Hugh Jackman named his penis ‘James Roger’

Why is it that the name “James Roger” suddenly seems so unbelievably sexy? Oh, that’s right – because that’s the name Hugh Jackman gave his wang. James Roger is a pretty formal name for a penis, although Roger could be either a middle name (as in Hugh’s wang’s formal name is James Roger Jackman, or Jimmy Jackman, to friends), or Roger could be the wang’s last name, as in Jimmy Roger the Dodger.

Hugh’s wang is pretty famous – to the point where his penis becomes an inside joke for directors and crews. For X-Men: Origins, apparently Hugh Jackman was naked so much, the director had a lot of extra footage of Hugh’s Jimmy Jackman. I had no idea Hugh was naked so much in the film, but perhaps that’s why the movie took in more than $80 million this weekend? Makes sense. Anyway, the director gathered up all of the Roger the Dodger footage and gave it to Hugh… as in, the director put Hugh’s d*ck in a bag.

Aussie movie hunk Hugh Jackman has revealed his nickname for his wedding tackle is “old James Roger”.

The X-Men Origins: Wolverine star explained he strips off in a tank for the new film, though cinemagoers don’t see his private parts.

Hugh said: “It’s a PG-rated movie so old James Roger down there wasn’t going to be seen on the big screen.”

The actor also told how director Gavin Hood had personally handed him footage showing his willy after it was cut from the film’s final version.

Hugh, 40, revealed: “He said, ‘There you go, mate — I’ve put it in a bag.”

From The Sun

Men naming their wangs is no big deal – most men have a formal name or a nickname for their bits and pieces. There’s the unoriginal “Little Buddy”, or, as I was just watching some Arrested Development DVDs this weekend, perhaps “Charlie Brown” or “Linus”. I had a friend who named his junk “Little Roy” – and my friend’s name wasn’t Roy (I think it was from an Owen Wilson movie). I had another friend who just took to calling his penis “The Brain”, which was both apt and funny. I applaud Hugh for his wang’s formal name, and I hope that one day I can be introduced personally to James Roger.

Hugh Jackman is shown on 4/30/09 outside the Daily Show and on 4/28/09 at the premiere of X Men Origins: Wolverine. Credit: Juan Rico/ Fame Pictures

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  1. Megan says:

    I really don’t find him attractive, except as Wolverine. And any man that names his penis is a bit of a douche, in my opinion.

  2. j. ferber says:

    I’d never seen Hugh’s appeal until I saw your header picture. Didn’t need to read the article. Whatever he names his penis is fine by me. What a beautiful face.

  3. ash says:

    And you know the name sounds even sexier when he says it in his Aussie accent. WEW.

  4. Because I Say So says:

    Hmm. I think I could’ve gone without that knowledge

  5. flourpot says:

    Lets hope his little James is orphaned soon. I, for one, would happy to give him a nice home.

  6. georgiagrl says:

    Get in line behind me flourpot!
    Does anyone else think his wife looks like his Mother?

  7. ferdis says:

    Yes, georgiagrl, she is a bit older…but his assistant isnt!

  8. Dorothy says:

    I would like to have a personal conversation with James Roger!

  9. Canuck says:

    Probably the long version of Jr. (Junior) no pun intended ;)

  10. Ria says:

    C’mere, Jamie- I got someone for you to meet…… Lil Sallie Mae……

  11. andy says:

    who finds out these things?

  12. Patty says:

    I love James Roger!

  13. Cinderella says:

    He looks damn good in that photo.

  14. K McFarlane says:

    Oh please. It’s just a slang expression for a penis, not a “name”.

  15. jayem says:

    Wow, he looks incredible in the header picture. All kinds of sex on a stick!

  16. LondonParis says:

    K McFarlane:
    “dick” etc. is a slang expression for penis.

    James Roger is a specific NAME for HIS penis.

    As in, “Hugh Jackman named his dick James Roger.”

  17. czarina says:

    LondonParis–actually, many men used to use the term “John Henry” when referring to their penis (it was not a “name”, it was a semi-polite reference–it is only today that people are boorish enough to refer to a man’s penis as his “dick” and consider that an acceptable way to refer to it in public).
    I believe Hugh Jackman was using the term James Roger in a similar fashion.

  18. enchantress says:

    Oh, what I wouldn’t give to get my hands on that out-take reel…..

  19. SixxKitty says:

    So whos with me to scout arround the editing room for loose off cuts of that reel?

  20. SixxKitty says:

    Also, i can remember when it was “Who’s this whipper-snapper with Deborra-Lee Furness?” She was the famous one and he was her “toy-Boy”. Damn she is a good actress,but that is also lost these days…

  21. Alison says:

    I agree with those who think that James Roger is just funny slang and not Hugh Jackman’s actual name for his wiener.

  22. ms adamantia claus says:

    Oh No – me first, I call older women first, I dont have as much time left so I should get to meet James Roger on that basis.
    My goodness what a man.

  23. rbsesq says:

    If you have not already rushed out to see Wolverine …

    You may not get to see his James Roger, but you do get to see his very nice bum. It’s funny that I saw this post considering that after that scene, I wondered if Hugh had stripped down or if they’d used a body double. I should have known Hugh would do his own ass work. Really, why wouldn’t he?

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