“Robert Pattinson can’t get laid” morning links

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Robert Pattinson can’t get laid. This makes perfect sense to me [The Blemish]
Mischa Barton Joins ‘Beautiful Life’ [Television.AOL.com]
Keira Knightley talks ‘Love’ and bathing with Sienna Miller [Moviefone]
Octomom Does Disneyland [Radar Online]
Harry Conick Jr looks like he’s about 6 months along. Still love him! [Cityrag]
Denise Richards & Her Girls Shopping at Planet Blue [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kristin Cavallari @ Cosmo Bikini Bash in Miami Beach [Bastardly]
– And in case you didn’t have enough of her… OctoMom Spends More on Cosmetics Than Diapers! [Hollywood Rag]
The Jonas Brothers make quite the appearance on South Park [Agent Bedhead]
– New Bruno Movie Hilarious, Familiar [Defamer]
– Even Gwyneth Paltrow has trouble believing Joaquin Phoenix [Evil Beet]
– No one wants to join Gwyneth Paltrow’s gym!!! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Important Baby Toupée Update [Candy Kirby]
Lionel Richie is one Sexy Grandpa [Bitten and Bound]
– 8 People We’d Love To See As The Movie MacGyver [Best Week Ever]
– Meet Pamela Anderson’s new boyfriend [PopBytes]

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  1. Hieronymus Grex says:

    He looks like a shaved rat.

  2. Annie says:

    Somehow, I really doubt that.

    If Marilyn Manson gets ass, you know Rob does.

  3. SeVen says:

    I’d hit it till it broke off, then I’d see what I could do about gluing it back on….Anyway!

  4. Jeane says:

    I would so hit it. And I hated Twilight.

  5. Ceenitall says:

    Maybe he should, you know, shower.

  6. citmyway says:

    hahahahaah, SeVen……I bought fell out of my seat laughing at that comment!

  7. citmyway says:

    ooh, and agree with it 100%

  8. becca says:

    And Rob claims in his interviews that he doesn’t like going out. BULL. He’s getting drunk, high, and screwed every chance he gets.

    And it’s really, really, sad.

  9. foxyb says:

    SeVen you saved my day!! I’m laughing my ass off….and i agree!

  10. browning says:

    well, he’s got a taker right here! call him what you wish i think he is sexy!

  11. Dingles says:

    There’s about 30 million fifteen-year-old girls who would be more than happy to remedy that.

  12. janey says:

    $4,500 to join a gym? Couldn’t you just get lipo?

  13. Anna says:

    I would LOVE to get hot and heavy with him. And Marilyn Manson, for that matter. And yes, even at the same time. I have a thing for both of them and I’ve had it for ages now.

  14. Annie says:

    Why is it sad? He’s acting like a typ dude. Handle.

  15. DD says:

    he looks like a mangy rat, poor guy.

  16. pumak says:

    he’s not getting any???????? call LiLo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. sara says:

    twilight wasnt one off my favourite movies but it was good and he was so cute in it but only because he…ER…. kinda looked clean but when i see him in interveiws i kinda find him filthy like he hasnt showered in 20 years and he should seriously consider cutting his hair a littel shorter like he did in harry potter but dats his choice…. just saying.