The ad agency I was working with let malicious ads slip into my site. These ads for “system doctor” would take over the window and launch multiple malware pop ups. I cannot apologize enough for this, and they assure me they are working on it, that the advertisers rework the code without their knowledge, etc. I removed the ads, but it takes a while for the front page to regenerate. I was working on this for a large part of the day, plus JayBird was sick, and I’m sorry for the slow news day.

– Lohan did whippets in rehab, is doing ecstasy now that she’s on the outside [DListed]
– Pamela Anderson in a short dress (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Julianne Moore dies her hair blonde. I don’t like it! [I’m Not Obsessed]
– The cheesiest soundtrack singles of all time [Pajiba]
– Mischa Barton in Elle UK dressed ridiculously but better than she usually is [Bastardly]
– Tori Spelling and Dean shooting “Inn Love” [ICYDK]
– The final Harry Potter book is on Bit Torrent, but it’s impossible to read, don’t bother [Evil Beet]
– Kimbo Stewart’s ass flash is really quite ingenious considering that it hasn’t been done that often [Celebslam]
– Chris Benoit was taking an insane amount of steriods before his killed his wife and child [yeeeah]
– Britney and her mom were in a slap fest [The Blemish]
– Jessica Alba disses plastic surgery, conveniently forgets about her nose job [Agent Bedhead]
– Stephanie Seymour is still hot, her man is not [Hollywood Rag]
– Beyonce and Lebron James? [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Brad’s mom tells Jen Aniston he still loves her? This is a f’ing slow news week. [popbytes]
– Mel B says Eddie Murphy is hung like a peanut [Bossip]
– Gwen Stefani is suing Forever 21 for jacking her Harajaku Girls logo and designs [Gabsmash]
– Victoria Beckham tries to be a hot soccer mom, just looks silly [CelebWarship]
– Hilary Duff in Maxim [The Grumpiest]
– Will Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel go public with their puppy love? [PopSugar]
– Michael Vick, a quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, was indicted for holding dog fights on his property [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Perez vs. Gummy Bear [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Lame claymate license plates [CityRag]
– This will make my husband very happy, Olivia Wilde, the hot lesbian from The O.C. is going to become a full time cast member on House [http://www.glitteratigossip.com/glitterati/2007/07/wilde-penn-get-.html
– There’s a lot more of R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet” to come [Derek Hail]
– Bridget Moynahan is due on Friday and is still working out [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Winona Ryder said her sticky fingers didn’t hurt anybody [Socialite’s Life]
– Mandy Moore will go on tour starting in mid August [Lifeline Live]