Donnie Wahlberg on Jenny McCarthy: ‘She has the face of an angel.’

Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy did a brief Q&A video for People Magazine, that’s above. They’re promoting the third season of their reality show, Donnie Loves Jenny. It’s currently running on A&E, the channel which has brought us gems like Married at First Sight, Parking Wars and American Hoggers. As we’ve come to expect from these two, they were goofy and over the top as usual. There’s something sweet about them though, especially when you consider how delusional they are. Donnie was asked to complete the sentence “The sexiest thing about Jenny is…” and then proceeded to praise her hands (he called them man hands but she brought it up) legs, face and butt, touching her the entire time. Of course they grabbed each other’s asses and he even shook her ass around, calling it “hand twerking.” Here’s some of what they told People:

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Donnie reads: The sexiest thing about Jenny is…
The man hands, they may look manly to some, but they really feel great upon my bum. The foreleg [lifts up her leg and mimes biting it], it’s like when Fred Flinstone was eating the brontosaurus rib. Then of course the face of an angel. Look at the perfect lips, the incredibly structured chin, the angel eyes.

And then of course she’s a fan of my bum [he stands up and she grabs his butt], but I have to say this dress and this bum. [She stands up and he squeezes her butt]

Those are the sexiest things about my Jenny.

Jenny reads: The funniest headline I’ve ever read about myself was…
Donnie: One was Jenny McCarthy says Donnie Wahlberg has a perfect penis. That was a good one.

Donnie reads: One thing no one would know about Jenny is…
That aside from all the wild humor, and crazy jokes and beautiful good looks she really has the most incredible heart in the whole world and I am the man that is lucky enough to wake up to all the love and that amazing heart every single day. I know I’ve been very jokey through this whole process but she has a heart of gold and I’m a lucky man. I love you.

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Donnie was joking around, but he seems to really think that Jenny, who currently resembles an elf, looks like an angel. She’s beautiful to him. Many of us think she would be much better looking if she stopped getting crap injected into her face, but she probably doesn’t care as long as Donnie is constantly hanging all over her. Love is blind, right? These two are like if Tom Cruise in his couch jumping days was married to someone exactly like him, except they really seem to be crazy about each other instead of just crazy. What’s going to happen when the honeymoon period wears off though? Are they going to watch these interviews and cringe? They should be cringing now.

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  1. paolanqar says:

    The problem is that at some point that angel face starts talking.

  2. aims says:

    Gag. So many eyeroll moments. There’s also a plastic surgery joke in there somewhere, I just need to figure it out.

  3. Locke Lamora says:

    They are so tacky, but there’s something sweet and genuine about this whole relationship.

    • Kitten says:

      I mean…yeah, they seem well-suited for each other. But people who are so publicly extra about their relationship with all the oversharing and whatnot always make me skeptical.


      I feel like if you’re content and secure and in love you don’t shove it down people’s throat like this. Although, maybe the huge public display is all for the shameless promotion of their TV show so….eh.

      • Locke Lamora says:

        Oh, I completely agree with you. I loathe public sharing of intimate things, and PDA makes me uncomfortable. But with these two, they seem to be in love ( for the moment).

      • Wren says:

        Agreed. I’m always side eyeing the people who go over the top about their partner. But the other explanation is that they are two highly extroverted people who deeply enjoy not only their relationship but also talking about it loudly.

        Bless him if he really thinks she’s as beautiful as an angel. I really do hope he means that. Even botox elves deserve love.

      • JenniferJustice says:

        Oh no you didn’t!

      • KB says:

        I honestly think some people are too dumb for that concept.

    • Choo says:

      Their mutual desperation and trashy desire for fame and attention is genuine, that’s for sure.

      • Sabrine says:

        He’s adorable. She’s lucky to have him. They will probably last for quite a while as they seem to be so much in love.

      • Choo says:

        They’re both awful. Their constant oversharing and fame-whoring is mind-blowing.

    • Keaton says:

      lol yes that’s my feeling about them too. Tacky as hell but kinda sweet. I think they found their right match. Good for them. 🙂

  4. Dame Snarkweek says:

    Her first two faces were not bad, actually.

    • Kitten says:

      Agreed. You know how in Microsoft if your computer crashes you can “restore” the program to a prior point where it didn’t have any issues?
      Too bad Jenny can’t do that with her face.

  5. jsilly4e says:

    Anyone else find it very funny she’s against vaccines but she’s all for putting fillers and Botox in her face??

  6. Esmom says:

    Gross. And as much as I loathe her, she was facially attractive before this latest round of procedures. I can’t believe he can speak about her face while keeping his own straight, it’s so different from the face he first met.

  7. littlemissnaughty says:

    I can’t even make a joke here because they’re practically begging for it. It’s too easy. Plus, I see her angel face and want to punch it.

  8. Nancy says:

    Love is blind. Obviously

  9. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I just dislike her so much I can’t find this tacky but sweet. I just find it slightly nauseating. The face of a botoxed angel. Ok.

  10. Mia4s says:

    Well Lucifer is an angel too so…

    I kid I kid, they’re sweet…kind of.

  11. lisa says:

    im not even sure that is her. in the one pic where she is looking at him and laughing, she’s getting into wildenstein territory

    her original face was pretty

  12. kelly says:

    I was two years old when NKOTB broke up in 1994 so I obviously wasn’t there when they were really popular, but all my friends and relatives told me if they were to envision who the type of woman they were certain Donnie was going to be in a relationship with today…JM wouldn’t have been it. At all. By a LOOOOOOOOOOONG shot.

    • Erinn says:

      Yeah, I was 4 in ’94. So I’m with you on that. Everyone older than me was like in looove with NKOTB. And my mom even was just like “NO DONNIE, NO!”.

      I think those who loved them would have hoped to have seen him with someone more ‘real’. Still a pretty celebrity type, but someone who had a bit more substance and much less asshole tendencies.

    • lucy2 says:

      Get off my lawn, youngsters!
      I was prime age for NKOTB, and Donnie was never a favorite. They do seem like an odd match though.

  13. Patricia says:

    I feel like she must kind of hate how beautiful, talented and beloved her cousin Melissa is. She was known to be rude to Melissa about her weight and looks before Melissa made it big, when Jenny was still a thing.
    Now Jenny is a nobody who is only known for her uneducated stances on medical issues and her silly reality show relationship, while Melissa has respect and lots of love and a real career.

    Jenny comes off as crass and rude to me most of the time. And this relationship… are you two fourteen years old? My husband and I adore each other like crazy but guess what? We manage to control ourselves around others because nobody wants to see us slapping each other’s asses and biting each other’s legs. We wait until we are alone at least lol. Because it’s not for show its real.

    • Jane says:

      The fact is they take their PDA everywhere and seriously want attention. I attended a Chicago NKOTB concert where Jenny was there fangirling over Donnie so hard it was sick. They put the cameras on her when Donnie came up to her, and both of them made out for a couple minutes before she was followed out of Allstate Arena. They act like seriously hormonal teenagers.

      • lucy2 says:

        It’s the most attention either of them has gotten in ages. When that attention fades, it’ll be interesting to see if they are still so into each other.

    • Pinetree13 says:

      Considering how she shunned her back in the day she’s probably green over Melissa’s success. I predict a reconciliation and her begging Melissa for a part In a future movie.

  14. fluffyrabbit says:

    A plastic angel sure.

  15. jsilly4e says:

    In regards to the PDA (gross, I can handle a couple having peck on the lips or holding hands and that’s about it) maybe they are laying it on thick for the people like me that had no idea they had a reality show, let alone it’s on its third season! LOL!

    • Christin says:

      Hard to believe they have a third season, but the reality show bar is low.

      I was channel surfing on a bad weather day last year and watched an episode. They were pretty much what is conveyed in the interview — hormonal and shallow, with an ‘oh babe, I really love you’ type ending.

      • jsilly4e says:

        Yeah I’ll pass. Lol! I used to watch reality shows, The first couple of seasons of The Real World and Road Rules and he first season of the Bachelor and Bachelorette and a couple of seasons of the Biggest Loser. I guess I’m showing my age ha!!! Now HGTV’s Fuxer Upper is my only reality show.

      • LizLemonGotMarried says:

        Fixer Upper for the win! I’ll take Chip and Joanna over these two any day!

  16. Esther says:

    with Tom Cruise it was weirder because he at least had a career and star power, both of these people need every little press they can get so it makes a little more sense.

  17. Jaded says:

    Face of an angel? He needs to up his glasses prescription.

  18. KV says:

    As someone who was a Donnie fangirl back in the day, I cringe… Gross Donnie, gross…

  19. Christin says:

    Regarding how they act and view each other — It is possible that they both see the other as they were years ago. Jenny may have crushed on Donnie, and vice versa, in the 1990s. They may not ‘see’ what we do, in terms of aging and cosmetic changes.

  20. KittenFarts says:

    Gosh I hope someone loves me that much one day. To always think I look beautiful, even when I don’t.
    I’ve watched Wahlburgers before bc my mom loves it. He has a nice, normal family. She is very lucky to have him. He’s very sweet! He is pretty modest compared to Maaaark!
    She truly needs to loosen up on the ‘tox! She used to be a beauty. You’d think someone who promotes clean diet, no chemicals or vaccines would avoid a toxin being infected into her face. Very odd

  21. Who ARE these people? says:

    Face of an angel and mind of an idiot.

    • Sabrine says:

      What does it matter? He’s crazy about her. She may be ditzy but he seems to love everything that comes out of her mouth.

  22. D says:

    Donnie’s first wife, Kimberly is an Angel … lucky she divorced his cheating butt so he could shack up with this Hooker !!!

  23. Caz says:

    These two are just too exhausting for me to comment on.

  24. Bobo says:

    I wish I had a chin.

  25. whatthefudge says:

    Angel? Maybe the angel of death. Jenny is a fucking joke and Donnie becomes less attractive each day he expects HIS fans to kiss her fske plastic ass …