I can’t take any more f***ing Lohan news. For the love of God, TMZ, please let the f*** up. We get it, she got arrested, she could go to jail. Most of you are more tolerant of her than Britney or Paris, and there is some perverse pleasure in thinking she’ll spend time in jail. She was the one I wanted to ignore most though. It would be nice if Lohan would get sent away for a few months, but you know that will only make people talk about her more.

– Lohan’s court appearances for her separate DUI charges are on the same day [DListed]
– Lindsay Lohan tried to sell pictures for cash [yeeeah]
– Lindsay Lohan was chasing her personal assistant, but like the new one not the old one, when she was arrested [Evil Beet]
– Lohan back in rehab, not Promises, not Wonderland [CelebWarship]
– Kooky Hollywood Moms: Dina Lohan [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Amy Winehouse is a real addict [Drunken Stepfather]
– Heather Locklear loves s [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Olivia Wilde looking rough [Bastardly]
– Paris Hilton does some charity work [ICYDK]
– Drunk Madonna [Celebslam]
– Britney Spears wipes grease on a Chanel dress, uses it to clean up her dog poop, generally acts crazy in interview [Hollywood Rag]
– Britney Spears’ cousin Alli Sims is launching a pop career and she’s hotter and probably sings better than Britney [Just Jared]
– Jennifer Garner’s panties [The Blemish]
– Matt Dillon thinks people want to take his picture [Agent Bedhead]
– Greek shipping families work together to eliminate the threat to their young men that is Paris Hilton [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Lauryn Hill still crazy [Bossip]
– Drew Carey to replace Bob Barker on Price is Right [Gabsmash]
– Jolie-Pitts leave France [PopSugar]
– [CityRag]
– “Damages” premieres tonight on FX [Glitterati]
– Lisa Bonet had a baby girl [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Diddy acts the victim to try and come up with new material [Socialite’s Life]
– [Lifeline Live]