Emperor Bigly invited Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent & Kid Rock to the White House


New York premiere of 'Chi-Raq'

Emperor Bigly doesn’t NEED YOU, Tom Brady. He was not crying bigly tears about your absence. Bigly promised he would never shed another tear over you and he meant it! Which is why on the same day that Tom Brady snubbed his Bigly BFF, Trump invited Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock to the White House for a photo-op.

I mean… the photos are awful. Most (sane) politicians would pay to never be photographed with Kid Rock, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent. Nugent especially, since he wins the trophy for literal pants-sh-tting mess. He also has trophies for racism, nativism, insanity, sexism and misogyny. So, yeah, obviously Nugent and Trump are tight. I’m actually surprised that Palin’s malfunctioning-fembot act is still appealing to Emperor Bigly. Maybe he just wanted to be around another reality star though.

Also, these three a–holes decided to take a photo with Hillary Clinton’s First Lady portrait. I can’t even tell you how crass this is. This is the First Lady’s portrait in the motherf–king White House and these jackasses and going to stand there and make fun of it, and make fun of Hillary?

New York premiere of 'Chi-Raq'

New York premiere of 'Chi-Raq'

New York premiere of 'Chi-Raq'

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  1. Tate says:

    OMG!!! Those pictures!!! I don’t know if I should laugh or cry. So confused….

    • doofus says:

      Palin is SO inappropriately dressed. white lacy off the shoulder top with a black skirt with a slit halfway up her thigh, almost up to her hoo-ha? Klassy.

      and Kaiser, you forgot to add “pedophile” to Nugent’s resume. recall, he became a “guardian” to an underage teenager (13?) so he could F her. the man is disgusting in every sense of the word.

      • Cherise says:

        Yes, yes, yes. Every mention of that man should read “confessed pedophile, Ted Nugent”. The man wrote a song about it called Jailbait, fgs. Prepare to hate a man more than you have ever hated because here come the lyrics…..”Well, I dont care if you’re just 13, you look too good to be true, I just know you are probably clean, Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine, Its quite alright, I asked your mama”.

        Oh and if you are thinking that the song was probably just fast fiction and havent read Doofus post….Courtney Love has said that she 12 when Ted Nugent made her perform a sex act on him. Twelve.

      • AnnaKist says:

        @doofus: And look at SP leaning over the Orange Creeper at the Communal Reading of the Bigly Important Document. She’s all over him like a seagull on a chip. Her body language and that scummy attire…yeah, she’s gagging for it…

        These people are utterly sickening.

        Oh, god, Cherise, I just want to vomit now.

      • the_blonde_one says:

        And pants crapping draft dodger: http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/nugent.asp

      • NotSoSocialButterfy says:

        That was the first thing that struck me, too- she is so simultaneously vapid and vile, that the only thing I want to comment on is her abominable sartorial sense.

        Jesus! The off- the shoulder shirt! The unzipped zipper skirt! And -my god- THOSE SHOES!

        I feel like I need a bleach eye irrigation followed by some brain bleach. She is so, so, so unbelievably CRASS.

        As to the accompanying cretins-pffft. As to the lot of them- water rises to ( or drops to, in this case) its own level.

      • Froggy says:

        @the_blonde_one
        Just read the article u posted. This TN quote stood out:
        ‘I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin.’ That about sums it up.

      • Elizabeth says:

        I agree! all I see is a bunch of parasites and a con man

    • Saks says:

      Right? This would be funny if he wasn’t screwing up his country and driving the rest of the nations to the edge of wwiii

    • Darkladi says:

      Where the h*ll was the giant asteroid?

      • NotSoSocialButterfy says:

        Not aimed at the WH, that’s for sure. Could have taken four birds with one stone.

      • Esmom says:

        Seriously. In an administration where every day brings a new low, this takes the cake. I feel like the WH should be sanitized or exorcised or something.

      • SusanneToo says:

        @Esmom. That would require a crime scene cleanup team in biohazard suits.

      • Kitten says:

        LOL I’m stealing this.

      • Cheryl says:

        It’s going to just miss us. I am so disappointed.

      • Justjj says:

        The asteroid took a glance and was like ‘Aw hell nah.’ And went to find a more worthy planet to smash. This is so gross. I can’t even with Sarah Palin’s Belk clearance rack outfit. Is Honey Boo Boo going to be Secretary of State? Honestly.

    • Esmom says:

      Yes, confusion was my reaction after blind rage. Who arranged this? Are they all pals who regularly hang out or were they carefully selected to pose together? Again, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? Sorry. I’m just aghast.

      • DystopianDance says:

        Are there 4 horses of the OrangeApocolypse? See, this is why I absolutely no longer take hallucinogens of any description- what If I saw these demons on a bad trip??

    • ida says:

      LORD SHOW MERCY. please end this shit show now. in Jesus name. AMEN!

    • vava says:

      LOL!
      Palin is so incredibly tacky and I ADORE IT.
      I also enjoy the fact that Jared ‘the golden boy’ had to talk to her while Agent Orange was on the telephone.

      :-)

  2. Aims says:

    I would expect nothing less . Satan and his minions .

  3. Chaine says:

    Is this like a competition to come up with the world’s least sexually appealing threesome?

  4. PunkyMomma says:

    I’m ashamed that the two dil*oheads come from my home state, Michigan. What an embarrassment.

  5. MissMerry says:

    and people who are upset that trump is president are the ones who are unpatriotic?

  6. Kali says:

    You’d weep, if you were able to shut your mouth long enough.

  7. grabbyhands says:

    Crass indeed. Like, the gold standard for it.

    And that sh*t eating grin as he sits there with all these redneck yahoos behind him. That is all he’s got. it’s literally the best he can do and he is still under the impression that this makes him look good. All he’s missing in an in office concert by the Insane Clown Posse.

    Christ, what a frigging embarrassment.

  8. Christin says:

    Such a shame they left out Chachi.

  9. Sixer says:

    Oh my giddy aunt. It’s a presidential office, not a Vegas photo booth. Just as you think Agent Orange couldn’t get any more crass, he steps over yet another line.

    • Esmom says:

      Vegas photo booth. You nailed it, Sixer. I can’t even laugh, I’m just numb with horror and shame.

  10. Abbess Tansy says:

    This has a petty, im-the-new-class president high school feel to it.

    • Esmom says:

      As does pretty much everything Trump does/says. He wants so badly to be a cool kid. He can’t get it through his skull that he never will be.

  11. Dorothy#1 says:

    Feeling rage…

  12. robyn says:

    This motley crew posing like fools in front of Hillary’s portrait seems like a sly bit of revenge from Trump who can’t resist sticking it to people. This antic makes me think that the crazy story out of Russia about Donald Trump hiring prostitutes for a pee party at a hotel where the Obamas once stayed is actually true!

    • SusanneToo says:

      I never doubted it. He’s the kid who wasn’t smart, wasn’t athletic, wasn’t good looking, had no friends, and wants revenge.

    • Megan2 says:

      I don’t have words for the feeling I have when I look at that picture of them in front of Hillary’s portrait. Kid Rock and Ted Nugent… whatever. I care about them so little it’s just two more misogynistic white dudes disrespecting a woman for daring to be better and smarter than them. I’ve become used to those types of images.

      Sarah though… Sarah I sincerely hope gets some kind of horrific karmic retribution in this lifetime, hopefully before nuclear war starts so I can take some time to enjoy it. That smirk on her face… Sarah, you tw*t, how are you standing there making that face in front of the portrait of a woman who is every single thing you wish you could be? Intelligent, relevant, capable of giving fantastic and quotable and meaningful speeches. Someone respected by millions of women, someone who hasn’t ridden on lesser men’s coattails to get where she is. Someone who has achieved so much and broken so many glass ceilings, while you run around in your unflattering outfits spouting ignorance and basically giving the GOP exactly what they expect; a caricature of a woman playing at being an adult. Because, you know… women are so cute when they pretend to play politics. Sarah should be so ashamed… SO ashamed. It breaks my heart.

      Hillary, can you and Michelle O please come back? Please? I miss you both so very much.
      SAD!

      • robyn says:

        Well said, Megan!!

      • SusanneToo says:

        Remember sarah’s statement, “I can see Russia from my porch.” Sounds rather suspicious now. Almost like she was the first mole in Putin’s plan. Makes a lot of sense – she’s a moron, trump’s a moron, both easily manipulated.

    • ScrewStewRat19 says:

      I can’t stand that picture. Could you imagine the republican outrage if Obama had let people pose like that in front of a republican first lady portrait, like Nancy Reagan or someone?? Holy s***, we’d never of heard the end of it. It’s just soooooo disrespectful and nasty. I don’t usually wish death upon people, but I’m to the point where I really hope someone takes Trump out. I can’t deal with this bs anymore.

  13. greenmonster says:

    Trump just looks so so dumb. He reminds me of Homer Simpson in the episode where Bart is trying to explain Sideshow Bob’s plan to kill Selma to him: words, demonstration, drawing and finally puppets. I imagine Trump sitting in his office and his people walk in with a puppet theatre wanting to explain problems in the middle east and Trumps gets all excited and is clapping his hands like a seal.

  14. Chelly says:

    I hope someone opened a window to let out all the flies this group of sh*t attracted

  15. Catherine says:

    A bunch of Death Eaters have taken over Hogwarts. This will not end well for them.

  16. Stacy Dresden says:

    I see it’s not too early to feel murderous rage.

  17. Olenna says:

    Nothing but a crew of miscreants, and the picture with HC is just foul. Really, they can all just kiss my a**.

    • Esmom says:

      The photo with Hillary is unreal. It’s like they’re a bunch of middle schoolers who were never told to show decorum when they’re in the White House. FFS.

  18. Bahumb says:

    I want to start petion that our tax dollars should no longer pay for Trump’s $3m weekend trips to Marilago which someone astutely classified as free advertising for that stupid place. Melania too needs to move her special snowflake person to Washington. As a gesture of goodwill I will setup a go fund her account for eye opening (or un-smell that fart) surgery but the rest is up to her and should not be America’s problem. We don’t like him either but are forced to marinate in his nonsense every freaking minute of the day. I’m done. Impeach now b4 world war. Dumbasses are poking at Iran now…

  19. Dragonlady Sakura says:

    Racist douchebags gather in one spot…news at 11!

  20. mee says:

    Those pictures sum up what we’re dealing with. D-listers in DC.

  21. Jenns says:

    It’s like someone walked into The White House with sh*t on their shoes, wiped their feet and these a**holes materialized from that mess.

  22. Kitten says:

    White Trash House.

    God I hate every one of those people. Gross, vile human beings.

    • Gina says:

      Kitten, you just made my day ;) ‘White Trash House’ Brilliant! I feel like this pic is a fair representation of the current administration and the people who voted for Trump.

    • mellie says:

      Haha…those are great. That photo made me so angry, but these tweets made me realize they are just a bunch of classless f#$ks.

    • Esmom says:

      I’m just seeing this now so haven’t seen Twitter. Thanks for saving me the time to look for reactions to comfort me. I did laugh at the marlboros and meth one but I’m not really feeling any better. Someone hold me.

  23. adastraperaspera says:

    Somebody call Keenan Wayans and tell him the Scary Movie 6 script is ready and the cast has already done the promo stills!

  24. SusanneToo says:

    ” I’m actually surprised that Palin’s malfunctioning-fembot act is still appealing to Emperor Bigly.”
    I seriously doubt sarah would object to a *****grab, if only to say f**k you to sane people.

  25. Redgrl says:

    White trash at its worst

  26. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    How in the world is it even possible that his hair has gotten worse?!

    Great. An office full of lunatics. Just another day in D.C.

  27. Nina says:

    Crassholes.

  28. TyrantDestroyed says:

    So much class in a single set of photos! I am appalled by this.

  29. Louisa says:

    The rage I am feeling over this isn’t healthy. What the hell has happened to this country?

  30. tw says:

    We have a president who dyes his hair yellow. that’s all.

  31. HappyMom says:

    I read a comment somewhere that this just needs the banjo music playing.

  32. HappyMom says:

    These pictures make me furious. I don’t even like HRC-but how dare they basically desecrate the White House by mocking the picture of the First Lady? What the hell?

    • Esmom says:

      Yeah, that is really beyond the pale. Security should have thrown them the f&ck out for their ignorant antics.

      • SusanneToo says:

        I bet the WH staff, the ones who have served multiple presidents, go home and vomit every day. I hope they’re taking notes for the exposes.

      • swak says:

        @SusanneToo – is there any White House staff left? I didn’t think they had hired anyone yet.

      • SusanneToo says:

        I assume there are some holdovers, like kitchen, maintenance, someone to turn on the lights, adjust the thermostat. Those idiots aren’t capable of such tasks.

  33. EscapedConvent says:

    Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph—Ted Nugent in the White House? They’ll have to get the Biohazard Team in there now to un-poison and sterilize it. They don’t make them any more vile and repulsive than Ted Nugent. And look at him—he’s so pleased with himself.

    If there was a shred of doubt that Trump is a sick twist, this should take care of it.

  34. Beezwax says:

    Don’t forget Sarah Evans in this sh*t show. Is that her it looks like her next to Kid meth.

  35. Beezwax says:

    Don’t forget Sarah Evans in this sh*t show.

    • Bethy says:

      No, that’s Kid Rock’s gf. She was in his Rolling Stone interview. She’s appalling like him.

  36. Ariella says:

    Because great minds listen to great music.

    Now find me a place to puke.

  37. Joannie says:

    He has reached the height of tackiness. It’s so bad I have to laugh.

  38. Tiffany says:

    He has no friends. More importantly, he has no A list friends.

    HA…..HAHAHA…….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

  39. Shark Bait says:

    TTTRRRAAAASSSSHHHHH!!

  40. swak says:

    Did they sign the White House visitors log?

    • Syko says:

      Doesn’t matter, we’re no longer allowed to see it.

      I just want to know why the males (maybe) in these pictures are wearing their hats inside the house? Do any of them have the slightest grasp of etiquette?

  41. PaulY says:

    Like the old saying goes, “Birds of a feather…” Gross.

  42. Jennifer says:

    I wonder who is minding the stills while they are away.

    • Christin says:

      Just read that Mama Tacky missed her nine-year-old’s birthday to go to the WH with Cherry Blossom or whatever her other daughter’s name is.

  43. Syko says:

    Doesn’t matter, we’re no longer allowed to see it.

    I just want to know why the males (maybe) in these pictures are wearing their hats inside the house? Do any of them have the slightest grasp of etiquette?

  44. Bijou says:

    Sad! That’s the level “celebrity” Trump attracts. I’m so embarrassed for America.

  45. Lisa says:

    What a pathetic, racist lineup.

  46. Diane says:

    No wonder he doesn’t want the White House Visitors Log released. I’d be embarrassed to but I guess these are the only “celebs” who would agree to show up.

  47. RussianBlueCat says:

    As much as they are hated for their vapid, plastic surgery obsessed, over the top lifestyle. At least the Kardashians would have shown more class than this bunch( yes that is not setting the bar high)

  48. Nina says:

    It’s a weird dystopian version of “Marry, F*ck, Kill”, where you kill yourself.

  49. Chetta B. says:

    Three of the biggest a$$holes in the public eye, hands-down.

  50. Veronica says:

    I didn’t expect that shot of them in front of the Hillary painting to anger me as much as I did, but here we are. Maybe we really did get the president we deserve.

    • Nina says:

      Trump and his cronies are every Internet troll personified.

    • HappyMom says:

      Yes-seeing it made me totally ragey and disgusted. Just when I couldn’t think less of Trump and his ilk, there’s something new to infuriate me.

  51. Mary says:

    where they had raccoon pie………

  52. Eric says:

    It’s EZ-D and the D-Listers!

  53. Ginger Gal says:

    Palin has a lot of nerve making fun of Clinton. At least she has a portrait painting in the WH. Palin never will. It’s Jealously. Got it. and KId Rock? Shouldn’t he be called Grampa Rock by now. Does Nugent have anything that isn’t camouflage?

  54. Giddy says:

    So…what do we think they ate? Upthread people suggested raccoon or squirrel. But I do think DT would touch either one. So I think it was meatloaf with a side of mac and cheese and banana pudding for dessert. Of course there was a green salad with gallons of ranch dressing. The White House chef must be dying!

    • SusanneToo says:

      I hope it came from the disease ridden MAL kitchen.
      Come to think of it, that kitchen received so many Health Dept citations, I’m willing to keep paying to keep sending trump there every weekend. Sooner or later ….😉😉😁😁

    • Annetommy says:

      Possum pie, with a side helping of home-shot Moose for Sarah.

  55. Norma Warner says:

    Fumigate the place immediately!

  56. MaybeTomorrow says:

    Is it tacky and disrespectful ? Of course it is,

    But so is referring to POTUS as Emporer BIgly (among other things).

    This whole country is ate up with hypocrisy. I’m justified in my poor behavior but I’ll call out and judge yours.

    Be the change you wish to see. Think PALin et al are tacky and disrespectful against a former First Lady they didn’t support ? Check yourself and make sure you aren’t against a politician you don’t.

    • HappyMom says:

      No. There is no comparison for comparing what a terrible POTUS Trump is, and Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock mocking a portrait of a First Lady. If Jay Z had stood under a picture of Nancy Reagan making faces, Fox News and their viewers would have come unglued. Their behavior is disgusting-and I’m no HRC fan. So thanks for your holier-than-thou attitude-there’s the door.

    • Veronica says:

      You can continue promoting a false comparison, but the rest of us who are wise enough to see this man for what he is are not falling for it.

    • MaybeTomorrow says:

      The pot and the kettle are the same color. Pretending otherwise doesn’t make it so,

      Bad behavior is bad behavior.

  57. Deeanna says:

    This whole country is “ate up”, huh? Well, I’s done checked myself and I’s sure I’m not against “a politician I don’t”.

    That being made clear, I continue to be absolutely amazed at exactly how cretinous Trump is. This idiot indeed needs someone with an ounce of sense to monitor his actions 24/7. Trump has low class and no class. It’s astounding how classless he is.

    Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. Sounds like a set up for a joke. A bad joke.

  58. The Other Katherine says:

    Someone call the garbage man, the Oval Office is full of trash.

  59. Achoo! says:

    Why is there a large sheet of Perspex/glass on the floor blow trumps chair.

    Incontinence?

  60. Shannon says:

    She’s at the White House and yet dressed like a hillbilly cougar trolling the local bars. And that picture with Hillary Clinton’s portrait? Really disrespectful. They are men who hate smart, accomplished women, and she’s a woman who is jealous of smart, accomplished women. Pretty pathetic really. I’m sure Hillary has zero f***s to give.