SHE HAVE HIP IMPLANTS TO GO WITH HER BUTT IMPLANTS?????
She was wearing some black dress, maybe this one sans le trench and her hips looked HUGE compared to the rest of her. She was giving Nicki Minaj competition and we all know she Nicki bought hers.
Can it just be child birth? Thoughts?
I can NOT wait to see the wedding dress he makes her wear!
How can anyone even be sure that’s actually Kim Kardashian? Her face looks completely different than the last round of pictures. Do we have finger print confirmation?
This over the top circus of a wedding is just atrocious. I really do think, as some of you have pointed out, that these two and their fam think that they are IT. Also, Kim thinks if she doesn’t smile she’s somehow a sophisticate, when we all know how she got famous, by laying there while some guy poked her from behind and then peed on her. How classy. These are the worst people ever, I just want this to be over with, because right now when I go to the supermarket all I see are magazines with their mugs on them. Although, I must point out, not all the magazines carried the wedding news, which was kind of funny, because her last wedding was everwhere, but not now, only a couple of magazines have talked about the wedding. An example is that Angelina Jolie is on the latest People and not Kim and her ilk. Oh please God if you hear this prayer, please make them go away NOW.
I know this is bad but sometimes when I go to the grocery store and I see magazines with them on them, I turn the magazines around so you don’t see the cover. Hoping less people will buy & they’ll finally disappear!
Boycott all tabloids featuring this wedding. We’ll continue laughing at them online for free.
As my old granny used to say “you cant make a silk purse out of a sow’ s ear” – still they insist on trying. I’m stil trying to get my head around someone becoming rich and famous for having sex with some guy n getting peed on…and her mother selling th tape? Beyond horrendous…shoudnt pimping out ur own daughter b a criminal offence?. And wen do they tell Nori how mommy got famous? God help that child.
Run, Europe, run!
Poor, poor Europe.