Khloe Kardashian’s Pinocchio Butt didn’t have a date at Kim’s Italian wedding

You know what I think is interesting about Khloe Kardashian’s ass of lies/Pinocchio Butt? The fact that she hasn’t come out to deny it. Usually we only know some tabloid story is true when a Kardashian comes out to deny it, but I think we’ve all seen enough photo evidence to ensure that yes, Khloe got some major ass implants. Anyway, these are some assorted photos of the Pinocchio Butt over the past few days. The Instagram photo (above) is from the Kimye Wedding. Incidentally, just looking through her IG… my God, she’s gone full-throttle with the face work too. The lip injections are over the top.

I’m also including some photos of Khloe returning to the US after the European shenanigans. Apparently, Khloe is going to be staying on the East Coast for a bit for “work.” Which I imagine means more time with her lover French Montana. Surprisingly enough, French did not join Khloe at the wedding. I think he was in Paris for a few days in the lead-up to the wedding, but he didn’t get the invite to go to Florence, or maybe Khloe asked him not to come. It’s weird though. Maybe there’s trouble in shady-relationship paradise? Probably – Radar says that French is already fooling around on Khloe.

As for the “work” – Khloe and Kourtney are opening up a DASH pop-up store in Southhampton this summer. Apparently, there’s already controversy about it because the E! producers lied to the local politicians about whether the store would be opening up there. Klassic Kardashian.



Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and Khloe’s IG.

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  1. Dani2 says:

    She used to be my most tolerable Kardashian, it’s sad that she’s trying so hard to look like Kim.

    • Pri says:

      So true…she seemed like the most amiable, sensible even, despite her being in the midst of the Kardshian Karnival of stupidity and famewhoring. She had to get caught on. Or we fell hard.

      • FLORC says:

        I think with the Llamar scandal Khloe was vulnerable and PMKris saw her chance to manipulate her daughter. Kourtney is now my favourite followed by Kendal.
        I guess I rate how good a Kardashian is by how much distance and influence there is by PMK.

    • Petee says:

      She has always been intolerable.I only watched a few of the shows first season and thought she was a little bit of a bully.These people are just horrible and getting worse.Those lips and new face are ridiculous.

      • kri says:

        Ugh, face-wise, she is starting to look like a melting Elvis made out of smores. And what are ass implants made from? Are they fat injections or are they like breast implants? Can they break, or…omg…slide?! I just scared myself.

    • Sarah says:

      Word. I think it all started when the Kim/Kris Humphries joke of a wedding/divorce was happening. Kim’s “brand” was badly damaged and I am certain PMK saw that Khloe was the most likeable and started to work her dark magic on her. Now, Khloe is as insufferable as all the rest. I’m really ready for this whole family to just go away.

    • aenflex says:

      Um, she only seemed sensible. You have to look at what you’re comparing her to – other Kardashians. So yeah, compared to the rest of those blithering idiots, she looked kinda smart. Compare her to a decent, intelligent human being and she looks like what she is, a blithering idiot Kardashian. Obsessed with fame, money and plastic/injectables.

    • JennySerenity says:

      She now looks like a total klown. Nothing at all klassy about her face/ass/boobs of lies. Kontemptible. That is all.

  2. Frida_K says:

    Question o’ the day:

    Why do some people, even today, still somehow think that “fish lip selfies” are cute/sexy/appealing? Why?

    • mimif says:

      Does it all go back to mimicking the labia majora? If I could bother googling I would, but I read that somewhere (in a book actually back in the olden days).

      • Lex says:

        That’s offensive. My labia are way better looking that that

      • mimif says:

        Lol Lex! But I’m being totally serious. You’ve forced me to google and now me and your pretty labia are fighting. Actually I can’t link cuz it’s all slightly NSFW-ish although interesting reading.

      • feebee says:

        ew ew ew ew ew.

    • Bridget says:

      Her lips are so full of crap that may just be their resting position.

  3. QQ says:

    No French Riviera for you or your Fix-A-Flat Butt sis!

  4. Belle Epoch says:

    Would not have recognized her! The whole family seems mentally ill about body image. The irony is that they keep making themselves uglier!

  5. LaurieH says:

    What is it with the trout pout craze? Clearly it started when Angelina Jolie came on the scene full throttle and everyone wet themselves over her “pillowy” lips – except that she was born with them. On her, it’s sexy, on others it is ridiculous. She has said in past interviews that she used to hate her lips and was endlessly teased about them, but Angelina is one of those people who grew into her looks. Khloe, on the other hand, looks like she’s been socked in the mouth. Even teenager Kylie is getting in on the act and she looks idiotic. I really wish women would stop self-loathingly mangling their faces…and don’t tell me about “what’s the harm if it makes them feel better about themselves”. If you have to mangle your outside, there is something wrong on the inside. Rock what you got, ladies!

    • Cohen says:

      Jolie complained she was teased and mocked about her lips while growing up. But then the media sexualized her lips and it became a thing! Now everyone wants the Jolie’s lips.

      • Petee says:

        I agree.It became very popular with Angelina.The thing is that is her face and her mouth.Just because you get fillers does not make you look like her.This family’s thing for the plastic surgeons office is insane.They must have them on speed dial.

      • RosettaStoned says:

        Yet she STILL had work done on her upper lip, to make it smaller so her lips were balanced……

    • Jackie says:

      I agree with you Laurie. Khloe does look like someone socked her in the mouth. Every time I see her lips lately, that is the first thing I think. Not only does she look like she’s been punched in the mouth, she just looks really hard. And Kylie, what can I say. That girl is a mess. She’s desperately trying to be like Kim. In fact, I think she is going to give Kim a run for her money. She really needs to stop it with the drawing on of those lips. You can see the lipliner in all her pics, and how it’s drawn way outside her normal lip line. Without any makeup or lipstick/lipliner on, her lips are thin to average.

  6. LadyJane says:

    Pinocchio Butt. Brilliant.

  7. paola says:

    My theory is that being the Kardashians super shallow in every department of their lives, they can’t demand for deepness in others especially in the love field. They’ll always find somebody that fools around and cheats on them due to the low standards they set for everyone to see. Kim and Khloè really seem to care an awful lot about what things or people look like so they shouldn’t complain when other people involved with them do the same.
    It seems like the only normal person in that family is Kourtney. She seems like a normal mother and even if her life is filmed for a reality show she seems to be the only one with her head well adjusted on her shoulders. She is the only one with a proper education along with this a coincidence? Maybe.. but all the others, including their mother, only care for what they see and they surely can’t blame a man who does the same towards any other female around.

    • mellow says:

      to be honest.. and i am ashamed to tell you this… but kourtney has always been my favorite.. I mean compared to the others. She can be really annoying as well but still – she was in college and seems to be involved with her kids and seems to be a hands on mom. And more independent and interesting than the others.
      I cant stand khloe. and kim, obviously.

      • Livan says:

        You are not alone in this! Kourtney is my favourite too!

      • dadada says:

        yep. Kourtney is my favourite too. i like the fact that she doesn’t require constant external approval to function.

  8. mimif says:

    Okay, if we are gonna do this (and I’m on a total b-tch roll this morning) why not do something about the nose? I mean, I think she looks fine just the way she was, but if you’re going to start altering your bod that much, why not the nose??
    Ugh. Why do I even care.

    • blue marie says:

      I’m kinda b-tchy this morning too and I’m just gonna throw it out there.. her ass was her + 1

    • Dani2 says:

      Lol apparently she’s already had work done to her nose, that was one of the first things she messed with I think.

      • Nicolette says:

        She has? She should be asking for a refund.

      • deehunny says:

        She was told at a young age hat she needed a nose job (9 yo) by her mother so I think that’s her “trademark” now. It’s what makes her different from the other Kardashians

    • Hiddles forever says:

      I can’t get why anybody would like to have an ass that big and that prominent..

      Gosh, they can have mine if they like, I spent my whole life hating it.. Must put it on ebay, maybe a Kardashian will bid on it lol

      • mimif says:

        I’ll open up the bid, I’ve got long back syndrome. But I expect it to be in gently used condition, okay? And no knockoffs either, I want the real deal.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      I’m not gonna say that she should fix her nose (although, like y’all I’m shocked that she had work done to it) but her face looked more balanced with her un-altered lips.
      It just looks odd to have all these exaggerated features overtaking her face…..

      Also, duck face is a plague on modern-day society.

  9. maria says:

    3 out of 5 stories are about the trash clan. come on. enough is enough.

    • Christina says:


    • Shannon1972 says:

      I’m just as guilty, as this is my third post on this board, but yeah…can we please have a break from these people? Making fun of them is fun, but I’d rather read about real celebrities who, you know, actually do things.

      • mimif says:

        I never used to reply to Klan posts but here I am. We all need hair shirts or shock therapy immediately; if we don’t click, they will fade away. Right? RIGHT?!

      • Shannon1972 says:

        Right – there is still hope for us, LOL!! I never used to click on them, but I think I’ve been hypnotized into submission. They are everywhere!

    • littlestar says:

      I know, I agree, I am SICK of them and truly wish they would lose their fame already Paris Hilton style.

      But I. just. cannot. stop. reading their stories! I hate read them, hate comment, and hate myself for enjoying ALL of it!!!

      It’s a sad cycle and addiction, and I don’t know the way out of it.

    • starr says:

      What I find even more depressing is the “Kimye” tab at the very top of this site. I never noticed it before. I guess this means there’ll be no slowing down of kartrashian news on this site, which makes me want to visit less and less.

      By contrast, I love how Lainey won’t even mention Kim by name. I wish everyone would do that.

      • maria says:

        I never noticed it before either! I guess it’s time to leave Celebitcy. Pimp mama Kris has really taken over.

  10. NewWester says:

    I actually like the first pic where Khloe is looking out at the scenery . Very pretty.
    Maybe it is the sunglasses she is wearing but does anyone else think she looks a bit like Angelina Jolie in some pics?

    • Shannon1972 says:

      Hi NewWester…Maybe they both own similar sunglasses, but I think that’s about it. They aren’t even in the same ballpark, though it does look like Khloe is trying to channel Angelina a bit (and failing).

  11. Dawn says:

    Who cares. I am sure she found someone to take her up on whatever she needed if she needed anything. What a horrible woman but then they are all horrible including the newest Kardasahian KanYe West. Boo and Yuk to all thinkgs Kardashian.

  12. Tifygodess24 says:

    I believe she actually did come out and deny it and she said her new butt was from working out. ( article was on DM ) made me laugh. A breathing Kardashian is a lying Kardashian.

    • Eva says:

      Yes she did! She said on her twitter I think, “I’ve always had an ass” and that she’s worked hard for the way it looks now! Lol ok.

      • deehunny says:

        But you do have to give her credit… her body is the best it’s ever been. She really has worked hard at it. But that butt is totally ass of lies

  13. Shannon1972 says:

    *Butt of Lies*
    This just makes me laugh so hard. Genius! But what’s with the fish face photos? They really are silly, and not attractive at all.

    Edit: I see some of you beat me to the punch on the fish face. It really needs to stop, doesn’t it?

  14. Loopy says:

    She is the worst at doing the duck lip pose, i don’t see how girls think that is cute. And Khloe is looking more and more insecure.

  15. Birdie says:

    Khloe actually denied having butt implants and tweeted:
    “Sorry 2disappoint…. I’ve always had an ass. I know its more fun 2believe its not real, kind of a compliment since I kill myself in the gym (sic.)”

    • paola says:

      She really thinks we don’t know what a normal ass looks like. We probably don’t take as much selfies as these people do but we all own a mirror and that butt is fake fake FAKE.
      I find it appalling that someone would pay to get that ginormous out of proportion ass when I’d get one similar just sitting on my couch all day long eating chocolate with ice cream.
      I go to the gym in the attempt to keep my ass small, that what happens when you kill yourself at the gym. the ass becomes toned and maybe smaller, but never bigger (like 2 size bigger) and swollen.

    • Dani2 says:

      Why can’t she just type “to”? And since when does working out means that you develop a centaur butt overnight? Have a seat, Khloe (If you can).

    • JudyK says:

      Uh, Khloe, workout or not, NO ONE is complimenting the shelf below your waist.

    • word says:

      If she “kills herself in the gym” her ass would get smaller not bigger. When you lose weight, you lose it everywhere, including the breasts as well.

      • deehunny says:

        When I was “killing myself” at the gym, my legs and ass did get bigger (I am petite so it was straight muscle from squats). A little bigger, but really rounder and more lifted.

        There is no amount of squats that can get you to that monstrosity. Kim K’s ass may be achievable my squats but not that ass of lies

  16. Diana says:

    Good Lord! She looks like the pro wrestler Chyna now.

    • Nicolette says:

      She always has! Saw one of those ‘separated at birth’ side-by-side photos of the two of them years ago. They could be twins.

  17. Jgb979 says:

    Her face looks completely ridiculous now. And is she wearing ALL the mascara in that photo with Kourtney?

    The line between thriller era plastic surgery and post-1985 Michael Jackson plastic surgery is very thin, and most celebs don’t have the will power to avoid crossing. Celebs should limit themselves to 1-2 procedures TOPS. Once you erase the facial features that made you distinctive, you start to cease to look human.

  18. Size Does Matter says:

    It looks like you could scrape her makeup off with a trowel. Did their mother really do so much damage to those girls that they do these things to themselves or is it constantly seeing their pictures in the media and finding things to tweak that did it? Either way, I can’t imagine spending so much time worrying about what I look like.

  19. eliza says:

    In the photo of her back in Italy, what is that lump right in her crack area? The beginnings of a tail?

    It would be a dream if these women dressed for their body type. I have no problem with curves or a little weight but when you squeeze your body into clothes too tight and too small it does not accentuate your figure, it ruins it.

  20. Nicolette says:

    I have to say, at this point Kourtney is taking the lead as the only Kardashian that hasn’t tweaked herself into oblivion.

    And I can’t imagine the snobs of South Hampton being very pleased about this bunch invading their space. This will certainly ruffle their perfectly placed feathers.

    • word says:

      She was the first out of the Kardashians to go under the knife (to get breast implants). I don’t think she has messed with her face though.

  21. OriginallyBlue says:

    How do they fly so much? It seems so exhausting and the clothes seem so uncomfortable.

    • word says:

      I was wondering the same thing. This family is always on a plane. The amount of radiation they must absorb each year must be insane. Not to mention excessive flying has a negative impact on your hormones. I know some of the flying is due to their “jobs” but some of it is not. Why bother dating a guy who lives in NYC when you live in LA and plan on living in LA the rest of your life? Plus, Khloe is just putting herself up for some more hurt as she’s dating a man who’s still legally married…he may easily go back to his wife…plus it’s like she doesn’t want to be with a guy who is fully available…so she can have an excuse when the relationship fails.

  22. Suzy from Ontario says:

    Her face looks completely different. I didn’t even recognize her!

  23. shannon says:

    She is looking desperate, and I do think she’s had work done. But ya know, I’m going to give her a pass. She just went through a very public, humiliating and (I imagine) painful split from her husband. I do think she really loved him, and being cheated on is hurtful enough without having the whole world know about it. I went through a very painful divorce and, not being a Kardashian and not having that kind of money, I didn’t get any plastic surgery lol. But I did get my nose pierced, cut and dyed my hair and developed an unhealthy diet/exercise obsession. I got over all of it, but my point is that I think this is a relatively normal reaction to something so painful. She’s feeling insecure and trying to change herself. Generally, it passes, at least it did for me. She seems sensible at her core, and after she acts out a bit, she’ll hopefully learn to love herself and find someone who loves her for who she is (cliché, but true)

  24. Alice says:

    Did you just refer to a woman as her ass? Congrats you just reached rock bottom. I’m so sick of this constant body shamming, mostly because it’s never targeting men.

    • Ruyana says:

      Alice, I hear you and as soon as a man gets a huge fake ass I’ll be first in line to body shame him.

  25. me says:

    Khloe and Kylie must get the same type of lip injections.

  26. Nudgie says:

    She didn’t have a date because the NBA playoffs are still going on. D’OH!

  27. Nigel says:

    Lovin the duck lips! Needs more makeup imo. I too used to kind of like Khole, now she’s just like the rest.

    The whole crew is starting to resemble the doctors and nurses in Twilight Zone: Eye of the Beholder. Check it out.

  28. Gistine says:

    I wonder if these trash cans ever read comments about themselves? Probably wouldn’t matter; they’d have to have an ounce of self-awareness and any speck of that went the way of their original noses.

    She looks like crap from her bloated, ugly, freak buttocks to her stupid, ultra-unflattering sphincter lips. I am certain these people are robots with nothing on the inside because that evil pimp of a mother sold their souls and vaginas for fame. I just read Kim spent $500,000.00 on her wedding dress and $40,000 on her shoes-what does that tell you? What you already know, in that they are the most disgusting, vapid, superficial poster-children for consumption and materialism. They are nouveau riche garbage and their reign of unrelenting smut needs to end. This is my last post ever about them. I promise. I refuse to give these gluttons one more second of thought.

  29. Rizzy says:

    She totally tried to Pippa Kim’s wedding! Same style of dress even.