Katy Perry lived her best life with bacon cake & more Taylor Swift shade

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Katy Perry and Hillary Clinton have birthdays right next to each other. Katy turned 32 years old on Wednesday and HRC turned 69 years old on Thursday. Both women celebrated their birthdays in similar ways too – Hillary attended a rally in Miami, then went to the Adele concert with some of her staffers. Katy Perry voted for Hillary and then went to a Kanye West concert at The Forum in LA. According to E!, Katy went with a group of friends to the Yeezy concert, then she went to Delilah for what she thought was going to be an intimate dinner with a handful of friends, but it ended up being a big surprise party. But that’s not the point of the story! The point of the story is that Katy chose the Kanye concert on purpose. And of course Katy was Snapchatting all of the important moments, like THE line from Kanye’s “Famous” (NSFW lyrics):

I mean… did anyone think this feud was over? Of course it’s not over. And Katy and Kanye are still tight – they’ve collaborated before, and I’m still waiting and hoping for Kanye, Katy and Calvin Harris to all get together for a mega-hit collab. The enemy of my enemy is my friend and what have you. Is this all very middle school and petty? Of course. But let’s also remember all of Taylor’s “Bad Blood” bulls—t, which was just an attempt to “out-friend” Katy publicly. While Katy’s move here was lame, she’s truly battling lame sh-t with equally lame sh-t.

Meanwhile, here’s further evidence that Katy is living her best life: for her birthday, she not only ate glazed donuts and a BACON CAKE (OOOOOOoooooOOOO) but she received a “Goddess Box” as a gift. What is a Goddess Box? According to the Daily Mail, it includes “a plush vagina beneath a glass dome.” Bless.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Alix says:

    No, the point of this story is clearly BACON CAKE! I need to know more!

  2. Sixer says:

    What would be the purpose of a plush vagina? I need to know.

    Bacon cake? Pfft. Here, I was seriously considering the chocolate-dipped Brussels sprout as a trick rather than a treat for Halloween. Apparently this is something only evil witches would do so I showed some willing and cast myself as an evil witch.

    “Ooh! They sound nice! Save some for me,” said Sixlet Minor. In absolute seriousness.

    I think you Americans should have this Halloween nonsense back. It’s clear we Britishers can’t do it properly.

    • frisbee says:

      Once tried par boiling parsnips after cutting them into Witches finger shapes and dipping them in chocolate. They were truly vile and I was quite proud of them.

      • Sixer says:

        Oh my goodness! I have parsnips!

      • frisbee says:

        from the sound of it, Sixlet Minor’s your man for that particular ‘delicacy’…

      • Sixer says:

        I think that one might actually turn him off. He’s a fan of green veg over root veg. This time, I won’t make the mistake of warning him in advance!

        But I still want to know the purpose of a plush vagina!

      • frisbee says:

        Plush Vagina = I am woman hear me roar – an oldie
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwMOC5i2eRk
        A bit too genteel by half really,
        here’s a better one,
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8xuUdI1an0
        Something about defiant femininity, reclaiming the female parts, celebrating the vagina – I haven’t got a bloody clue really I’m just waffling and now I’m going to groove around the room to Chaka Khan – great singer/great record….

      • Sixer says:

        Teehee. I’ve decided it’s a statement to potential boyfriends. If you have a collection of plush vaginas on your pillow instead of cutesy Build-a-Bears or whatever, it has to say something about you, right?

        I think I might buy some! Not that I have any potential boyfriends. But I quite like the idea of Mr Sixer having to clear away an array of plush vaginas every time he wants to go to bed.

      • Bonzo says:

        Every nasty woman should own a plush p*ssy, dontcha think?

        I have seen a crocheted vagina and uterus, with bonus fallopian tubes and ovaries, a lovey suited for a sex goddess:

        https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwR5uB7XlYj9c75uqc8Me6ERaNG83knunBPk8v_9i82sSCUOoQsabVt04tFTMVRFBThjU5Mio&usqp=CAE

      • Sixer says:

        A little-advertised skill I have, don’t you know, is that I am pretty good at crochet.

        Do you think plush or crochet vaginas would be funniest on Mr Sixer’s pillow?

      • Bonzo says:

        He more likely to touch it if it’s smooth. Just don’t let him get too attached. :-)

        I can’t sew to save my life, but I want my daughter to learn so she’s doing something creative while watching TV. Have to bribe one of my friends into giving her a lesson or two.

      • antipodean says:

        Ooooo, Sixer, you are a one. If it’s not fooling the Sixlets into eating Brussels by covering them in chocolate, it’s enticing Mr Sixer into clearing crocheted unmentionables off his pillow at night! I don’t think you need to return this holiday to the US, you are doing a sterling version of it at Chez Sixer.
        By the by, I also am a dab hand at knitting, sewing, and crocheting. I can’t claim to be up to crafting vaginas, but I was good at turning Mr Antipodean’s collars on his favourite shirts. He had lots of well loved shirts that he wrested off me as I was trying to consign them to the rag bag, and we compromised by allowing me to turn the tatty collars and cuffs. Does anyone even do that anymore? I have to qualify by saying were also very, very, poor at the time. You might almost say we were povvos! How times change!

      • Sixer says:

        Antipodean – my mum could tailor and sew really well. She used to say it was a povvo thing! I’m pretty hopeless but I can hem school trousers without needing that iron on stuff.

        Bonzo – US eBay is a brilliant place for crochet stuff if your daughter likes the idea and learns how. It seems to be quite a lost art here in Britland but US eBay does a roaring trade in patterns and hooks and stuff. I got into the Afghan variant with the big long hooks thanks to eBaying Yanks!

        And, having outed myself as even more of a hippy than previously, I’m going to think of something else to say!

        Um… um… um… ok. I’ll go.

      • frisbee says:

        I can model anything in Plasticine – al la Wallace and Gromit modelling clay – you’d never see Wallace and Gromit in quite the same way again of course — I’ll see myself out as well…

      • susanne says:

        I have a yarn closet. It’s not pretty, but I may dig through and find some vag worthy yarn to crochet with. Pinterest calls.

    • graymatters says:

      Add hot sauce. To whatever — tea, the melted chocolate, or ….

  3. grabbyhands says:

    Tell me more about this bacon cake…….

  4. paranormalgirl says:

    Yeah, she’s so mature… she likes keeping this “feud” going. No attention is bad attention, after all.

    • Cool Character says:

      It’s kinda sad Katy needs to bring up a lame feud or see Kanye.

      Both equalyl pathetic.

      • paranormalgirl says:

        Both Perry and Swift are immature and suffering from a serious case of arrested development. But Swift hasn’t said a peep about Perry in quite some time.

    • Janet says:

      Yeah, I don’t get how she is any different than Taylor or Kanye for that matter. All three are immature and all three love the attention it gives them. Katy isn’t any better with her fanning the flames of this stupid feud as soon as it gets quiet. If she really wanted to let it go or if it really didn’t bother her, she wouldn’t keep bringing it up. And Taylor hasn’t said a word about her in a long time so this one is on Katy!

    • Erinn says:

      I think it’s definitely a case of ‘all attention is good attention’. It’s not like she’s reacting to a new diss or anything – this whole thing is out of the blue… and kind of dated. It’s just another stab for attention.

      Does Taylor do petty crap? Sure. But has she made a dig at Katy recently that would ‘validate’ Katy’s shade? Not to my knowledge. When things have rested this long – it comes off as a case of Perry drudging it up. But I thought the same thing the last time she made a comment about Swift, so meh, what do I know.

      I also find it kind of sad that during her birthday celebrations – Swift is what’s on her mind. I mean, girl. Come on. Just go have fun – why is she occupying your head-space to the point where you need to make a dig during your celebrating.

      • pleaseicu says:

        I think Katy is taking digs again because of the article from a couple days ago about Taylor/Drake at Drake’s birthday party where Taylor’s publicist was clearly the source in the article. Taylor’s publicist made sure to include an insult or two of Katy and her friends, who were also at the party, in the article.

    • Kitten says:

      Yup. Just another reason why I can’t stand her…

    • Tiffany :) says:

      The whole feud thing is just so lame. The really sad thing is that if the leaked song titles of Katy’s next album are correct, the songs seemed to be all about the feud. Katy needs to keep the feud going at least through her next album release.

      Move on already! (that includes Taylor, Kanye, Kim and Katy)

    • korla says:

      didnt taylor push an entire song about how bad katy is? Seems like excessive aggression to me. Why are so many poster’s telling taylor’s victims to “move on”? I dont call taylor having moved on after any slights, rather,she initiated and marketed them. Why not respond with reciprocal hostility?

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Yes, Taylor was absolutely petty to make a song about Katy. But it doesn’t make Katy look good to stoop down to that level, and to drag it out over a year later.

        If Katy moved on, she’d just leave Taylor behind looking lame all by herself. As it is, I think it makes Katy look weak to still be focused on it. Listen to Michelle Obama, folks!

  5. Nicole says:

    But bacon cake

  6. Jess says:

    32 still growing up…
    Also, no matter what happened between Swifty and Kanye, the lyrics are still misogynistic, and that video with the nude “dolls” was disgusting.
    I honestly expected better of Katy

    • lightpurple says:

      The original lyrics were even worse: he said she OWED him sex. How any woman could support him knowing that is truly frightening.

      • Blurgh. says:

        Same to since Taylor knew and “approved” of it. No matter the version…

      • Lightpurple says:

        @Blurgh, Taylor’s “approval” does not render the “song” or the rape fantasy video any less misogynistic or disgusting and if you have an unedited version of that “approval,” please share.

    • Kath says:

      I couldn’t agree more. I totally disagree with the narrative that Taylor knew and approved of the whole thing. Yes, she was OK with “we might one day have sex”, but the rest – no.

      It really pisses me off that Kanye keeps getting a pass for his rampant misogyny. Those naked dolls of people he wanted to humiliate… unbelievable.

  7. LB says:

    I know it’s silly but I’m ok with Katy’s constant shading. If anyone has earned it in terms of Taylor, it’s her. It’s not how I would handle it but for the good of gossip, keep it coming.

    Also bacon cake!

    • Lisa says:

      But it’s part of the game. Look, everyone is talking about it and Katy hasn’t released an album in years. They’re probably best friends really.

      • WeAreAllMadeOfStars says:

        Yeah right. Even if this conspiracy theory were true, what kind of a friend would she be when she makes a living throwing people under the bus and humiliating them for money?

  8. Alleycat says:

    Wait a minute, she ONLY went to Kanye because of Taylor? And we know this because? The snapchat is obviously meant for her but Taylor is able to talk petty about Katy whenever she wants as well. She even shaded Katy in that article about Drake because you knoooow that was Taylor’s team. I don’t think Katy is feuding as much as trying ruffle up Taylor’s feathers. Which I would too.

    • Erinn says:

      Meh – spending your time attempting to ruffle someones feathers (even if they’re a terrible person and ‘deserve’ it) isn’t good for your own mental health. You’re allowing them to take up space in your brain. It’s a lot healthier to just let stuff go – because often, the kind of people who just ruffle up feathers wind up upset over the reaction they cause.

    • paranormalgirl says:

      But that’s childish. At some point, people have to act like an adult and put it in the past.

  9. Sullivan says:

    She’s way too old for this feud nonsense. Will no one take the high road?

  10. lwil2 says:

    I just realized Hillary is a Scorpio.

    Oh, she is gonna be kicking ass and taking names. LOL

    • WeAreAllMadeOfStars says:

      Me too! And I was born on election day! Feel for me, people.

      • mar_time says:

        Happy almost birthday!!! I’m on the 12th… I saw another video of this same line and the entire Forum sang that part so I don’t think anyone’s hating Kanye here in LA lol and Katy can shade right back after she was shaded in that Drake article yesterday for what she wore (like Taylor’s outfit fit the “formal” dress code?)…don’t mess with us Scorpios, we let a lot go but if you cross the point of no return, STING! hahaha, that’s a half-joke

    • MellyMel says:

      Happy Scorpio Season fellow scorpios! I love that Hillary is one! We don’t mess around lol.

  11. boobytrap says:

    The snapchat was pure desperation. I prefer Taylor’s obvious-but-not-that-obvious shade toward Katy. Katy’s shade was cringe-worthy.

    • Alleycat says:

      Wait, how is there a difference? One made an entire music video of how much she disliked the other and spoke about in detail during an interview. The other tweets about it randomly and did this snapchat. Soooo how is she more desperate than Taylor?

      • Sam says:

        I think you have selective memory. Taylor Swift released a song and music video. When 1989 came out, she did an article with Rolling Stone and Taylor detailed what every song was about. But here’s the catch…she never once mentioned Katy’s name. Sure she gave enough details for people to figure it out but it was Katy who actually outed herself. Lastly writing and singing a hit song about someone isn’t desperate. That’s what these people do for a living. But tweeting out passive aggressive tweets and dancing to a song that’s a dig at your supposed enemy is…especially when you’re 32 years old.

      • WeAreAllMadeOfStars says:

        Ummm…if I refuse to tell everyone which commenter I hate the most, instead spinning an elaborate story about how they tried to ruin my career in a way that only they could, and how they share their short unisex name with the main character in Green Eggs and Ham, that is logically tantamount to outing the person. I don’t know why you’re so enamored with that. It is not subtle and literally what you’d do as an eleven year old in terms of mental sophistication. And if writing and singing a song about somebody isn’t desperate, why the dislike of “Famous?”

      • Alleycat says:

        @Sam So Taylor goes into detail explaining which songs were about her two month relationship with a teenager and which ones were about her ‘enemy’. Then doesn’t say anything when the public assumes she means Harry Styles and Katy Perry. She makes a career off of blind items, and that’s ok. But the minute someone uses that against her or makes fun of her, they’re petty and desperate. Ok that makes sense.

      • paranormalgirl says:

        They are BOTH childish and attention seeking.

  12. Victoria1 says:

    Bacon cake? Pics please!!! I need to know more

  13. Bridget says:

    What cracks me up is that Katy has been trying to create a slightly more mature image for herself, but she just can’t help the cheap digs at Taylor’s expense. LOL, great for us (because it’s funny) but both women look kind of lame.

  14. Frosty says:

    Team Katy.

  15. Lisa says:

    Team Taylor.

    It’s so obvious who the mean girl is but for some reason people want to paint Taylor with that brush. I don’t think writing a song about a relationship gone bad is mean, it’s simpley what artists do. I don’t understand why people think Bad Blood is a dig at Katy, yes I know it’s about her but how is Taylor’s perception of a relationship gone bad a dig at Katy…

    • virginfangirl says:

      People think Bad Blood is a dig on Katy because during a Rolling Stone interview with Taylor, Taylor gave lots of clues about who & what it was about. In the article it says the song is about another female artist. Taylor then tells the story of how this artist tried to sabotage her entire arena tour by trying to hire a bunch of people out from under her, also saying this artist was extremely competitive.

      If Taylor did not want to divulge who or what the song was about she should have not spoken so freely.

  16. Div says:

    I like Katy but she needs to let it go. She’s also just as petty as Taylor, but people hate Taylor so much at this point that they feel the need to sanitize the other people in her feuds.

  17. Anare says:

    I love Brussels sprouts and parsnips. Never had them dipped in choc but what’s not to like? Katy’s birthday morning should have started with donuts with maple glaze and bacon sprinkles. Yum!