Paris just couldn’t hack prison so she got herself a widdle transfer home for a little over a month. Her psychiatrist’s visit had everything to do with her medical release from prison. TMZ reports that insiders say she was given the option to go under house arrest because her psychiatrist, Charles Sophy, claimed she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Paris was released from prison based on Sophy’s report on her “fragile” mental status.

This isn’t the first time Paris has pled emotional problems, TMZ points out. She got out of an impending trial for her defamation suit by Zeta Graff by saying she was “emotionally distraught and traumatized” over her upcoming jail sentence.

I would suspect that a lot of people get weepy and upset their first few days in jail, and that almost no one has the resources or the clout to get moved to house arrest by request.

Still, Michelle Rodriguez got out of that same prison after only a few days served for a longer sentence, and since she was talking about how great it was, it seemed like she was let go for good behavior coupled with overcrowding.

Just think what kind of PR Paris would be working if she did all her time in jail. She could be emerging triumphant in just over three weeks time, and even my opinion about the spoiled heiress would be swayed. Instead, she pled insanity and we’re all talking about how unfair it was that she worked the system. Even LA County officials are complaining.

Update: a publicist, who probably never represented Paris, is saying that she was suicidal. Take this guys’ comments with a grain of salt, as I bet he’s just jumping to conclusions based on public news about Paris. Remember this is the guy that ripped Kim Kardashian a new one in a rambling online rant about how she was only out for fame and never paid his bill or something:

Paris was apparently suffering from severe panic attacks and depression, where she even became suicidal. Towards the end of her stay, Paris began, what others call, a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist was so concerned for her well being they did everything possible to get her to a place in which was comfortable for her and her health.