– Violet Affleck’s Ice Cream Deep Dimples – she is so cute it hurts [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– The Woz is eliminated from “Dancing with the Stars” [Television.AOL.com]
– Celebs’ worst jobs [Moviefone]
– David Cook Cancels Shows Due to ‘Family Matters’ [Radar Online]
– Experts Called In To Airbrush Britney’s Belly [Cityrag]
– Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Moving To NYC! [Bastardly]
– Michael Jackson Will Float In Levitation Stunt. This was the guy who lost the fake tip of his nose after it melted under hot studio lights. Levitation seems fraught with peril [Hollywood Rag]
– Nic Cage’s Japanese commercial for Pachinko [The Blemish]
– Advertisements that don’t have a chance in hell [Agent Bedhead]
– Decide the Next Real World Location [Defamer]
– Osbournes: Reloaded Shoots Itself in the Head [Evil Beet]
– John Mayer has postpartum depression. In other news, I hate John Mayer [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– The Simpsons Land On 44 Cent Postage Stamp [Bitten and Bound]
– Does Gmail Do Anything Except Come Up With April Fool’s Jokes? [Best Week Ever]
– Stevie Nicks – making 60 look damn good! [PopBytes]