Hillary Clinton’s elbow is Team Aniston

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CB already covered part of this story earlier today – Hillary Clinton broke her elbow this morning and now she has officially cancelled on Angelina Jolie. Angelina and the Secretary of State were supposed to attend a Washington DC World Refugee Day event, as well as jointly hand out Foreign Service Awards. But Hillary had to cancel. Why does Hillary’s elbow hate Brangelina? Is Hillary’s elbow Team Aniston?

I should also note that Angelina is still scheduled to appear on AC 360, being interviewed by none other than Anderson Cooper. The rumor yesterday was that Angelina and Hillary would be doing a joint-interview on AC 360, but I could find that confirmed anywhere. I suspect that Angelina would be doing the interview, and then she and Hillary would be doing appearances together during the next few days:

Hillary Clinton has canceled a meeting Thursday with Angelina Jolie after breaking her elbow.

“On the way to the White House late this afternoon, Secretary Clinton fell and suffered a right elbow fracture,” her chief of staff Cheryl Mills said in a statement overnight. “She was treated at The George Washington University Hospital before heading home.”
Clinton will have surgery next week.

She was supposed to join Jolie at a World Refugee Day event and present awards at the American Foreign Service Association.

Jolie, who recently finished shooting the spy thriller Salt, is still expected to attend the event. She is also slated to appear on CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360.

On Wednesday, it was announced that the Jolie-Pitt Foundation has donated $1 million to the U.N. refugee agency providing aid to displaced people in Pakistan.

[From US Weekly]

Here’s a fun fact for the Brangalunatics: Hillary Clinton and Angelina Jolie are sort of related. They’re cousins like eleven times removed. That little fact was revealed on the campaign trail last year, and when asked about it Hillary said she was “thrilled”. She praised Angelina as a “strong independent women,” who has “been very quick to give back to charities and humanitarian causes.” Perhaps Hillary’s elbow forgot that blood is thicker than Team Aniston.

Here’s Secretary of State Hillary Clinton speaking in the Brady Briefing Room about a humanitarian aid plan for Pakistan at the White House on May 19th. Images thanks to WENN.com .
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  1. Annie says:


    Omg Kaiser. This was a ridiculous piece. I’m cracking up over here.

  2. lena says:

    I challenge kaiser to go one week without reporting on AJ or BP, unless of course it’s something extremely important. This piece, as Annie states, is ridiculous. I like AJ to, but get off her d*** already, it’s like you want to tie AJ to nearly every story you write for god sakes, i like coming to this site, but damn get some variety already

  3. photo jojo says:

    I love it. 🙂 Gave me a good laugh @ work. Well done, Kaiser!

  4. diddy says:

    why do i feel out of everyone on this forum that kaiser is more invested in the bloody bermuda triangle of brad,angie and jennifer?

    Lmao how somehow kaiser manages to link aniston name to a non- aniston related topic, yet its the same kasier that gets mad when the tabs still run with the triangle stories; you cant have it both ways love lol

  5. Gloaming says:

    @3. lena – I’m with you all the way, but Speidi should be added to your list too.
    @5. diddy – damn straight!!

  6. lena says:

    Alright Gloaming Speidi can be added to the list to, that’s a really good choice actually, and Diddy I couldn’t agree with you more, now I’ll just wait to see if Kaiser is up for the challenge

  7. lala says:

    her elbow is team aniston. that was fricken brillant. lmao

  8. fizXgirl314 says:

    whyyyyyyyyy god whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? if this site insists on having 2-3 stories about AJ everyday, can we at least not tie them (albeit jokingly) to JA? I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

  9. Sauronsarmy says:

    diddy: I always say the loons are the ONLY ones keeping jen/brangeline thing alive. Everytime somebody says something negative about Mother Teresa 2.0 you MUST be a jen fan. Because its impossible to hate all three.

  10. Aspen says:

    Hillary looks jaundiced in these photos. What horrid pictures of her! Either that, or it’s my monitor settings.

    Is it just me, or is that a fantastic jacket she has on?

  11. Mairead says:

    Blood is thicker than Team Aniston.. love it 😆

    Aspen – am LOVING the jacket too. And it’s not your monitor. She has the misfortune of having an idiot for a makeup artist/adviser who buys into that old fallacy of using a yellow-based foundation to “warm up” pink-based skin. 🙄

    Prescriptives for the win!

  12. Kaiser says:

    Agree, Mairead, it’s her makeup. She must have put it on in the dark.

    Oh, well. At least her hair looks good. Her highlights have been stunning for a couple of years now, she’s got someone good doing it.

    Great jacket, too.

  13. GoodOrder says:

    very good emotional pictures, to me – anything but laugh

  14. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    Great jacket but whoever is giving her that old lady makeup needs to be taken out back and shot. For shame.

    Brilliant story. Can we bring the Magic Loom into the triumverate of JA/AJ/BP please? Perhaps the Magic Loom (ML) can be what is REALLY behind Kaiser’s stories that always mention the three together…Kaiser is at the mercy of the ML.

    Kaiser is ML’s minion!!!!

    Edit – awesome comment above me…

  15. Ned says:

    Does that mean that John Voight is related to Hillary Clinton?

  16. Ned says:

    That was a funny piece, by the way.

  17. Kaiser says:

    Ned – I believe the connection is between the Rodham family and the Bertrand family.

  18. BlueSkies says:

    Hi Ned. They are related through the Cloutier family of Canada via Bertrands

  19. Bean says:

    This is the best headline I’ve seen about this story all day!! WELL DONE!

  20. ccoop says:

    I want her hair and her jacket. But not if it comes as a package deal with the jaundice.

  21. cara says:

    All I know is when I saw this bitch during the primaries, she was on f*king FIRE. She exuded passion. Now, she seems dead to me. I wonder what this current admin has on her to of persuaded her to join their team, after all good ‘ol Barry DID say “she was unfit to run the country.”

    (I did not say she was dead To me, rather she seems like a human void of their soul)

  22. Aspen says:

    Cara, you know…I’m responding late, but what the hell:

    I’m a moderate-to-right kind of gal. I’m more conservative than liberal on most things. In truth, Hillary Clinton is rarely right in line with my own beliefs in her political agenda.

    THAT SAID…I feel strongly that she was robbed. If she had been the Democratic candidate, I would’ve voted Democrat in a heartbeat. I have so much admiration and respect for this woman that I would’ve danced with giddy glee to the polls (well, here in Oki, I would’ve danced with glee to the Post Office with my absentee ballot, but you get the idea) on election night.

    For whatever I disagree with Secretary Clinton on politically, it doesn’t decrease ANY of her passion, patriotism, competence, and experience in my view of her. She would’ve made this country proud. I won’t go into anything closer to political discussion than that here…but she was robbed. And so were the American People, in my opinion.

    I don’t think she’s “dead.” I think her job, now, is of a very different kind. She doesn’t give speeches and legislate now. She has a very serious job to do and it is not one that allows for passionate posturing as often as we are used to seeing with her. Like the consummate professional that she is…she has adapted to her new job and is, I’m absolutely certain, doing it to the best of her ability.

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