How many necklaces does Johnny Depp need to simply go out to dinner?


Here are some photos of Johnny Depp out last night in LA. He was having dinner with his kids at Ago, an Italian restaurant. I know there are a lot of reasons to hate/dislike Depp these days, but since I’m a superficial person, can we just talk about his ridiculous styling for a second? The jacket is bad enough – and truly, it is an eyesore – but how many g—damn necklaces does Johnny need to wear? I tried counting them and I couldn’t even figure it out. He’s wearing more than a dozen necklaces at once PLUS BABY SCARVES. Also, on a superficial level… he’s lost weight in the past month, lending credence to the idea that he was on private island to dry out (and de-bloat).

Anyway, Depp has been back in LA since last weekend. He went to the Comedy Store last Saturday, and this week he stopped by a radio station to give an interview about music and The Hollywood Vampires. He did not get any questions about Amber Heard or the divorce or how he’s allegedly an abusive monster. You can hear the interview here. Who cares?

What else? Depp sold two of his Basquiat paintings at a Christie’s auction last night. The two paintings (“Pork” and “Self-Portrait”) went for $4,745,258 and $6,838,538. The paintings were estimated to go for $4.8 million total, so Depp really got a major profit.

There’s also this weird story about Kate Moss. I remember hearing that Depp had several dresses made for Moss over the course of their relationship, and Moss kept those dresses, perhaps in her archives. So, Kate has a small role in Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie, and she wore one of those Depp dresses in the film, only she gave the dress to the costume designers and they just copied it. This story is being called “a subtle dig” at Depp. How is that a dig though? If anything, I think it says that Moss cared enough to save those dresses.



Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. BooBooLaRue says:

    Like an optical illusion, I wish I could close my eyes and make him go away.

  2. Helena says:

    Wow, he actually looks good here.

    • FingerBinger says:

      I don’t think so. He does look like he showered.

      • imqrious2 says:

        He also got that god-awful haircut, so it doesn’t look like a full-blown oily mess dripping around his face. Still repulsive though…*shudder*

    • Emma - The JP Lover says:

      @Helena, who wrote: “Wow, he actually looks good here.”

      I was just thinking the same thing.

    • annaloo. says:

      It looks like he’s maybe sobering up a bit and someone got him in a bathtub?

      Not sure, but I can’t look away from that ashy elbow on the right in one of those pics. Ew, man! Lotion!

    • Sarah says:

      He does, looking vastly better from two weeks ago. Very superficial observation, but if this is the 2 week result of no alcohol (de-bloated) i can 100% relate and it’s so annoying, forever jealous of my girlfriends who can drink without the worry of facial bloat the next day

    • Tate says:

      What a difference a month and some de-bloating makes. I wonder if he has done anything with those nasty looking teeth.

    • JenniferJustice says:

      What?! You think he looks good? I was just going to ask why he’s wearing Paul Bunyan’s prep school jacket. Two or more of us could fit in that thing with him. And yes, the many necklaces – funny. I keep hearing that old tootsi pop commercial with the owl asking how many licks does it take to get to the center? How many necklaces does it take to dress Johnny?

      • Erinn says:

        Yeah I don’t think he looks good at all. He just looks ‘better’ than he did a month ago.

      • Noname says:

        Compared to what he looked like about a month ago? He looks 110% better.

    • Elisa the I. says:

      yep, he looks much better! He obviously lost weight, got a tan and he stopped dyeing his hair (you can see the grey on the sides). big improvement looks-wise.

      • JenYfromTheBlok says:

        I can see he’s lost weight, but would look sallow if it weren’t’ for the tan. I’m feeling Keith Richard’s vibes, like JD still has no personality of his own.

      • Shockadelica81 says:

        Actually that’s not grey hair that’s just his scalp. It a different color than his face because of the tan.In the video you can see the scalp better.

    • Samtha says:

      I wouldn’t go so far as “good,” but he definitely looks better than he did.

      • I thought the same thing. The hair is working natural. Men always look better when they leave their haircolor the hell alone, IMO. But then, I’m biased, being a no0dye gal myself.

    • Chinoiserie says:

      I definitely think he looks good, he has always dressed strange but he looks well.

    • Frida says:

      Maybe not “good”, just that he switched from booze to coke.

    • Birdy says:

      you need glasses! he looks awful and the necklace’s I cant ugh

    • Carol says:

      He looks better than a few months ago when he could have been used in the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade. But I think he is starting to get a Mickey Rourke vibe here. That’s not a good thing.

    • Seraphina says:

      I agree. Maybe he’s cleaning up his act and trying To get clean. Sometimes you have to reach rock bottom before you see the light

  3. MrsBPitt says:

    How many necklaces does Johnny Depp need to simply go out to dinner? How many grains of sand on the beach? How many stars in the sky? He is an idiot!!!!!

  4. mila says:

    he looks better. as for his styling, it was always weird. BTW is was a dinner in honor of his late mother.

  5. Size Does Matter says:

    Losing the bloated doughy white pallor doesn’t help, Johnny. We still know you’re rotten on the inside.

    • Lady D says:

      Yes. His facade does not fool many of us.

    • Shockadelica81 says:

      He’s the typical addict who thinks he can control his abuse if he just doesn’t do it as much.And he’s about to go back out on the road Friday.Which means…🔙🔛

  6. Pandora says:

    It was a celebration of his dead mother, according to TMZ.

  7. Megan says:

    His “look” screams mid-life crisis. He may be going for 20-something hipster, but all I am seeing is a jackass.

  8. Eleonor says:

    I’d kill to see Kate Moss archive… sigh…she probably made a copy because she feared to ruin the dress.

  9. Willa says:

    How many necklaces you ask? How many you got?!

  10. Toot says:

    Nice spray tan Johnny. Wasn’t he looking like death warmed over not too long ago?

  11. Sally Vaughn says:

    Wow! He looks great! I’ll buy him another necklace!

  12. Shutterbug99 says:

    He looks so much better here than he did on stage a few weeks back, where he looked an awful fright. His cheekbones have even made a reappearance! He really needs to work on his wardrobe, though.

  13. Rooky says:

    Actually no, i dont think we can talk about his appearance and let depp or anyone else forget that there is an abuse issue going on and that this issue is not solved yet. I find it a very strange timing of you to be worried about his styling.

    • JenniferJustice says:

      Sixer said it best up thread – so he lost some bloat. We still know he’s rotten on the inside.

    • Chinoiserie says:

      I really doubt there is no abuse going on at the moment, who is he abusing.

    • marymoon says:

      ITA, Rooky.
      Very surprised to see that this is the ‘news’ and headline about Depp.

    • Shockadelica81 says:

      Yep, he’s looked like this off and on whole with Amber anyway! But always goes back to looking bloaty/drunk/high in no time😂😂

  14. Amy says:

    I feel like Kate still loves him.

  15. Coconut says:

    He probably got tan on the island.

  16. meme says:

    I wonder how long it takes him to decide which accessories he’s going to pile on for whatever event he’s going to.

    • Twinky says:

      I wonder the same thing. Like, does he sleep in all of that? Because that would be horribly uncomfortable, I would think. But if he doesn’t sleep in them, then can you imagine the laborious ritualistic process of putting all of those dangly bits and scarves and what-all each morning? Because I just can’t with that!

      • AngelaH says:

        I think all the crap just gets thrown in a treasure chest and whatever comes out all tangled together, that’s what he wears!

  17. Talie says:

    Selling the paintings tells me that he is going to settle with her.

    • Bashful says:

      The timing of the Basquiat auction and the Heard/Depp divorce is just a coincidence. It takes months if not more to put together an art auction if this magnitude.
      That being said perhaps he did have the foresight to re-appraise and set up the auction for a payout, which would put the demise of this unholy Union around the attempted suffocation.

      • Dlo says:

        Great point Bashful. He may have figured that time he went to far and wanted cash on hand just in case he couldn’t smooze her to come back.

  18. GingerCrunch says:

    Baby Scarves! 😏

  19. Giddy says:

    If he falls asleep in his necklaces he could strangle.

  20. Anna says:

    I think our cause in supporting DV victims is lost with the petty scorn placed on appearance. Are we children?

    • Dlo says:

      Nope he is still ugly and mean on the inside, just with lots and lots of necklaces and Baby scarves. He can lose the bloat, take a bath, put on a spray tan and jacket 4 sizes too big and he is still an ugly human being on the inside

      • Amy says:

        But Amber never said he’s an ugly human being on the inside. She said he was nice and gentle, etc. when sober and only abused her when under the influence. Being ugly and mean on the inside is being an all around a-hole, which he clearly isn’t. I’ve never heard a bad word from anyone who met/worked with him.

      • Lady D says:

        So he can be a professional on the job. Doesn’t mean he acts the same way at home, or under the influence.

      • Shockadelica81 says:


  21. Is that food droppiings on his lapel?

  22. KikiGee says:

    I agree he looks better, but if he gets ‘hot’ again and everyonr forgives him cos he’s a good looking sleb, I think I’ll add it to my list of reasons to become a hermit.

  23. Shockadelica81 says:

    Obviously he looks less bloaty and probably did his own at home rehab. Which is to not booze or snort as much,and then he thinks he’s fine🙄🙄🙄 But his weight loss might be from the stress of losing his mother/being an addicted wife beater.Amber’s lost weight too because of the stress of what she’s been going through publicly

    • Mary says:

      Sorry but Amber is the one who turned the whole thing into a media circus,from selling her abuse pics to people mag,to calling the paparazzi

      • Shockadelica81 says:

        Sure🙄🙄 But Depp’s buddy/idiot STANKhope writing an article claiming she blackmailed him is okay? The reason why she did that was because she wasn’t being believed! I don’t blame her. And I’m sure she has way more evidence than what we’ve seen in people mag so far.

      • Mary says:

        If she has more evidence she should just file a police report and be done with it.I bet he has many things to show at court too.

      • Shockadelica81 says:

        Please Mary you Depp stalker! What evidence does he have to show? TMZ and Harvey would’ve broken that story by now. He still hasn’t even formally denied a dam thing🤔

  24. Andrea says:

    He looks great these days!

  25. mmm says:

    The Kate Moss thing is said is a dig because she gets killed in that dress and the dress is destroyed i think

    • Mary says:

      No.First,this movie happened before the allegations started so they are not related by any meaning.Second,according to the original source she didn’t chose it because she would be killed,she chose it regardless when she was asked if she had a special dress she liked etc.And keeping the dress that your boyfriend gifted to you 20 years ago is anything but a dig.Kate has spoken with words full of respect and love for Johnny over the years.Their relationship was crazy but not abusive.

      • Shockadelica81 says:

        Trashing a hotel room with your scared girlfriend in it isn’t part of domestic violence? It’s not physical but emotional for sure. And that hotel trashing was only found out because it happened in a public place. We don’t know what his behavior was like behind closed doors.

      • Soraya says:

        Didn’t Kate trash that hotel room with him?

      • Mary says:

        Kate was found uninjured so it’s not DV if he didn’t touch her.

      • LAK says:

        Mary, DV isn’t just about touching someone. A person so ragey that they are trashing a room with you in it is really scary. You don’t know if you will be next.

        Or if they’ll throw something at you and hurt you with said inanimate object.

        Then there is emotional, verbal abuse.

        DV isn’t always about directly hitting/touching the victim.

        Infact the other type of DV is much worse and much more insidioys since the victim’s spirit is broken in the process and that is psychologically much harder to deal recover than broken bones.

      • Bashful says:

        It bears repeating: Johnny may have never abused any of his past girlfriends, that fact does not negate the possibility (I use the word possibility because I am not omnipotent) that he routinely verbally/physically abused his current wife.

        Personal story: I had a a tumultuous relationship were this boyfriend would slap the crap out of me because who knows why. Nearly a decade later he dated an acquaintance of mine. He confessed his abusive behaviour of me to her. She came to me and asked me if it was true. She couldn’t imagine this kind, generous, socially aware activist had slapped a 17 year old around for giggles. I told her the truth. It happened. She was so shocked. It took her awhile to process, she eventually left him.

        Until I moved away every other year or so a new girlfriend would crop up and interrogate me. These girls were all looking for how it was my fault he hit me. As far as I know I am his only victim.

  26. Northernlala says:

    It’s like staring at a lightbulb too long!
    He’s lost all respect just by staying silent and letting his douchebag friends speak for him. Just because he was a great guy in the past, a great dad, husband, doesn’t mean the drug addled drunk he physically appears to be now didn’t treat his soon to be ex like crap- addiction tends to do that.

  27. silliness says:

    It looks to me that his team has him back and on a redeeming tour, looking less bloated, out for that dinner to celebrate his mom, his kids in attendance, and less coked out so people can forget he was beating on his wife this whole time.

    • Shockadelica81 says:

      But now he’s back on the road with his band so let’s see how bloaty/high/drunk he gets again.

      • silliness says:

        There’s a high chance that he will, but I’m also thinking his PR team has warned him to be very cautious of how he appears in public until this thing boils over.

  28. Tessa says:

    Do you remember that talking heads video with the massive jacket?