Justin Bieber choked his ‘homie’ Chris Brown for funsies on Instagram

Chris Brown

We haven’t checked in with Justin Bieber in awhile. His newly bleached hair wasn’t enough for a post, but I’ll talk about it for a minute: Swaggy should have gone to a salon. I’m including photos (below), and the color is almost orangey blonde. Like he literally dumped a bottle of hydrogen peroxide on his head. It’s not a good look.

Anyway. Bieber decided to be super cool (in his mind) and pretend to choke out Chris Brown on Instagram: “Had fun with the homie.” Never mind that Chris is playing along and that Bieber doesn’t possess enough arm strength to actually hurt someone. These two are joking around about physical abuse, which is sketchy enough already. Add Breezy’s “goofy” face during the choking, and this photo is revolting. They’re soaked in some sort of red “murder light” too. Swag.

Bieber has returned to his public self after his religious retreat, and this is how he greets the world. With gross hair and an even grosser set of tricks. Did we expect any different from him? Nope. He and Chris Brown are both such messy douches that I’m not surprised to see them hanging together. Bieber also wants to tell the world how “super single” he is right now. Get on that, Beliebers.

Here are those blondie pics of Bieber. See his angel necklace? He’s so pure.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN

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  1. lower-case deb says:

    why though? why?

  2. Loopy says:

    Lol religious retreat you say,where exactly Cancun?

  3. NewWester says:


  4. Kristin says:

    They should’ve starred in “Dumb and Dumber” -_-

  5. Lex says:

    He is trying to physically morph into Miley! Well he is skinny enough, that’s for sure

  6. Milena says:

    He has truly come full circle. He is Joffrey.

  7. OrangeBlohan says:

    Two immature jerks. I did like the Bieb’s dress in that lower pic though! Boy is stylin!

    • Sea Dragon says:

      Except his slip is showing!

    • fritanga says:

      I think “immature jerks” is being charitable. Much better: “clueless a-hats,” “tasteless douches,” “idiotic d-cks,” “smugly entitled children,” or “reprehensible morons.”

  8. Ivy Vine says:

    His hair looks horrible.

  9. teehee says:

    Its just the entire culture…. white man versus the rest of the world and from there, a food chain down to other races and always below the man is the woman, respectively. The utter disrespect, disregard and self-justification of BS in that picture….. actually, reflects the larger society. How could you be so stupid as to think that is ok—- but really its not so much stupid, as just indoctrinated and not brave enough to step outside of it and risk being a loner.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Um, I think you’re reading a lot into it.

    • swack says:

      What does this have to do with race?

    • Catk says:


    • maeliz says:

      Wow, Teehee. F*cken huh? I just woke up a couple minutes ago and had to pinch myself to see if I was awake after reading your nonsense. Are you awake?

    • Brittney B says:

      Well, I seem to be the only one who gets *exactly* what you’re saying, but I’m not sure what the confusion is about.

      It’s absolutely true. White male privilege bleeds down into the objectification of black AND female bodies, and these two vile creatures are perpetuating both right now. They prop up their insecure egoes with false illusions of masculinity, which revolve around treating other people like s**t. It’s true; they’re products of the culture we all live in. Extreme products, maybe, but only because we can’t believe no one’s smart enough to fix their PR image by now. People much, much worse are thriving every day, they’re just not famous.

      • Loopy says:

        I read it again also after reading your clarification, maybe the way the paragraph was constructed threw us off.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Or, two douche bags are messing around and someone took a picture.

      • teehee says:

        Yes, Brittney! 🙂 I just said it in a far more abstract way (stream of thought), because I don’t need to explain it to people who don’t get it…. it’s how I see the picture, and you ‘got it’. I just had to say so, it’s just so… OBVIOUS.

      • Sea Dragon says:

        So, Teehee, it’s not worth your bother to tell me if I’m accurate because you believe I just don’t “get” it? I’m pretty sure I know exactly what you’re saying and exactly where you’re coming from.
        It’s dangerous to judge someone based on the group they belong to (or the group one assumes they belong to!) before knowing the individual. That happens to be the root of prejudice – racism, sexism, classism and many other “isms”. Am I the cowardly, indoctrinated, stupid one for not believing exactly as you do? Is there no room for disagreement because it’s so OBVIOUS that your pov is the right one?
        I get so tired of hearing that my family, my boyfriend and many of my male friends are vile assholes based on their color just like I tire of hearing fundamentalists argue that my gay friends are going to hell. Or that my neighbor, a Muslim exchange student wants to kill Americans. I tire of hearing how all poor people are automatically powerless and the rich are automatically arrogant. That all conservatives are bad and all liberals are good or vice versa depending on the source. Or that every man should be congratulated when they sleep around but every woman is a slut if they do the same and so on…


    • kri says:

      Bueller…..Bueller……Bueller…..? it’s two disgusting forever douches acting like the douches they are and always will be.

  10. Beckysuz says:

    Oh look he stole baby Nori’s mini Kanye clothes

  11. Kiddo says:

    I like Ellen better when she goes with the more natural shade of blonde.

  12. Gina says:

    This little douche has maybe two hit records and yet here he is still. Why? Posting a suggestively violent pic is exactly what he and in particular, Chris Brown, the king of violence don’t need. Bieber and Fisty, the ultimate tool duo. Ten years from now, Bieber will be nowhere in site and Brown will be at best doing BET remember whens while Rihanna will still be queen supreme.

    • ORLY says:

      This little douche earned 80 million dollars from June 2013-June 2014. Whatever he’s doing, he’s successful at it.

      • Gina says:

        More power to him/them for having teenaged fans that would buy any garbage they put out. The same fans who sent Selena death threats when they thought she hurt his little feelings. As an adult who appreciates music, not baby, baby, baby, I don’t get it.

      • ORLY says:

        Gina – you and I are not the targeted demographic. I was just stating that (shockingly) he made a tonne of money last year. I’m not a Beiber fan. Regarding the death threats, it’s not limited to those Beliebers, look at how those Twilight fans are treating Robert’s new girl (death threats included). Look at the meltdown by some of the Cumberbitches. Fangirls are overly protective of their favs. Sad reality.

  13. NerdMomma says:

    In light of Eric Garner being choked to death by a white policeman, and all of the protests, this is in particularly poor taste. I’m not surprised these two douchebags hang out together.

    • Brittney B says:

      SERIOUSLY… Eric Garner didn’t occur to me, but now I’m ashamed to admit that (and I know it speaks to my own privilege). It’s terribly poor timing.

      • claire says:

        Opposite reaction here. Garner, not Rihanna, were my first thoughts. I think they’re making fun of the police brutality. They’re both complete douchebags.

    • teehee says:

      See my ‘nonsense’ above— how can anyone do this without realizing the insensitivity of all the highly sensitive PROBLEMS in our SOCIETY that this is parodying… as if it could be laughed about …. white man choking a black one, a guy who himself beat up and strangled a woman… etc … just so wrong.

  14. mkyarwood says:

    I smell a meltdown.

  15. Dani2 says:

    I can’t decide who I loathe more tbh.

  16. scout says:

    Couple of supreme idiots!

  17. G. says:

    I’m not going to even comment on the choking because it makes me feel sick.

    I remember the first time I bleached my hair. Looked kind of like that. I was 17. He’s what, 20? Shouldn’t he be over that by now? (I say as I have blue hair. I’m in college, it’s different, I swear.) At least tone it. Toners are super cheap at Sally’s.

    • maeliz says:

      I’ve done my blonde hair pink over the years. If our hair looks good or bad, people all around the world aren’t laughing at us. Justins eyebrows always look bizarre. Usually arched high like he’s shocked. The pictures up there look like crooked catipillers

  18. whatevs says:

    Looks like they are in a teens room from the 80’s. All the posters and the smoked filled room with a red light bulb? Total studs. Ha. 👎 And the peroxide hair doesn’t help. Both of them need to go away. Ugh 😱

  19. Catk says:

    His arms are so muscular, he can’t even keep them down at the sides. He is such a man.

  20. Adrien says:

    He looks like Allison Williams in Peter Pan. Lmao. And he’s wearing my Auntie’s work tunic.

  21. Alexandra says:

    I LOLed so hard at
    See his angel necklace? He’s so pure.

    😀 😀 😀

  22. kb says:

    He looks like a gothic Tinkerbell.

  23. maeliz says:

    Sweatpant cutoffs over his leather pants. Add that angel chunk hanging around his neck. Nothing but high fashion for Bieber!

  24. Chauncey says:

    How could any girl find this attractive? He looks like a woman himself.

    • kri says:

      He looks like a damn fool. They both do. Can’t they go away to Dumbass Island and never return?? Santa, are you listening?

    • jwoolman says:

      And looking like a woman is the most awful thing in the world? Really, I’ve never understood the “like a girl” body shaming directed at this guy. There are so many real things about his behavior to snark about….

  25. Allie says:

    The guy next to biebs in that last picture. HOW DOES ANYONE FIND THAT OUTFIT ATTRACTIVE??

  26. helzbelz says:

    What a bloody mess.

  27. me says:

    Some people like his new bleach blonde hair. I think it looks horrible on him.

  28. CK says:

    Yeah…no. You’d have to be crazy to funsie fight a psycho like brown. That being said, I actually like the blonde hair. I think objectively, when you strip away the past, the messiness, his awful style of dress, scooter braun, his father, his friends, selena gomez, his singing voice, his lack of intelligence, his attitude, his anne frank belieber comments,…, his inability to drive sober, scooter braun, his racism, he could be an attractive young man.

  29. Carrie says:

    Yay more normalizing violence from these two asswads!

  30. theoneandonly says:

    How much time per week does this douche spend on his “music”? I’m guessing none, and his team is just coasting on the gravy train till it runs out.

  31. chloeee says:

    Something nice: I like his sweater tunic….for me.

  32. lile says:

    They should choke each other for realsies. That would be real cute.

  33. laura.e says:

    Miley really has lost the plot

  34. jwoolman says:

    His hair looks fine. People do often change their color. I think I was almost the only non-blonde in my fifth grade class, and most were bleached rather than natural. Companies make big bucks selling hair colors, so obviously lots of people like to mess with their hair color.

    I did notice that he actually seems upright rather than hunched over and his derrière doesn’t seem to be hanging out and his pants don’t seem ready to trip him. That’s good.

    I wouldn’t put any deep thought into analyzing the goofy pic with Chris. They’re just being goofy youngsters. It can hit other people wrong because we actually know history and pay some attention to the news, but I don’t think they do and I don’t think it means anything. My brother and his friends used to do ridiculous stuff like that also. Neither Justin nor Chris are particularly known for maturity.

  35. Anony says:

    Why doesn’t he hit the gym? He has so much money and he’s obviously going for that “tough” look but he sports the scrawniest arms I’ve ever seen on a guy. I’ve got bigger biceps than him!