While there are some profoundly disturbing elements in this Lindsay Lohan story and I do not want to make light of them whatsoever, I would also like to admit that I had a few giggle-snorts at some of the details too. Lindsay, as we know, is basically Europe’s problem now. She’s still a cracked-out mess and her issues with American laws are pretty much behind her. She considers London to be her new homebase, but she’s spent much of the summer vacationing in various European locales. Last week, Lindsay was apparently in Florence to attend some kind of society wedding. According to Page Six, Lindsay claimed someone slipped her some drugs. Which is a serious accusation. Unfortunately, Page Six also details Lindsay’s behavior before she claimed someone drugged her and… OMG.
Lindsay Lohan claimed she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding of Justin Etzin, consul general and ambassador of tourism for the Seychelles, and model Lana Zakocela in Florence last week.
“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.”
We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” during the lavish four-day affair, where guests included Ellen von Unwerth, Sara Sampaio, Edward Spencer-Churchill and Micah Jesse.
“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy.
And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source.
A report said Lohan claimed she had jewelry stolen at the nuptials. But, concerning any Lohan antics, a rep for Etzin declared when reached for comment: “None of those things are true.”
So, was Lindsay invited to the wedding so she could DJ? Why did she keep playing “The Boy Is Mine”? Why was she painting her nails throughout the wedding ceremony? Why was she speaking in a British accent? Why would anyone slip Lindsay a mickey when she was probably already “self-medicating” to the point of insanity/numbness? Why was she wandering around naked and no one did anything?
And this is bugging me too – why did she wear white to the wedding?
Photos courtesy of Lindsay’s Instagram, WENN.
she put that sh*t in her own drink. lets be real here.
C’mon, she’s rehearsing for her Oscar part.
When she gets her Oscar, I hope she humbly apologizes to these and any other hosts she’s maligned by saying she was drugged or robbed at their event. Why would ANYONE invite her to a special occasion in their lives?
As if you’d have to slip her anything more than a Benjamin. Please girl. SMH.
oh ffs, america take her back. since she’s in london she’s all over the british media, and the idea of possibly running into her in london is pretty frightening, too.
that said, there’s something very wrong with her. it’s a shame she has no one who cares enough about her to help.
That girl has gotten more help in her life than most of us could dream of. She doesn’t want help.
Tap tap no backs!
Well, if we can’t send her back, we’ll just have to find somewhere else for her.
Oz and NZ won’t take her because she’ll probably destroy their ecosystem with all her herbs.
Hmm . . . Any takers? Madagascar?
With all due respect to the fine people who live there, what’s Greenland say about maybe a nice little remote outpost just for Lilo?
She’s a sociopath. That’s what’s wrong with her.
She needs the attention. Exhibit A: The wedding dress photo. How do you post a pic showing of your outfit and then caption it with wedding wishes?!?!?! This in addition to the glittering white dress and a tiara looking headpiece…. 👀 There aren’t enough side eyes in the world for this mess.
I will end by saying people don’t just drug others for sex. Sometimes it’s for fun. I hope that didn’t happen to her. She seems so lost and used already
Because drugs are bad, kids.
“She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source.”
I don’t see what the problem is here.
Those bruises tho…………
Seriously, those bruises. It looks like she has mud on her legs, they are so bad.
I read that line and thought “Do I have that song downloaded on itunes?”….must check
Ok, so I’ve just gone back and had a look expecting to see a largish bruise but not that!!!! That is wrong, there is either something not healthy about her to have her leg covered in bruising like that or someone is really getting ruff with her. Sad
Or she is in some liver failure possibly.
agreed, it is very very disturbing
At this point she could be the one getting rough with herself. If she was running around naked and drugged she probably took a few hard falls
they’re really awful looking, she could at least cover them with some make-up or something, right? Who knows why she has them.. her body is in shambles..
The bruises are terrible. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that she has an allergy to mosquitoes and flares up when bitten – I do too, and end up with awful big red splotches that turn into bruises but nothing quite that bad. The blind items on CDAN used to say she was into rough sex.
Lindsay’ s set list for the night:
“One Toke Over the Line”
“Reefer Madness”
“Sweet Cocaine”
“the Crystal Ship”
“King Heroin”
“Pink Turns to Blue”
“Waiting Around to Die”
“Mr. Pharmacist”
“Then I got high”
“Gin and juice”
“Heroine”
“Needle and the damage done”
“Drugs don’t work”
Mary Jane.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Opium trail.
Is she really bruised? Maybe it’s my monitor, but all her freckles look splotchy brown to me in that photo, and I wonder if it’s an illusion.
Not that she doesn’t often have huge bruises…
And, to be nice, I will say she has been looking generally very nice lately. That’s a pretty (inappropriately-white-at-a-wedding, fame-whore, steal-attention-from-the-bride) outfit.
I shudder to think what went down after that top photo.
And in Europe does ‘slip me a mickey’ mean ‘I took some bad sh*t’?
Yes I thought that too. Apologise to any one I offend but some of those men in that pic really don’t look a bit sketchy. She sounds like she has lost it but then we already knew this about her, it’s just been awhile between stories. Lindsay always causes drama and makes everything about her. God, I used to know a similar girl and it was always the same.
I just wondered how many of those dudes she’s had sex with.
And maybe she took off the dress when she realized she had worn white to a wedding and wasn’t the bride.
White dress AND a tiara!!! Seriously.
The guy sitting next to and slightly behind her, has his whole hand on her butt. This is more than a vibe, it’s evidence that they all know why they are there.
In addition to the guy with his hand on her butt, she’s got both of her hands awkwardly wrapped around another guy’s hand. I agree there’s just something ‘off’ about that pic.
I don’t know what to think of this. I’m torn. I have actual been in this situation and “lost” about 9 or so hours of my life with no recollection what so ever and the people who were with me had to tell me what I did, how I acted and they kept me from walking off with the man we suspect did it. I was taken to the hospital and thank god my friends were there and were smart enough to notice something was wrong. It was the scariest moment of my life to this day and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone even the cracken. I mean drug addicts can still get drugged but with her the suspicion is always going to be there fair or not. I feel for her if this happened. It’s not a good place to be. And I feel slightly guilting for side eyeing her about this
Oh my god, I’m so sorry that happened to you. It’s a fricking nightmare. But your friends get a huge thumbs up. It’s always so terrifying to hear/read how many women this happens to and nobody intervenes when they are clearly on something, voluntarily or not.
I can’t help but side-eye that story and that in itself is awful. The problem isn’t even her addiction, it’s the fact that she’s a liar and an a**holes, plain and simple. You lie for 10 years and nobody believes you when sh*t really hits the fan. She’s such an easy target because of that as well.
Sorry you went through that. To make you feel a bit better about side-eyeing her: someone who is slipped something generally isn’t able to then wander around talking about how they were slipped something. That sounds more like a bad trip than a drugging.
There’s every reason to side-eye her.
It sounds like someone covering up for drinking too much when they’re supposed to be sober.
Actually I was spiked (what we call mickey finning in the uk) along with my friend we, were spiked with what my dad later worked out to be something called jeeb’s (GBH which in low doses is a party drug in high does is a date rape drug), he worked it out when the teenagers he works with (hes a social worker) took the same drug only willingly. I lost 3 hours of my life I can’t recall any of it but I did manage to back to my mum and dads. My dad the next morning asked me what I had been taking because there is no way my behaviour was just drink. My mate and I had only gone out for a couple of drinks after work we left work at 5:30 and both of us got home around 10. Usually I would say that I had drank too much except I spent around 30 quid max (10 of it on a taxi plus cocktails aren’t cheap) and it looked as if I was on something because my body showed no signs of actually being drunk all my reflexes were fine we found this out when I decided to do press ups in just my knickers, ballet around the living room and decided to show everyone how to correctly make a cup of tea. But my speech and cognative ability was completely useless nothing that came out of my mouth made any sense. My mate also had the exact reaction. I hate defending Lindsay but running round naked screaming sounds similar to what happened to me, although I didn’t know I’d taken anything. And in the UK sometimes spiking drinks is done for a “laugh” its terrifying thinking that what was put in my drink could of ended instead of a funny story, by simply putting a higher dose I could of completely lost conciousness and possibly anything could of happened to us. Different spiking drugs can have completely different reactions.
So sorry to hear that happened to you, it must be terrifying to lose time like that. Thankfully you have awesome friends who know the code of never leave someone behind and always watch out for your friends.
I was also drugged once. Could barely stand on my own let alone run around naked screaming “I’ve been drugged!!1!”.
She looks darling in her “happy wedding” photo. She is dressing well. Wish she would calm down and live a normal life. I think she needs a good doctor and some meds and quit the illegal drugs (if that’s what she’s doing).
The days when people might buy that story are long gone. Grow up, Lohan, you have only yourself to blame for your complete lack of credibility.
OMG!! You’d have to be nearly unconscience to purposefully pose with your beatin leg like that!
Nothing about that story makes sense…I’m doing a “Huh” here.
There is literally no way to finance her current lifestyle, sans one. That group picture makes me shudder.
She is incredibly self-destructive, having been given so many chances to do something better with her life. It’s very sad.
Yeah, that picture is not giving me a sense of security.
The guy in the silver jacket in the back row is my idea of what the Devil must look like.
I thought the purpose of a mickey was to get someone to do things she wouldn’t ordinarily do.
Did the perpetrator not know who she was . . . ?
I realize you meant this light-heartedly, but “even” people who have sex for money or drugs can and do get raped. Doesn’t mean you want to do it all the time.
You are correct, Venus. I apologize. That was insensitive.
I.heard Bill Cosby was lingering around the punch bowl and champagne fountain.
No.
Of course she wore white, all attention needs to be on her since she’s no longer a big star!
Firstly, do people really care that anyone other than the bride wears white? I thought that was an old tradition that ran its course. Also, maybe not wearing white to a wedding unless you are a bride is an AMERICAN tradition. Maybe Europeans don’t really care. Whatever Lilo was doing or not doing, I like her outfit.
No, it’s not an “American” thing.
Ambassador of tourism for the Setchelles sounds like the kind of job that you luck into that requires very little actual work, like “Champion of Nutella to kids under 12”. Will and Kate should consider a similar position for Caribbean islands as a backup plan.
LOL!
“Professional chocolate taster” would be my dream job.
Look at her eyes in the group photo.
She’s not sober.
At least we don’t have to keep hearing about her comeback anymore.
That pic in the jewel encrusted turban is a portrait of delusion.
Yes she did wear that dress to the wedding. And to top it off, she’s claiming that it once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor!
The guy in the group photo – second at the back – looks like a romance novel caricature.
There was a photo of Lindsey quite a while back and I was taken aback by the bruising all over her legs then. It appears they are still a mess like that. I also recall that at the end of my poor Amy Winehouse’s toubles, she also had photos floating around where her legs were a similar mess. You have to wonder how much more Lindsey’s body can take.
Oh, please. In the time it took me to write this comment, Linds just gacked another few grams of “Mickey”.
Somebody invited the Cracken to their wedding? Seriously?
Can’t get over that her body is literally covered in bruises – am not sure its ‘rough sex’, its the drugs that are doing that and she’s probably injecting anywhere she can get a vein. As someone else said it could also indicate serious liver problems – this girl will end up dead in a few years if she doesn’t get serious help.
The fact that she’s allegedly turned to the oldest profession to fund her lifestyle is equally sad – she’s unfortunately not the only child star to end up like this.
It’s either injections, liver failure, or both.
My cousin has the same look. Not selling rough trade or a junkie or an alcoholic (she was actualky straight edge for many years but has the odd beer these days), no liver or kidney damage. She just bruises really easily and is very pale so it shows more readily. Not saying any/all of the above are out of the realms of possibility (or even likelihood) for the Cracken but just that’s it’s not neccesarilly true.
Lets see here. LiLo opened her mouth, words fell out that are all lies.
Lilo slipped a Mickey…sounds like a porn film–but who will play Mickey? hmmm
That white dress with the slit is not doing her bruised legs any favors. A bad choice! The bruises? If they were from liver disease, she would be receiving treatment, hospitalized ect…by now. Not saying liver is healthy, but I suspect booze, drug clumsiness.
I get the feeling not even Bill Cosby would waste a mickey on Blohan.
If it were true, I would feel badly for her. But the chances of that are .00001. That being said, I have no pity for the bride and groom. They invited this train wreck to the 4 day party and had to expect all kinds of crazy.
That top picture is just sad. She has been completely used and abused. Not that she isn’t 100% participating in her own abuse, it’s just pathetic that’s all.
Was she actually invited? She does have a history of party crashing.