I’m not packing it in, just doing the links early today.

– The problem with David Beckham’s crotch [Agent Bedhead]
– Posh gets pulled over by the cops in LA right after visiting the DMV – makes for great staged reality television [PopSugar]
– How Janet Jackson kept the weight off: surgery [DListed]
– Introducing Sheryl Crow’s cute son, Wyatt [I’m Not Obssessed]
– The Ocean’s Thirteen cast in Cannes to go on a benefit cruise. I can’t wait for the photocall! [Just Jared]
– Is Daisy Fuentes still hot? [Bastardly]
– Tori Spelling’s husband is hypnotized by her indented boobs [Haute Gossip]
– Celebrity virginity showdown [Derek Hail]
– Dennis Quaid and his wife are expecting twins [ICYDK]
– Doc Marten shoe ads featuring dead rock stars (ads NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Now Oprah’s dad says the planned tell-all about his billionaire daughter doesn’t exist, but it might in the future. I smell lawsuit [Gawker]
– Jessica Alba gets pulled over by the cops [The Blemish]
– Mischa Barton smokes a joint in Cannes [Celebslam]
– George Michael thinks pot should be legalized [Socialite’s Life]
– Bijou Phillips says she doesn’t hate the Czech people [CelebWarship]
– Bud Bundy could be going to jail [yeeeah]
– Kellie Pickler’s new boyfriend [US Magazine]
– Is Angelina Jolie scary skinny? [The Skinny Website]
– Lindsay Lohan spotted drinking vodka straight from the bottle [Hollywood Rag]