Jessica Simpson’s outfit was a MESS yesterday. The sunglasses are $2610 Dolce & Gabbana. Would you wear any of this?! [LaineyGossip]
David Letterman scored a new Netflix talk show. [Dlisted]
Zendaya looked like a disco queen at a Variety event. [Go Fug Yourself]
Billy Dee Williams is out here giving life advice to Donald Glover. [Pajiba]
I’m already over this Kendall Jenner story. [Jezebel]
Leah Remini: Scientology isn’t a religion, it’s a business. [OMG Blog]
I honestly thought Katherine Heigl was showing off a keg. She wasn’t. [Celebslam]
Oh. My. God. This church’s aerial view!! [The Blemish]
Is Jenelle Evans’ memoir full of lies? [Reality Tea]
Victoria Justice is bringing back houndstooth. [Popoholic]
Honey Boo Boo is going to be an aunt, y’all. [Starcasm]
Oh honey NO
I’ve been looking terrible lately, and by viewing this “stepping out” inanity, I breath a sigh of relief.
My guess: she did it for the negative attention. Cue media tour about having a “normal body” and media bullying in 3…2…1…
At least she has some clothes on. So let’s give her that. So tired of naked bodies everywhere.
Me too!!!!
OKAY…I am a bit overweight with size G boobs. She seems to be at a healthy weight…but that outfit makes her look 60 to 70 pounds over her real weight and having H or K boobs. This is such a series of poor choices…it is so bad that it must have been intentional.
Oh my holy god! That outfit, if it were a person, looks exactly the way it feels to be shitfaced falling-down drunk.
What does she do, exactly? Her Mother runs the business which does nothing but use her name on trashy clothes. By the looks of her bulging tummy it looks as if she drinks her days away.
She looks like she got dressed while drunk. The clothes look too small for her and everything is disheveled. And no the sunglasses and purse too.
That may not be too far from the truth.
And that choker is living up to it’s name. Good grief. She is so beautiful, but this ensemble is so not. Better luck next time, Jessica.
On a positive note, her weight gain tells me she cut back on Adderall.
And she’s a designer smh.
To be fair, she’s not a designer. The Camuto Group produces shoes and apparel for Jessica Simpson Collection.
She looks kinda like an LV strip hooker to me.
She also has ZERO idea how to dress for her body type.
I’m a D/DD and would like a reduction. Can’t imagine sporting a rack like that. I could not take the attention it would draw, nor how bad it throws proportions off and how hard it is to dress flatteringly as a result.
The whole outfit is hideous. Jessica Simpson, what happen to you? You have a fashion empire, and you dress like this? I know you are coming back with an album and I happy for you, but that is no excuse to dress like this. However, I love the glasses.
She just licenses her name out.
All i can think of is: “slutty brownie!”
Pregnant slutty cookie dough.
That sounds really good
I have a great recipe for Slutty Brownies! They are much more appealing to look at than this hot mess right here, too…
That look is so unflattering on levels. And I’m getting flashbacks of when Mariah Carey would pour herself into frocks a size or two too small out of vanity.
Anywho, that is a really terrible look on Jessica Simpson… though I am sure her dad would like it.
Jessica Simpson and Mariah Carey have the same ability to look both heavy and then days later slim again. I’m hoping this is an unfortunate outfit and that Jessica hasn’t regained the weight – because I sympathize with how difficult it is to lose the weight again. I’m thinking Jessica stopped working out since her calves are small again.
When I read the title, I thought “It can’t be that bad!” But I stand corrected. It’s worse than bad!
Yeah, I thought it was an exaggeration, but it really wasn’t.
I will say…love the clutch.
Oh dear.
How can a women as wealthy as Jessica, with a successful fashion label, look this bad?
Because money does not buy taste.
Yikes! That outfits so ugly and nothing fits. She must have lost a bet and had to wear it in public. What’s with all the cheap looking, awful sunglasses these days?
Yeah, if I was looking for any type of media attention, I would totally wear this outfit.
Hold up, the blouse was first tucked in and then she tied it around her stomach.
NO !!! NO !!!
What fresh hell is this?!
when did her boobs get to that massive dolly pardon level?
Right? But Dolly knows how to dress her girls.
Sadly, gaining a lot of weight makes boobs blow up in size for some ppl.
Jessicas curvy again and the curves look great on her but clothes that would look good on Kendall Jenner won’t look the same on her frame. But this outfit needs to go to the trash.
I would wear the skirt and the shoes.
Perhaps the glasses, but only if I was feeling wild and not with the other two pieces.
Is BBC’s Absolutely Fabulous having auditions?
That was my first thought about the glasses. They’re awful but tell everybody what the brand is and they become chic.
So bad. ALL of it. Sunglasses are a joke. Also, dress for your size. If you don’t you look trashy and try-hard, not beautiful and stylish.
I wouldn’t even wear that nail color.
Booze has destroyed what was once the most desirable body in the biz. Her hair has been bad since she fell out with Ken Paves. All the thermal sculpting & injectables on the planet can’t help her at this point. The outfit is too sad to discuss. Get the girl another Alabama Slammer.
Ken Paves of the muppet extensions wasn’t much better.
When I was like 20 I wore those clip in extensions in public and thought they looked real.
I forgot about those! Bang clips! Lol 2004 was such a simple time. Minus the budget extension line Paves can really do some hair. She looked her best when he was styling her. I wonder why she stopped working with him. Bad move in my opinion.
For a minute I thought it was Paris Hilton gone off.
She is like a Walmart loving lady from the Bible Belt who won a lottery…
Everything is crap. She has to be drunk but then fashion has never been her thing. Still, it is hideous.
I’ve always greatly preferred Ashlee’s style. It’s like the two sisters were raised in separate areas of the country. Ashlee seems to avoid the tacky, trashy, look at me I say stupid things. I also think Jessica exaggerates her accent.
Like Jessica, I’m a DD girl, and if I had her money, I’d have a reduction to lovely perky B.
I thought that was Hulk Hogan’s daughter. Blimey!
Leah Remini is amazing. Her willingness to repeatedly call Scientology out makes me remember why I liked her way back when she was on Saved By the Bell.
Also, similar to Jessica, Leah’s never lost the weight she gained after she had a kid. It’s nice to see women in Hollywood who have kids and don’t starve themselves back to a Size Zero. The difference is, Leah looks fabulous and knows how to dress for her current body. Jessica should learn from Leah.
God, for someone with a “fashion” empire, she has always had atrocious taste.
Holy sartorial disaster, Batman!
I recently went on a binge watch and watched the first season of The Newlyweds. She was really cute in that show (what happened?). Also, no wonder why she and Nick divorced. They were totally wrong for each other.
I hate that my first thought was that she has gained weight. :-/
Or maybe pregnant?
I didn’t even think about that, it’s definitely possible.
I’d wear it in a size that fit me, though I’d go longer on the skirt. The outfit itself is fine – it’s just that it’s not cut or proportioned to her body. When you’re really busty, that blousey look is hard to pull off without looking too top heavy, no matter how sleek the bottom is.
The glasses are honestly the best part – they’re just fun.
While I think the clothes are awful, I tend to think that people’s perceptions are swayed by the wearer. If Rihanna stepped out in this, people (in general, not necessarily here) would be praising her fashion sense and body confidence,
It would look better on Rihanna. Jessica looks like she’s unhappy with her body, but is trying to highlight her great legs and no muffin top while not showcasing the girls (yes, there are a lot of undone buttons here, but no actual cleavage on show). And she’ll have some fun with the purse and sunnies to distract from any weird lumpiness.
I would wear the sunglasses. I would not pay 2k for them.
For the life of me I can’t figure out why she doesn’t have a handle on what works for her and what doesn’t. I refuse to believe she put on THAT outfit, looked in the mirror and went damn, I look good. I refuse.
I’m into it. It’s so her. #hatersgonnahate
I think we’re gonna find out this is a prank, a joke….,
Jessica is pregnant, right?? That’s a bump if ever I’ve seen one. Tin roof, rusted.
Her face looks so odd too, if you can get past the hideous outfit. The Botox and fillers and implants, oh my!
Lord, help that child.
Never put ruches and ruffles over such a magnificent cleavage.
It adds volume to an area that does not need it.
This looks terrible, but she has a great canvass to work with: very on-trend curves, massive boobs, flat tummy, great legs. And the money, and the celebrity, and the sexual napalm, and the fashion empire.
This is the waste of a great potential we are seeing here.
That honey boo boo family is a mess.
I agree; I think they believe they’re the equivalent of the Duggars. Like the Downhome Duggars. Sigh.
You don’t have to guess if she’s gained weight. You can see it in her face and under her chin. She hasn’t been getting much attention lately was my first thought, so maybe she’s trying to pull off what Celine did in France.