There’s ‘absolutely no way’ Tom Hiddleston will be James Bond, UK author says

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Chances are pretty good that your father, perhaps even your grandfather, read a Frederick Forsyth novel at some point. Forsyth wrote such spy classics as The Odessa File, The Day of the Jackal, The Dogs of War and more. He’s 77 years old and still writing. He’s also pretty well-connected, apparently. Forsyth claims, in a new interview, that he got a hot tip from Barbara Broccoli, the producer of the James Bond films and co-owner of the Bond franchise. It’s often said that Barbara Broccoli chooses the new James Bonds, and it’s widely believed that she’s quietly interviewing new candidates for Bond as we speak. Well, Forsyth’s hot tip is that Tom Hiddleston is never, ever going to get it.

Tom Hiddleston is out of the running to be the next James Bond, according to spy thriller writer Frederick Forsyth. The Night Manager actor had at one point been bookmakers’ favourite to succeed Daniel Craig as 007. But he has dropped to fourth in the race, behind Poldark’s Aidan Turner, American Hustle’s Jack Huston and Granchester’s James Norton.

Now 77-year-old Forsyth, author of best-selling thriller The Day Of The Jackal, claims that an anonymous source told him there was “no way” Hiddleston would ever be handed the role. He told the Mail on Sunday: “I got a tip the other day which I’ll share with you. I understand (Bond producer) Barbara Broccoli is absolutely no way going to pick Tom Hiddleston. No. Way.”

The author added that he could never see a female in the role either.

“A Janie Bond? I don’t think so. I’m going to be sexist here, I don’t think it has the credibility. The public are die-stamped with the idea that Wexford is a fella; Morse is a fella; Lewis is a fella. There is Vera, but the others…Rosemary and Thyme? I just can’t believe them. They simply don’t convince.”

[From The Daily Mail]

Of course this won’t put the speculation to rest. The speculation won’t end until a new Bond is announced, and when that time comes, the stories will be about why certain other candidates didn’t get the gig. I’ve said all along that Hiddleston-as-Bond is a pipe dream cooked up by rabid Dragonflies, so it wouldn’t surprise me at all if Forsyth is telling the truth and he did hear a hot tip from the Bond camp. It also wouldn’t surprise me to learn that Barbara Broccoli has zero interest in hiring a woman to play Bond. Even if Tom did have an outside chance of even making the Bond shortlist, the Tiddlebanging ended it.

Also: more bad news for Hiddles, perhaps. The Guardian had a fascinating column about how Britain has already reached Peak Posh and maybe the tide is turning towards a revival of celebrating actors and artists with more working-class roots. As in, maybe someone more working-class would be chosen for James Bond, perhaps? Is Aidan Turner working class?

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  1. Bonzo says:

    Can I click my heels three times and make it be true??

    Norton or Turner, pretty please.

    • Secret squirrel says:

      Can I put my two cents worth in and say nobody for Bond. Let the franchise rest for criminy’s sake. Even the actors can see it needs to be on hiatus for a decade.

      • Lilacflowers says:

        @Secret Squirrel, I very much agree. Give it a rest for a decade. Also, no matter what he has said, Daniel Craig still has one more film on his contract. Broccoli has not released him from that obligation

      • Bonzo says:

        I haven’t watched a Bond film since Casino Royale; I just want the Hiddles Bond talk to stop. He’s not right for the role.

    • LAK says:

      My boo James Norton is not working class though he likes to pretend he is.

      • Sixer says:

        Your boo James Norton also went on record to say that he is unfairly disadvantaged as a poshie. Tsk. So, much as I think he is a fabulous actor, he’s in my eff right off division.

        Translation: I’m letting you have him, LAK!

      • LAK says:

        I like to pretend i never saw that.

        And i will pretend you didn’t remind me.

      • Sixer says:

        I KNEW you’d say that. You’re lost, woman.

        I am pure.

        I binned The Bloke for playing polo with royals.

        I win!

      • Rocío says:

        There’s something creepy about James Norton…like an English Dennis Reynolds…

      • Lilacflowers says:

        *pours a glass of sangria to enjoy while watching LAK and Sixer toss James Norton around*

      • Ji-yun says:

        How can he go incognito? He looks like the poshest bloke that ever poshed! Even when they grimed him all the way down on Happy Valley, which I thought he was ace in, there were a few times where he looked a bit Rich Boy on Gap Year!

      • LAK says:

        Ricio….how dare you?! LOL my boo is the bestest most boo-est boo that ever lived.

        Sixer: The Bloke is a foot shorter than i am. Was never ever going to happen ( do i get points for using TS lyrics?). I like a bloke to be able to look in my eyes levelly, not my bosom!😊

        Therefore we are still well matched.

      • Ji-yun says:

        @Rocio I think it’s the lack of eyebrows.

        I do think he’d be a good Bond, tho.

      • mom2two says:

        I thought he was good in Lady Chatterley’s Lover (perfectly cast as Sir Clifford Chatterley) but not so good in War and Peace.

        I don’t think Norton would make a great Bond at all. Bond villain, much like Hiddleston, might be better for him.

        I’ll throw a name out there that I think would make a good Bond but might be too young right now: Richard Madden.

      • Sixer says:

        Lilac – I tossed Norton in LAK’S general direction ages ago, honest (pun intended).

        LAK – probably just as well I binned The Bloke then, really. Cos with the best will in the world, I haven’t the bosom to nestle your face in.

        All – I think Norton could be Bond. He has the poshie credentials and he can do ruthless (Happy Valley). LEGS could be a villain because he is so effete/camp. Norton isn’t that. When he’s played vulnerable, he’s done it as tortured rather than, say, LEGS whose Loki villain is as camp as a row of tents.

      • LAK says:

        Sixer: don’t worry about your lack of a bosom. I don’t have one too. Was terribly conscious of my lack as a teen, but now i do not give a toss.

        That said, i still want a guy who is tall enough to look me in the eyes without neck strain and sadly The Bloke isn’t such a guy.

      • Lilacflowers says:

        I have ample enough bosom for all of us but I’m short. And I was never into The Bloke. Enjoy his work but just not into him. Except when he’s hugging a dog.

      • Spiderpig says:

        I partied with him at a theatre bash a few months ago (don’t worry LAK I only borrowed him for the evening) and he’s a bloody nice chap, and can hold his booze, which is more than I can say for some of his peers, naming no names.

        Holy run on sentence Batman!!

    • Rascalito says:

      I like Tom in a way, but was horrified to think he might become James Bond. It just doesn’t suit him at all for some reason. I’m still hoping for my first choice: *chanting*… Idris Elba… Idris Elba… Idris Elba! :))

  2. Rinakaterina says:

    Aidan was hot as a hobbit, so I believe he is perfect for the role. Plus he’s Irish, I wish he could keep the accent too!!

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      I just watched the behind the scenes interviews for And Then There Were None. Good God, that man is hot.

      • Bonzo says:

        Yeah, that was the show in which I truly understood Turner’s appeal.

      • Dlo says:

        Is that Agatha Christie’s And Then there were none? Is this a theatre movie, TV movie? Love that book!

      • Miss Jupitero says:

        It’s a BBC series, available on iTunes. It’s amazing.

      • Bonzo says:

        I watched it on the BBC via my proxy server and I concur it was great. I wish Netflix would get on the ball and bring over more of the popular BBC fare I’ve seen this year, being as they’re going to shut us proxy users out as of September. They need to add Trapped & Dickensian to the roster.

        So Sixer, no more recommendations from Auntie Beeb… only ITV & Walter Presents.

      • Sixer says:

        Bonzo – I think the VPN providers will come up with work-arounds. Just keep an eye on the various forums. BTW – I just managed to watch the last episode of Brief Encounters. I loved that little show and at least that was ITV!

      • Bonzo says:

        Sixer, they’re saying we have to have a TV licence to use the iPlayer. I presumed they’d require an account number/code that proves this?

        I enjoyed the last episode of Brief Encounters last night as I’m waiting for women’s gymnastics to start up today. Russell arriving to model his willy warmer had me cackling with glee!!

      • A. Key says:

        Yep, after that show I too realized he’d make a great Bond

      • Sixer says:

        Bonzo – no. Two things are happening domestically in September: you need a licence to watch iPlayer when you didn’t previously; some old iPlayer apps will stop working on older TVs and set top boxes. Neither of these will affect you – licence compliance is basically done by checking which households don’t have licences and writing threatening letters/knocking on your door/peering through your window until you cough up. No codes or licence numbers required.

        But they are also trying to cut down on foreign sneakers like you by banning some VPNs. I thought that’s what you were talking about. But they’ll always be one step behind with that, I predict.

        All in all: you’ll probably be safe.

      • Bonzo says:

        Sixer, good to know. I was worried because Netflix has cracked down on foreign VPNs this summer and I can’t use my unblocker and watch any Netflix shows, domestic or foreign. Not a problem for me since it’s only one laptop that I use it on, but it shows they were serious about keeping foreigners from watching the full catalog. I was afraid the BBC had the same thing planned next month.

        ETA: I saw this and based on our previous convos on the subject, thought you’d enjoy it too:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL6YxDLuEsji5xwAoP6sEwKujhlljMVDzn&v=jBVpgyIXllw

    • ElleBee says:

      If we’re going Irish can I toss a few names into the pool
      1. James McAvoy (I think he might be Scottish but he can still work can’t he?)
      2. Jonathan Rhys Meyer (Sober)
      3. Colin Farrell (he cleans up nicely when necessary, ok maybe not)

      • Sixer says:

        Um… McAvoy is Scottish. Rhys Meyers has addiction problems and Broccoli wouldn’t touch him with a bargepole.

      • BTownGirl says:

        Ohhhhh JRM would be amazing and now I have to go rewatch The Tudors. I hold out hope he will get it together. In any event, Morse spent umpteen seasons scamming drinks off Lewis and no one raised an eyebrow!

      • Heat says:

        I like the idea of James McAvoy! He is Scottish, but so is Sean Connery!
        JRM is a bit too smarmy, in my opinion.
        I’ll give a ‘maybe’ on Colin Farrell.

        What about Fassbender? He’d be a delicious Bond.

    • Kate says:

      Aidan is just hot.

  3. CornyBlue says:

    Please lord let it be Luke Pasqualino. Or Jack o Connel .

  4. Luca76 says:

    I don’t think he was ever going to be James Bond. He’d basically said that himself several times, and it would be awful casting. I have no interest in anyone but Idris in the role so since that’s not going to happen I really wish they would just stop talking about it.

    • Jegede says:

      I hope Idris stays the heck AWAY.

      Bond as a career maker is a poisoned chalice.

      Sean Connery is the only Bond that did well out of it.

    • lilacflowers says:

      He has said multiple times that he was not up for it.

      Also Forsyth doesn’t actually say his tip was from Barbara Broccoli. But he does get through his low opinion of the abilities of women loud and clear.

    • sanders says:

      he forgot to say – “I’m going to be racist here, I don’t think it has the credibility. Morse is a white fella, Lewis is a white fella, a black fella like Luther…just can’t believe him!”

  5. Lara K says:

    Posh or not, what did Hiddles in was the parade of vomitous PDA’s capped by that tank top and the paper undies.

    Bond is not about class, he’s about effortless raw sex appeal. Hiddles is now just kind of icky.

    • PGrant's Girl says:

      Yeah, I actually think Hiddles had a chance (maybe it was a very long shot, but still a chance) until the Tiddlebanging happened. Now … no. I’d still *love* to see Idris as Bond, but sadly that will only be happening in my dreams. 😢

    • Evie says:

      @Lara K: Co-signing +1000%. My eyes are stinging, still!

    • Pinky says:

      That man needed a slip under his underwear. Gross.

      –TheRealPinky

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      He used to have some mystery and came across as intelligent and genuine. He blew that a long time ago actually. Too bad. He has tumbled headfirst into grandpa knickers icky, and I doubt that anything is going to rescue him.

    • Jayna says:

      You hit the nail on the head.

  6. shelly says:

    I’d love them to completely flummox the media by hiring Johnny Lee Miller or Mark Strong (my favourite baldy crush) to play Bond.

    Never going to happen though.

    • Deanna says:

      Either option sounds fantastic!

    • Kate says:

      Oh my god Mark Strong. YES.

      • Izzy says:

        Co-sign this x1000. Can we start a petition?

      • Spiderpig says:

        His View from the Bridge at the Young Vic was one of the most intense theatre experiences I’ve ever had.

        I think he is too good for Bond.

    • Evie says:

      @shelly Mark Strong is 100 different ways of sexy + he’s got that marvelous voice…

    • Guesto says:

      Mark Strong, like Idris, is way too good for Bond.

      • Clucky says:

        The same Mark Strong who hid out in an elephant’s womb and was hit in the face repeatedly with an elephant’s penis resulting in his being completely covered in elephant ejaculate is too good for Bond?

    • Brandy says:

      I completely agree with you. I feel like it’s Mark Strong. Every time Bond comes up, I keep zipping back to the Jaguar (“Jag-you-are”) ads with Hiddles and Mark Strong and adorable youngster what’s his face. I totally think Mark Strong is the guy. Jawline? Check. Devastating gaze? Check. Physicality? Check.

      All the boys rumored to be in the running with the exception of James Norton look far too young to pull it off. We need younger than Craig and just as formidable. I’m not sure skewing THAT young is going to carry the water.

      I want Idris, and that’s all there is to it. He would be so perfect.

    • ElleBee says:

      Mark strong is sexy but I prefer him as a villain. He’s soooooo good at being bad

  7. Jem says:

    James Norton!!!! He’d be brilliant!

  8. Squiggisbig says:

    I think that under Wig-snatching law now Kim K should ascend to the Bond throne

  9. Skyblue says:

    My dad probably hasn’t read Frederick Forsyth but I have! I love The Odessa File.

  10. Fedfan says:

    Aidan Turner isn’t posh. I feel like both he and James Norton are too good for Bond but who can turn down the exposure that role would bring?

    • Betti says:

      Morton doesn’t have that masculinity that is the essence of Bond. Turner yes, jack Huston is also a good choice.

      • Fedfan says:

        Have you seen Norton in Happy Valley? A totally different character to Bond but I think he can definitely portray that masculinity. I still think he’s better than being pigeonholed as 007 though.

    • Lurker says:

      He definitely isn’t posh, but I want wouldn’t call him working-class either. The Irish don’t have such a clear cut, entrenched class system as the Brits. He’s from a normal Irish family, I believe, but I don’t know what the British would call that. Probably working class? Even though it isn’t really?

      Anyway, I think he’d be a great Bond. When is Poldark coming back?

      • Miss S says:

        Aidan Turner’s dad was/is an electrician and he used to help he dad when younger. Isn’t that “working class”? I don’t know much about him, but in a recent interview he talked about his roots and there was nothing posh about it. He studied acting in Ireland too.

      • Fedfan says:

        I’m from Dublin. You’re right, he is just from a normal Irish family and not posh at all. I guess you could probably call him lower middle class but it’s hard because I don’t know if anyone in Ireland could agree on what the Irish middle class is!

    • defaultgirl says:

      James Norton or Aiden Turner are both YUMMY. They could grow and mature YES!!! EITHER ONE PLEASE😊

  11. pikawho? says:

    I want a young Bond, a female Bond, or Idris Elba (with at least 1 nude scene). Creepy, fame thirsty dudes with tragic hairlines need not not apply.

  12. Mandy says:

    I cannot believe this guy came after Rosemary and Thyme. Words cannot express my bad feelings about his statement. I simply disagree. A lot.

    For me, I’d love to see James Norton. But I wouldn’t mind a more working class guy. Where are all the Richard Burton type men?!

    • Tina says:

      @Mandy, good question. The good Welsh actors like Michael Sheen and Matthew Rhys are in America. I think there will only ever be one Richard Burton, though.

    • spidey says:

      @ Mandy “I cannot believe this guy came after Rosemary and Thyme

      Sorry can you explain that?

      • Mata says:

        Just in case Mandy doesn’t see this, I’ll explain what I think she meant. Rosemary and Thyme is a show about two middle aged, female gardeners, who stumble onto murders and solve them within an hour. Think “Murder She Wrote” if Angela Landsbury had a green thumb. The idea of even bringing them into a conversation about Bond is just silly. I love his books, but to go after poor Rosemary and Thyme like that just shows what an out of touch dinosaur he is when it comes to female characters.

      • spidey says:

        @ Mata Thanks for that. I didn’t read all the way down his comments 😳 so didn’t see that bit. Perhaps someone should tell FF that they aren’t meant to convince, but be a bit of light hearted fun?

  13. happyXamp says:

    Turner isn’t posh. His mom’s an accountant, dad’s an electrician.

    • mom2two says:

      Turner is not posh. Both Jack Huston and James Norton are.

      Out of that list in this article, I’d vote for Aidan Turner all the way.

    • Bonzo says:

      Who cares if he’s posh or not? He could play 007 and pull it off just fine.

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      Huston is about as posh as posh can possibly be, but so far as I can see he is very low key about it and nobody seems to talk about it in interviews. Maybe this is because he didn’t go all Eton/Oxbridge? Maybe his PR wisely stepped away from talking about his pedigree? Dunno. He would be an awesome Bond. I just loved his work on Boardwalk Empire.

  14. spidey says:

    The whole idea of TH being cast as Bond was surely all paper talk? He said months ago that it wasn’t going to be him. Was that to stop the embarrassing chatter, because he knew he wouldn’t be getting it, because he didn’t want it? We don’t know but if it hadn’t been for The Night Manager which was filmed ages before DC’s comments, but unfortunately came out around the same time, would Tom have even been mentioned in this connection?

    • Lilacflowers says:

      You are doing that sense thing again.

      BTW, Craig is still under contract for one more film.

      • spidey says:

        I know, it’s hard but someone has to do it. 🙂

        And to be even more sensible, perhaps BB is not even looking to cast anyone else until DC has fulfilled his contract.

        Sorry, shall I have an alcoholic drink to make me less sensible? Even if it is only 3pm here?

      • Lilacflowers says:

        Have a whole bottle, Spidey. It helps.

      • spidey says:

        @ Lilac hic!

      • Candace says:

        They can look and even provisionally sign another actor for Bond projects after Craig’s last now.

    • tasha says:

      Exactly. But the problem is tabloids are blind to facts. If they were sensible then how would they sell those gossips? No matter how much Tom shouts “I am not gonna be bond” they will cover their ears and go “lalalalala… tom wants to be bond”
      😀

    • Spiderpig says:

      It definitely wasn’t because he didn’t want it. I’ve never met him but working in London theatre (which is tiny) I know a ton of people who know or have worked with him and literally everyone says he’s been obsessed with becoming a) a huge star and b) 007 since forever. I mean, he’s supposed to be a good guy, but he is infamous for that.

  15. HH says:

    Janie Bond? First off, if that’s the name you came up with, of course there’s no credibility. That’s dumb.

  16. everlyB says:

    What a relief, hallelujah 😎

  17. Snazzy says:

    I’m just here to say I love Forsyth’s books.

  18. Neelyo says:

    Dating Swift or not, he lacks stature and more importantly, danger. Maybe because he’s got a small head but there’s just nothing about him that would make a head turn when he enters or make anyone feel threatened.

  19. MrsFToYou says:

    What about a fake red head bond? Sam Heughan isn’t posh and well his IS hot.

    • Valois says:

      I don’t find him hot at all, but I know a lot of OL fans do. Anyways, I doubt they’d go for a guy who’s known for a very specific role (Jamie) and Heughan will be doing Outlander until 2018 or longer so I don’t think he’d have enough time to shoot a movie like that anyway.

    • Spiderpig says:

      This is really horrible, but I don’t think they would cast a gay actor. There is still sadly a lot of prejudice around.

  20. Sixer says:

    Aidan Turner is Irish. He isn’t eligible for the posh/not-posh Britisher classifications. He gets to just be Aidan Turner, which I’m sure is a great relief for him.

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      Being half Irish myself, I am sooo biased. I really do hope if he is Bond he uses his own accent. It is like melted gold.

    • Lurker says:

      This!! I was trying to decide what class he’d be, according to the British, and I have no idea. I don’t know what class I’d be either. Ireland simply doesn’t work like that.

    • LAK says:

      If Aidan Turner is Irish then that crosses him off the list.

      Ever since they instituted the country x rule of film financing, passports matter if you wish to take advantage of tax breaks. James Bond can’t be described as British whilst using a non British actor in the lead role. That was one of the reasons Pierce Brosnan was chucked. Blame this rule on Gordon Brown.

      There is a criteria you have to meet including lead character’s origins in order to qualify for tax breaks. Every film takes advantage of tax breaks, and the accounting on a micro level to make a production fit is really creative.

      • Lurker says:

        Whaaaa??? That’s astonishing, I’ve never heard that before! (Not saying you’re wrong, I’m just surprised!)

        Is that a BFI thing or a BAFTA thing? I can’t find anything on Google.

      • Sixer says:

        LAK works in film, so I believe her.

      • LAK says:

        Sixer/Lurker: Tina’s posted the appropriate link. Look at the ‘culture test’ part of it.

        On a slightly different note, l’m always amused by the ‘culture test’ rule where Germany is concerned.

        For primarily lazy reasons, most people tend to think of Nazis/Hitler as the thing that defines Germany. As a result many productions shooting over there tend to use it as a lazy way to tick that box in order to qualify for their tax breaks.

      • Sixer says:

        I’m just wading through the cultural test bit on the BFI website!

        So this is why all the Premier League footballers put their money in film production companies!

      • LAK says:

        Sixer: Yes.

      • Sixer says:

        LAK – I have a friend whose husband is an HMT tax inspector looking at high net wealth individuals. Obviously, he can’t say much without getting into trouble but those footballers have tax bills coming to less than a minimum wage worker pays in PAYE. It’s a scandal really.

      • LAK says:

        Films aside, i once worked for a high net worth individual whose tax accountants had figured out ways for them to live in the UK for the smallest number of days in order to be exempt from taxes in this country.

        The tax accountant had them living in various other countries for similar reasons.

        It was all very exhausting for poor (literally!) Me. I’d rather pay tax and not have to move around so much.

        Ps: every time i see the Ecclestone daughters on yet more holidays, i tend to think it’s a similar tax thing rather than a desire to keep travelling abroad all the time.

        Ditto Mick Jagger.

      • Sixer says:

        Deffo Mick Jagger. The Stones were some of the first tax exiles in the days when UK taxes on the rich actually were punitive. These days, with much lower rates and an entire industry set up for avoidance, it all seems like spending a pound to save a penny, all that globe-trotting.

      • spidey says:

        @ Sixer – on the subject of Jagger, have you seen he is going to be a dad again with his 29 year old? Ew.

        What first attracted you to………………………?

      • A. Key says:

        LAK that’s fascinating!!

        So odds are the new Bond will be a British citizen then.

        Shame about Brosnan, he was my second favorite after Connery. I always did wonder why they got rid of him, he was perfect for the part, IMO anyway.

      • Spiderpig says:

        LAK is totally right, and it’s crazy!

    • Sixer says:

      I don’t know how they describe it all in Ireland.

      But the discussion re: Bond is ALL about the British class system. So however they do it in Ireland, it just doesn’t apply here, you know? Turner is just Irish and therefore exempt from the posh v pleb discussion.

      Worth pointing out, however, that up until Irish independence (and even after, up until colonial immigration from the Caribbean and Indian subcontinent post WW2), if you were Irish AND Catholic, you were very much at the bottom of the then-British social stratification. But that doesn’t count today.

      • Tina says:

        @Sixer, from my understanding, there is still an elite in Dublin that sends its children to public schools and universities like TCD. It used to be a Protestant elite but I’m sure it’s no longer exclusively so. I don’t know enough about the Irish class system to comment further but I think it’s significantly down to economics these days.

      • Sixer says:

        Yes. Much less intense – like most countries except us!

        I could ask Mr Sixer’s parents, who are Irish Catholics, but they have zero interest in this sort of thing so would probably just shrug. Ipso fatso!

        (Ipso fatso is the pig Latin/Latin pun we used at school to annoy the teacher.)

      • Lilacflowers says:

        @Sixer, it counted in my family as long as my grandmother was alive. She never accepted my Irish Catholic mother as a suitable wife for her son. One of her own daughters converted to Catholicism after marrying an Italian-American, also unacceptable, but she never told her parents.

      • Sixer says:

        Lilac – Irish were the lowest of the low here right up until black and brown people started coming after WWII. Hence the famous lodgings signs: “no blacks, no dogs, no Irish”. Both sets of Mr Sixer’s grandparents came here as “navvies” and it wasn’t nice for them.

        SIGH.

      • Miss Jupitero says:

        I got to hear all about this from my Irish grandfather– who was known to send his whiskey back at restaurants if they dared to pour him Bushmills (“that Protestant whiskey!”) He was born in 1888, and so was an adult when Ireland went independent. He did not have an easy time of it.

      • Lilacflowers says:

        Shops advertising available jobs here would list “No Irish Need Apply” up into the Depression-era, even though Boston was well into a long string of Irish mayors by that point. My dad just quietly stood up to his mother and married who he wanted. We later discovered that my mom’s family (her grandparents, great grandparents and beyond sent money to support the uprisings and that her father secretly sent money to Sinn Fein.

      • Sixer says:

        You still get an amount of sectarianism even in mainland UK cities (eg Glasgow, Liverpool). One football team will be the historically Proddy one; the other the historically Roman Candle.

        I think it shows the slight difference in racism each side of the Pond. Here, it has a great deal to do with the most recent imported labour – hence Irish, then black/brown ex-colonial immigrants, now Poles and other Eastern Europeans – in addition to skin colour. (ETA – noting what Lilac said, so perhaps not so different!)

        Everyone has forgotten that they used to look down on the Irish now, though. It’s a shame they can’t just see the historical cycles and stop looking down on the people they’re looking down on TODAY instead.

      • Lilacflowers says:

        @Sixer, I see it as the Haves pitting the Have Nots against one another to maintain their power. If the working class and lower middle class are worried about losing their jobs to the latest wave of immigrants or those welfare moms eating up their tax dollars while they work hard, they don’t notice that the Donald Trumps and Mitt Romneys are rigging the system

      • Sixer says:

        Yep. Classic divide and rule. See (in part, at least): Brexit.

  21. Maire3 says:

    This CB update is the first time I’ve seen Jack Huston name checked for the role. Though his Boardwalk Empire work was stellar, I wouldn’t have thunk it. But then again, he bulked up for the Ben Hur remake due out this month. Some PA will be tasked to screen it and take notes.

    Whoever they choose, the writing of the character will probably be adjusted to fit a profile/narrative the actor can deliver. I remember hearing my male friends in an uproar about Daniel Craig casting: “Blond Bond, hail nawr”. I told them all to watch The L4yer Cake. That quickly changed their minds.

  22. MI6 says:

    On another note, anybody want to take bets on an LA pap walk this weekend? I’m firmly in the “NO” camp. SAG is serious stuff, and I don’t think Hiddles will risk any more ridicule by making this about the Pop Tart. He can’t appear the buffoon in front of his colleagues during an Emmy campaign, even if he is a long shot.
    Thoughts?

    • Chef Grace says:

      TH is in for the penny now..so YES to a pap walk…He owns this mess LOL
      Besides TayTay needs it bad.

      • shelly says:

        I’m going with YES I still believe TH and Swifty are for real, so why not milk it.

        Also I love their pap walks, so am hopeful they won’t disappoint.

      • FW says:

        Yes camp here, too. Plus now they both have IG accounts, think about all the possibilities!

    • koko says:

      I’m going yes with the “walk” too.
      He has a girlfriend, he seems to “love” her, according to the shirt and why shouldn’t he be seen out and about with her.
      We may see it as silly….buffoonish…. but I don’t think he does, and that’s what matters.

    • RUNSWITHSCISSORS says:

      I think there will be a pap walk, just because she’ll want one. What Barnacle Barbie wants, Barnacle Barbie gets…

    • MI6 says:

      You guys are killing me
      but I love being the underdog
      😉

      • RUNSWITHSCISSORS says:

        I would love for you to be right, but since he’s already headed back a couple of days early I’m afraid we’re going to be subjected to multiple pap walks. 😢

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      There will be a pap walk with all kinds of unintended comedy, followed by plenty of ridicule.

    • Annie K says:

      Sooooo I saw another gossip article yesterday reporting Taylor was kissing some rich, young oil heir’s son at Karlie’s party. Anyone think there’s anything truth behind it???

  23. Christianna says:

    Aiden Turner. Yes. He’s rugged enough.

  24. Favorite quote of Hiddles playing Bond, “No. Way.”

  25. Sue says:

    Off topic information but check this: https://instagram.com/p/BI464OMhT3E/
    …it´s official, 12K followers in 30 minutes and counting 😀

    • MI6 says:

      Called it!!
      🙂

    • Bonzo says:

      I’m not surprised, really. He can’t look like the old, techy fuddyduddy next to the social media queen. I won’t be surprised if he starts putting more personal stuff on Twitter & Insta now that he’s revamping his image.

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      I think being active on Instagram is part of the Taylor Swift Boyfriend Contract, the one he signed after the NDA.

      Seriously though, i think he realizes he has to actively drum up his image and promote himself with fans. Kong is around the corner, followed by Thor 3. He has a lot at stake and he knows it.

      • Chef Grace says:

        awwww…Now they can share cat videos they make together.
        TayTom’s cattastic Times!
        Time to finish my beignets. LOL

    • tasha says:

      now he and mark can do porta porty together

    • Lilacflowers says:

      Marvel encourages its actors to be active on social media.

      • Matchday says:

        So this is all Marvel? Not his decision or that of his PR people? This isn’t him promoting himself? This isn’t him getting ready to go IG official with Tay? This isn’t him jumping on the TS IG fan train?

        I find it funny that you still seem to suggest this is all about his work and he’s above low-level pandering when he’s clearly not above low-level pandering.

      • Chef Grace says:

        Marvel planned or not, I do not like his fake wink one bit. I wish he would just relax and let Loki do the driving. LOL
        Be more authentic. 🙂
        Let Loki out of the toy box to stay!

    • spidey says:

      141k followers now

    • Sixer says:

      I don’t understand Instagram.

      • Grace says:

        Instagram I get: it allows you to take photos anywhere, anytime, from what you eat for breakfast to how clumpy your eyelashes look with 100 coats of mascara on, have said photos taken with built-in gears for amateurs, so that light photoshopping is done while your photos are taken, and then you click and post: wah lah, your life is a photo album.

        Snapchat is what confuses me. I am guessing that’s your life in 10 seconds movie edition.

      • Sixer says:

        I can do Snapchat because that’s what the Sixlets use. Necessity is the mother of learning-how-to-do-technology!

      • Bonzo says:

        I enjoy Instagram for beautiful nature shots, not following celebs. harrumph.

        I like it too because I don’t get all the noise I get from Facebook and I don’t feel the urge to check it frequently like Twitter. I just scroll through lovely pictures.

        I don’t have kids old enough to explain Snapchat to me.

      • Lilacflowers says:

        I like Instagram for family baby pictures and nobody I follow is posting their political views there, unlike Facebook. I use Twitter for news. Snapchat annoys me for some reason.

      • spidey says:

        I don’t understand instagram, tumblr, twitter. But then I am your honorary mum.

    • Grace says:

      James bond (Never thought he was in the running anyway.) and Tayler Swift boyfriend contract (Wouldn’t be surprised it was one of the requirements to get on Instagram like Miss J said.) aside, makes me sad to think about it, actors/actresses have to hustle like this to get ahead, acting chops are never enough. Wasn’t Hugh Laurie who said in an interview that acting jobs these days often went to whoever had more twitter followers? Well, I guess, if people like us in the real world might lose out on job opportunities if we are not on linkedin. Go figure.

    • browniecakes says:

      Wow. I was surprised he didn’t close his Twitter account for all the heat he was getting. Now he is on Instragram. Predicting Hiddleston for me is like trying to pass Accounting tests in college, guess an answer, and the opposite answer is going to be the one.

      • FW says:

        Predicting Hiddleston for me is like trying to pass Accounting tests in b-school: meaning, soooooo easy (I used to work for an accounting firm).

        the HEAT is what he’s after and twitter is obviously not enough (twitter is lacking in new user growth etc.,). He wants to materialize the heat with TayTay association. IG is more the habitat for Swifties? I’m only surprised it took so long for him to have the official account. now let’s see all the selfies TayTo took on the rock, in Rome, in OZ….

      • Oya says:

        Didn’t he say something even before Hiddleswift That he was backing away from from Twitter because it was too much? Is Instagram better – or does he get the same force field that covers TS?

    • FW says:

      yes!!! proposal to IG queen MUST be IG officiated! they are prepared!!!can’t wait

  26. Moon says:

    I love Aidan turner too much to want him as Bond – Daniel Craig is a hard bond to follow! But as an actor I think he should take the chance if offered – it’s a lucrative paying gig (and that’s harder and harder to come by for an actor these days, even movie stars and directors are turning to tv) and it’ll open up doors for indie films and Broadway gigs if he’s so inclined. Having a recognizable name is so important these days.

  27. HoustonGrl says:

    I for one will not be reading his books. Sexist pig.

  28. tasha says:

    Jim carry for bond!

  29. Oya says:

    What if The HiddlesTeam is being smarter at PR than most people are giving them credit for? If The great Tiddlesbanging of 2016 is not for Bond, then was it for an Emmy nod for The Night Manage (which U.S. audiences weren’t all that into?) Or is there a long game? An image makeover–rom cons? the next Hugh Grant?

    OF course it could all be real celebrity-love, in which case I side-eye Hiddleston’s taste & his PR folk are making the best of those explosion of gangly blandness.

  30. lile says:

    The Bond films are seriously played out. They don’t appeal to the younger generation at all. Sure, there are still some old-timers who might be interested, but that won’t equal a box-office hit. If I were an actor, I would stay away from this one. I agree with the comments saying that its time to hang it up!

  31. dana says:

    Thing is… Hiddles was never the attractive guy, hes the posh goodie two shoes bbc guy. The whole Taylor thing screamed hot guy desperate for acknowledgment by pop culture and it just was beneath him. Orlando Bloom is hot guy, not serious actor. Hiddles is serious actor who has to work to be hot. Tom needs to figure out his life. Also I never liked how he responded to press with Elizabeth Olsen and his previous dates… there’s something off with his personality in the couple arena. Watch him.

    • browniecakes says:

      Elizabeth hid from the paps when she was with Tom (London date night) and Swifty can’t pull him in front of the paps fast enough (nearly every picture of Tom since June).

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      “Nothing to write home about” was the comment that got me.

      • browniecakes says:

        I think Hiddlestoner Taylor heard that comment and scheduled the pap walk with Tom’s mom and sis so we all know she is the one to write home about.

  32. Dippit says:

    I think TNM was his ‘audition’ for his chance to audition for Bond. If all he had to do was present a reel from Eps1 and 6, then maybe. Throughout the rest of the piece he was a weaker link; definitely outshone by Laurie, Coleman, and Hollander.

    I think his Publicist (new LA division) advised him to get his name out there as US/Worldwide recognisable QUICKLY – they chose the wrong method (an arrangement with Swift). He went from “ehh, on the list for consideration” to “over exposed/saturated (in the WRONG way)” practically overnight and his name was scratched.

    I say Turner or Norton. Outside bet Christian Cooke.

    /This now has me feeling fondly for Damian Lewis’ ridiculously overblown campaigning for Bond. His Jaguar Ad 😂😂😂

    • Guesto says:

      @Dippit – Agree. TNM was him looking to change his game and be seen in a more ‘edgy’ light. Unfortunately, all TNM proved was that he’s about as ‘edgy’ as Mr Bean.

      Its still a bit of a puzzle though how someone looking to be taken more seriously could have agreed to a hook-up with someone who makes Mr Bean look dangerously Bond-like.

    • spidey says:

      TNM was filmed well before there was any suggestion of DC leaving the Bond franchise though.

      • Guesto says:

        @Spidey, yes, but Tom (we now know for a TayTo fact) was plainly looking to expand his horizons so it’s really not a stretch to suggest that Bond-type roles were in his ambition bag, on the back of TNM.

        And since there’s nothing at all wrong with that ambition, not sure why you feel the need to argue the point?

      • spidey says:

        Balance, facts. 🙂

      • Guesto says:

        I’m all for balance and facts but not so much when they’re delivered from the increasingly humourless Hiddleston fandom balcony. 😉

      • spidey says:

        Thanks for that!

      • Chef Grace says:

        That may be true, but Bond has ALWAYS been in the background.
        We have NO idea what truly goes on behind the scenes..just fun to speculate and chat about on gossip sites. 🙂
        However I do think Hiddles and camp banked on TNM to catch the notice of the Bond folks.

    • Cranberry says:

      @Dippit
      After rummaging over all the actors that keep coming up these many months of Bond speculation. I have come to realize that, aside from Idris, Damian Lewis is the only other actor that would be a good match for the Bond ‘type’ as well as being interesting, intense and dangerous. No he’s not young and beautiful, but Bond is not supposed to be a pretty boy, he’s supposed to have commanding presence of authority coupled with a slyness and mysterious intensity. Most the other actors like Turner and Norton seem too young and inexperienced as far as their presence on screen. They just don’t have the personality to bring something edgy and spry to the role. Lewis has that in spades, and he’s done extremely well with these kind of roles – action, mystery, intensity. It’s the fact that he’s not Mr. beautiful, that his looks are unique if not very appealing, which allows him to have a more cultivated acting personality. Above all else, the Bond character should have those traits, even over good looks.

  33. Beach girl says:

    Tom will have an interview with LA Times this Thurs at 3pm and they are soliciting questions. It looks like this and the SAG QA Friday could possibly be live?

    LA Entertainment Twitter.

    • browniecakes says:

      Like Lainey said today, if we see that Taylor is heading back to LA in time for Tom to be in LA, we’ll know they are still Hiddleswifting.
      Flip me over, I’m done on this side.

      • browniecakes says:

        If he is not done shooting Thor, is he really going to make THAT roundtrip flight AGAIN? I can’t believe he isn’t going to stream his appearances in LA.
        And if he IS done shooting, why the Instragram of Loki now?

      • Bonzo says:

        “why the Instragram of Loki now?”

        1. Emmy voting starts on Monday so he’s taking the self-promotion up a notch?

        2. They’re planning a joint insta-promotion of their romance?

        3. He’s trying to be more hip and modern under Swifty’s influence and using social media like the youngsters do?

        I will be SHOCKED if Taylor don’t join him in LA and do a pap walk.

      • browniecakes says:

        And it goes back to what else does she have to do. She is redoing a house in NY and another in LA. And if she gets bored, there’s always Tom’s place in London. After all, where will the bodyguards sleep whilst in London?

      • Miss Jupitero says:

        Who are the fans who know how to spy on her plane’s flight records?

    • Sue says:

      @Miss Jupitero you mean this : https://planefinder.net/data/aircraft/N898TS ? 😉
      last use on July 31 2016. But doesn´t she have 2 jets?

  34. Feebee says:

    Hiddleston was never going to be Bond. Even at his most Bondie-like he always came across as Bond-lite. I don’t want to say unmasculine but kind of given Craig’s Bond. Seriously thinking Roger Moore’s Bond could take Hiddleston’s in a fight. Perhaps not a la Bourne but something clever but eyerollingly campy and that would be even worse.

    I liked the look of the young guy from The Kingsmen with Colin Firth. Name escapes me right now… Maybe too young, too green but maybe later, see how his career pans out. I’ll have to look up the guys being considered. Can’t put faces to the names.

  35. Fa says:

    Now low key aka Tom has an Instagram account so selling his image hard has just start

  36. Fa says:

    Guess most his followers on Instagram are T S fanbase

    • Sue says:

      There are both camps and Hiddlestoners are trying to connect with him this way and begging to leave Tay 😉 i think there is some hope he will communicate differently than via twitter…

  37. nicegirl says:

    I love Idris for the role, but if he’s out, I’m thinking TOM HARDY is my Bond. Rough and tough and sexy . . .

  38. Beach girl says:

    @Bonzo. I agree with #1. Also it feels to be Marvel related, since many of the Thor cast have been using IG. Mark jusT left OZ sO maybe it was to replace his IG? I’m hoping it will be similar to his current use of Twitter, strictly business and possibly Unicef related.

    Unfortunately I am also am bracing for the inevitable “reunion” and date night, along with the possibility of her returning to OZ with him……

  39. shelly says:

    Right I’m going to say it and I’m expecting lots of hate.

    I don’t like Daniel Craig as Bond. In fact I think DC looks like Norman Wisdom.

    There I’ve said it. *runs and hides from outraged CB’ers*

  40. Abigail says:

    Fassbender is my first choice; after him, Mark Strong or Elba.

  41. iheartgossip says:

    OH TOMMY! And after you sold your soul to TayTay. Big OOOOoops on your part!

  42. platospopcorn says:

    WHATEVER! Babs Broccoli can stay the &^%* away from my new boyfriend though. (Stop your ears, LAK…Sixer has warned me about your claims on Norton! :P) James deserves better, and he’s already possibly out of the running because he’s the BBC’s new IT-boy — Following on the heels of The Night Manager success, the Beeb is planning to shell out mucho dinero to adapt another novel to mini-series format, complete with around the world shooting locations and hopefully LOTS of Norton’s bare chest for optimum ratings. I CAN’T WAIT <3

    Norton is soooooo good. Honestly. I never understood it until I UNDERSTOOD IT. There's no going back. I kind of wish I could go back…

    http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36977079

    • Sixer says:

      He is Auntie’s new pet, isn’t he?

      • platospopcorn says:

        With good reason, of course! I just hope the gods will delay his inevitable over-exposure on tumblr, etc. until everyone else can see his actual talent. He doesn’t seem quite as thirsty as our last collective boyfriend…He even dares to have a lovely, talented girlfriend of note out in the open. GASP!!!! He’s currently filming a big Hollywood remake of Flatliners (why???) and playing flip-cup on Instagram with Nina Dobrev and the like, so his corruption could be close at hand. We’ll hope for extended immunity to the forces that have sullied our beloved Brits heretofore. *fingers crossed*

      • Grace says:

        @ platospopcorn His sister from War and Peace! Ha, I thought they had chemistry on screen. 🙂

      • platospopcorn says:

        Oh oh oh…just saw this new link on Twitter! The story/concept sounds really, really good. Lots of opportunities for SERIOUS ACTING…(and jaw-clenching!) And if the production values are as stellar as The Night Manager, LAK and I will be fighting off more than just each other XD

        Bonus at the link: pretty pictures (including my favorite Canon Sidney Chambers headshot *swoon*)

        http://www.cultbox.co.uk/news/headlines/happy-valley-star-james-norton-joins-cast-of-bbc-one-drama-mcmafia?platform=hootsuite

      • LAK says:

        I really hope he doesn’t become a twitter/tumblr BF before his talent is recognised. I’m not sure i will be able to take the twee commentary. It will definitely kill my boner.

        I’m determined not to follow him beyond his professional outings.

        It’s been decades since i had a proper actor crush, and it’s not helped by the fact that i work in the industry, where they are all instantly rendered moving furniture put on this earth to punish me rather than make my job easier.

      • Grace says:

        ‘… where they are all instantly rendered moving furniture put on this earth to punish me rather than make my job easier.’

        Lol, poor LAK, I don’t work in film industry but I feel your pain.

  43. Miss Melissa says:

    Please yes, Jack Huston.

    That is all.

  44. EM says:

    The Night Manager pretty much shows why Hiddleston is not suited for Bond.

  45. Beach girl says:

    Tom spotted at Brisbane airport chatting with fans. Looks like Qantas air overnight arriving LAX 6am Wed.

    • Sue says:

      He’s really going back to LA:
      https://instagram.com/p/BI6eMssgmBv/

      So I presume Thu+Fri interviews in LA(puffy eyes from jetlag and super serious performance), weekend with TS (hope they’ll try new restaurant) and probably flying back to OZ (together) on Mon?

      If Emmy is like Oscar for TV then he’s not campaigning hard enough, I think 😏

      • FW says:

        sounds like a plan. i think the only uncertainty is how many pap walks

        @MI6 is the betting still open? you want to change you mind?

  46. Tara says:

    Wait. Did he just dis mis chicas, Rosemary & Thyme?!! Chingate, Fredrick Forsythe!

    • lilacflowers says:

      Yes, he did. He dissed them specifically and all women spies and detectives in general.

  47. Fa says:

    Robert D Jr. making fun of Tom t-shirt (I heart T.Stark)

    • spidey says:

      He has been known to do this to others in the franchise. I thought it was very funny.

    • tasha says:

      he also posted a slashy meme about loki and tony during avengers, so it’s not new for him 😀

    • Cranberry says:

      @Fa, Spidey, Tasha

      Yeah. RDJ is not one to be put off or snobby about silly things people wear. After all he has been specializing in his brand of ‘flare’, for some time now. It’s called a sense of humor and flying your freaky flag high with pride. haha

  48. Cranberry says:

    I’d rather see Loki have his own movie than see another Bond film. That is unless it’s Idris, but he’s all but said he’s out. As for Norton, you can keep him. He’s a fine actor, but I find him boring. So if he gets Bond that would keep things about the same for me cause I find Bond boring too. I vote Bond franchise takes ten year rest. It needs it.