Calvin Harris worries that Taylor Swift will write ‘mundane lyrics’ about him


I’m not even completely sure that Calvin Harris & Taylor Swift are still in the midst of their “fling.” I’m assuming they are and I’m assuming it will be over soon enough. Many Swifty conspiracists believe that she “needs” to date a high-profile guy every so often, just so she’ll have enough “inspiration” and blind-item clues to write new music. Personally, I’m just happy she’s finally stopped with the whole “I only need my girlfriends to survive in this world” thing, just because that shtick was starting to grate on my last nerve. In any case, “sources” told OK! Magazine that Calvin Harris is worried that he’s going to be the subject of many Swifty songs to come. Yeah… he should be worried.

Calvin Harris supposedly felt uncomfortable with the prospect of his rumoured girlfriend Taylor Swift penning a tune about their romance. The 25-year-old I Knew You Were Trouble singer and the 31-year-old Scottish music producer and DJ are rumoured to be dating each other. Taylor is infamous for penning tunes about her romantic affairs, but apparently Calvin is completely uncomfortable with the prospect of their romance being memorialised in one of her future songs.

“It was the white elephant in the room, but it’s been on his mind, so he confronted her about it last week, telling her he doesn’t want her to do that to him,” a source told America’s OK! magazine. “[Calvin] doesn’t want to join the ranks of Swift refugee boyfriends who’ve been humiliated by one of her revenge songs.”

Taylor has dated numerous Hollywood heartthrobs in the past, including Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer and One Direction singer Harry Styles. It’s claimed Calvin isn’t just concerned with his reputation; the DJ purportedly believes Taylor “demeans herself” by writing songs about her exes.

“He thinks she’s an incredible musician who should use her intellect and channel positive energy into her songwriting, versus mundane lyrics about boys,” the insider said.

[From The Belfast Telegraph]

Tay-Tay “demeans” herself like a fox. Like a profitable fox. Because people are still buying it and I would imagine they’ll still be buying it when her next album is full of songs like “DJ Douchebag” and “The Scottish Bruise on My Heart” or whatever. For what it’s worth, I think Calvin gives good drama – he’s already proven that with his ex-girlfriend Rita Ora. And he’s said that he likes women that are a bit bonkers, which also fits with Swifty. So if and when Swifty writes her blind-item songs about a mysterious Scotsman/Prince Charming-on-the-decks, Calvin will give as good as he gets.



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  1. LB says:

    I think they’re still together. My morning radio station kept reporting this morning that Calvin did a walk of shame from Taylor’s house a few days ago.

    I can’t wait for them to break up so that we get more hilarious songs. I used to feel sorry for these guys (I still feel sorry for the earlier ones, like Jake) but at this point, they know what’s they’re signing up for. It’s part of the deal.

    Someday Taylor’s shtick will get old – people will tire of her victim attitude or she will pick a guy who will properly retaliate with a song people can get behind (possibly could even be Calvin) – but until then, I’m in it for the lols.

  2. InvaderTak says:

    Yeah that’s a legit concern dude. She demonized all her previous boyfriends. Why should you be any different.

  3. Allie says:

    Of course she needs high profile romance, otherwise she couldn’t leave hints about the dude in her songs and videos. I hope they didn’t breakup yet, I was hoping this breakup would be epic.

  4. aims says:

    He should be. In fact, any man who dates her should be worried. shes needy and immature and if you get tired of her and dump her, she’ll write about you. I’d avoid her like a bad rash.

    • I-am-fluff says:

      How do u know? what makes u know her so well? what kind of dating insigths do u have w the lady? Do share you d-bag.

      I have none and thus i know that i know nothing of this lady or any of those exes of her. so stop it.

  5. Livealot says:

    Of course she will write a song about him. Thats the warning label for all guys looking to date her. I wish we all had warning labels!!

  6. Tiffany says:

    Yeah, something tells me Calvin will not go away quietly if something were to go down. She will not know what hit her. I cannot wait. *squeal like a school girl waiting for DRAMA!!!*

  7. Abbott says:

    Don’t worry; Max Martin will write it for her, Calvin.

  8. Dbar says:

    Calvin spent the night with Taylor on Monday. He was seen leaving her house in LA Tuesday morning, They are definitely still together.

  9. Kiddo says:

    I got a pre-release copy of it:

    I once held your
    hand hand hand hand hand hand

    Now I’m taking a
    stand stand stand stand stand stand

    We were just so
    bland bland bland bland bland bland

    Now it’s over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over *

    *oops, CD or record vinyl scratch, with the DJ, but it’s so hard to tell. Sorry.

  10. kri says:

    I can hear it now. If she even attempts the accent I will rip out my own ear drums. Song titles, anyone? “He Iced My Scone”? “Tartan Tiny”? “I Tossed His Caber, He Tossed My Heart”? “Thistle Butter”? Omg. I am going running. I clearly need endorphins. Prepare to be dished about, Calvin.

    • Abbott says:

      ‘We Found Love (Nope, That’s Over)’
      ‘Feels so Close (But Not Anymore BC I Threw Out All Your Hoodies)’
      ‘I Need Your Love (JK I’m Dating Ansel Elgort)’

      I’m bad at this. Imma leave the discography to you and Kiddo.

      • taterho says:

        You bettah goshdarnit believe Ima find a youtube link to every video for these new songs.

        Sorry for the cussing.

      • Abbott says:

        Eeees ok. You got the Tartan Fartin’ Glassgow Gags (copyright JenniferJustice 2015).

    • JenniferJustice says:

      1. I Miss What’s Under That Kilt
      2. The Glassgow Gags
      3. You Can’t Have My Kipper No Mo
      4. Edinburg Empty
      5. Tartan Fartin’ (Kale Overload)
      6. Blue Eyes and Red Kites
      7. Poor Me and Porridge
      8. Me & Ewan
      9. Stoats
      10. Gillian Shmillian (Shut Up About Her)

  11. Imtellinu says:

    He was interviewed by Ryan Seacrest after his breakup with Rita Ora, and he was super creeped out when Ryan played him a clip of Rita singing the song he wrote– “I will never let you down”– with altered lyrics to reflect how she had betrayed him. It was clear he didn’t like it at all and was very uncomfortable that she inserted something so personal into the song.

  12. FLORC says:

    This is her thing and she’s made a fantastic living on it. I love how it’s OK! saying this so pass the salt.
    And that it’s claimed he thinks this demeans her. That old trick to get them to stop doing what you don’t want them to do because it will be better for them. Not you 😉

    Calvin knew the rules. It is what it is. Being with Swifty comes with that risk and it’s not like this was a secret.

    Anyone else still see that dorky, out of shape, brunette with the bad teeth when they look at him? I can’t really see the hotness. Just his natural prefame self

  13. Claire says:

    The media puts this out there and every eats it up. Have you seen Taylor? She’s gorgeous. My guess is the men in Hollywood are more than willing to be in a song (that will only give them publicity) just so they can even touch her.

    Stop making her into some villain. I’m so sick of it – remember when Ed Sheeran did the same thing? Or Justin Timberlake? Or Bruno Mars? Why don’t they get constantly called out in the media?

    • I-am-fluff says:


    • Amy Morgan says:

      Eh. She brought that upon herself. The other guys you mentioned rarely dropped very obvious clues and hints in their latest album’s liner notes, or were rarely papped in starbucks with their girlfriends. It’s obvious that everything’s laid out for PR/marketing, but hey people eat everything she puts out. It sells.

      • Sarah says:

        Are you serious?
        JT’s Britney burn song still gets played regularly on the radio. Ed Sheran gave multiple interviews about whatever woman betrayed him. I don’t pay attention to Bruno Mars so cannot comment.

        Swift’s songs aren’t all as obvious as people want to think. So many people said ‘Trouble’ was about Harry Styles… but it came out before they got together!!!

  14. leah says:

    Meh, vanilla PR romance. And he isn’t worried, he can bitch with bitchiest of ladies.

  15. Hannah says:

    That top picture shows what good lightening and make up can do even for men. He’s a very average looking guy in candid photographs.

  16. T.Fanty says:

    Calvin Harris looks like a Poor Man’s Ryan Gosling.

  17. Lisa says:

    I think he’s better looking than Gosling… I guess we all have different taste.

  18. Jules says:

    She can write whatever the eff she wants to write about. Don’t condescend to her, Calvin.

  19. Anna. says:

    Celebitchy is my favorite gossip site, but…come on!!! Who believes in OK! Magazinr? We all know it is trash.
    The story is trash. I dont believe that he would be stupid enough to say that, and I cant believe that someone could believe that you can say Miss Swift what to do LOL

  20. Lili says:

    If he really said that she writes mundane lyrics, I think he’s throwing rocks in a glass house. Just look at the lyrics to his hit Summer- what are they, if not mundane? Actually much more so than Taylor’s.

    Everything I ever read or hear about Calvin Harris makes him come off as a total douchebag. I really hope Taylor stops hanging around him soon. She deserves better.