Benedict Cumberbatch talks dirty to a cup of tea: does this get you hot & bothered?

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A few weeks ago, Benedict Cumberbatch announced a charity scheme with Omaze: you could bid on a chance to travel to LA, meet Bendy in person, have tea with him and then attend the premiere of Avengers: Infinity War. Benedict is doing this for charity, and he’s not alone – many celebrities offer similar schemes. Idris Elba has done it a few times too. Celebrities often do fun, goofy or sexy Omaze videos to tempt people into making bids. This was Benedict’s first attempt at a video:

I get that he was trying to be goofy and weird, but it doesn’t help that he actually IS a gigantic goofball or an alien-lizard in human skin trying to “pass.” So I didn’t know what to expect from the second video. I didn’t expect Benedict to talk dirty to a cup of steeping tea.

First of all, is this the way you people make a *pot* of tea? If I’m boiling all of that water – enough for a pot – then I’m steeping the tea bags in the pot, not doing it individually, cup by cup. As for Benedict talking dirty to a cup of tea…lord help us. If Benedict had done this circa 2012, I think this post would probably have had 300 comments. Those were Benedict’s prime internet-boyfriend years. But in 2018, does Benedict still give anyone any lady-part-tingles when he talks dirty? Or does it just make you feel sorry for poor ol’ loyal and trusty Sophie Hunterbatch? She has to put up with this 24-7. Poor Sophie!

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  1. Rumi says:

    I don’t find him attractive, but I think he’s charming, the video is exactly that. He’s a good solid actor.

  2. Anners says:

    Poor Sophie! I can’t even listen to this because I’m suffering so much second-hand embarrassment. I remember when I loved him….le sigh.

    • Maria _ says:

      Lol , same here .i had to stop it at 20 seconds

    • Bettyrose says:

      With my eyes closed his accent is still sexy…until he over-poshes his pronunciation of “Los Angeles.” I’m out.

  3. Jay says:

    Literally nothing this man could ever do would get me hot and bothered.

  4. Kay Hendricks says:

    Works for me. I still love him as much as ever, Proud of him doing this for charity and hope I win. And I’m not a teenager.

    • cara93 says:

      Clearly you’re not a teenager, most Bendy fans are middle aged women.

      • Julia says:

        He’s got a wide age/gender mix of them these days, thanks to Marvel. But they’re more a typical fanbase than, say, a fandom? Not that this is bad: that’s actually better for an actor’s career.

  5. SJhere says:

    BC is only hot as Sherlock.
    I do think he has a beautiful speaking voice, but no one can out do Alan Rickman in voice talent or sheer attractiveness.
    I vote Meh.

    • Frome says:

      After years of hearing raves about Sherlock, I finally watched it. I don’t get it. Guys, that was not a good show or even a clever murder mystery show. It even managed to squander The Hounds of Baskerville. I don’t get it.

    • Bettyrose says:

      Well, now that you’ve brought up Alan Rickman, nothing else matters. Oh Snape, save me from your own evil but not really evil ways. ❤❤❤

  6. Astrid says:

    Poor Sophie…..

  7. Veronica says:

    He does nothing for me, personally, but Sophie looks really cute in that red carpet look. It’s very 1950s female film star.

  8. kimbers says:

    PASS! he’s not cute at all and I don’t find him charming either. I think this is why I don’t watch his movies. I dont want to spend a couple hours staring at him.

    “…to each their own” totally applies.

  9. frisbrit says:

    As a Brit I’m more likely to get hot and bothered over a good cup of tea than I am over poor old Bendy.

    • Lightpurple says:

      As the granddaughter of Brits who came to the US, I concur.

      And it has been AGES since we’ve had a proper discussion on how to make a proper cup of tea properly. Sizer! Sizer! Where fore art thou, Sixer!

  10. Meggles says:

    Meh he peaked with Cabin Pressure.

  11. Carrie says:

    This is cute and seems to be raising a lot of money, which is awesome for the charity.

    I’m glad he’s past the web flavor of the month phase and into something more established.

    I don’t see many posts here with high comment counts in general anymore though.

  12. Snazzy says:

    Lol I can’t help it, I still love him

  13. Ana Maria says:

    He gets me hot&bothered as Sherlock

  14. agnes says:

    This is not how you prepare a decent cup of tea! *ragestroke*

  15. Tanya says:

    The corn has chilled for me, but I’m sure someone will get their lady bits in a frightful state. However, as for tea, I’m a cup by cup girl after making pots and watching them grow cold. No, I don’t reheat in the microwave. So, I must enjoy a cup by cup lifestyle.

  16. Kate says:

    This seemed tongue in cheek to me, good stuff!