John Stamos would rather give you ten big-Os than receive ten big-Os


Yes, for some reason we’re still talking about John Stamos and sex. Why not? On Friday, we had some excerpts from John’s contribution to a book called How to F—k A Woman, by Ali Adler. In the first excerpts, we learned that John Stamos is still picking up 20-something tail on the reg, and that those 20-something ladies sometimes want to do post-coital selfies, or even take a souvenir home with them from Uncle Jesse. Well, there are more excerpts. As it turns out, Stamos went on and on about making beautiful music with a woman’s body and how he would rather GIVE ten big-Os than RECEIVE ten big-Os.

Stamos noted that he’s, um, very attentive in the bedroom. “I’m 51 years old. I’ve had some experiences but it’s about listening, asking, talking. Maybe some girls are afraid of communicating. But I find most aren’t if you ask, ‘Does this feel good?’ Or listen to her body like an instrument. I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman…but it’s all listening.”

He added: “When music clicks you can feel it. You have to listen to other musicians. With women, you have to listen to their bodies,” he continued. “I’d rather have a woman have 10 orgasms than me have 10 orgasms.”

[From Us Weekly]

Well, at least he’s more into giving than receiving? Honestly, this is just the kind of line I would fallen for in college. Which, when you think about it, is probably John’s target audience. He even says “some girls” – not “some women.” He’s like Leonardo DiCaprio only he’s more discreet. And possibly better at it than Leo. I don’t get the impression that Leo would ever, ever choose to give 10 big-Os rather than receive 10 big-Os. Maybe that’s how Stamos gets the ladies to go in the morning. They’re still blissed out from vadge sex music and he presents them with a complimentary selfie and t-shirt (and perhaps some Oikos yogurt) and everyone gets what they want.



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  1. taterho says:

    Oh my younger years. The many morns I was off on my walk of shame with nothing but a t-shirt and a yogurt to show for it.
    Ok, enough reminiscing.

  2. Cindy says:

    “that’s just the kind if line I would have fallen for in college”

    I still would? I’m way to old for him though, even though I’m younger than him! oh well.

    • LadyMTL says:

      Same here, lol. Though I might pass on the free yogurt. 😛

    • chaine says:

      Ugh, it’s such a “sensitive college boy” line. I lost my virginity to someone who said these kind of lines. He played put Ravel on the CD player and we had a very boring, decidedly non-orgasmic encounter that left me thinking, “Is this really all it is? What’s the big deal?” LOL.

      After it was over he asked me lots of “sensitive guy” questions about whether I had enjoyed “making love” to him and whether he had satisfied me, (no and no), and I felt bad for him because he was so invested in being a good “lover,” so I lied and said yes and yes.

  3. aims says:

    Is this an urban legend? There are some men who gets turned on by getting you turned on?

    I’m not going to get to graphic, but I had a boyfriend who would want to know what was happening as it was happening, if you get my drift. Every single time for two years. It got annoying fast.

    • Dhavynia says:

      Nope, it’s true, although I would be annoyed too if they want step by step detail of what’s happening.

      It’s like that Seinfeld episode, if they have that “move” and it’s a winner and they enjoy giving, why not?

    • FLORC says:

      It’s true. Thing is many aren’t good enough to get the job done and you pity lie to them.
      This only fuels their self esteem that they’re doing something right. But that is the next girls problem.
      Oh that sounds awful, but that was college.

  4. QQ says:

    Fine John Stamos: Come At me Bro!! * folded arms waiting

  5. Beep says:

    After reading the comments fm the last stamos article I think he’s just creepy. He has creepster eyes and creepy little smile that I never noticed before.

    • Brenda says:

      Thank you. I am so creeped out by this guy! 90’s Stamos was fine as h*ll, but current Stamos just doesn’t do it for me.

    • Greyson says:

      Count me in as creeped out!!

      I loved Uncle Jesse on Full House! Always thought he was cute. I too think I’m now too old for him even though I’m 20 years younger than he is!

      He’s old enough to be the Grandpa of these girls he’s now taking post-coital “selfies” with. Ick!

  6. Miran says:

    I know im in a huge minority here, but I don’t find him all that attractive.

  7. Norman Bates' Mother says:

    Whenever I read about giving and receiving, I automatically think about Joey Tribbiani. 🙂

    Stamos seems unusually desperate for attention lately. Does he even have anything to promote other than his own abilities as a lover? A few sentences in a book are not a good excuse to give 20 interviews about sex. As they say – the ones who talk that much about their own greatness are usually the most disappointing. Maybe some aspiring model shared some bad things about her experience with him to her friends and now he feels the need to advertise?

    • FLORC says:

      Not as desperate as he’s pushing things now. Everyone does it. Some just do it in a way that is more entertaining.

  8. RhiRhi says:

    Him and Rob Lowe show that if you are a good looking male you’ll get away with anything. why dont simple standards apply to them? the story he told about switching in the middle of sex so his buddy could get some? HAHAHA so funny, John. its all so obviously targeted to make him appear as this sweet guy. what would you think about a man that goes out of his way to tell the public that he isnt hitting his wife? the celeb male go to line is “i love pleasuring women and i love strong women” yet you dont see them do that. its all talk.
    but hey it works because handsome male.

    to me this has always been the feminist litmus test. if you let a man get away with stuff like that and are even still attracted only because he is good looking, you are not a feminist.

  9. Ahot says:

    A giver? Come to MAMA! 😀

  10. manda says:

    My hubby is the same way, very very giving. Lucky me!

  11. Skyblue says:

    I am so creeped out and turned off by the “mirror reflection I’m in bed selfie”. Who does that? Blech, blech, blech…the sound of me wiping the bad taste off my tongue.

    • FLORC says:

      He’s got that look of being hot that night and then showing his age in the morning.
      Those are rough mornings.

  12. LAK says:

    A guy like this definitely wants to be graded.

  13. Crumpet says:

    Enough with this guy already. Blech.

  14. wow says:

    Ahhh, NOW, I get why he is probably still single. Glad the “some girls” and not “some women” lingo wasn’t noticed only by me.

    This article sorta killed my little swoon crush on him.

  15. ramona says:

    For reasons I can’t quite explain to myself, I would. I honestly don’t know why, but I would. Even though I find Oikos to be inferior, as far as Greek yogurt is concerned. If you want a fine yogurt product, it’s all about ICELAND and SKYR, people.