“Brooke Hogan’s new single will make your ears bleed” morning links

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Brooke Hogan Sings About As Well As Scarlett Johansson [Evil Beet]
Elisabeth Hasselbeck battles over Obama’s Supreme Court choice [Television.AOL.com]
– The Ultimate Pixar Trivia Quiz [Moviefone]
– The man suing Chris Brown for assault and battery [Radar Online]
– Name that celebrity wedgie [Cityrag
Sam & Lola Sheen bicycling – not surprisingly, they look unhappy, poor kiddos [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Why Does Bonnie Somerville Insist On Showing Her Legs? [Bastardly]
Katie Price Already Hanging Out With An Ex Boyfriend [Hollywood Rag]
Ben Franklin was a perv. Though to be fair, I think we already knew that [Agent Bedhead]
– Which British Model Blamed Swine Flu for Her Recent Stint in Detox? [Defamer]
Freddie Prinze Jr is still alive – and joining the cast of “24” [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– “Ferris Bueller” House for Sale [Bitten and Bound]
The Tudors Makes A Surprisingly Effective Anti-Drinking PSA [Best Week Ever]
Madonna and Guy Ritchie as you’ve never wanted to see them (kinda sorta barely nsfw) [PopBytes]

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  1. ash says:

    Correction, my eyes just bled.

  2. cara says:

    @ash – touche’

    and Vadge never looked better!!!

  3. Sauronsarmy says:

    LOL That picture looks like it belongs on a Honda, with “RIP BABY GIRRL” written underneath.

  4. Codzilla says:

    Saurons: AHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless.

  5. Annie says:

    Is this cover real?

    More like a rimmed out firebird than a Honda imo with those damn wings.

  6. Kim says:

    I don’t get the cover at all. Do you have to be that tan to be an angel?

    A nice picture of her indoors with some clothes on would be soooooooo much better.

  7. Michelle says:

    That looks like a crappy tshirt design one would purchase from a mall vendor. I don’t even want to know how atrocious the song is.

  8. nanster says:

    Everything connected with the Hogan family sucks. Linda Hogan was apparently on the beach in a thong this weekend – talk about bleeding eyes!

  9. ash says:

    or a shirt you get airbrushed from Florida on vacation

  10. ChristinaT says:

    looool these posts are cracking me up… so sad yet so true…

  11. Cinderella says:

    They made her look cross-eyed. And what’s with the chipped fingernail polish?

    I didn’t think the song was that bad, though.

  12. buenavissta says:

    I think she stole the design off of the side of my ’74 Chevy boogie van. Do her eyes light up, too?

  13. Christina X says:

    It looks like one of those airbrush T-shirt designs you see walking past kiosks at the boardwalk.

    But the eyes…so creepily lifelike. Like one of those paintings with the eye-holes cut out so that you can spy through, as seen in mystery films.