Kim Kardashian is in the unitard phase of maternity-wear: tragic or cute?

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian at Heathrow today (the onesie photos) and out to dinner with Kanye in London last night (the pale pink dress photos). The date-night photos are pretty boring, mostly because I can’t find anything particularly disagreeable in Kim’s ensemble. But the Heathrow photos… OMG. We’re getting there, people. We’re getting to the moment where Kim’s pregnancy progresses to the point where her fashion goes completely berserk. She’s wearing a pink-nude onesie, for the love of God. Heathrow to JFK, or even Heathrow to LAX… that’s a long-ass flight to wear a onesie. That’s also a pretty unflattering look for a pregnant woman. Poor Kim.

A few more leftover stories about Kim and Kanye… let’s see. Kanye performed at Glastonbury on Saturday night, as we discussed, but when Kim and Kanye arrived via helicopter, they were greeted by one very special flag– it was a silkscreen of an image from Kim’s sex tape with Ray-J. You can see the NSFW image here. The Telegraph had some words about it – apparently, that Glastonbury attendee is slut-shaming Kim. But if that’s the argument, didn’t Kim slut-shame herself?

There’s also this fascinating story in The Daily Beast – apparently, Kim is being credited for doing something good in Armenia: after her April visit to her father’s ancestral homeland, Armenians have been feeling the stirs of national pride. They’ve been fighting and protesting for their rights, with some major successes. And many people in the crowd of protesters credit Kim’s visit. It’s an interesting read!

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  1. Allie says:

    How does anyone (especially a pregnant woman) pee wearing these things?? I don’t understand it, nor do I want to.

    • vauvert says:

      She mentioned before that she pees while wearing the Spanx stuff – through it, in it, whatever you want to call it. She is vile and gross and I so wish my favorite gossip site would stop paying attention to her…😰

      • amanda says:

        Um.. what? That is gross and hard to believe… Source?

      • GPSB says:

        Oh just Google “KIm Kardashian pees in Spanx.” It was several months ago, but yeah, that’s how she does it.

      • Bella says:

        @vauvert – Yeah, seriously WTF was that about? I’ve worn Spanx before (no shame in my game, lol) and I really didn’t understand why she pees on herself in hers. I’ve never heard of Spanx that don’t come with snaps so that you can go to the bathroom.

      • MonicaQ says:

        I remember when I was in marching band that they told us our uniforms were double lined so we could pee in them if we needed to. I refused. I ended up with a UTI from holding it but I was not peeing myself–I am not/was not 2 years old. That is so nasty I can’t.

        When I wear leotards for cosplay (Zentai suits), I just strip down buck nekkid. It ain’t worth it.

        PLUS SHE HAS TO WALK AROUND LIKE THAT SQUISH SQUISH UGH UGH UGH WHY IS THIS BOTHERING ME SO MUCH

      • SnarkGirl says:

        I’m sure she means she doesn’t have to pull them down to pee, that they have snaps at the crotch. Remember, this is like, Kim, like Kardashian, who like, isn’t, you know, like, the most, like articulate, like woman, in the like, world.

        That hurt my brain to type.

      • chrissy says:

        Omg you guys Lmao. I need a quote.

        Is she peeing IN her Spanx or is she peeing while wearing spanx? The ones I’ve worn are have a snap crotch or one that opens when you sit down. I’ve managed to stay dry with both even when pretty intoxicated and tottering on heels soo…if she is indeed peeing in her Spanx that sounds like a personal problem.

      • MediaMaven says:

        she has no problem getting pee on herself.

    • smith says:

      With all the intensity of Brad Pitt’s “WHAT’S IN THE BOX … WHAT’S IN THE B-O-X?” I give you –

      “TAKE OFF THE COAT …TAKE OFF THE C-O-A-T!!”

      I REALLY want to see the unitard without the coat. I mean, can you imagine the view from the back? Recent pics indicate it has become epic. (Normally I’d say she gets a pregnancy pass, but do we hand those out to Kardashians?)

      Although it might be super comfortable for a long-haul flight, like footie pajamas sans feet. True the (ahem) crotch area looks very high and mighty, but that’s typical for Kim. She usually wraps herself in the tightest jeans and highest strappy heels for her flights. Madness.

      • Bella says:

        @smith, YES!!!!! I NEED to see this woman’s diaper butt in a onesie! I’m hoping there will be pictures.

        I don’t understand, and I should really stop trying to. Would it kill her to wear comfortable clothes? She would rather look like a complete mess than a normal human being in a sweatshirt and leggings with sneakers or something along those lines? She deserves all the criticism she gets.

      • SnarkGirl says:

        Why pale pink? Whyyyyy? She could have gone with virtually any other colour & looked half decent, especially with the coat, but nooo, she has to assault our poor eyeballs once again.

        And why is it so crotch-squeezingly tight? Seriously, I’ve done that flight and anything that starts snug feels like it’s going to cut you in half by the time you land. If she’d gone up two sizes and picked a pretty colour, she could have looked good and been comfortable. The woman is a masochist, I swear.

    • Suzanne says:

      Pees through her Spanx? That is THE grossest thing I’ve heard in a long while. Think about it.
      When you pee accidentally in your underwear…it doesn’t go down thru in a straight line…people. And accidentally…you don’t have a full empty bladder experience usually. It spreads…depending on your position. Her entire bottom is drenched if she pees IN the Spanx. The smell? The uky feeling of WETNESS. HOW GROSS. She’s a pig if she does stuff like that.

      • bellenola says:

        IKR? Its gross. I had a friend who did it all the time, but she is kind of disgusting, come to think of it. :)

        If I really need to I wear the short spanx, they stop at the waist and no crotch holes.

      • swack says:

        If I accidentally pee in my underwear I have to change them as quickly as possible. Can’t stand it.

    • ladydee says:

      The higher end spanks can be bought in lingerie and have peeholes! Plus, no seem in the front.

    • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

      The image of all these different ladies peeing in their Spanx is making me cry with laughter.

      God! I’m just picturing when you have a baby/small child and you’ll see them standing still and concentrating for a moment to know they’re going to the bathroom in their diaper. I feel like I’d just be looking at my friends wondering all day long.

      Then what happens the day they don’t wear Spanx but they’re so used to freely peeing themselves?! Wow…this is just amazing.

  2. Elisabeth says:

    I clicked on this because of the hilariousness of the header pic

  3. Kitten says:

    Gross. She looks like a chewed-up piece of bubble gum.

  4. The Original Mia says:

    WTF is she wearing? She looks like a bloated inchworm. And how does she pee?

  5. sofia says:

    Doesn’t she have friends to tell how fugly that is?:/

  6. aligoat says:

    Her hair looks good and I like the coat but nothing justifies a pink onesie on an airplane.

  7. J-G says:

    Despite the sex tape… The flag disturbs me. I know she put the tape out there, but it seems kind of hostile to confront someone with that particular image.

    • Bell says:

      Kim and Kris SOLD her sex tape. Therefore if it haunts her 7 years later too bad.

    • E Fab says:

      Um, that’s how she made her money. If it’s hostile, maybe she shouldn’t have released it in the first place. I think she should ALWAYS be reminded of where she started.

      • Bella says:

        Agreed, especially since she is aggressively trying to rewrite history and deny that it had much, if anything at all, to do with her fame.

        I think we need to stop being so hypersensitive to everything. It would be slut shaming if she was an average girl who was the victim of revenge porn. This is a woman who released her own sex tape as a stepping stone to gain fame. Didn’t she essentially own her sexuality by releasing the tape? I honestly don’t think there is anything anyone could do that would actually shame her, so who cares anyway? Neither her or Kanye seem to.

      • MonicaQ says:

        Exactly. It wouldn’t be so bad if she owned it but she acts like she just birthed into the world like Aphrodite on a sea shell, full of talent and meaningfulness.

        She’s part of this 3rd wave of feminism which basically says “I’m empowered because I’m naked”. I’m not saying that she can’t be naked and have sex on tape–do you in the end–but how about she fights for equal rights in a meaningful way liiiiike the backlog of untested rape kits or the wage gap or domestic violence.

        But forgive me of my cautiousness–I doubt Mrs. West could speak eloquently on the subject without 45626 “like”s thrown in. She’s as shallow as the dip in the fabric of the space-time continuum caused by a quark.

  8. Bridget says:

    I’ll start with something nice: she looks much better this time around, and is carrying her pregnancy well.

    Granted I don’t know if anyone will notice since she’s dressed up as a penis in a trench coat.

    • Joy says:

      Ha! What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    • Bella says:

      @Bridget — Am I the only one who thinks she is a lot smaller this time around? I remember last time she blew up quickly. I think she is being really hard on herself and trying very hard to stay as slim as possible after being called a whale and fat last time.

    • I Choose Me says:

      a penis in a trench coat. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

  9. Tate says:

    This is pretty bad.

  10. Dani says:

    That coat is everything. Her face looks okayish, maybe from weigh gain but aside from the onesie…she looks good.

  11. Dragonlady Sakura says:

    I’m sorry, but Kim K is just straight trolling us now! That outfit…ugh. She knows the worst she dresses, the more press she gets

  12. BendyWindy says:

    Someone should tell her that you’re supposed to wear clothes over full body Spanx.

  13. TX says:

    Sorry but I’m 100% ok with the flag. Kim put that tape out, she is straight up lying when she says otherwise (it is illegal to sell someone having sex with out their permission). It really annoys me that she pretends that’s not how she got famous. Also, Kanye has a lyric bragging about it so whatever.

    • FingerBinger says:

      I’m ok with the flag too. That’s how Kim got famous. She keeps trying to rewrite her past.

  14. Mimz says:

    I actually don’t hate it. Although I agree that a onesie is a nightmare to wear – for peeing purposes. But I can imagine it is comfortable!

  15. Bella says:

    I am seriously HOPING that some media outlet has a picture of her wearing this without the jacket. Call me cruel, but her diaper butt must look HILARIOUS in an actual onesie. This woman is a fool.

    About the flag — It was hilarious and very much deserved since Kim has been feeling brave enough these days to say in interviews, “Ask my bank account what I do for a living” in response to being asked what exactly it is she even does. As much as Kim and Kanye want to pretend that it was not her sex tape that catapulted her into fame, the rest of the world knows it is and isn’t going to forget it. There is no denying that this family has their fans, but there are probably just as many if not more people that can’t stand them and find them to be useless. Kim is never going to be 100% taken seriously. The best they could do is just get used to it that she will always be mocked.

  16. Ang says:

    I don’t see a pregnant stomach in that ridiculous tight bubble gum suit. I call bull $hit on her actually carrying another baby, yuck

  17. Jen43 says:

    I wonder how much lipo she’s had on her legs. They look so thin.

    • Bella says:

      The skinny legs on Khloe and Kim have always been a dead give away that their butts are fake. No one with an ass that large has skinny thighs.

  18. Eleonor says:

    Nice coat.
    It’s all I have to say.

  19. G says:

    Soooo we’re still going with “she’s carrying a child” thing huh? *Shrugs* Okay then.

  20. AlmondJoy says:

    There’s an awesome pic floating around ig and the caption says “how to tell if a booty is real or fake.” Kim and Serena Williams are talking facing each other and you can see both of their butts. Serena’s makes Kim’s look really awful.

    • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

      Lord Serena Williams butt…I don’t even have a follow up comment.

      That butt makes me stop in my tracks and feel like doing some crunches or leg lifts or SOMETHING.

  21. burnsie says:

    No pregnancy should ever include a unitard phase

  22. Kim has gotten a chin implant recently

  23. artsygirl says:

    the more i come to this site, the more i am convinced that the blogger loves KIm K. never have i seen Kim in a flattering outfit or a decent one..NEVER. and the blogger actually complimented her on her looks a few times. oh well, we all have our own tastes. and for hte love of god, why is he wearing a coat? it looks like a winter wool coat to me..is it that cold in London?

  24. nic says:

    Her success and support of Armenia are important to many Armenians. Of course, others hate the connection and dislike her, just as Americans do. But I think she’s a force for good on that front and I’m not surprised to see people rallying around her visit.

    • dagdag says:

      Re: ….are important to many Armenians.

      I really hope Armenia has more to offer than an US realty starlet with a father of what, 2nd generation?, US citizen and a US mother of European background.

      • Bella says:

        @dagdag — I have to agree with you on this one. I was really shocked to hear that Robert Kardashian was a THIRD GENERATION Armenian-American whose great grandparents were the last members of the family born in Armenia. This makes Kim a 4th generation Armenian-American. They talk about their Armenian heritage as if their dad was born there or something. Don’t get me wrong, it’s cool that they’re into it, but they’ve been American-based for four generations now, and their mother is of European descent, so I don’t understand why Armenia is so excited as if they somehow represent the country.

        Leo DiCaprio’s mom is a German, actually born in Germany, and to my knowledge Germany does not make any special fuss over him. There are plenty of American actors with closer ties to their ancestral countries than the Kardashian’s 4th generation status, yet we don’t hear much about those countries making an enormous fuss over them.

        It is kind of ridiculous that Armenia has latched on to American women who have had no ties to the country in 4 generations.

        This is a list of famous Armenian Americans. It is a very long and diverse list. The Armenian people have plenty of other people who are more accomplished than these trolls to be proud of.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Armenian_Americans

      • nic says:

        Oh, I’m further back on the list than that. Let’s see, my grandparents were born in Turkey and their families had been there for at least a generation. My grandfather fled before the massacre and my grandmother stayed in Turkey as a child, cooking for the Turkish army and pretending to be her neighbour’s daughter, while her family fled to Syria. Geez, I guess they weren’t real Armenians either. And my mother, was born in Canada. So she must be less of an Armenian. I always thought I was half Armenian but, you guys are right, I’m hardly Armenian at all. My mother’s American cousins aren’t even on that list! I guess they’re not Armenians either. Thanks for clearing that up, guys!

        Sarcasm aside, people are going to like and rally around whoever they like and rally around. If some Armenians like the Kardashians and feel empowered by them, maybe just let them have that, m’kay?

    • jwoolman says:

      They were able to bring media attention to the memorial, which is why they served a good purpose in this case. They don’t seem very interested in their Armenian side of the family other than going to an Armenian restaurant once a year in honor of their dad. They ditched their dad’s Armenian Catholic Church in favor of their purchased generic Protestant one. Nori was baptized in an Armenian church in Jerusalem at a rather old age for show, not because they’re interested in the religion (otherwise, they would have baptized her early in LA with real family in attendance and celebrating). They could have visited Armenia any time over the past few years, they had the money. So they’re more Armenian than I am (zero percent) but not exactly “practicing Armenian Americans”. But they brought the cameras at the right time.

  25. Velvet Elvis says:

    “Poor Kim” my ass. She literally can afford or has access to almost any clothing in the world and she picks THIS to wear?! Hahahaha

  26. Dawn says:

    It is beyond tragic. She has all the “f***in money in the world and she believes that is a good look? This woman is beyond ridiculous. Can you imagine that big caboose of her’s in a tiny airplane bathroom and trying to get it down so she can pee? God she must be a stinky person.

  27. AtlLady says:

    Are we absolutely sure that is a “onesie”? Looking at the ankle area with two bands, I am seriously wondering if she just threw a coat over two sets of Spanx. Am I totally bonkers on this?

  28. carrie says:

    Fashion choices aside (I mean what kid doesn’t want to google their mom someday and see her wearing a top showing her nipples) I’m alarmed at her slick and frozen face- isn’t it a bad idea to inject botox /fillers /chemicals while pregnant ?

  29. jinglebellsmell says:

    I can’t. I just can’t…

  30. Dr.Funkenstein says:

    Oh hell, she knows how terrible she looks in that pepto-bismol onesie, that’s why she’s covering up with that coat.

  31. Tracy says:

    The coat is beautiful, and if she had only shortened the sleeves to fit her short arms, and the hem about 9″, it would have been perfect. The onesie is awful…lumpy and bumpy. No one over 7 should be wearing a onesie.

  32. boredblond says:

    All I remember from her pregnancy #1 was the swollen ankles squeezing over her stilettos..this time, no swelling at all..looks like normal Kim with a tummy pillow…now that would be a good plot twist 😝

  33. miraclemama says:

    Oink, oink. that’s all I got

  34. Nathalie says:

    200$ Millions deal with Netflix for the show 13 Witches and this is how Kim dresses, she should really hire a designer every time she go out! She look’s like a expired cream cookie, get your own designer now, you can afford it!!!