Please let this ‘Chris Hemsworth set up Angelina Jolie & Tom Hiddleston’ story be true

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Tom Hiddleston has been a shell of his former self post-Taylor Swift. He gives off the vibe of “I’ve learned my lesson, I need to stop talking so much,” especially after the 2017 Golden Globes disaster, and then the absurd GQ story. But I miss the old Hiddles, the dancing bear who would do anything for attention. That is why I want this story to be true, on so many different levels. One, I really, really want Tom to have another high-profile girlfriend, just because it will make my life and my job easier. Two, I think Tom would be happy to get another girlfriend. Three, I want to see Angelina Jolie with someone high-profile, because that will also make my job easier. So let’s put them together, universe. Tom Hiddleston + Angelina Jolie = Angiddles? Tangie? Tomgelina? Jiddles? OMG, I am really giddy with the very idea of this!!!

Did Chris Hemsworth really set up a date between Angelina Jolie and Tom Hiddleston? That’s the claim in one of the new tabloids. Gossip Cop looked into the supposed love connection and we can exclusively set the record straight. Jolie and Hemsworth were seated next to each other at the Golden Globes earlier this month, prompting a slew of false stories about the two being an item. Gossip Cop busted the baseless speculation, but now the New Zealand edition of Woman’s Day has come up with a new spin on the narrative. According to the unreliable magazine, Hemsworth actually played matchmaker for Jolie and his Thor co-star Hiddleston.

“Ange was complaining that her love life sucked and that guys were scared of asking her out after her split from Brad,” a so-called “insider” tells the outlet. “That’s when Chris mentioned that his mate Tom has always had the hots for her, and Ange said she liked him too.” The questionable insider further claims that Hemsworth introduced the two via a messaging app, and they “haven’t stopped texting and calling each other” since.

“They are talking about doing dinner together in LA in a couple of weeks,” adds the seemingly phony source. “There is definite chemistry between them and Ange has been gushing how much she likes Tom’s new look, with his rugged beard.” The alleged insider also maintains that Jolie has been “longing to find love again,” which puts Hiddleston “in the right place at the right time.”

However, it was reported less than two weeks ago that Jolie is single and not ready to start dating again anytime soon, so Gossip Cop was quick to question this report. Our doubts were confirmed after checking with several sources close to those involved in the story, all of whom assure us there’s no truth to the magazine’s article. This tall tale, which amounts to nothing more than fan fiction, was created because Hemsworth sat next to Jolie at an awards show, and he also co-stars with Hiddleston in the Thor movies. That’s where these connections begin and end.

[From Gossip Cop]

Gossip Cop is such a wet blanket!!! LET US HAVE JIDDLES. Tangie needs to happen, my God. Everybody was so focused on the chemistry between Angelina and Chris Hemsworth, no one even thought that Chris could be setting Angelina up on a date with his dragonfly bro. Angelina likes British dudes too, and while Tom is a bit too straight-arrow for her usual “type,” I bet her type has changed post-Brad. Maybe she doesn’t want a bad boy. Maybe she wants a needy, ginger people-pleaser with legs for days. PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN, UNIVERSE.

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  1. Surely Wolfbeak says:

    *insert Maleficent laughing gif here

  2. Ktae says:

    I didn’t know how much I needed this in my life till you made the possibility happen.

  3. Midigo says:

    “ I want to see Angelina Jolie with someone high-profile”. Me too. Only, I’m not sure I see Tom as a high-profile candidate.

    • Mia4s says:

      Well now there’s the gossip game of the day. Who “high profile” would you hook up with Angie Jolie?

      I have no idea! All I can figure is it will be a guy who already has kids because she’d want someone good with kids and also because jumping from zero kids to stepdad of six would be….intense…to say the least. Otherwise, I’m stumped!

      • Brittney B. says:

        Doesn’t have to be a guy.

      • OG OhDear says:

        Taylor Swift, going into her “woke and mature” phase.


      • Erinn says:

        I feel like if the person had a big, tight-knit family it could be okay as well. Personally, there were next to no other kids in my close family except a couple that were my own age. So I wasn’t used to being around tiny ones – and am somewhat baffled by what to do with them honestly lol. But someone who has a bunch of nieces/nephews/younger cousins/siblings and spent a good deal of time around them they could transition into that with relative ease. I mean – it’s not the same as raising some of your own exactly, but big close families can make someone pretty used to being hands-on with kids.

    • H says:

      I would like to see Angelina with a politician or some big-wig CEO like Selma Hayek landed. The last thing she needs is another actor bf. Yeah, hoping this is not true.

      • Tania says:

        I agree. She’s going to go Jackie O. She’s going to come out with some high profile billionaire. It will be someone that can help fund her career aspirations.

  4. Rapunzel says:

    Angie with the Swifty sloppy seconds? Doubtful.

    • Red says:

      But that’s why I want it to happen. Taylor would be so angered that Hiddles moved on with the most fantastic “rebound” ever. And I don’t even like either one of them much.

      • jetlagged says:

        For that reason alone, I could get onboard with this idea.

      • Jingle says:

        Rebound? Tom dated Taylor 1.5 YEARS ago. A rebound is a QUICK fling shortly AFTER a BREAKUP. Tom was Taylor’s rebound from Calvin. Broke up with Calvin in June 2016, dated Tom in June 2016 and it was over before the summer was. REBOUND.

    • Lolo86lf says:

      Tom and Taylor broke up long ago so it wouldn’t be sloppy seconds. Tom is almost an A-list actor who is still climbing his way to the top. He is a young handsome English man with a nice personality, so I do not see why Angelina would turn her nose up to him.

    • Hollz says:

      The phrase sloppy seconds needs to die.

      • V4Real says:

        Right! Unless you’re with a virgin then we are all somebody’s sloppy second, or third and fourth.

        Needs to die for real.

      • Lexter says:

        It’s a revolting and usually sexist phrase. If anything he should be referred to as floppy seconds

  5. Lilith says:

    Angie will eat him alive! Lol. But seriously, they might make it work. Good luck to them.

    • Nancy says:

      And spit him out afterwards. If he couldn’t handle the blonde brat, it would be comical to see him with Mrs. Smith…

    • magnoliarose says:

      Angelina doesn’t do showmances and certainly not with him.

      • Nancy says:

        She married Jonny Lee Miller after costarring in Hackers. Don’t know about the Billy Bob hookup. She hadn’t met Pitt before Mr. & Mrs. Smith (supposedly) but married him after. So I think that counts as her doing showmances.

      • KBB says:

        She met Billy Bob on the set of Pushing Tin and Jenny Shimizu on the set of Foxfire. To my knowledge, she has never dated anyone she didn’t meet on set.

        ETA: I think Magnolia means Taylor and Tom were a fake PR relationship.

      • magnoliarose says:


        That is precisely what I meant. 🙂

    • Valiantly Varnished says:

      But that’s probably what he LIKES. I can guarantee you that Tom likes strong women and would have no problem being Angelina’s prey. He needs a strong woman in his life.

      • Nancy says:

        Does he have mother issues or something. Taylor was so not him. Angie seems much too progressive for him. I see him with a demure English girl. Who knows, on paper, a lot of couples don’t seem right, but click when they’re together, but I highly doubt he’s Angelina’s cup of tea.

      • Valiantly Varnished says:

        @Nancy liking a strong woman doesn’t mean you have mother issues. It’s actually a sign of confidence. Men who are intimidated by strong women tend to be rather insecure. As for him and Tay Tay. I think like most of the men she dates, he got sold a bill of goods that wasn’t what he actually got. She plays the cool girl when trying to get a guy but in an actual relationship, she comes across as incredibly needy. And he’s a British dude who probably found all of her “stuff” a bit much. He may end up with a British girl but if he does – she won’t be a girl, she will be a woman. With a career and life of her own. I can definitely see that

      • Nancy says:

        VV: I’ve been rooting for him ever since that little beotch TS had her dancers mock him with the I heart TS shirts. What an FU to him, who I thought made her look better. I think he doesn’t give two f’s about Swift, along with the rest of her exes. He seems as regular as a famous guy can be. Not preparing to see the headline of he and Angie and the kids going out for ice cream. Nooooo!

      • Lightpurple says:

        @Nancy, Gwen Christie, Susannah Fielding and The JArthy may all be English but hardly demure.

    • allons-y a lonso says:

      Angelina looks like she doesn’t eat anything.

  6. Mia4s says:

    That is hilariously creative. BS of course but A+++ to them for effort.

    Let’s face it, she’d eat him alive. He wouldn’t last a day.

    If she dates again I think it will be someone outside the industry. Some international development type or something.

    • Esmom says:

      The idea was creative, lol, but the execution was lacking a bit. It read like middle schoolers talking about their crushes, ffs. What a bizarre pairing, too. Although I say that about a lot of couples.

    • Lana 234 says:

      @ mia4s I completely agree with you I think Angelina would eat poor Tom alive. He needs to be with someone outside of the business. I mean if he couldn’t handle somebody like Taylor Swift I don’t think he could handle Angelina.

  7. Annabelle Bronstein says:

    Ok they’d look like the Gen X version of Harry and Meghan, except Angie’s the one with a title. I’m here for it!

  8. Kate says:

    OMG that would be something! I’d like to see that played out, lol.

  9. WMGDtoo says:

    LMAO.. yeah

  10. lightpurple says:

    We’re serving chocolate chip scones and clementines on the veranda this morning.

    The absurdity of Angelina discussing her love life with CHEMboy and Taika Waititi at an awards ceremony is making my week.

    And there’s a new Aardman Animation coming. Hurray!

    • Esmom says:

      Truly it is absurd. Can I take a scone for the road? 🙂

    • whatWHAT? says:

      “The absurdity of Angelina discussing her love life with CHEMboy and Taika Waititi at an awards ceremony is making my week.”

      right? I’m so sure she’d tell the guys at her table (and not her few close female friends) how much her “dating life sucks”. because that’s just the thing an A-lister does at an awards show after a high-profile relationship and an even HIGHER-profile split/divorce.

      I believe her when she says her kids are her focus right now. if she needs a little something, she’d probably go the route she did prior, where she meets someone for an afternoon at a hotel.

    • Malificent says:

      If I was AJ, sitting between Chris and Taika, I’d be quietly sipping my drink and plotting how to make that threesome happen….

    • laura-j says:

      I just got excited for Angie and Taika. That would be fire, but then I looked it up and he is happily married. Bummer. She could use a funny guy next time.

  11. Sparkly says:

    I would not like that pairing at all. But I’m not really a Hiddle fan, especially after that horrible Taylor mess.

    I don’t really see her bemoaning her love life in public or gushing over his beard, either, but I guess I could be wrong. lol

  12. Em says:

    Yes! Universe; please make this happen!

  13. sparrow2 says:

    This is to absurd to even consider.

  14. Maya says:

    Haha no – I love them both actually and Tom is a known feminist so he won’t feel insecure by her beauty, fame and intelligence.

    Having said that – I STILL want Angelina and Keanu Reeves to become the next happy couple. Gossip world, make that happen..

    • Astrid says:

      Oh!!!!! good one. I would so totally be on board with this pairing

    • Louisa says:

      Oh I’m hoping for Keanu and Diane Lane….

    • Xi Tang says:

      OMG yes Maya! I’m so for Angie and Keanu happening.

      • Nancy says:

        She has to find someone who wants to help raise hers and Brad’s kids. That’s quite a situation right there. Good luck!

    • Handsome, humble, quietly charitable, unfailingly friendly, completely uninterested in fame in any form…are we talking about Keanu Reeves the actor? Seriously he’d be all
      “Know what Ang I started a charity for REAL cancer victims 7 years ago and today I just donated 2 million to help out”
      “Whoa, Ang put the phone down! The people that need to know already do!”
      “Anyway Ang I was talking to this homeless guy and he was just so right about…Ang! wait, Where are you going?!”

      “Please dear boy I’m going to my French Chateau to write my next movie, phoning Lord and Lady Whosit to speak about violence on the world stage, and calling an A plus designer for my next black… or white gown. Be a good lad and you can go with me.”

      “Ohhkay.. but nah I’ve got my bike and a change of clothes I’m good…you have fun or whatever at your chateau.”

  15. Jennifer says:

    Let us not pretend that Jolie wouldn’t EAT HIDDLESTON ALIVE. “I’m a UN ambassador with six children, an Oscar, directing credits and a Damehood. You’re cute for trying, kid.”

    • Jennifer says:

      I actually wonder if her next move mightn’t be an extremely hot politician.

    • LT says:


      Furthermore, I don’t think Angelina is waiting to be “asked out.” I suspect if she sees what she wants, she wouldn’t be shy about making the first move.

    • Sara says:

      She is NOT a dame. She is an honorary one, and that was set up by Hague as a publicity stunt. Honorary dames are a dime a dozen, and it means very little.

      • whatWHAT? says:

        not that I care about her “dame-ship” one way or the other, but this…

        “Honorary dames are a dime a dozen”

        is a GREAT song lyric…

      • graymatters says:

        I think that it’s “only” an honorable dameship (?) because she’s American. If she were British, it would be the real deal. Honorary or not, knighthoods are chosen by the British Parliment. I doubt the Hauge had much to do with it.

  16. Pam says:

    Just no! She needs a real man not a little boy. He’s not attractive at all.

    • Dr. Mrs. The Monarch says:

      I feel the same way. She has enough children without adding all of Hiddleston’s extra needs. Her teenagers are more mature than Tom.

    • Jess says:

      Thank you for saying that! Why is everyone pretending that this crosseyed pale skinny Brit is a catch? So NOT sexy. I’ve said it before … do not discount Angie ending up with a woman.

  17. Jamie42 says:

    I got stopped at the notion that Angelina would say, “My love life sucks” to Chris Hemsworth. Can’t see it happening!

    • Ankhel says:

      Perhaps if she was flirting. And then Chris was like, “Hey, Tom! Come be my human shield!” Only, sneakier. By the time Tom was seated and realized the score, it was too late to giggle and wriggle out. He tried, but nope.

      Chris has since sent Tom a set of leatherbound, nineteenth century poetry books as an apology. Tom wishes they weren’t nursery rhymes, but he’s warming up.

  18. Beth says:

    I seriously doubt this is true. Angie and Tom were both in the most talked about recent breakups, and that tabloid is trying to get readers interested again

  19. Chef Grace says:

    Hm, let’s see.
    Loki pointing his glow stick of destiny at Maleficent and telling her KNEEL YOU MEWLING QUIM.
    Yeah, we need this.

  20. Casi says:

    I mean, we basically willed Tiddles into existence, right? Let’s all put it out into the universe and see what happens!

  21. QueenB says:

    I dont think Angelina is into the wrinkled fivehead look.

    also “Angelina likes British dudes too” British dudes is code for white, posh dudes.

    • lightpurple says:

      She was married to Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton. Neither of whom has a full head of hair.

    • MI6 says:

      Wow, that’s really harsh. It’s his bone structure and pale English complexion.
      I think the wrinkles give him depth and character, which he undoubtedly developed after the Debacle that was 2016. He looks beautiful and more alive.

      • no no says:

        Did you saw video of him, Eddie and Maise from EM promos? When they made clay figures of each other.Too funny. 🙂 Maise is so adorable. And Tom is really a dork.

  22. Kaiser says:


    • Valiantly Varnished says:

      TANGIE. MaleLoki. Angeston.

      • third ginger says:

        Kaiser, I salute your genius. You hooked the Angie admirers, the Hiddleston fans [and those who are decidedly not]. All in one post that has the added benefit of being total nonsense!!

  23. SM says:

    Please. “Ange was complaining that her love life sucked and that guys were scared of asking her out after her split from Brad” that’s what she said to Chis at the globes? Seriously. It is Angie we are talking about. She does not strike me as someone who would go on about her love life to someone sat next to her at a party. The “Chris is running into a sunset with Angie” story did not stick, there is a new fan fiction. And “they have chemistry?” What chemistry if they haven’t met yet?

  24. Peeking in says:

    No no no!!! Hahaha
    Angie needs someone mature and debonair.
    Hiddleston needs someone younger and carefree.

  25. Mona says:

    Jolie fax. She wishes.

  26. Aud says:

    Oh please. If this happened my admiration of Angelina would evaporate into a puff of disillusioned smoke.

    Angie needs to return to her woman loving roots.

  27. Mary says:

    Run Tom

  28. Altariel says:

    She’d eat him alive. And he looks terrible.

  29. Gobo says:

    She would eat him for dinner.

  30. Neelyo says:

    No. She’d wither him with a look.

  31. Spikey says:

    No, that’s nonsense. I’m about 90% certain Angie’s next partner will be a distinguished older gentleman, someone with some achievements to his name. Personally, I don’t think she could do better than Neil deGrasse Tyson, but well… he’s married. Henry Rollins + Angie would be awesome, though. Ok, he’s very far from a distinguished gentleman *lol*

    • lightpurple says:

      And Rollins is childless by choice.

    • QueenB says:

      “I don’t think she could do better than Neil deGrasse Tyson”
      I do think she can do better than someone accused during MeToo.

      • Clairej says:

        Oh dear. I need to look this up. Love Neil DeGrasse Tyson. He is a hero to my son. Angelina would look great with Justin Trudeau (know he is happily married).

      • Argonaut says:

        someone who isn’t a pretentious asshole dweeb talking down to everyone would be a better choice too. i can’t stand tyson’s snooty little twitter remarks.

    • Xi Tang says:

      Umm not sure Henry is really into women

    • BorderMollie says:

      Agree about the older gentleman thing. I’m thinking Euro diplomat from an old money family or something dull like that, but who knows?

    • Rnr says:

      Okay I didn’t know who Henry Rollins was…so I looked him up. And PHWOAR. Thank you for that.

      Also, Henry + Angie yes please!

  32. minx says:

    Sorry, I don’t get his supposed appeal (ducks).

    • Neelyo says:

      I’ll take the blows for you, I don’t get it at all.

    • Nope says:

      He is British and quotes Shakespeare, was loki and I don’t get it either. The same people who find him attractive though also tend to be keen on cumberpatch…cumberbatch? Anyways, you know you I mean, who is equally strange looking.

      • jetlagged says:

        Ugh, as if. Benadryl Cucumberpatch looks like a foot…with weird eyes. But I would climb Hiddles like a tree – like a tall, graceful, ginger-bearded, peachy-arsed, Shakespeare-quoting tree. But no worries, I get that not everyone finds him their cup of English Breakfast tea.

      • Lightpurple says:

        @Jetlagged. Thank you. Bouncing Benny can stay all the way over THERE, out of both vision and hearing range.

    • lucy2 says:

      I don’t get it either, but to each their own.

      My wild guess is that she’s going to stay single for a while, and then announce a relationship with some older guy who’s not an actor.

  33. The New Classic says:

    People thought Chris and Angelina might be a thing cause they sat next to each other at an awards ceremony? Isn’t he married? 🤔

    • xdanix says:

      Yep, he is, and very happily too, by all accounts. The speculation literally only happened because they sat next to each other, there was absolutely nothing to base it on.

      However, he had the BEST response- when Ellen asked him about it on her show, he just laughed, and told her she was doing what the internet had done- ignored his “real date” Taika! And then, in a really clever display of charm, managed to pay Angelina a compliment while at the same time saying Elsa (Mrs Hemsworth) would be more scared of him leaving her for Taika than Angelina 😀 😀 😀

      It was funny, and charming, and managed to kill the rumours pretty much straightaway. It was the best I’ve seen someone handle a nonsense rumour spreading that quickly in a while.

  34. Other Renee says:

    The perfect man for her is James Bond. International hero. Debonair gentleman. Fears no one. And has a lot of cool gadgets she could play with.

  35. Surely Wolfbeak says:

    If I were making things up for a New Zealand gossip rag, and had to pick someone from the Thor franchise, it would have been Idris Elba. These people are amateurs.

  36. browniecakes says:

    Her kids would eat him alive. One would constantly be asking, ‘so what’s Taylor REALLY like?”

  37. Vv says:

    I’m wishing for Angie + Jack O’connell. It would work on SO MANY LEVELS

  38. Valiantly Varnished says:

    Angelina is my forever girl crush and Tom is bae. I am willing to sacrifice my sweet Hiddles to Angie. I am SO here for this!

  39. Alexandria says:

    Meh could be worse. Imagine if she hooked up with John Hamm.

  40. minxx says:

    Please Lord, make it happen! LOL… I don’t believe it for a second but it would have been such a glorious disaster!

  41. Reef says:

    *small voice* I’m not ready. I still want Brangelina back together. This one still hurts guys.

    • Nope says:

      As opposed to all the other rumours regarding Brad’s dating life??
      Or the one about the Cambodian rapper for Angie? Which to be honest, is easier to believe than this nonsense.
      I don’t picture Angie at the golden globes with her 14 year old son sitting next to her complaining about her love life to Hemsworth.

    • Snowflake says:

      *whispers* I’m not ready either. I love Brad and Angie together. *sob*

  42. Emma says:

    I’d put money on him having a girlfriend already, which would be why he is keeping out of the press as much as possible. He went all quiet at the end of last March, having been quite active for Kong press. And then he got a puppy and started looking for a family home in the country.

    • not a real think says:

      Well we know sh*t about his private life, so it is very possible. Besides Tay Tay (whose private life is public) we know very little about Hiddles RS and life. He could shag new girl every night and we won’t know about it 🙂 I bet one day he will show up with ring on his finger and press will be suprised

      • Jingle says:

        We’ve known of MANY gf’s tom has had. There are pictures all over the net with him with MANY women he has “dated” even lip locked on the red carpet (something even Taylor hasn’t done). Taylor rs with Joe has been far more private then any tom Hiddleston rs. Yes we know about her and Joe but she has kept it pretty private for such a high profile person, she dated him seven months before telling people. She simply let folks know so that the hiddleswift shippers and toms fans would move on. The shippers moved on, toms fans haven’t. Those two groups used to fight all the time until she put a stop to it by letting them know she was dating someone else.

        I love how his fans always try to falsely claim how private he is when the evidence says otherwise. Lack of interest maybe but he is not all that “private”. He’s private out of force. No one is really checking for him.

      • jetlagged says:

        OK @Jingle, I’m going to hate myself for taking the bait, but it galls me how Swifties revise history to make themselves feel better about their fave. Prior to Joe, how many boyfriends has Taylor been photographed with in a series of well-choreographed outings and photo ops? Oh right, ALL of them.

        Please don’t pretend she has been a paragon of privacy when it comes to her romantic life, it just makes you look foolish. Joe is really no exception either, the boyfriend roll-out was just dialed back to a lower intensity level because she knew the general public was in no mood for her usual antics.

      • Jingle says:

        There is no bait. The false claim was made that tom is a private person and that’s not true. Google him and check the photos. He’s a drama king on the red carpet. Behaving much like a person who tries desperately to create rumors. One of the reasons he and Taylor broke up (besides him being a rebound) because he wanted her to clown with him on the emmy red carpet. Additionally, he said in his GQ interview that he will not hide a relationship. You can tell that’s why they broke up. She wanted to hide, he did not.

        Prior to Joe she was a baby pretty much teen and under 25 dating. Once she hit 25 she had a rs that lasted well over one year with Calvin. Tom being a rebound does not really count and now she’s been with Joe longer then any and has been more private then ever. Clearly she has grown up and I think a lot of the earlier dating had to do with being young and having fun. Y’all act as if she married these men and had babies and was a three time divorcee with 3 kids before 25. Simple dating is all it was and I will not fault her for being normal.

      • Cran-berry says:


        OMG kissing your girlfriend on the mouth on the red carpet is so OTT. Scandalous!

        Are you even in high school yet?

        Just because Tom knows how to have fun and be comical, he’s an actor ya know, doesn’t mean he can’t have a private life too. And the “show-ship” with Swift was the most public Tom has ever been with a relationship, EVER. Yes he said he won’t ‘hide’ a relationship. That doesn’t mean the relationships he had before were overly exposed in any sort of way. In fact they were all pretty normal, even his somewhat undercover dating with Olsen. It’s only his ship w Taylor that went overboard.

        By the way no one gives a sh*t if Taylor and Joe-what’s-his-face are private. It’s only when she and her swifty minions like you try to rewrite the narrative that her exes like Tom and Calvin “insisted” that she be paparazzi public that people take her to task because she DOES have a history of that. Pushing the narrative that Taylor is always the victim, and others are to blame for her own conduct. If she’s going to date famous guys, then she needs to grow up and shut up because obviously people are going to have something to say about any misdirection she thinks she can spread around. After all, we were all watching.

    • Lightpurple says:

      He has wanted a dog for years but always said he was away from home too much and it wouldn’t be fair to the dog because there wasn’t anybody else to take care of it. The arrival of the dog tells me there is someone to take care of it.

      • Emma says:

        Yup. And after years of living in a London batcheler pad he is suddenly looking to buy a 6 bedroom house in the Sussex countryside. He’s not living in a 6 bedroom house alone – this is the man who goes out for his morning coffee and regularly has breakfast at the local cafe, he clearly enjoys being around bustle and people, he’d go spare rattling around a house in the country on his own, puppy or no puppy.

      • MI6 says:

        You’re so self-determined, LP. I am surprised you would think a single person is incapable of taking care of a dog.

  43. jj says:

    I love it, I really, really needed a laugh today. Thank you!!!!

  44. Nick says:

    Gossip Cop is so self righteous

    • Lady D says:

      ikr? It makes me laugh reading some of their “we can exclusively debunk” stories. Or their “we know for a fact” lines of bull. No different than any other gossip site, but what do you expect from a TMZ offshoot?

      • jetlagged says:

        Are they really TMZ adjacent? I had no clue, but I still rolled my eyes at almost every one of their stories after a few they had “debunked” through official sources turned out to be proven true just a few short weeks later.

  45. serena says:

    Man, they would look hot together. Sadly, I don’t think there’s any truth to these rumors.

  46. Candies says:

    I don’t think this has any truth by any stretch but if so great! Good for them.
    I would rather hear this kind of stories than the never ending child abuse, crap, nag and control for both she and Brad sick of the drugging negativity in to any move.

  47. Shannon says:

    I never would have considered this combo but omg I think I kind of love it! Sometimes, the most unexpected pairings are the coolest imo

  48. Lala says:

    Just make the “Loki & Maleficent” movie happen…THAT’S ALL THE WORLD NEEDS…AND WE NEED IT NOW!!! Actually…as a couple for real…it actually makes a bit of sense to me…He’s intelligent…posh…he’s adventurous artistically…British…and he’s HAWT AS FAWK!!! Yea I can DEFINITELY SEE THIS!

  49. Ninetta says:

    Hope to see them both in happy, long lasting relationships

  50. Keaton says:

    Just dropping in to say this would bring me tremendous joy and I DESERVE SOME JOY! Something to mitigate living under the Orange Overlord. Please Gossip Gods! MAKE IT HAPPEN!

  51. trillian says:

    Please no. I like the Loki character, but Hiddleston is the opposite of attractive and sexy. He looks like a puppy.

  52. spidee!! says:

    Fifty Shades of Fiction anyone?

    • third ginger says:

      Hello, dear. This is one of the more ridiculous topics I have seen here. Belated Happy New Year.

      • spidee!! says:

        And Happy New Year to you too. Nice to catch up with you again after all my posting difficulties

  53. Sage says:

    Angelina is too much woman for Tom. Like others have posted, she would eat him alive. He won’t know what hit him.

  54. Keepitreal says:

    Not happening, so please stop typing with the caps on. This is a cluster….of nonsense story filler.

    • third ginger says:

      All too true. I think the many comments are a sign that people are longing for diversions in our dark times.

  55. truth hurts says:

    I’m sure Angie isn’t really interested right now, I thinks she is still in love with Pittstain. I think she will need a little time to get past that whole time in her life. It was a lot . By all means I have seen and read almost everything about her and now that she is in therapy I see her a bit stronger but she was an emotional, deep thinking, child and now adult. That much about her is somewhat the same. She is tough yet vulnerable at the same time. That is why she falls emotionally for her co workers when she is single. And the men seem to be older. The issues I see are the longing for someone to accept her for who she.
    like all the people she has been involved with over the years. She yearns mature men and she learns from them. When things go awry she is the first to leave because her tolerance of neglect or someone ignoring her and her kids are ZERO. Remember why she left Thorton and Miller.
    She gives you her all and attention and she expects the same and when that fails she is over it.
    So the next person has to be aware of that. If you can’t commit to her and the kids an be faithful then need not apply.

  56. Jeezelouisie says:

    Hasn’t he suffered one crazy unhinged control freak already??? Don’t wish another one on him!

  57. Patty says:

    Poor Jolie

  58. The Original Mia says:

    Nope. Still completely mystified by his supposed sexiness. Nice guy, but that’s about it for me. I can’t stretch my imagination to see what would draw and keep Angie’s attention.

  59. Andy says:

    I like

  60. virginfangirl says:

    For some reason I thought she was much older than she is, even though she looks young. Only 42. She seems a bore to me. And that’s a lot of children to take on. Guys probably are shying away from her.

  61. LittlefishMom says:

    She’ll end up with Chris. You watch.

  62. Anare says:

    I feel a massive eye-roll coming on at the thought of these two together. 🙄

  63. Liberty says:

    Nah. Loki and Princess Beatrice for the win. Hilarious chatty fun lively Christmas lunches with Meghan and Tom and Mike T…..I can see it now.

    Angelina can pair off with Elon Musk. Money fame worldly 6 kids each.

  64. Rae says:

    Long-time reader, I signed up just to answer this question – I have been an Angie fan forever, and I’d love to see her with someone in business or tech space. How about Jack Dorsey, the cofounder and CEO of Twitter – he is 41, hot, single, and worth over $3 billion.

  65. jammypants says:

    People keep saying he couldn’t handle Swift. I think it was Swift who couldn’t handle him because she broke up with him while he wouldn’t mind braving the heated press and public.

    • lightpurple says:

      Actually, I think he dumped her. I doubt he had any interest in all that Kimye drama in his life.

  66. phaedra7 says:

    Hey, this union might just work! Hiddles loves children; and if they marry, he will have an instant fam already. Plus, she is a most accomplished actress, a critically-acclaimed director, along with being one of the most beautiful women in the US and in the world. Twifty does not add up to that; andI agree with Char’s comment: Yes, Taylor would certainly die!!

  67. Jessica says:

    Set-up to do what? I don’t see them interested in one another.