Pamela Anderson gets a makeover – sort of

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Pamela Anderson has been looking pretty damn beat lately. And not “beat” as in tired, “beat” as in… looking like sh*t. Sure, I could put it more kindly, but frankly to phrase it any other way would be dishonest. Look at these pictures and tell me she doesn’t look like sh*t. Alright, so there we go.

Well Pammie finally got a bit of a makeover. Now keep in mind this is all relative, so don’t be expecting anything drastic. There’s only so much you can do without taking an industrial sander to her face.

AU NATUREL is not a word I’d usually associate with PAMELA ANDERSON.

But in reality it’s one that the outrageous Playboy bunny should take note of.

The actress and model looked as fresh as a daisy in barely-there make-up, bouncy hair and plain white tee as she joined forces with designer pal RICHIE RICH to announce their new clothing range Muse at a lunctime press conference in Miami.

It’s just a shame that a few hours later the star felt the need to pile the war paint back on.

The ex Baywatch star looked more drag queen than beach babe as she shone from the front row of Richie’s fashion show in heavy make-up, a tie-dye revealing dress and unsavoury black heels.

The event – which later saw Pammi grace the catwalk – was part of Miami Rock’s Fashion week held at the beach resort’s famous Fontainebleu Hotel.

[From the Sun]

So I guess it was more of a make-under than over. The Sun is right, she really does look better in the photos for the press conference than she does at the fashion show. Though I’m not sure I’d go so far to call her black heels “unsavory” but they weren’t doing her any favors. And she still looks a hell of a lot better in her worst photo here than she did in her best a few months ago.

Pam needs to chill on the eyeliner and lay off the tweezers. And the lip liner. Really, she needs to stay away from makeup on the whole. It couldn’t possibly make her look any worse, so she’s got nothing to lose. She appears so much prettier here with light makeup. If she weren’t posing in such a slutty manner, she’d even look cute at her press conference. And she needs to stop wearing so much white. That’s all I’ve seen her photographed in for months, and now I’m starting to associate it with crusty orange women instead of its original sweetness. And pants would be nice.

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  1. anon says:

    she looks like another person entirely.

  2. Tanguerita says:

    Is she wearing a wig? But she certainly looks less busted than usual here.

  3. Shelly Shellz says:

    She looks horrible w/o make up. Age hit her really hard, she will not leave ANYWHERE w/o make up on bc she cant bear for people to c how she really looks all natural. Its quite sad how she just couldnt allow herself to age gracefully…now she has to rely on heavy duty make up to appear young and fresh faced.

  4. Patrice says:

    What I don’t understand why she’s blatantly wearing a wig here?…Definetly has had some more work done to her face (I didn’t even recognize it as her at first)…

  5. Anna says:

    Omg, I would NOT have recognised her. She looks awful (and that’s saying somethin’)!

  6. georgiagrl says:

    She looks much better.

  7. Gistine says:

    See what happens when you don’t use a trowel to put your make-up on?

    Purty. Age appropriate and not drag queen at all!

    Now someone needs to corner Christina Aguilera and facilitate an intervention!

  8. Codzilla says:

    A little better, I suppose. But still pretty awful.

    I agree with the poster who cautioned Pam to ease up on the makeup. Or at the very least, hire someone who knows how to apply it to her advantage.

  9. jane says:

    Her boobs look smaller to boot. Am I imagining things? I havent had my 2nd cup of coffee yet, so it could be all bleary eyed confusion haha.

  10. the original kate says:

    the bangs help soften her and she looks better without all the godawful black makeup fingerpainted around her eyes. but can she just wear pants in public? please? thank you.

  11. Sauronsarmy says:

    She also needs to get rid of that blonde hair. Or maybe do a softer shade of blonde, something not so harsh.

  12. bros says:

    thats a wig, shes missing the fake eyelashes, but she looks like she has had something done to her eyes. she looks like anna nicole smith in these pics.

  13. Courtney H says:

    Definitely got some Botox, if not a facelift.

  14. HEB says:

    I thought it was Roseanne Barr.

  15. Seven says:

    Wow – I’m calling surgery.. she doesnt look like Pam Anderson at all. lol i dont think any amount of makeup or lack there of can make THAT much of a difference

  16. boomchakaboom says:

    So much work done. She’s prettier in the less make-up photos, but she’s deinitely had work done.

  17. pebbles says:

    yeah, she’s a natural beauty (cough)

  18. Hieronymus Grexx says:

    She’s a lemon !!

  19. wellthen says:

    is that really her?!?!??! wow…shes actually really pretty!!!

  20. Sol says:

    She looks like Rebecca de Mornay!!!!

  21. Prissa says:

    Hieronymus Grexx – LOL! Too funny!

  22. Cate says:

    Bloody christ, she doesn’t even look like herself!

  23. L says:

    I actually do think that is pretty drastic. Her face looks like it has been tightened up. The wig throws her look off a bit more, but regarless of whether she has on less makeup or not her face definitely looks unnatural.

  24. Orangejulius says:

    I didn’t recognize her either. She looks MUCH better…less hard and less slutty. I can’t believe it’s all the bangs… it does look like she’s had something done.

  25. ChristinaX says:

    Her cleaned up “makeover” is probably going to last as long as…I can’t think of anyone, but it’s not going to last.

    You can take the skank out of the strip joint, but you can’t take the strip joint out of the skank.


  26. my take says:

    Holy Crap! It doesnt even look like her! She definately had the eyes and cheeks done… And she needed it

  27. Frenchie says:

    Her friend Ricky Rich looks like a gayer, trashier and thiner, of course, version of perez hilton.
    Pammy is wearing a wig there.
    I don’t know if she had surgery. I couldn’t recognize her either. But she is the kind of person that make up transform completely.

  28. pfft says:

    Sadly, she seems to have become addicted to that cartoon character look she created for herself.
    If you go back and look at her work on Home Improvement, she was a very sweetly pretty girl. Yes, she is older now but she is still very pretty once you scrape off that troweled on makeup and get her a good night’s sleep.

  29. Bam Bam says:

    That ain’t her!

  30. jessica says:

    SHE’S LIKE 2000 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

  31. jeannified says:

    She needs to put her heavy make-up back on! Her eyes just disappear without the exageration of her black eyeliner. She doesn’t look sexy at all in these pics! She looks boring, like Jennifer Aniston!

  32. L says:

    Pam is usually haggard. More than haggard. She is usually a dried raisin in the sun. She got botox or surgery for sure.

  33. Lina says:

    R u sure that’s her??

    She looks totally different – I like it better than the old look though

  34. Jag says:

    She looks great with less makeup.

  35. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    Gawd, she has had some serious tightening done on that face – she looks horrendous.

    Perhaps the wig is to cover up hairline scars?

  36. Kelly says:

    Is it an improvement to trade your black eyeshadow for white?

  37. Kelly says:

    Oh…yeah, and please, for the love of all that is holy, buy yourself some friggin’ pants, lady.

  38. Elle says:

    She definitely doesn’t look like she did a few months ago. I wouldn’t have known it was her. Botox?

  39. mommy says:

    She looks like Christie Brinkley’s MOM

  40. Ms. JK says:

    I think she has had the following:
    Cheek Implants
    An eyelift
    A new wig~ or extensions
    She was starting to look so bad lately, she needed to work. In the pics with Richie Rich she is wearing false eyelashes on the top and a great deal of lighter colored make-up. She’s looks different, but she wasn’t much to begin with, anyone can look like her, but she looks a little better after all this work. I wonder what she thinks of women like Sophia Loren who still looks stunning even though she has aged gracefully. Will Pam still try to rock this look when she is 80? I pray not!

  41. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    Ok here’s what I see:

    1. Y’all are right, that’s a wig. And it’s a pretty obvious wig, too. If she would just stop processing her hair so harshly and do a softer blonde, it would look better. I also wish she’d go for the bangs with her real hair, it softens her usual harshness.

    2. The biggest most obvious thing isn’t the wig: it’s her eyebrows. She has them. Someone penciled them in and did a really professional job. She normally has overplucked severe round lines way above her eyes. Look at any other pics.

    3. Yep, she’s had something surgical done to her face. Or at least it involved needles, that’s for sure. I’m calling it Botox. And a LOT.

    4. Her eye makeup has been scaled back considerably. She normally has a ton of dark dark eyeliner top and bottom. She has hardly any here.

    Generally it’s an improvement, but she was so beat and harsh looking before that looking better means she’s hardly recognizable.

    I second the motion that she look into pants.

  42. boomchakaboom says:

    I don’t think that’s really her either. Didn’t she have something tatooed on her ring finger? Like a ring of some sort?

  43. lilybme says:

    she looks awesome! very pretty and happy.

  44. gg says:

    I also think she’s trying to be the next Anna Nicole Smith, and from the pictures I wonde3r if she’s also on drugs. But mostly, what is the deal with the wierd wig and the big t-shirt ? Somebody “designed” a big t-shirt and makes money from that?

    I’m in the wrong biz. I think I’ll reinvent sweat pants.

  45. CB Rawks says:

    She hasn’t had any surgery, but someone defintely confiscated her sharpie marker because her eye makeup is MUCH more subtle than usual.
    And yes that’s a wig, and it looks like ill-fitting straw.

  46. Amy says:

    Are you guys nuts? She actually looks great in the header pic! A different person entirely. She should do herself a favor and keep that look, albeit without the fake wig.

  47. drm says:

    She’s had surgery of some kind recently. Her face looks rounder and less hollowed out, particularly around the cheekbones. WHile it does not look natural it does look better

  48. Analeigh says:

    Important message to all women: Never age. Never appear to be anything but 100% young, pure and gorgeous at all times. If you can’t abide these rules, disappear. The world doesn’t want you, except for ridicule and gossipy celebrity sites.

  49. grant says:

    It is a beautiful mature woman. Despite some imperfections skillfully emphasizes its advantages body. Although age is not afraid to wear high heels which looks fantastic. Her feet are still slim despite slight limp and skin wrinkling, and the network of veins becoming more visible.