Kim Kardashian: ‘My butt is not that big… it’s definitely not 55 inches’

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Oh, Kim. Never change. Kim Kardashian is still sticking to posting her own exclusives to her subscription app, but all of the major media outlets subscribe to it and just post whatever she says for free. On Tuesday, Kim posted a video where she explained: “I recently Googled myself for the first time in a while, and what I saw is pretty crazy.” So she decided to make a video slamming or correcting all of the rumors. Including a rumor about the actual size of her butt, a rumor which I have never heard. Has anyone else heard, before now, that Kim’s butt measurement in 55 inches? She says it’s probably closer to 43 inches. Which is still sort of remarkable. Some highlights:

Whether she’s trying for a third child: “My husband might be trying for a third child, but I am not. So I don’t know. Maybe that’s kind of true? Maybe not really true. If it happened, it happened. But I don’t think we’re trying, so maybe it’s not true.”

Whether she & Kanye have hit a rough patch: “I’ve definitely had my fair share of, like, dramatic relationships. Honestly, this is like the most calm and it’s like, nope, we’re still together. We’re happy. There’s just nothing to really report on.”

Whether her butt ‘spans’ 55 inches: “My butt is not that big. I would say it’s about 12 inches off or something, but it’s definitely not 55 inches.”

Whether she really ignored North when North appeared to fall: “North does this thing where she, like, if people are holding her hands, she just wants to be like, ‘Swing me, carry me.’ She didn’t stumble. She was just, like, playing around. There was a picture of me, like, not looking at her. I was like, ‘Northie, come on, stop.’”

Whether she’s going to sue Kylie for copying everything about her look:
“Yes, I’m gonna sue Kylie! Just kidding. Get a life, that’s my sister. We borrow each other’s clothes. We have totally different style, but we don’t even care. Like, we don’t even argue, let alone to like sue a family member. That’s like, ridiculous.”

[From Us Weekly]

There are several instances where Kim has been documented as she ignores North while North falls or throws herself on the ground, actually. I tend to believe that North is a little dramatic (like both of her parents), so… I guess I’ll buy Kim’s version of events? Then again, I’m not constantly looking for reasons to shame mothers. As for Kim’s butt size… is it 55 inches? 43 inches? Less? More? My perspective is so skewed. It’s important to remember that she actually is pretty short. It’s also good to remember that she’s a terrible dresser and she often looks bigger than she actually is.

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PS… Kim was out with Rob and Blac Chyna yesterday. I guess we’re supposed to find that scandalous. I’m so over the Chyna-Rob thing though. They were too thirsty.

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Photos courtesy of Kim’s social media, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. magnolia says:

    I have an ass that is 48 inches…so I can respect what 55 inches actually looks like. I think she’s half right here…it’s not 55 inches but I also don’t believe that it’s “12 inches off”.

    • Tifygodess24 says:

      I’m a big booty Judy myself (sadly similar to Kim’s shape, just not as wonky and plastic but just as short) and I would bet money on it, that she’s closer to 55inches than she is saying. Especially with what she is packing at the moment.

      • MO4B says:

        She never said it was 12 inches smaller..just that it was 12 inches off.

      • Moomoo says:

        I think it is probably about 55 inches. I am 4 foot 11 and weigh 85 pounds will a 31 inch butt that fits into an American kid size 12 or adult 23 inch waist pants. I have no doubt that Kim’s butt is at least 20 inches bigger than mine. Now I want her to prove her claim!

    • Sarah(too) says:

      Unless it’s 67 inches. ;-)

    • imqrious2 says:

      Sorry Kimmode… I have 43″ hips and wear a size 12 pants. There is NO WAY you fit into the same size I do. I have visible curve from the small of my back to my butt; I cannot rest a martini glass or snack tray at the top.

  2. claire says:

    It’s weird how it’s gotten so big she’s lost the area that was the small of her back, that curve. It’s starting to creep up and become a back-butt.

  3. Birdix says:

    Honestly who cares, it is as big as it is. And kids will find so many ways to embarrass their parents–just wait until the tween years…

  4. ladyE says:

    When my daughter was that age and would throw fits in public, I often found that ignoring her was the most effective way to get her to stop.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      People are really too much when it comes to judging parents. If I see a child having a temper tantrum and the parents ignoring, I assume they have found that to be the best way to handle it. Or they are experimenting with different approaches. Or whatever – they are doing their best in an awkward situation.

      • Fee says:

        I saw the video, she wasn’t having a tantrum, Kim was on her cell, the kid was up front watching something n tripped n fell, Kim didn’t even look up or notice,especially with all cameras there, she would have grabbed her.She did it at the airport too, walking up ahead of her, North got distracted n didn’t take the turn, Kim had to return n grab her. Usually she has her nannies with her.
        The funniest is them returning from Miami, Kanye gets off plane with bag, she follows with laptop n flight attendant carried North n her cousin out to car.

    • Wren says:

      I was always summarily ignored when I threw a fit in public. Worked great. There’s a big difference between a kid falling and a kid throwing themselves down for dramatic effect.

      As for her butt, it’s……….grotesque. That’s all I’ve got.

    • Lindy79 says:

      Plus you can usually tell the ones that are ignoring as a tool to deal with it, and the ones that just don’t give a shit

  5. Wiffie says:

    It just looks so obscene and cartoon…. I can’t.

    When my eye draws it’s own line around the back where a REAL voluptuous booty would go, she has a seriously enviable figure. I think so at least. But that pair of partially blown up beach balls on her backside just ruin it all.

    • Scarlet Vixen says:

      Cartoonish is a great word for it. Sometimes when I look at pics of her I’ll put my thumb over her clown butt, and then her figure looks amazing. If she had a butt proportional to her waist, legs & boobs she’d look great. What makes it look so wierd is where it comes straight out of her relatively skinny legs. It just always looks like she crammed 2 pillows in the back of her outfit-kinda like when my mum strapped a pillow to my bum when I was learning to roller skate.

  6. Ignatius J. Reilly says:

    SHE should be sued for “like” abuse.

    • Tifygodess24 says:

      Yes!! That’s funny! I know that many times they will clean up an interview, but I enjoy that they kept it exactly how she said it. So people can see just how ridiculous she is.

  7. ReFinn says:

    Well we go from an invigorating discussion about Bey’s Lemonade…. to discussing the, like, true size of like, Kim K’s fake butt…

  8. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Well, she brought it up, or I wouldn’t talk about it, but I would say that it’s impossible for me to guess how big her bottom is without ever having seen her in person. It might just look very large in proportion to the rest of her, which I think is rather small. I’m always shocked to see a picture of her with her one of her taller sisters. But I wouldn’t be surprised if she was in the 50s.

    • Red32 says:

      She’s lying or delusional. I just looked at my own 42″ hips/butt (which I born with, unlike Kim), and no way is she 43″.

  9. me says:

    Well of course she was out with Rob and Chyna. Kim loves latching herself to whomever is getting the most attention at the moment. She is so fake, but so is the rest of the family. Rob definitely found the right girl to mix in with his family, fake ass and all. Also, does Kim ever pay attention to the way she speaks…LIKE omg LIKE really LIKE I just can’t. How old is she again?

    • swak says:

      I’m beginning to wonder how real all this drama is real and how much has been made up for the show for ratings.

      • me says:

        This family is desperate for ratings…they have a new season starting next week so expect A LOT of drama this week. But Kim is so jealous of any family member that gets more pr than her. When Bruce transitioned into Caitlyn, all of a sudden Kim was pap’d in Malibu every day…then when Lamar overdosed, Kim was seen rushing to his side, now all of a sudden she’s being pap’d with Rob? Come on now.

    • Dlo says:

      @me. Good points and so true. Kim is always the first to go running toward whomever and wherever there are cameras rolling

    • SydneySnider says:

      @me: DM had a story yesterday referencing KK and others in a research study on “vocal fry”. The researchers claimed women were now copying celebs like hers, Katy Perry’s and Britney Spears’s manner of speaking. I’ve tried to find the link, but DM has obviously removed the story now. As if anyone with half a brain would want to speak like…. The story was a bit confusing to me, as they stated these celebs have a deep tone of voice. I always thought they spoke in a higher-pitched, baby voice, unless something’s changed?

    • aurelia says:

      Rob;s only back in the family fold because with this new Black Chyna deal he all of a sudden has the potential to make some money for the koven. And he had to lose some weight. That was part of the deal. Please, my hips are 44 inches. There is no way kim’s bum is less than 55 inchs. In fact is probably more.

  10. Narak says:

    Her inches are like dog years, just multiply them by 7.

  11. ItDoesntReallyMatter says:

    Sigh, whenever I read her comments she sounds so dull and ignorant. And then I am an idiot and waste my time reading/commenting on her.

    I think it is just fascinating how someone so boring is so famous.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I find myself in the same corner. Loathe everything this empty headed walking piece of vanity stands for. Yet I click and comment. Who is the real dope here? Lol

  12. missmerry says:

    shes taking the time to ‘clear up’ rumors about herself…

    wow, we’re really getting somewhere with this waste o’ space.

    also, body-power and all, but that 2nd photo of her in white, it doesn’t even look real…I really wondering what her body-morphing will do to her as she ages…like will her back and be all messed up?

    • me says:

      Yet she still ignores all the memes and comments about her ever changing frozen face and shrinking nose.

  13. Jasmine Warfield says:

    She says “like” so much! How does a non family member take it?!

  14. McMe says:

    Serious question: Can you get a surgically enhanced butt reduced? She seems to have something covering her backside a lot now. I wonder if she’s trying to keep it covered so no one notices if/when she has it reduced.

    I know there are plenty of women with natural backsides that are of similar size as Kim’s. However, typically, the rest of their lower half is voluptuous as well. It has to be very uncomfortable for her to support the size of her rear with those tiny little legs..

  15. OriginallyBlue says:

    she says like so many times and it is almost always unnecessarily added to the sentence. Also her relationship with Kanye is the least dramatic she has ever had. Lol

  16. Kelly says:

    Every time I see her I think her fashion sense and perception of what her body looks like can not get any worse, and then something like this happens. That white outfit! It’s like the Ghostbuster’s Marshmallow Man’s girlfriend melted.

  17. JudyK says:

    From someone with a “naturally big butt,” and hers is “not that big”–excuse me…I’m having a coughing fit.

  18. Noi says:

    Chyna looks so much better without makeup and wtf is kim wearing i thought her top fell down and no one cared to tell her

    • Petee says:

      That’s her new look now.Off the shoulder with everything.I think she is trying to start a trend.Lol.Sorry Kim I don’t think it will catch on.

  19. HK9 says:

    Help me out here. So, she gets a huge butt from her local plastic surgeon, but she’s gonna make a point about how it’s not “that big”. What was the point of getting all that work done?

  20. teacakes says:

    Mine was 42 inches at its biggest, stuck out quite a bit, and I am not a tall woman – I know what big bottoms look like on short curvy girls and the one up there is WAY more than 43 inches.

  21. FingerBinger says:

    Are they trying to have another baby or not? I didn’t understand her explanation.

    • kri says:

      FingerBinger, I admit that I am completely puzzled,too. WTF was she attempting to say? That was like deciphering code or something. I think her ass fillers have leaked into her brain (which is plausible because that’s where her head is in the first place). Idiot.

      • Zip says:

        It’s actually quite simple: She heard the rumor (?) that Kanye wants another child but she is not trying for one. So, the answer is no and the rest is just blabla.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      That was beyond vague. I think she thinks they might not be.

    • Bobo says:

      She most definitely wanted us to know that Kanye can’t keep his hands off of her and they aren’t using protection. Lol

  22. Lbliss says:

    Did she put silicone in that thing or concrete? That second to last photo of her in the white pants…oh my god.

    • Petee says:

      I agree.No body shaming but that thing is huge!!

      • springingforward says:

        This does not qualify as “body shaming” for two reasons: 1. She brought up the topic herself. 2. It is fake. Probably her own fat cells, but still fake.

        That being said, it looks like she has a dumpy diaper back there.

    • MiniMe says:

      It’s gotten to the the point where she looks like an ass with a bit of person attached. Plus, why does it start AT her waist? I’m all for having a perky butt, but that’s just not anatomically correct. 😳

      As for it not being that big … maybe if she only counts what remains of her original real ass. Throw in those implants/fat transfers or whatever it is she’s done and yeah, 55″ is believable.

  23. Christin says:

    Her proportions are so skewed now that it’s hard to say what the measurement might be. I’m guessing between 43 and 55 (closer to 50, I suspect).

    Look at her in comparison to Rob, who is still a big guy. She does not look tiny by comparison (shoulders/hips).

  24. tacos and tv says:

    that last pic of her in the white pants scares me a little. I mean she has these tiny little legs and then this gigantic butt. I really don’t want to trash a woman’s body, but OH MY GAWSH! It’s horrifying.

  25. artpunk44 says:

    I believe it could be 55 inches, or at least somewhere in that general circumference vicinity.

    This is not her natural derrière, and is something she imposed as herself. Sad.

  26. Workdog says:

    Borrows her sister’s clothes? I actually believe it cuz they certainly don’t fit her. Her shape is weird…like a watermelon on toothpicks. Everything must be custom tailored..by a blindfolded seamstress. Eek!

    Don’t get me wrong….I am not a fan of body shaming. But she trades on hers and speaks to her size herself and minus shaming I guess commenting is ok.

  27. aenflex says:

    Her ass measures in a new unit of disgusting. Not just aesthetically, but socially, morally, comically. Her level of dysmorphia and distaste for her own body is pathetic. I have an immense, daily feeling of gratitude that I did not give birth to a female child simply because women like this as role models are a haunting reality.
    And seriously, how to you measure an ass, anyway? I’m 66 inches tall. So her ass is 10 inches (allegedly) shorter than I am tall? WTF?

    • Jen43 says:

      This is what has me confused. Is her ass measurement a hip/ass measurement?

    • Snowflake says:

      That’s what I’m wondering too. How do you measure it and when would you do it? I have no idea what mine is.

      • Size Does Matter says:

        I have no idea what mine is, either. Do people actually know their ass measurement? But now I’m curious.

    • NotSoSocialButterfly says:

      I wondered the same about the measurement specifics. then I thought- circumferentially multiplied by vertical curvilinear distance… yeah, way more than 55″.

  28. Susan says:

    My question is, why do the majority, oh wait. ALL the Kardashians speak as if they were in the 8th grade? “Like I don’t like have a like huge butt, like it’s small and like I am awesome like don’t you think?” Seriously, how many likes can you truly have in a sentence? Surely they have a larger vocabulary than what they demonstrate.

  29. spidey says:

    Someone give this woman a rear view mirror, she is delusional.

  30. paolanqar says:

    How many ‘likes’ can someone put in just one sentence???

  31. HeyThere! says:

    I don’t care how big her butt is. I just honestly look at the pic of her from the side and it looks so bizarre and fake….in a BAD way. I feel bad for her. Her butt wasn’t like this ever before. I’m so sick of her acting like we don’t know how to google a before and after of her!! Why not just own up to it if your butt is fake? Apparently people are getting butt implants on the daily. If that’s something you think you need, do it. But her bum was fine before! Why does it have to be the queen bum?? LOL Why not just fess up? Nobody believes her that it’s real. LOL

  32. Dlo says:

    OK, the second pic had me speechless…. Not sure what that is below the waistline, but it is the stuff of nightmares…YIKES! 👽👽😹

  33. Specialp says:

    I think I count 20 “likes”. Money apparently doesn’t by smarts, just a big fat fake ass. Make these people go away

  34. mltpsych says:

    Why is like her brother like totally checking out like his own sister’s like boobs? Ewww

  35. Akmuffin says:

    She looks like a Centar. :(

  36. One2 says:

    Her body is disproportionate. I know when you have a baby you gain weight and then it can stick in some areas but what shes done to herself is waaay to much. You can tell she doesnt like her shape beacuse she’s always hiding her butt and hips with those stupid coats.

  37. yep says:

    If there was a god, the first thing that would pop when she googled herself ..KIM KARDASHIAN IS A LIAR.
    But no.
    And that pic of her in the white outfit…holy crap. Her spanx game is strong and industrial, to contain her parasite twin on her backside.

  38. tacos and tv says:

    Also, I kinda love that Blac Chyna is wearing slippers with socks and a hoodie! Good for you, muchacha! Taking home comfort to the streets :)

  39. Dani says:

    My daughter is two months younger than North and she does the same thing. She always wants to be carried or swung when two people hold her hand, and she has this thing where she doesn’t get her way where she just throws everything on the floor and throws herself down. I ignore her when she does it and walk away. It’s typical toddler behavior.

    Also, I call BS on her sharing clothes with Kylie. In what world would DAT ASS fit in to anything Kylie owns?

  40. A says:

    Is she happy with Kanye? Maybe content with their arrangement, but she seemed more excited about every other guy she dated.

  41. Anastasia says:

    There’s nothing to report with her and Kanye because they don’t have much of a relationship. It’s a business transaction.

    Also, she sounds like a complete freaking idiot.

  42. Lizzieb says:

    Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life but her ass is about the biggest I’ve ever seen.

  43. mrsrockstar says:

    You cannot judge parenting skills based on what it looks like to you in a particular instant. Was blesses with a very good kid who did not have a prolonged tantrum stage. However once when we were out he very uncharacteristically went nuts over one of those irrational things like little kids do-he wanted the happy meal toy that was no longer available and there was no way to appease him.He then decided to lay down on the path of the incoming driveway of McDonalds. Of course I picked him up and put him right in the car. Some woman started yelling at me that I was horrible to him and I should have explained to him and let him learn from the experience. I grew up in an abusive home and never hit him but he was a danger to himself and others.Also it is not always possible to reasin with a toddler.Can’t believe I am still remembering this when he is turning 30 this year.

  44. drnotknowitall says:

    Her ass needs its own hemisphere. But here is one way to find out if she actually knows how big it is. Ask her how many inches in a foot.

    As to her ignoring her child while her child falls, that is just silly. I can’t stand K and all the Ks. But come on, look at those two examples. Please. Toddlers fall, a lot! They fall by accident. They fall for fun. They fall because they are tired. They are tiny drunk people. I’m surprised I have not seen her with a scrape on her face yet. How is that possible? There is not a single toddler I have ever met who has gone a full two years without a good red welt on their face.

    • imqrious2 says:

      Just don’t get too close or you’ll be sucked into the gravitational force and be stuck with her for all eternity! OH NOOOOOOOOOO! lol

  45. Nik says:

    I think it’s funny the people that pay their parents hard earned money and it’s all over the internet 5 minutes after she posts it

  46. vespernite says:

    Kim your ass is ridiculous! How can she look at photos like this and think “Wow I look great!” I just want to choke the vapid stupidity out of her…..and I’m a fan! ARRGHH!

  47. Asha says:

    Seems that big fat arse is now a source of embarrassment now huh, Kim? Always trying to cover it I see.

  48. Aurora says:

    Is that 2nd Picture real?

  49. Bobo says:

    Whoa @ Blac Chyna’s face. It’s like all her features were miniaturized and forced into the center of her face. Not a good look!

  50. christina says:

    Could she, like, sound any more, like, ignorant?