Please look at Michael B. Jordan’s amazing arms at the Cannes Film Festival

71st annual Cannes Film Festival

This always happens, and I’m sorry about it: I tend to get bored during the second week of Cannes. It’s just the same dozen high-profile women doing costume changes and at some point, I just get bored with the fashion. It’s awful, I know. So here are some remainders from the weekend (below), but someone new for the header: Michael B. Jordan, who came to Cannes to promote Fahrenheit 451. You’re not even reading this. You’re just staring at his chest and arms now. Well done.

NP 71st Annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Farenheit 451' Photocall

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - ‘Farenheit 451’ - Photocall

Bella Hadid in Julien Macdonald. Pretty. I actually like her hair down and fluffy like this, and if you’re going to do a two-piece gown, this is the way to do it.

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - Fashion For Relief - Catwalk show & Afterparty

Cate Blanchett in Iris van Herpen Couture. Not my favorite, but interesting. She sort of looks like she’s morphing into the mother Alien.

71st Annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Kering Women in Motion' - Gala Dinner

Diane Kruger in Armani… I’m kind of over the ice-blue gown on an icy-blonde thing, but Diane does it well.

71st Annual Cannes Film Festival

Aishwarya Rai in Rami Kadi Spring 2018. I generally hate the straight-line bust line on gowns, but on Aish, it looks amazing.

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Sink Or Swim' - Premiere

Marion Cotillard in Chanel. This is so bad! There’s a ton of Chanel this year at Cannes and none of it is very good.

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Sink or Swim' - Premiere

Soo Joo Park in another Chanel. This isn’t flat-out awful but it’s the wrong color and I legit hate it.

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Sink Or Swim' - Premiere

And finally, Kristen Stewart in Chanel. OH MY GOD. She looks like a grumpy goth teenager who was forced to be a bridesmaid.

71st Annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Kering Women in Motion' - Gala Dinner

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. David says:

    The dude is ripped!

  2. grabbyhands says:

    You told me to look, and it was a really good decision! And then I looked again and got bonus Michael Shannon in the second picture!

  3. Lala says:

    Shannon looks like he’s photoshopped into that second picture with Michael!!!!

  4. Busyann says:

    The Daily Mail had a lot of photos of Diane in this dress, and she looked bumpy.

  5. Heat says:

    Honks for Michael Shannon!

    • Hoping says:

      I honk back!….even in this weird 70’s-porn look he now has, but that he somehow pulls off thanks to his glorious shannoness. Anyway, I hope it is for job reasons, very good job reasons.

    • QueenB says:

      He certainled cracked me up when I scrolled down and he popped up behind Michael with that face.

    • Sadezilla says:

      The Shannon photobomb made the shot of the already-beautiful MBJ that much better!

  6. Lightpurple says:

    All My Children’s little Reggie Porter Montgomery has grown into a fine looking man. And bonus photobombing from a goofy Michael Shannon

    • Esmom says:

      I know, our Reggie’s all grown up. I love his retro styling here.

    • Jerusha says:

      Aaah, Reggie! He had the charisma even then. He’s earned his stardom. Now pair him with Amanda, damn it!!

      • Lightpurple says:

        Yes! I need a road trip romantic comedy with grown up Reggie and Amanda Seyfried’s Joanie. Chadwick Boseman, who also played Reggie at some point, can have a cameo.

  7. Beth says:

    He’s such a hunky babe. Yummy!

  8. lucy2 says:

    Looking forward to his new show.
    Diane’s gown is pretty. I would like Aishwarya’s if it wasn’t straight across.

  9. Deanne says:

    Michael B. Jordan is just so amazingly handsome. His arms are incredible. Love the Michael Shannon photobomb too.

  10. Jussie says:

    No thanks. Really don’t care for the ‘every day is arms and shoulders day’ look. If you’re gonna get huge in the upper body, you’ve got to hit the lower body just as much otherwise you end up looking like Popeye.

  11. Sojaschnitzel says:

    Thank you very very much 😀

  12. HelloSunshine says:

    Michael B Jordan is very much like Lenny Kravitz to me. He could wear the ugliest outfit in the world and I’d still be drawn to him. He’s just a beautiful human being lol

  13. Lucy says:

    Damn. Also hi Michael Shannon!

  14. Bc says:

    He’s beautiful. I’m in lust with his and Anthony Mackie’s arms.

  15. Baebae says:

    This Creed 2 body has me SHOOK. His ig stories show him in the gym all the time so between Black Panther and his new Creed workouts he’s gonna have us breathless all summer long!

  16. Hazel says:

    I wish he kept his Killmonger hair. I couldn’t stop staring at him during the movie. 🙂

  17. Wamamax3 says:

    After my husband and I saw Black Panther, I said to him: “I never really knew that I was into arms on a man.” This happened to coincide with the beginning of intense physical training on my husband’s part for his job, and let me tell you…we are 3 kids in and I’m not sure I’ve ever been more attracted to him (WaDada). A muscular arms/shoulder area is suddenly such a turn-on for me, and my husband is reaping the benefits of MBJ awakening this new fixation.