Here is an Instagram from Gwyneth Paltrow – she apparently took Moses to Taylor Swift’s Hyde Park performance over the weekend, and then Moses and Goop got to go backstage and meet Swifty. Swift and Goop are actually long-time friends, or at the very least, they’ve been friendly for several years. When Swifty was in London several years back, she made a point of having dinner with Gwyneth and Chris Martin and the paparazzi caught all of it. I also kind of love that it’s almost like Moses is being pushed out of this photo. Take one step back, Moses, you’re blocking mommy’s photo-op.
Meanwhile, it’s looking more and more like Gwyneth and Brad Falchuk are totally done. At first, there were stories about Gwyneth’s aggravation over Brad’s neverending divorce (lengthy divorce battles are for peasants) and how she didn’t want to be “the other woman,” although she had no problem with that when they were both married and having an affair. But then something interesting happened – it seemed like Brad actually dumped Gwyneth and he moved on very quickly. He’s already stepped out on what seemed like a rebound date. Now Radar says Gwyneth is trying to play the breakup like it was what she wanted all along.
Gwyneth Paltrow has made an art out of consciously uncoupling, as a source close to the 42-year-old Iron Man actress tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that she is, once again, single and ready to mingle! Paltrow rebounded with Brad Falchuk following her divorce from longtime husband Chris Martin, 38. But just one week after he was spotted on a date in Venice Calif., with a mystery brunette, a friend of Paltrow’s says she is “not at all bothered by the breakup.”
“Gwyneth did not want to get into another long and binding relationship,” the source tells Radar.
According to the insider, Paltrow is perhaps taking a cue from Martin, who has been involved in a laid back on-again, off-again relationship with his much younger gal pal, Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence, 24.
“She just wants to go out and play the field a bit,” says the source. “She doesn’t want to be tied down to anyone, or anything, in particular right now.”
Let me translate these elite musings into peasant-speak: Gwyneth got dumped, but she is such a superior being that once Brad dumped her, she instantly realized that he was never going to be good enough for her and that being dumped was an utter blessing. Now, Gwyneth realized, she can finally date someone who will be her equal. Someone rich. Someone famous. Perhaps someone with a title or a yacht.
Incidentally, Gwyneth has been staying in London for a few weeks now. Do you think she’s hunting for a new rich boyfriend there? Or will she journey back to California? Perhaps a Silicon Valley dude will fit nicely into Gwyneth’s world.
Photos courtesy of Instagram, Fame/Flynet.
There are pics of her and the kids landing in NYC..
Sorry but BF was never going to last. She wants Chris back. I’m sure Swifty will send one of her “Bad Blood ” girls after Jlaw.
If she wanted Chris they wouldn’t divorced. They were separated since May 2013 (GOOP said on divorce paper)
That will be difficult since Swift is also friedns with Jlaw and i think being friends with Jlaw is a bigger deal then being friends with Goop at this point.
She must have a penis hidden down there…poor thing is going through some heavy denial!
What the what?
Cue Blythe Danner: “Oh, Gwynnie is so misunderstood!” Nope. I understand her completely–she’s a bitch!
I saw that first picture early and my exact thought was, I love that Gwyneth and Taylor are completely dominating the photo and poor Moses is like an after thought.
I assumed that was a conscious effort – so his whole face wasn’t in the shot.
Gorgeous filter they used, though.
Does she live in NYC?
I think they spend time in the Hamptons.
I understand why she’s so hated. She’s a joke
I think she will end up back with CM – failing that she’ll go down the route other actresses have done. Bag a billionaire or someone with a title (ala Jamie Lee Curtis).
No, she will not end up back with CM. They are divorced now and they were separated since 2013
Jamie Lee Curtis? Huh? She’s been married to Christopher Guest since the mid-80s.
Ot, but, Christopher Guest is a baron, so, he is titled, but I don’t think it comes with any extra cash. He became the 5th Baron Haden-Guest of Sailing, in the County of Essex, when his father died.
How about Jack Dorsey? He’s loaded, arrogant, creative, and could redo Goop.com on his lunch break.
She’ll probably have “living is for peasants” engraved in her tombstone.
Always one-up on everyone.
Crazy, controlling, creepy Goop never fails to offend and/or bring the unintentional hilarity.
So JLaw is going to buy an apartment in Tribeca. There’s a blind on blindgossip – that she and Chris are moving in together and CM as convinced her to buy in GOOP’s building. GOOP wants the kids to have their parents close…but the kicker is —- GOOP is never in NYC. She lives primarily in LA….
So my prediction – is GP is shading Chris and JLaw here. And saving face. She’s single and needs to upgrade to keep up with CM and JLAW. She looks like the aging, dried up star movie star. She wants a billionaire. Her cousin is newly minted one and GOOP is jeolous…
GOOP intends to move the children to NYC private school for their middle school and high school education – like her parents did for her. Apple with go to Spence and Moses to Buckley…so hence JLAW apartment in same building or block. GOOP is controlling beast of the finest degree. Not bright but manipulative.
Gwyneth is NYC in route to her Hampton’s house. Like most wealthy Manhattan ( Jews in particular) decamp for the summer to the Hamptons. They take the kids and the husbands join them on the weekends. Gwyneth will hang with Jessica Seinfield and Co. in the Hamptons. And work out at Tracy Anderson’s new East Hampton studio that GOOP co-owns.
The wealthy WASPs hit up Nantucket and Martha’s Vineyard. And somewhat the Hamptons.
Her daughter is going to 6th grade this fall, so if she’s moving for middle school, she better get on it. What a pain to live in Tribeca and go to school on the UES, although to be fair, Spence is a great school. There are great private schools in LA too though.
If she is half as pretentious as she seems, my guess is that she is just shopping for a bigger, better deal (profile or money wise, etc.).
Droopy goop probably thought men would line up to date her. If she was dumped, she is just saving face.
She thinks peasants care what she thinks.
Long term relationships are for peasants because they are sooo much WORK!! Heaven forbid she work hard.
Nice one!
Book’s hair looks like it actually…hurts.
So very fried…
She has not one iota of sex appeal.
She got dumped, it wasn’t the first time and won’t be the last.
Was Brad Falchuk anything more than a fling though? Considering her marriage just ended, she should be taking it easy, dating casually — not trying to get into another committed relationship so soon. Just saying. I guess this would be the case for anyone who has just gone through a divorce.
He was a serious-enough “fling” that two marriages ended so he and Gwyneth could be together (although Chris and Gwyneth seemed on the rocks for a very long time before that.)
Great date night with Moses! Too bad he couldn’t really make it into the picture though.
unbelievable.
Loving the horns on her in the last pic!
Well spotted, bcgirl!! And the pic IS hilarious!
She seems so horrible, and I feel dirty for having read this post. Way to push your kid out of the frame- any reason he’s not standing in front of you or Taylor? Shame! its ok to take this picture, mind you- its not ok to post it publicly. DISLIKE!!!!!
Swifty looks like she used a trowel to put her makeup on. As for Goopy, I can almost hear her saying, Let Them Eat Cake. Gluten free, of course. She should read up on where disdain for ‘peasants’ got Marie Antoinette.