Megan Fox is FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the world; Heidi Montag makes Top Ten


Megan Fox has been named FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World for the second straight year, a feat only accomplished by one other woman in history – Jennifer Lopez did it two years in a row in 2001 and 2002. This is all so epic, I might cry. For the honor, FHM’s official Top 100, they are using what looks like a photo of Megan from two years ago, with this quote: “I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy – my sex drive is so high. I like the bad-boy types. The guy I’m attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar.” Seriously, fanboys? You need to get a grip. Everything about Megan Fox is budget, but she still wouldn’t ever touch it, okay, fanboys?

Here’s the rest if the Top Ten, in descending order and with my own little asides. Just imagine me coughing and spitting out these bitchy comments as you’re reading: Jessica Alba (bitchface), Scarlett Johansson (boobs), Jessica Biel (dude), Madeline Zima (little girl from Hand That Rocks The Cradle that I have no problems with so far), Adriana Lima (a little cross-eyed, yes?), Elisha Cuthbert (not cute), Heidi Montag (barf), Anne Hathaway (pretentious) and Katy Perry (can’t sing). What is it with the fanboys and Elisha Cuthbert? Is there something about her I’m not seeing? At best, she’s utterly plain. At worst… well, she’s just not cute. And Heidi friggin’ Montag? Are you joking?

But of course, people are already making this list about Angelina Jolie. There’s a Press Association piece all about how the world doesn’t think Angelina is sexy anymore because she got knocked out of the Top Ten for the first time in five years. Yeah, she’s down to number 14 on the list – below Heidi Montag and Elisha Cuthbert. That doesn’t really count, you know? Anyone making a list of sexy women who puts Heidi before Angelina needs to be dragged out into the street, beaten, then forced to listen to Heidi’s songs.

Angelina Jolie has been knocked out of the Top 10 of FHM’s Sexiest Women In The World list for the first time in five years.

The Hollywood beauty – who has never been voted No 1 in the poll but entered the Top 10 in ninth place in 2004 – only made it to 15th place this year, her lowest position since 2004.

Megan Fox, who has been dubbed the new Angelina, was voted FHM’s Sexiest Woman In The World for the second year in a row. The Transformers star is only the second woman in the 15-year history of the poll to keep her top slot, after Jennifer Lopez in 2001 and 2002.

Britney Spears was the comeback queen of the year. A previous winner of the poll, voted for online by FHM readers worldwide, the pop princess scraped into the 2008 list in 100th place but made it to 12th position this year.

[From The Press Association]

Oh, and by the way… Jennifer is Aniston is number 50. Just so everybody gets their fill of the uncool Bermuda Triangle. And Rachel Ray is number 100. Who votes for Rachel Ray? The FHM press release says that “10 million votes” were cast… so Rachel Ray must have gotten a couple, at least. Who are Rachel Ray’s fanboys? Is there some teenage boy sitting out there, masturbating to pictures of Megan Fox and Rachel Ray? Please say no.

Here’s Megan at the U.K. premiere of “Transformers” last Monday. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .

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  1. PrincessJay says:

    They were clearly smoking crack when they made this list.

  2. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    What an odd list. Really strange.

    I buy Megan being at number one, the girl is sexy as all hell, regardless of her less than dazzling intellect.

    I don’t get the montag thing, the Elisha Cuthbert thing – or any of the others in actual fact.

    Wot no Halle in the top 10?

  3. Sauronsarmy says:

    Meh, Megan surpassed AJ in the HOT department a long time ago. I’m Team Megan as long as she keeps her mouth shut and looks pretty.

  4. KelBear says:

    Something is just not right.

  5. Annie says:

    Megan being No. 1 is totally understandable, she’s kind of the new Hot It Girl. And she’s got something many of the older actresses don’t…her Youth. LOL. Men like youth.

    What’s not understandable is howthefuck Heidi even made the list.

  6. Iggles says:

    I don’t get the hype surrounding Meghan Fox. She is just a wannabe Angelina..

  7. ashleylk says:

    Really? That’s a terrible list.

  8. omondieu says:

    Madeline Zima? The little girl from The Nanny?
    There’s nothing particularly “sexy” about her.

  9. joolie says:

    Quick cover your heads!! Pigs are flying!!!

  10. fizXgirl314 says:

    this is FHM we’re talking about… a magazine devoted to sleezy adolescent boys… so WHO CARES!

  11. jillie says:

    apparently all you need is breasts and a pulse and you too can be on this very strange list!

  12. I cannot bellieve Heidi Montag…that vapid waste of fake funbags made the list! Ewwwww! I agree with the other comments, Megain is the hottest chick on the planet as long as she keeps her mouth shut and stops getting stupid tatoos. She said she wants a sleeve. Not. Hot.

  13. sarcra says:

    Ew, Heidi Montag is all plastic. Is that what guys find sexy? Sad. Maybe Spencer paid them to put her on the list?

  14. pam says:

    so funny, must be only men voting on this one. megan is stupid as hell no where as pretty as what she thinks, but hey jessica biel thinks she loses movie roles because of her looks. Ugly looks. are there any women that get to vote on this shit? megan’s cute not beautiful and neither is jolie.

  15. Annabelle says:

    LoL, well if montag made the top ten, it just goes to show how deranged FHM is. I mean, come on!!

    Nat Porman
    Scar Jo
    Doutzen Kroes
    Miranda Kerr
    Lily Donaldson
    and like 100 other models could have made the list before Heidi and Megan.

    I don’t think Megan’s ugly or anything, but she doesn’t look like a classy girl, and I find trashy girls so unattractive. What’s with the pic up there? It looks like she is gesturing about having cocaine up her nose.

  16. lisa says:

    Angelina is 34 years old. Most of the other women on that list are in their 20’s.. don’t think Angie cares one way or the other. But 14 does not seem that bad to me.. I mean a mommy of 6.. So please lets stop comparing when all the top 10’s reach 34 and are still being talked about then lets talk..

    Love that Angie has moved beyond the pin up girl.. been there done that..

    Love her or hate her.. She is one of a a kind. 14 on the list and still the list becomes about her.. Yeah LMAO

  17. Yae says:

    America, these are the role models hollywood wants you to look up to. This woman *Megan Fox is an idiot asking for a punch in the face with her mouthy ,stuck-up attitude. This is sexy?
    The more I see crap like this the more convinced I am that the people who keep us STUPID enough to fight wars in the middle east are the same ones who run the movie and music industry.

    Plan A: Make Americans idiots with idiot icons (SUCCESS).
    Plan B: Do whatever we want because the only people left with $$ or say-so are idiots (BULLSEYE!)

  18. Blytheetc. says:

    Fox cannot be her real last name. Someone put it aptly: she has a porn star face. But as pop culture becomes more and more uncouth, these things will happen.

    Next year, some Hustler centerfold will probably be #1.

    Those men’s magazines are just as bad, if not worse, than their female equivalents (Cosmo, Glamour, Elle, etc.) Totally unredeemable.

  19. Blytheetc. says:

    also… does anyone else think Angelina Jolie’s brother posts on these sites?

    Some of the comments are really strange.

    Do random fans really get all emotional about this stuff? It’s odd.

  20. Ned says:

    o.k. Heidi Montag is actuallu pretty sexy. She’s got a great body, so I wouldn’t be suprised if she would make these lists.

    I am sorry, but it’s been sugarcoated too long. Anne Hathaway is ugly, awkward and has terrible body.
    She is one of the horses of Hollywood (along with SJP and Jen Garner).

  21. Amy says:

    still thinks she looks like a younger jordan/katie price.

  22. Ana says:

    Megan is totally hot. It’s a shame they didn’t just stop at sexy half nakid pictures rather than including quotes.
    And she wonders why she has such a promiscious image? It’s because she says stuff like that.

    I really wish she would quit doing the over the shoulder pose. Her neck just isn’t cut out for it.

    I don’t think that Adriana Lima is crossed. Her husband is unfortunate looking. I hope the baby has her eyes and not his! They are sooo beady! I think she is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Her, Angelina, and Megan are my top three in any order. Can you tell I have a preference for what I consider beautiful?

    Can we have a vote off like on E News? I want to vote to never have Speidi mentioned on this site again! We get enough sites to boycott them maybe they will go away!

  23. Christina X says:

    Wow, shocking.

    All these countdown lists are full of “it” anyway. The only consensus of opinion FHM takes into consideration is its target demographic…and let’s face it, it’s not much of a challenge to women.

    The avid FHM audience likes to believe that they hold some sort of authority on what’s attractive and what isn’t, but ultimately, they’re easily amused.

    Predictable. Formulaic.

    In a few years, FHM/Maxim/GQ/Douchebag Magazine will stop exaggerating the significance of Megan Fox. Unlike many of the beautiful women recorded in the history of these past two centuries, Megan Fox doesn’t really have any features that discern her from all the rest of the modern cookie-cutter bimbos that made these “lists”.

    This will get old, and so will she…and when she does, her strongest critics will be the same ones who’ve raised her on the highest pedestal.

    Also, I’m not an Angelina Jolie fan, but in terms of appearance, Jolie would have surpassed Megan Fox had she been about ten years younger. I have to admit that when Angelina Jolie was younger, she looked amazing, while Megan Fox is already beginning to look rough in the face.

  24. Stanley says:

    Why would this list be any less valid then something found in people magazine?

    Is it not possible that Angelina Jolie is over-rated?

    Not just in the looks dept. but in the being a person dept. as well. yes, i know she’s done nice things, but so have a lot of other people, and to a greater extent.

  25. Ursula says:

    Megan Fox looks like those women in blue movies. Tired and over used.

  26. BlueSkies says:

    Christina, Megan does have a nice face than almost anyone in Hollywood today. She is more like the older movie stars in classic beauty. Angelina has a big face. Just go to the thread on here where Megan complains about the uncreative comparisons between her and AJ. Take a good look at AJ before second nose job and cheek implants. Then look at Megan. She doesn’t have a big head and huge face like AJ.

  27. BlueSkies says:

    Ned, Heidi isn’t a horseface?

  28. emily says:

    OMG Heidi made top ten? Hahaha…
    I bet this list was made by teenagers, work constructors and sex addicted. Et voilá! That’s why Megan Fox catch the first place. Guess brain, good sense, talent and true beauty was keeped in the closet this time. Lol

  29. Ned says:

    I am not saying Heidi should be a top 10, but she is sexy and should be on these lists thanks to her body (her face is o.k.).

    I do concede that Angelina should have been a top 10, but Anne Hathaway?
    Are you kidding me?

    Had I been Angelina and I was beaten by a horse with a terrible body, I would be mad as hell.

    Anne is not even sexy. Not remotely.

  30. Nadia says:

    Megan Fox was FHM’s #2 choice this year, not #1. #1 goes to Cheryl Cole

  31. Nadia says:

    Actually she is number 2 on FHM’s list. Cheryl cole is number 1.

  32. Christina X says:

    BlueSkies, your opinion. Not mine.

    Megan Fox has acted in one major role, and has been crammed down my throat before she even did anything that would’ve been relevant. The fact that her beauty is so exaggerated makes her “flaws” a tad more obvious to those of us who are just, plain and simple, sick of hearing it constantly.

    She has coke nostrils, Dumbo ears, weird eyebrows, and a premature turkey neck. I wasn’t comparing her to Angelina Jolie, but was more or less directing my comment at everyone who compares her to her.

    I’m sick of hearing that Megan Fox is just the “epitome” of beauty, when everyone is entitled to their own interpretation of attractiveness. She has features I personally find unattractive, and her body is boring. The only things about Megan Fox that “stand out” to me, are her features I consider to be incredibly goofy-looking.

    I’m not saying that I’m immune to society and what it defines as beautiful, but I think that there’s a bit of an agenda.

  33. meghan says:

    i dont give a shit about who megan wants 2 be but how the hell is hedi montag relevant 2 the world??

  34. rj says:

    have you seen megan fox? her face is big, big forehead, not to mention full of zits?
    Angelina Jolie on the other hand is flawless. Brad knows it.

  35. rj says:

    ah ahpologize for mah comments, everbody is bootiful.

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