When this story broke yesterday, I couldn’t help but feel somewhat irritated. PETA named Miley their sexiest vegetarian celebrity of 2015. She’s been living a vegan lifestyle for a few months, ever since her pet blowfish died. Miley wrote a song about how she couldn’t eat sushi anymore because it reminded her of Pablo. Since Miley posed naked with her pet pig, Bubba Sue, PETA decided she was definitely sexy and vegetarian.
PETA must have missed how Miley hoards pets and doesn’t properly care for her cat’s eyes. They’re grabbing onto Miley’s sudden vegan kick because she’s so willing to lend her name to causes. Miley gushed effusively to Paper mag about her new distaste for meat, which is good enough publicity for PETA. They’re not picky, and they certainly don’t care that Miley’s still posting photos of her pepperoni pizza bedspread. PETA just wants publicity, and Miley brings it. I’ve been vegetarian for two decades and still miss pepperoni. They could at least pick a vegetarian or vegan who isn’t brand new to the lifestyle. Ah well.
This week’s issue of the Enquirer has a bizarre story about how Miley wants to start her own “nudist commune.” She allegedly told a friend, “I think it’s really a shame that people still think nudity is so taboo. So I’m going to buy some land and make it a nudist colony for my friends!” Madonna will reportedly be one of the first guests. Bubba Sue will probably come too. I can buy that Miley said this stuff out loud. She’s shameless.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Paper magazine & WENN
Sexiest????? There’s nothing sexy about Miley.
She’s not even the sexiest person called Miley Cyrus…
LOL!!!!
GREAT PICK!
Said no one ever…
Not sexy, not a vegetarian…oh wait she’s been one a month or two…
Pathetic.
Ewww! PETA sure has very low expectations for the definition of sexy.
Somewhere Bubba Sue the pig is having a meltdown and screaming ” I let that woman rub her naked body all over me for that magazine cover and she gets sexiest celebrity?! I need some slop on the rocks now!!!”
im all for giving people who make a difference a platform. but dont celebrate someone because they eat in a certain way and you happen to find them physically attractive.
Yeah, I agree it’s pretty bizarre, and so shallow. It’s akin to the “sexy politician” angle that Men’s Health or whatever mag took with Aaron Schock.
Right? What does that gave to do with anything? World’s sexiest child advocate? Women with incredible breasts who help people with leprosy? Best legs in peace negotiations? Why don’t we objectify ourselves a little more?
Lmao I’ve missed you, GNAT. You’ve got the best rear end in celebrity commentary.
@shambles: she is The Sexiest Celebitchy Commenter, please.
Mila, I’ll give that an “Amen.” GNAT is a foxy fox.
ha ha ha OMG GNAT
YES
I’ve missed you guys, too. You’re the best.
Word on. Physical attractiveness shouldn’t be rewarded, like, never. I loathe beauty pageants and “sexy lists”.
Note to self: Scratch this one from my dating list.
quite a few of the people PETA has named sexiest vegetarian start eating meat not long after they are bestowed the honor
but, of course, PETA has a higher kill rate than some of the shelters my rescue pulls our dogs from (the difference being that the folks at the shelters we pull from do everything possible to make sure adoptable animals get adopted from them or get into rescue so they are not euthanized without good reason) – PETA can’t say the same
I cannot begin to tell you how much this girl bugs me…she has zero talent and zero brains. All she does anymore, is tweet photos of herself in various stages of undress….please, please, go away….
She is NOT sexy. Just because you let it all hang out doesn’t mean you’re sexy.
I think it says more about PETA than it does about Miley. Sexiest vegetarian celebrity? What an idiotic gimmick.
re: PETA must have missed how Miley hoards pets and doesn’t properly care for her cat’s eyes.
Be clear, PETA does not give a CRAP about animals. 98%+ of the animals PETA takes as ‘rescue’ are immediately put down. I could go on and on with specifics about PETA being horrific but I think that single fact speaks for itself.
There’s nothing sexy about her, she’s sexually incontinent like an over exuberant puppy looking for attention by humping your leg. Tries so hard she comes across as asexual mimicking sexuality.
Dying laughing over “sexually incontinent”!
How many dogs has she lost to coyotes because she doesn’t safeguard them?
Okay, to be fair, I lost my last cat to a coyote. She was not a fighter but insisted on going outside constantly, and even though we tried to get her in at night, it didn’t work. So I have a little bit of sympathy there.
PETA is such a joke. PETA is such a really bad, boring joke.
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Well since PETA is the blistering herpes sore of the right wing I’d say this is perfect. She’d fit right in to their horror fest videos. Which like hers, I never EVER watch _I’m just not into shock antics, I prefer logically explained educational material. But again_ she is shock material lover #1. Match made.
It’s terrible that evidence of animal cruelty is considered ‘shock antics’. Ignoring the terror and pain that people inflict on animals does not make the animals suffer any less. Leaflets don’t bring immediate attention to their suffering. It’s the videos and documentation that bring about change, make companies and countries accountable, and help pass stronger anti-cruelty laws.
Isn’t Beyoncé also a vegetarian?
everybody should google “PETA killings”. PETA is a despicable organization.
And you’ll find one individual with an agenda to discredit PETA. Interesting that the same name is the source for those articles.
I volunteered at an animal shelter in a large city for almost ten years. Until you are there every day and help with the intakes – up to a hundred animals a day – will you realize how overwhelming pet overpopulation is. The tragic fact is there aren’t enough good/forever homes for them all. Where do you think the no kill shelters tell people to go when the no kill cages and foster homes are full? Is it better for people to dump their companion animals on the streets? I’ve seen the rescues and cruelty cases. I’ve tended to them and given them one last walk on this earth before they are sent to Heaven. Then I go home and cry. And then I gather the strength to go back and try and help for another day.
The sexiest vegetarian should automatically go to Joaquin Phoenix every year, naturally.
Although he is a vegan and he would be mortified by such an award
I wish celebrities (in general) would do their research and choose smaller animal welfare charities to support to begin with.
Oh, my. This is almost enough to make me go carnivore.
P.S.: Tofurky has some decent veggie pepperoni. Stonewall’s soy Jerquée comes in a lot of very spicey flavors that might work. Veganessentials (online) has a lot of European stuff that’s spicey and tasty.
I just can’t find one thing even remotely sexy about her. The harder she tries, the more cringeworthy it is. Showing off your parts and sticking your tongue out on the daily is not sexy or edgy in her case, and that seems like all she does now.
“Look at my boobage y’all! See my pit hair? I’m a rebel who humps giant bananas onstage! Did I mention my boobs and colored pit hair? ”
The only thing she does and I agree with her, is that weed is the shizznit…but I think she probably smokes waaaaaay more than I do. Possibly… Perhaps… I’m hungry.
Bedhead: I didn’t realise you were a fellow veggie.
*High five*
You want to raise awareness to a cause? Good. You want to do it next to PETA? Bye.