Heather Mills says she isn’t done with her campaign to force the press to be nice to her. And she isn’t going about it the logical way; by doing good things and being a good person and not disgusting everyone with the way she moves her jaw like a cow chewing its cud. Heather still prefers the legal system, and forcing the press not to report on the fact that she’s an insane bitch.

Oh, and she’s going to rid the internet of all the lies about her. Because we all know how easy it is to get something unfavorable off the web.

Heather Mills has vowed to continue her high-profile battle against the British media.

The ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney has already taken legal action against a number of outlets after growing tired of reading “damaging” rumours about her personal life.

“I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago. I just thought ‘this is just a waste of time’, but recently I’ve been going through the internet, clearing up [rumours],” Mills told WENN.

“I’ve got five apologies so far from [the] British media and I’ve got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the internet so my daughter doesn’t read all the lies when she’s 12.”

Mills famously broke down in tears in a 2007 interview with GMTV, claiming that she had received “worse press than a murderer or paedophile” following her split from McCartney.

She later described her campaign as “cathartic” and thanked the public for their “amazing” support.

[From Digital Spy]

Hey Heather, just a little piece of basic internet info: once something’s on the interweb, you can never get it off. It always remains, somehow, somewhere.

During that infamous GMTV interview in 2007 Mills also said she’d considered killing herself because of how terribly the press treats her. It was blatantly manipulative, and you get the sense she’s just throwing out the worst, most dramatic threat she can think of.

This idea is novel in its simplicity, but if I ever got the chance to ask Heather Mills one question, it would be, “Have you ever thought of just being likable?” She could do away with the lawyers and the bad interviews if she just worked on her terrible personality. You can’t force people to like you.

Even if Heather wins a few more of her cases against the British press, she’ll never be happy. Sure, they won’t be able to say quite so many slanderous things, but Heather clearly wants to be liked – actually, more like adored and worshiped. And she can’t litigate her way into that. Not that she ever will be any of those things no matter what she does. But you’d think that – considering it’s obviously so important to her – she’d actually try. And the only way to accomplish that is to attempt likeability.

Or, you know, just not doing this with your face:

Heather’s mouth is shown at the Farm Sanctuary Gala 2008 at Cipriani’s Wall Street in New York last May. Images thanks to WENN.com .