Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

We all say things that we live to regret. Like ‘Sure, it’s safe to put that in the microwave’.

So, Paris Hilton might be regretting this statement if she’s not up the duff next year.

“I wanna have like a family and a guy,” she tells (Joan) Collins, a lifelong family friend, in the Q&A. “Y’know, it just upsets me because I’m not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they’ve made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I’m such a good person and I’m treated like that by some people, I just don’t get it.”

Still, the 26-year-old isn’t letting the haters get her down—or get in the way of a good plan.

“I just started working out and it feels great,” she said. “It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

E! Online

Now, I’m sure Paris Hilton is clever enough, but I’ not sure she’s thought this through. Seriously, just because Nicole Richie is pregnant does not mean you should have a baby too. At least Nicole has a boyfriend, as opposed to being a single ex-jailbird, famous for having a sex tape. Paris, if you want a man by next year to make babies with, you had better start thinking like a mother-in-law! No mother is going to want her son procreating with you.

Hopefully Paris will be better at taking care of a baby then she is at taking care of her dogs. Remember when she put posters up trying to find her dog Tinkerbell, but it turned out she’d left it at her grandparents house? A mother-in-law would remember, Paris, and bring it up on every family occasion.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Paris is shown at the Play For Good Foundation Gala in Mallorca, Spain on 9/1/07. She is wearing two different outfits but the pictures are credited as the same event. Thanks to PRPhotos.

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