– Nicole Richie’s trial is going to start tomorrow! [VH1]
– Bill O’Reilly claimed lesbian gangs are taking over the country! [DListed]
– Tom Cruise wants to produce all of Katie Holmes’ upcoming movies [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Maria Menounos and Emma Watson Shopping (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Maddona wants to confuse reporters with her evil death gaze [The Blemish]
– Paul McCartney reminds us that a vegetarian diet is much better for the environment [I’m Not Obsessed]
– A super hot Bastardly lady of the day [Bastardly]
– Jennifer Garner going to workout. She can still kick ass [ICYDK]
– Mariah Carey in a bikini [The Skinny Website]
– Live Earth: Green On The Inside, Trash On The Outside? [ecorazzi]
– Michelle Williams and her daughter Matilda. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Posh Spice says she doesn’t have a diamond-encrusted vibrator, just a regular one that costs a couple hundred quid [Mocksie]
– Jillian Barberie had a baby girl [Glitterati]
– Paris (no longer banned, just actively ignored) was smoking pot almost in public again [Celebslam]
– Paris Hilton went to go see Sicko [Evil Beet]
– Sienna Miller says she loves someone, but it’s not Diddy. I’m guessing she means herself [PopSugar]
– Diddy is officially dumped [Bossip]
– Italian Beauty Maria Mazza [The Grumpiest]
– Beyonce cares about injured fans [Gabsmash]
– Brooke Hogan bikini and new boobs [Egotastic]
– ScaryJenna Jameson [CelebWarship]
– Blind items that seem to indicate one of the Simpson sisters is pregnant [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Scarlet Johansson on the set of the new Woody A;len movie [Socialite’s Life]
– Nicole Richie hasn’t told her dad she’s pregnant [Hollywood Rag]
– Why does TV suck over the summer? [Pajiba]
– Bjork wants to help Britney [Agent Bedhead]
– Hilary Swank in a bikini [yeeeah]

R.I.P Doug Marlette:

Doug Marlette was a Pulitzer-prize winning political cartoonist. I’ve e-mailed him several times asking for permission to run his cartoons on Celebitchy and he was always gracious and friendly. He died in a car crash in Mississippi this morning after his car hydroplaned and hit a tree. He was 57. www.dougmarlette.com.