Justin Theroux on the JustJen wedding: ‘I wouldn’t say it was fun to plan’

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Here are some photos of Justin Theroux struttin’ the streets of New York on Friday. What happened to his combat boots? Did he finally burn them in a cleansing fire along with his Jorts of Doom? And why does he like such a narrow trouser? Hm.

I don’t know if he’s in NYC to do some promotional work for The Leftovers Season 2 or what. The season premiere is October 4, so it would make sense if he’s in town right now for interviews and stuff. It also makes sense that he didn’t want to be in LA during Emmy Weekend, especially considering The Leftovers Season 1 was completely shut out of the Emmys. Poor Justin! His new team at CAA made sure that he was included in all of those Best Actor panels and everything. Anyway, Justin has a new interview with the NYDN:

It’s all wedded bliss now, but the pre-nuptials gave Hollywood hunk Justin Theroux the jitters. Theroux, 44, who stars in HBO’s “The Leftovers” (returning Oct. 4) says his wedding to Jennifer Aniston was made even more stressful than it would have normally been because the pair had to keep it secret to avoid paparazzi.

“I wouldn’t say it was fun to plan,” he tells The Daily News. “Part of the fun of planning a wedding is telling people and we had to keep it under wraps.”

But once the deed was done he felt a shift, he says.

“I noticed it almost immediately,” he says. “It was like your blood pressure goes down two PSI. It’s not like life is completely different. It’s a beautiful thing.”

And despite swirling rumors, he says that he and his wife of six weeks are happily married. Theroux who, we met in the basement of his pal’s SoHo restaurant, says he’s heading back to Texas to continue filming his HBO drama. Today, though he blends right in with the downtown crowd outside — he’s wearing a fedora, a safety pin in his left ear, jeans and a dark T-shirt — Theroux admits that he’s now more easily recognized on the street. So much so, that people grab him in grocery stores. But he knows New York City. and recalls that when living here in the 1990s, he had a grungy basement flat on Mulberry where the 6 rumbled past. Now he lives in Bel Air and recently was in Rome filming “Zoolander 2” with his friend and co-writer Ben Stiller, who discovered him.

At the moment, Theroux says he’s excited about “Leftovers” on which he plays Kevin Garvey, a small town police chief.

“I am deeply sympathetic to him,” Theroux says. “He finally gets his wish of a family. Like anything you wish for, it is not entirely what you wished for.”

Talk about the police chief’s new family leads to the one question he’s not ready to answer: Does he and Anstison want their own kids?

Theroux takes a long drink of water and just smiles.

[From The NY Daily News]

Oh, so clever! The Emotive Eyebrow is such an ENIGMA, wrapped in a riddle, wearing ball-suffocating jorts. At least Justin is getting the baby questions now too, and it’s not just poor Jennifer Aniston. As for how not-fun it was to plan the wedding… if it was so stressful and extra, why not just tell people they’re coming to a wedding? I mean, why was it so hush-hush? Blah.

Also: like a gift from the heavens, the paparazzi managed to get some photos of the back of Justin’s head. Now I’m obsessed with trying to figure out what happened to his bald spot! Remember this photo of his bald spot in 2011, which could clearly be seen as he publicly embraced Terry Richardson? So what happened? Plugs? Mini-wiglet? Or is Lainey’s blind item about his “spray-on hair” for real?

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  1. Hollz says:

    A safety pin in his ear? How hardcore is he!
    I did the same think when I was 14. (except I put mine through my septum, and I did it myself. I was also hardcore. Please note, hardcore is said with the most amount of sarcasm possible)

    • BengalCat2000 says:

      I was thinking the same thing. I had a nose ring, bright red hair & Doc Martens…when I was in my twenties and thought I was SO edgy. I wasn’t. He rubs me the wrong way. And those stupid skinny jeans do him no favors either.

    • TX says:

      Seriously!!! That’s what I was thinking. Wow, such a rebel he is…..for a middle schooler.

    • Sienna says:

      Exactly – the way he dresses in edgy and cool when you are teenager or early 20s.

      At his age – it just looks like a middle aged man trying to desperately hold on to his youth.

    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      @Hollz …

      But ‘Hardcore’ is Justin’s signature style, don’tcha know, safety pin and all. 🙂

    • Ramona Q. says:

      You put a SAFETY PIN through your SEPTUM??? Ouchhhhhhhhh!!! That is hardcore, please, give yourself credit.

    • I KNOW! Every time I think I’m being too hard on his poseur-ness, stuff like this comes up. Safety pin in his ear. *facepalm* And he’s like 40 years old. God. He’s like another Leo….I’m glad he never apparently goes into clubs, etc, for the younger set, because they’d be laughing at him.

    • Belle Epoch says:

      HOLLZ – THANK YOU! OMG so lame. And I totally believe the Lainey gossip item about his leaving black hair shellac on all his pillows and towels.

      LIBERTY where are you? We need a dialogue about ze bald spot!

    • priya says:

      Yup. He’s a gold digger. Wanted to live a richer life and dating a stylist wasn’t going to get him multiple houses and the boost in income and publicity he has post-Aniston.

      So long as Jen’s happy, that’s what matters. Hopefully her money is safe from him ( I know he has a few million, but he’s a pauper compared to her. It’s obvious he wanted a higher level of fame and wealth and wasn’t able to get it by himself/ without Jen’s influence and connections .)

      • Caro says:

        Oddly enough, I don’t think it’s the wealth at all. Especially since he’s never been poor.. and actually seems to like living that whole struggling NYC bohemian hipster lifestyle for the fellow poseur street cred.

        I think it’s more her access via connections like the Huvanes into a big agency like CAA, better and more focused representation to get significant roles/gigs as he enters middle age. It was now or never for him. It’s the rare bird who’s discovered after a career of mediocrity (movies of the week with Alyssa Milano)

        Within months of becoming her official boyfriend he was picked up by CAA and has spreads in GQ and People Mag’s Sexiest issue. He was not known to anyone for anything and didn’t even have a project like the Tv series leftovers. It looked very pay to play.

    • lola says:

      A safety pin in his ear, and fake hair on his bald head. This guy is trying really hard to keep that pesky thing called “aging” away. He “married” the perfect person to help him with that problem.

      On another note, I don’t think I’ve ever seen such short legs on a grown man. Very odd.

  2. Yoohoo says:

    I don’t think it’s fair to give him a hard time about this. My wedding was open to the world and it was still stressful and not fun to plan. Trying to keep it a secret when you’re marrying one of the most famous women in the world could not have been enjoyable.

    I heard guests said (Howard Stern I think) they were told it was a wedding and please don’t tell anyone. They didn’t want paparazzi circling their house like Seal Team 6. There’s nothing wrong with that.

    • lisa2 says:

      Paps seem to know when there is an event at their home. We get pics of people arriving. So maybe they need to question their friends; because someone is calling the paps… or maybe it is one of them. Who knows

      • Alice says:

        To be fair…it was also Justin’s birthday and it would be fairly normal for the paps to be around knowing there was a party on for that. They no doubt have catering staff, waiters etc who phone in for money about events being held by celebrities.

        But i imagine there is a big difference in price (and pap interest) between pix of people showing up for a birthday party and “getting the money shot” for a wedding. Had they known it was a wedding, it would have been a pap three ring circus…

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @Alice, who wrote: “To be fair…it was also Justin’s birthday and it would be fairly normal for the paps to be around knowing there was a party on for that.”

        Nope. Justin’s birthday is on August 10th and they got married on August 5th. I think the fact that those TMZ arial shots showed a fancy setup for a gathering in Jen’s backyard during the middle of the week on ‘not’ Justin’s birthday was the unsubtle tipoff to the press.

      • crtb says:

        Emma – Only ten year olds have to have their birthday party on the exact day of their birth. Grown-ups can have a party weeks before or after. Not to hard to believe that you may host a party 2 weeks after the date of your birth. I have my birthday celebration six weeks after my birthday because last January, we had back to back snow storms and no one could drive.

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @CRTB, who wrote: “Emma – Only ten year olds have to have their birthday party on the exact day of their birth. Grown-ups can have a party weeks before or after. Not to hard to believe that you may host a party 2 weeks after the date of your birth. I have my birthday celebration six weeks after my birthday because last January, we had back to back snow storms and no one could drive.”

        Yeah, okay, but my response was for @Alice, who said it “was Justin’s birthday.” It was not, in fact, his birthday. I’m just saying. Oh and, do you really think Jen and Justin were trying to avoid a vast ‘sand storm’ by having Justin’s party a week early? Well … stranger things have happened, I guess.

      • Alice says:

        @Emma… They passed it off as his birthday party regardless of whether it was the exact date or not. Again, the paps get phone in tips from the catering companies, their employees and others who work these sorts of events. I don’t think it’s really rocket science to see the logic of “disguising” it as something a bit more mundane that they’ve already done in the past at their home.

      • lola says:

        @Alice
        Since when has this guy been, “anyone”. The paps don’t care about him, the ones paid for by a certain has been are the only paps that bother to take his or her pictures.
        Both are C-List at best, slip sliding to D-List really fast.

    • MrsBPitt says:

      Do you really think that Justin and Jennifer actually PLANNED the wedding? I’m sure there were many, many wedding planners that planned that wedding and the only thing jennifer did was say…yes or no…I’ll bet Justin didn’t even get to do that!!!!! How very stressful for them!!

      • crtb says:

        Yeah, I do. Many people use wedding planners these days – and it is still stressful. He first wedding was ruined by the press and paps (which happens to many celebrities). It must be extremely upsetting and stressful to plan a wedding that wont be bombarded with photographers, helicopters, people going through your trash, paps with long distance lenses on their cameras, friends selling pictures, hired help selling pictures.

      • MrsBPitt says:

        @crtb…this was Justin’s first wedding!

      • Mary says:

        Typo? I think crtb meant “her”.

    • 7-11's Hostage says:

      “I wouldn’t say it was fun to plan,” he tells The Daily News. “Part of the fun of planning a wedding is telling people and we had to keep it under wraps.” From where I’m sitting, it looks like they had an absolutely great time planning it. But maybe it was different behind the scenes, who knows. I really tire of these people and their complaints. Some people actually have it really hard. Whatever.

    • Wren says:

      I didn’t enjoy planning my wedding either and it wasn’t a secret, so I’m not gonna judge here either. We paired down A LOT of the arbitrary “traditional” stuff and got rid of as many moving parts as possible to minimize the stress but it still wasn’t fun to plan. And with a celebrity wedding there’s so many moving parts that I’m sure it sucks even more.

    • Louise177 says:

      The funny thing is they did a horrible job of keeping it secret. The paps were there anyway. If they wanted to keep it a secret they should have done it on a nothing date. They always throw a huge birthday and Christmas party. Which meant they knew a lot of paps would be there anyway. Photos and video were released as it was happening.

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @Louise177, who wrote: “The funny thing is they did a horrible job of keeping it secret. The paps were there anyway. If they wanted to keep it a secret they should have done it on a nothing date.”

        If they wanted to keep it a secret, they should have had it indoors or at another location. But I’m not surprised. This is the kind of PR Tease Jen has done for years. I’m just stating a fact, not dissing for the heck of it.

      • Alice says:

        I actually think that doing it on a “nothing date” would have been a big red flag to the paps that something unusual was going on.

  3. JKL says:

    I don’t see the big deal about the hair. Affleck and McConaughey had plugs done years ago, not to mention Pacino and others.

    • crtb says:

      I was thinking the same thing. Lots of men wear toupees, wigs, extensions. At least his looks natural unlike Travolta, Elton John, Burt Reynolds, William Shatner, Charlie Sheen, Bret Michaels, Jeremy Piven, Gene Simmons, Brandan Fraser, Hugh Laurie… just to name a few

      • Brodie says:

        I do believe I’ve read that the Pitt is a bit light on head hair these days as well. No shame in it, it’s a problem for many.

      • Caro says:

        @Brodie Plz Stahp. I know one brave delusional soul had to go there, so congratulations..but along w/being obsessed and ‘not over IT,’ STILL…you’re being ridiculous.

        If you ‘read,’ anything like that about ‘Brad Pitt,’ (who very obviously has a full head of hair as he gets buzz cuts periodically, and both his almost 80 yr old man and his bro Doug have full heads of lustrous hair like him) it was probably from Brad’s haters right here on CB (or FF) mad because Aniston’s guy is short and bald.

        To @CRTB

        Yea we know shatner and Travolta wear rugs…but that’s a diff story and I’ll tell you why: Theroux I’ve read, has made much effort to be this hardcore authentic ‘rill’ dude espousing fakery, maligning sitcoms (ha!) and cloaking himself in authenticity. Orange self tanner and hair paint he would have treated like so much krptonite a few years ago. He’s been made over into everything he claimed he despised. I always thought his syphilis baby pic collecting azz was a fraud…this kind of stuff just proves it. Lol

    • Lea says:

      yes, there is nothing wrong with that. Hair loss happens when you age. It´s awesome when someone just goes with it. But hair is a powerful and very sensible thing for men and women. I don´t judge women with a head full of extensions (except they look really bad a la Lohan), so i won´t say something about plugs.
      And to be fair not every man/woman has the head shape to go bald or with very short hair. Bruce Willis and Jason Statham look super without hair… but there are many negative examples…

    • Lisa says:

      Agreed. I grew up in Seattle and used to watch Joel McHale and his original hairline on a local sketch comedy show called “Almost Live!” If I were in his position, I would have had whatever he had done, too. (If you don’t believe me — look up “Vegetable Rights” on YouTube.)

      Plus, I think there are some new treatments. I saw a story on “The Doctors” a while ago about a woman who had extremely thin hair who got laser treatments done and she had amazingly thick hair afterwards. She said they were expensive and took a long time to work, but assuming they work for men, I’m sure they’re popular in the entertainment industry. The funny thing is that I don’t think anyone would question a woman who did something like that, but for a man, it suddenly becomes an issue.

  4. minx says:

    What’s his inseam? Like, 15?

  5. Kaye says:

    It does appear that the top part of his hair is a different shade of black and has a different amount of “sheen” to it. Not sure how expensive hair pieces for men work, but that photo would sure fool me if I weren’t looking for it.

    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      Actually, on closer inspection, it looks like the bald spot is still there, just combed over and sprayed.

  6. lisa2 says:

    He got hair plugs.. and he is combing his hair forward. Wonder if the Hat police will say he is bald.. nah they save that for elsewhere. I saw someone call him Squiggy.. I see it.

  7. Elisa the I. says:

    I like his outfit, minus the hat. And I get it that they made everything so hush-hush to avoid the paparazzi. They never published any pics of the wedding, right?

    • Original T.C. says:

      No pics published just 10,000 magazine stories and now interviews directly from the sources about the “secret” wedding. It’s easy to say no comment or drink more water if you don’t want the press going there. But just like marriage to Brad made Jen A-list , Jen now makes Justin A-list. No one would click on his interviews if Jen is not mentioned. He is not a hottie or interesting and he dresses so try-hard not to mention the makeup puts a lot of women off.

      • Alice says:

        Jen was already A-list when she and Pitt got married. She was in how many millions of people’s living rooms every week at that point in time?

        Justin…I get the impression that he’s actually way too “artsy” to actually care about being A-list. His career has been, for the most part, far more along the lines of Indy / rebel weirdness than the choices someone would make if being A-list was their priority. A casual observation, but usually people who follow that sort of career path only end up as A-list if they happen to end up being the “muse” of an equally Indy/rebel weirdness director. The Depp/Burton synergy example comes to mind.

      • Carmen says:

        Aniston was never A list until she married Pitt. That was why she was so upset when he dumped her — no longer being Mrs. Brad Pitt meant she was no longer on the A list. She’s B list and dropping fast.

      • Caro says:

        @Alice

        ‘A-list’ doesn’t mean what you think it means, I’m afraid.

        Aniston was a Tv sitcom actress in an ensemble. She was a celebrity for sure, courtesy a haircut and a popular show ala Caley Cuoco of today, but was not in (and never has been in) an A-list film star league.

        Also (guffaw) you don’t get Depp/Burton synergy by being in lifetime movies with Alyssa Milano as recently as the 2000s (Theroux)

      • Lana says:

        Alice, Friends actors were far, far from being ‘A’ list. A list is Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Angelina Jolie, Richard Gere, Julia Roberts etc. Friends actors were tv stars. Not even c list. Aniston was part of a C-list sitcom. It wasn’t until she married Brad Pitt that she bumped up to B, then A list.

      • Alice too says:

        @Caro @Lana: every domain has it’s A-list as mentioned below, whether you like it or not. Arguing that black is white just for the sake of diminishing the accomplishments of someone you don’t like is a bit silly. However, as you seem rather invested in the idea, there isn’t much point in continuing this, so Peace Out.

    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      @Alice, who wrote: “Jen was already A-list when she and Pitt got married. She was in how many millions of people’s living rooms every week at that point in time?”

      Jen may have been in millions of people’s living rooms every week, but that was on TV. Brad Pitt, however, was millions of movie screens and people paid to see him there. Brad Pitt was an ‘A-list International movie star’ … Jennifer Aniston was an ‘A-list Domestic television star.’ The two are not on the same level. It would be like saying that the Emmy Awards were on the same level and held the same prestige as the Oscars. That’s just not so.

      Jennifer Aniston married into the rarified ‘A-list’ movie star stratosphere when she married Brad Pitt.

      • Alice says:

        There was no qualifications concerning which A list the person was talking about in the post I responded to. I know some of the people here don’t like Aniston, but she was nonetheless A list in her own domain when she married Pitt. I don’t get the need some people have to denigrate what this woman had accomplished on her own well before she married Pitt.

        And yes sure, people pay to go see films. On the other hand, companies pay big bucks to place their ads during hit TV shows because millions of people sit and watch them week after week.

        It’s funny how the wheel turns…these days we’re seeing Oscar winners turning to television. Berry, Glenn Close, Matthew McConaughey, Maggie Smith etc.

      • Alice says:

        Other Alice here. I have no opinion on JA one way or another. Don’t bash her, don’t praise her. I just stay neutral.

      • Alice too says:

        @Alice… Just added a “too” to my handle to avoid confusion… Oops.

        I personally am just for “Team Women who Succeed”, although the jury is out on Kim Kardashian ;). But even that one, although I think she’s utterly trashy…saw the system, worked the system and parlayed that into a massive fortune. Much like Madonna did back in the day, although the “shock factor” line in the sand that guarantees publicity has moved a great deal over the years.

  8. Luca76 says:

    Am I the only one that hates those shoes with that outfit????

  9. Peggy says:

    I can’t see what was stressful about the wedding, when all he had to do was show up.
    It was not like he was paying for it, his contribution was having uncle Terry (the model toucher) take photos that magazines would not touch or were not willing to pay the asking price.
    Maybe in a few years he will stop buying his clothes in the Junior section.
    He was in NYC for fashion week, you know Justin loves the fashion shows, while making a few TV appearances to promote the leftovers.
    His bald spot is covered with plugs.

    • funcakes says:

      That Terry connection really bothers me. And the fact that Justin still associates with him, despite all the testimonials against him, makes me give the side to Justin.
      Plus, Jennifer’s the big woman empowerment advocate. I would be uncomfortable around Terry.

    • DiamondGirl says:

      Hahaha – you seriously believe that magazines wouldn’t jump at the chance for those weddings pics?

      They don’t WANT to release them. She released only one shot from her first wedding. Not every couple wants a multi-page magazine spread of their wedding.

      • Colette says:

        I agree.Everyone’s different,she likes to invite magazines and tv shows to her birthday parties.She likes to invite friends to her honeymoon.Different strokes for different folks.

      • Lana says:

        Oh come on! Jennifer Aniston is one of the biggest publicity/attention seekers there are. If a magazine was willing to buy her wedding shots, she would have done a deal with them in a New York minute.

  10. Bobafelty says:

    Toothpick legs encased in skinny jeans. I wanted to like the Leftovers but just never got into it.

  11. serena says:

    Or maybe he just had a hair transplant or something.

  12. Sienna says:

    The only thing I can see is the ripped t shirt in the last picture.

    Maybe it’s time for Justin to negotiate with Jennifer about the monthly allowance she gives him so that he can afford some new adult non ripped clothes.

    • Colette says:

      I’m on a phone,I didn’t realize those were rips.I thought it was something on the shirt.Damn you @Sienna now I cant unsee it 😃

  13. Sullivan says:

    It’s a miracle! Marrying Aniston makes bald spots disappear.

  14. Colette says:

    I guess he didn’t “trust” his friends to keep the wedding a secret.

  15. Stacey says:

    I think once you’re over 40, the whole safety pin in the ear thing is a bit eye roll-worthy. Boy, he is a bandy-legged little thing, isn’t he?

    • funcakes says:

      When he’s 60 Justin will be wearing skinny jeans,sleeveless shirts with a leather jacket telling everyone he’s a rebel because he used a potato and a pin to put a third hole in his earring.

      • Caro says:

        @funcakes

        I think that’s why he gets ridiculed. Posing like Little Miss hardcore punk while spraying himself in shoe polish and self tanner doesn’t really make sense and screams fraud.

  16. BNA FN says:

    Aveeno shampoo grew in his bald spot. It’s not just a shampoo it grows Haiti :).

  17. Sarah says:

    I think weddings are way too much about “everything being perfect” that it ruins the sentiment. But judging from these two relationship there isn’t much sentiment in the first place!

  18. Sarah says:

    And I agree he is a gold digger for sure!

    • Ankhel says:

      I feel they would’ve married years ago if he’s a hardcore golddigger. My guess? She wore him down. ” Uh, don’t care much for this woman, but she’s good for my visibility and she does carry on about marriage, so…”

      • priya says:

        No, everything took a really long time because Aniston’s lawyers were trying to secure her financial wealth, since she is far, far wealthier than he is. I’m guessing he didn’t want a pre-nup or a far more limited one than the one her team was offering.

  19. Crumpet says:

    I know why he likes skinny jeans. His legs would be stumpified in pants with wider bottoms. As it is, I think he looks rather delicious. *Hangs head in shame*

    • Pamela says:

      I think so too, Crumpet. Don’t be ashamed. We can’t help what we like. lol.

      I have been wondering why he gets SO much disdain. Well, wondering isn’t really the correct word. I get it. He is into faux tanner, makeup and possibly- faux haired, all while trying to give off a cool vibe which is counter-intuitive to all those cosmetic pursuits. Some also see him as a gold digger, or of marrying up for the B-list perks.

      BUT—– does he give douchey interviews? It seems like the backlash against him is based on assumptions people make, but does he also say assholey things too?

      Because I am having a hard time reconciling all this douche-talk with the opening scene to S1 of the Leftovers, you know, the one where he is jogging in sweat pants? That scene makes me think he MUST be a really nice guy. (lol)

  20. Emma - the JP Lover says:

    From the article: “And despite swirling rumors, he says that he and his wife of six weeks are happily married.”

    What ‘swirling rumors about their marriage’ are they talking about? I only recall rumors swirling ‘before’ their marriage about the amount of time they spent apart and whether or not they had broken up, but I don’t recall anything but (thankfully) ‘blissful’ rumors about their marriage. Please tell me that all is well in their marriage. 🙁

  21. carol says:

    Don’t get the negativity towards these 2. It’s weird

    • The Other Maria says:

      I could tell you why but that would spark a conversation about another couple who aren’t on today’s page…

      The pettiness is real on many ends.

    • Ash says:

      I don’t either. It’s creepy, but at the same time, looking at these threads is like watching the police clean up an accident scene.

    • I Choose Me says:

      Weird and tiring. So much vitriol towards people they don’t even know. It’s the same with the other couple who I don’t even have to name. Sigh. I need to stay away from these threads.

    • Emily C. says:

      I don’t like that they’re friends with gross people like Terry Richardson. But that doesn’t seem to be what the negativity’s about. Instead it’s about which guy is hotter. I don’t get it, and that’s why I will never be able to stay away from these threads. Because I REALLY want to understand. Like, it’s getting to the point of obsession — I’m obsessed with trying to comprehend why people are obsessed.

  22. Kate says:

    What happened to his bald spot? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say hair transplant, a wise investment for any balding man and hardly newfangled technology. And I’ve never met any man who enjoys wedding planning, so I’m confused as to what the story is here?

  23. lila fowler says:

    His Danny Zukko look is so tired.

    • Caro says:

      @LILA

      LMAO.

      Be careful though, you can’t make observations like that without being Brad Pitt’s number 1 fan (or his mom) apparently.

      To be considered truly objective with some here, you must think Justin Theroux is a very tall, naturally ebony haired, lush and thick-haired, billionaire Oscar winner.

  24. cibo says:

    He was in NYC due to promotional work and taped “Good Morning America “few days ago, he is now back home in LA

    Rebecca Crane ‏@RebeccaKSCrane · 15h15 hours ago
    Walking through LAX, still no celeb spot…oh wait up Justin Theroux #wishidaskedforaphoto

  25. Lissanne says:

    I think he looks pretty hot here. As Crumpet pointed out, wider pants would just make him look stumpy. He’s trying to make his legs look longer; what’s wrong with that? He’s also a New Yorker, as am I. What people wear here is as much a statement of who they’re not as who they are. I think Justin is trying to project a particular kind of cool that says he is not a part of the financial/corporate world, not a hipster, doesn’t work for a start-up, etc. Which is just fine to me. (BTW, people who say he dresses like a “hipster” have no idea what that means here.)

    Obviously, I have no problem with his look. Or his comments about his wedding. His association with Uncle Terry, now that I do have a problem with.

  26. cibo says:

    As for him getting the baby question it obvious they want kids, if you are someone who doesn’t want kids and are asked about it, you don’t act cheeky. You don’t smile and take a long drink so as not to answer. THOSE are the reactions of someone who wants kids – but then i already knew this anyways since Jen told us this months ago to the Hollywood reporter that “It’s been a want. We’re doing our best.”

    definitely nobody knows why they don’t have kids yet and I believe it fertility struggles and hope they move on to other options or maybe they have and haven’t succeed yet.

    Just last week Tara Banks 41yrs, maria menounos 37yrs old, and John legends wife chrissy teigen who is only 29yrs old all came out and revealed their fertility struggles. They all said women feel ashamed to discuss this openly because it hurt badly and also feel like something is wrong with them and others also wait for to have a kid first before they open up.

    • Carmen says:

      Actions speak louder than words and if he wants kids he married the wrong person. Aniston said she and Pitt would start a family together as soon as Friends wrapped. The minute Friends wrapped, she signed to do four movies back to back. I don’t think she ever wanted kids and that’s fine. I just wish to God she’d stop bullshitting about it.

      • crtb says:

        Pleeeeze give it a rest. She said that like 15 years ago? Aren’t women suppose to be able to change their minds without having to be shamed for doing so? Maybe that is how she felt then, now she feels differently.

      • Josephina says:

        And the congregation says, “Amen.”

        Actions do speak louder than words. Just look at whom she has dated since 2005:

        Vince Vaughn
        Paul Sculfor
        Gerard Butler
        John Mayer (Biggest mistake !!!)
        Justin Theroux

        With the exception of Vaughn, all of the men are fatherless. And I am only counting men where it was acknowledged that they dated Aniston. She wasn’t serious and neither were her partners. Ten years is a long time to waste if you are serious about being a mother.

      • Carmen says:

        Oh I think she was very, very serious about John Mayer. Why else would she go crawling back to him after he publicly dumped and humiliated her?

    • freedom says:

      Or maybe he was told not to comment by Jennifer. He won’t say no as that would ruin her PR plus it’s what keeps her in the tabs.

      • Camille says:

        Good point. I think you could be right.

      • Caro says:

        @Freedom

        Bingo.

        Though I could see her doing the surrogacy thing – that way she keeps her figure, no muss no fuss, no scary risky geriatric pregnancy for her – it will be like picking up a pound puppy…she can even have his his dna alone and mix it w/some supermodel’s egg (yea I think shes that shallow/self-conscious about her looks to not want her own genes) .

    • Lou says:

      How is it obvious they want kids? Their actions prove otherwise, weeks apart & Aniston continues to drink on the regular. He has been well coached by Huvane to not end what keeps aniston in the press.
      Aniston can’t have kids forever, she is almost 47! Not that fertile now, & remember she did say adoption is not for her.

      Her fans need to give up that dream.

    • Louise177 says:

      Claiming that they want kids is laughable. Yes older women can get pregnant but reporters, tabloids, and fans act like Jennifer can get pregnant whenever she wants. She’s almost 47. There’s a very small chance of that happening. Jennifer doesn’t have fertility problem. People like Chrissy Teigen say things “not now” or “hope to in the future”. Jennifer has repeatedly given timelines like after a season, after a movie. Someone who’s having difficulty wouldn’t set themselves up for huge a disappointment.

    • Caro says:

      Watch this space. I predict their surrogate will give birth timed perfectly to coincide with her promotions of that Rom com mother’s day movie.

      I think that’s why they probably tied the knot too. Equitable parental responsibilities, no need for adoption by one party or the other ( of the surrogate baby ) if its a joint marital venture.

  27. Colette says:

    Well she will be 47 in a few months,so if she wants to be a parent she needs to look at adoption or surrogacy.There is a big difference between being 41,like Tyra and being 46.5,in terms of fertility.

  28. Harrison says:

    So arrogant, know-it-all-y AND victim-y at the same time: “Part of the fun of planning a wedding is telling everyone, which we didn’t get to do.” lol.

  29. Frosty says:

    Oh vom! He’s so pretentious!

  30. Caz says:

    Nice try Huvane. The wedding didn’t gain enough interest first time around so articles are placed now from Justin “complaining” are another attempt to get coverage?

  31. Aubrey says:

    Just finished The Leftovers today, it’s interesting that this article answers what Kevin wished for. Also The Leftovers can’t be brought up without the mention that I prefer jogging pants over skinny jeans!

  32. Lana says:

    The header picture really emphasizes how enormously long his torso is and how short his legs are. My 6 year old son has longer legs than Justin. Justin is so ugly and so dirty he always looks like he needs a good scrub with a concoction of soap, bleach and disinfectant and a brillo pad.