Lindsay Lohan tried to call her fans “beautiful” in Arabic but called them … something else. God, she needs to stay off Instagram. [Pajiba]
Judge rules that Sherri Shepherd is legal mom of the surrogate baby. [Dlisted]
Sienna Miller & Bradley Cooper took a walk together. [LaineyGossip]
A little girl born without feet got the best puppy. [Buzzfeed]
Alexis Bellino (RHOOC) shows off a fancy new ring. [Reality Tea]
Will the “She-Shed” do battle with the man-cave? [Starcasm]
James McAvoy turns 36, which is an excuse to celebrate. [A Socialite Life]
Rihanna is having a fantastic bikini time in Hawaii. [Celebslam]
Emma Watson‘s Dior is a variation on the skirt leg. [Go Fug Yourself]
Adriana Lima does an enthustiastic photo shoot. [Moe Jackson]
Miley Cyrus is growing out her armpit hair. [Wonderwall]
Megan Fox‘s patterned leggings give me a headache. [Popoholic]
A$AP Rocky threatened to “snuff” a guy over a bagel. [The Blemish]
Roseanne Barr is going blind & smoking the good stuff to cope. [Evil Beet]
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
A girl with no feet gets a puppy missing one paw!!!!! Omg that’s wonderful and adorable.
Lovely isn’t it.
It’s very sweet and it’s a great idea.
I love the link about the little girl getting the puppy! And his name is Lt. Dan. Get outta here!
A 3 legged cat adopted my family when I was a teen. Just showed up one day. He was such a little bad*ss.
Lt. Dan?! I love that character so much. He was the best part of Forrest Gump, especially when he made this quote:
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: “That’s what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that, have I found Jesus yet? They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I’d get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of sh*t.”
No mention of the Mila Kunis lawsuit? It’s too ridiculous to be true.
I’m interested in the Featured Links story about there being a male version of Hooters. What would they call that restaurant? Would there be booty shorts involved?
C*ck Blockers has a ring to it.
Weiner Barn
McButts or Booty King
WEINER BARN!!!
Hot Dong Buns or just Hot Dongs
Dingle-danglers, Dong Hos, Meat the Men?
mimif would only go if it was called “Moobs” or “Charlie Hunnam’s Ass”.
Never mind. That was even too gross for me.
ETA @Kiddo I wasn’t grossed out by your name suggestions, I was just DBing myself
I’m sorry taterho!
I’d make a reservation at Charlie Hunnam’s Ass.
Weiner Bar FTW! I’ll have an order of Buffalo Moobs to start, with a double tall Hunnam Tonic please.
Charlie Hunnam’s Ass is a place I’d go to for the décor, not sure I’d wanna eat there tho.
I bet the big screen tvs at Charlie Hunnam’s Ass are going to be very popular. ASSuming this will be like a pub type restaurant.
OMG KITTEN. I didn’t think that through.
Uh, um…..*Goes back to hiding in Bramhall’s hair*.
I’d go just for the accurately sized phallic shaped souvenir tumbler. They’ll have those there, right? *fingers crossed*
Amy Schumer had a sketch with this idea. The establishment was called Nutters and the staff wore (wrestling) singlets with lots of obnoxious padding. I believe it was the second episode of the first season. I just watched it yesterday on amazon, so funny I read this comment today;-)
Damn.
*deletes Kickstarter fund*
I’d think at a place called nutters, everyone would don tin foil hats?
*start the fund Abot, everyone could use a little of Charlie Hunnam’s Ass, lol
Love that one. Her show is hilariously underrated. Can’t wait for her movie.
They had a restaurant in my hometown near Hooters called Tallywackers, but the town made them change the name. Of course, Hooters still stands.
Which one of Lohan’s middle eastern johns fed her the wrong Arabic phrase? Someone was left unsatisfied.
Too bad it didn’t translate to Lindsay is a Donkey.
Don’t worry Lindsay your not alone……
http://cdn.gagbay.com/2012/07/ugliest_tattoos_im_da_bes-107301.jpg
You’re
Sorry, Funcakes, I couldn’t resist correcting you since you were sharing those, lol! 😉
Dog gone on it! Rookie mistake. Thanks 🙂
أنا اضحك بجد الآن
*that was in response to funcakes because أنا اضحك بجد الآن.
🙂
Man, you are REALLY going for the no-fly list, between this and pressure cookers.
I think I just got kicked off Instagram because my “Muslim” bf was “just looking” at some “stuff”. 🚫✈️
*gets put on no-fly list for being friends with mimif and having an email that’s not .com*
Did you know you can change .ch to .com now? And did you know I have about 17 of those accounts (just in case*)? It’s very confusing.
*Really, I keep forgetting my top secret password and as you know, they can’t reset.
*pushes up sleeves*
I ainta gonna be skeered of no No Fly List! I’ll support mimif and her beet jarring ass all day every day!
Hold on BRB. There’s some dudes at my door.
Those are just the fence builders I hired, pitaterho!
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P.S. It’s happy hour at Wiener Barn, I’m buying. Lessgo!
zomfg! That face! Why would you do that to me mim?? I’m melting. What a world What a world
Just for that, you have to buy me a Wiener Barn t-shirt and a bloomin onion (bloomin peepee?) too.
Aight, he’s cute, it’s safe to come out.
PSSst, I knew about the .com, just messin’ with you, terrorist.
I just tried to explain ‘bloomin peepee’ to my bf after he demanded to know why I was giggling, and yeah, I gotta go now.
*throws grapple hook up into BRAMHALL’s hair*
mimif, I think it can be cured, or the outbreaks can be lessened, with the right prescription*
bloomin peepee med
Disclosures:
* Side effects may include: nightmares, itchiness, a headache, ringing in the ears, pressure cooker stomach, dirt on the floor, posh English, potty mouth, membership in Scientology, email hacks by N Korea, Taylor Swift dance moves, and death.
Tell your doctor if you experience any of these.
Kiddo don’t forget it also gives you the Hippy Hippy Shakes
Did you think I could get through a day without a link?
https://youtu.be/HpnFTBfN4N0
The only cure for bloomin wieners (and the shakes):
http://poptwistorpull.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/delirium_tremens.jpg
mimif (wherever you are) is that true what you said about you kitteh 🙁
Oh no…what happened to mimif’s kitty?!?!?!?!?
No! That was me messing with a stupid ass IRL friend who discovered my burner account, so I blocked her because I only want to have fun with Internet friends online. He’s alive and currently destroying my curtains. 🙂
That sounded so weird.
*Never coming out from Bramhall’s hair, ever again*, goodbye.
NOOOOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s9M-52fRGU
Phew! I would be so sad if you lost Pixie McBobbins.
Now I don’t feel bad I laughed. That was well executed (hate myself for that).
What’s with all the fur coats? Gross.
Wait, is that what happened to mimifcat?!
NOOOOO!!!!
😂 I can’t keep up with you heathens at all this time of year.
*goes back into her garden*
Despite whatever else is going on Lindsay is looking so much better. Her eyes are clear and focussed. She knows it’s going to take time to change other’s perceptions of her, but that’s the price she’s got to pay. Good for her.
I’m not surprised Lindsey said something wrong in Arabic. She can’t spell or speak in English, either, haha!
If Sherri Shepherd signs away all of her parental rights to the baby, does that mean she won’t have to pay child support? Because I can see her doing exactly that just to avoid “having to fund her gold digging ex’s sneaky retirement plan”.*
* This is what I imagine SHERRY is saying, not what I am calling him.
And OMG how sweet is that little girl & puppy story?! That is one lucky puppy, to have found such a loving home to grow up in and such a special human to have. Now I need to go find out who’s chopping onions….