Melania Trump debuts gross-looking blonde hair, tells the same old lies

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I saw some screenshots of Melania Trump on Twitter early this morning and I honestly thought they were some bad Photoshop edits with an unknown purpose. But as it turns out, it wasn’t Photoshop – Melania went blonde for Christmas. Mel has always been various shades of brunette – ten years ago, she was a darker brown, but over the past few years, she’s definitely been doing more chunky highlights, and going with lighter-colored wigs and tragic Barbie extensions in a more caramel/honey shade. This is how she looks now:

Melania is an expensive creature: she doesn’t mix-and-match couture and mass-market pieces. She buys the highest-ticket fashion, she spends a fortune on shoes and jewelry and coats. So why can’t she spend the money on a really good hairstylist? Is it a case of “all the good hairstylists don’t want to touch a Trump”? Because this is a tacky and cheap looking dye job. It looks like she got her hair done at a strip-mall cosmetology school. And the lighter she goes, the less flattering it is – she looks so much better/younger with darker hair.

Sean Hannity also asked Mel in this interview about the hardest thing she has to deal with. Melania went Full Bigly: “I would say the opportunists who are using my name or my family name to advance themselves. From comedians, to journalists, to performers, book writers … It doesn’t hurt. The problem is they’re writing the history and it’s not correct… They like to focus on the gossip, and I would like that they focus on the substance, not just about nonsense.” I was just thinking about the time Donald Trump called Stormy Daniels “horseface” in a tweet. That just happened in October. Basically, Melania is full of sh-t.

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  1. Thirsty Hirsty says:

    In that last picture, it looks like she trying to make her eyes look blue, too. Blonde and blue-eyed … ….. ….. WTF???????????

    • Royalwatcher says:

      My first thought was she is trying to look more like Ivanka. Isn’t this new hair shade just about exactly like daughter, “yes, then I am complicit,” Ivanka??

      Ick, god, looking up pictures of Ivanka just made me throw up in my mouth a little. ‘Cuse me…gotta go rinse.

    • Megan says:

      She looks more and more like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

      • El8zq says:

        New hair to distract from a facial tweak I’m sure.

      • smcollins says:

        Yes! She is getting dangerously close to sporting the unfortunate cat face look that so many aging socialites seem to favor. For a brief moment I used to have sympathy for her, but that quickly went away when she showed how awful & clueless (and lazy…and useless…) she is herself.

      • ByTheSea says:

        Yes, that’s it, actually.

      • Trashaddict says:

        Fillers.

      • Jan90067 says:

        If her cheeks get filled any fuller, aside from making her eyes disappear, they’re gonna pop!

        That has got to be the cheapest looking dye job. Did she do it herself in the bathroom? Flat, one color (no high/low lights for depth), exposed roots… classy look, JUST LIKE DAUGHTER-WIFE!!!!

        Ugh, can she be TRYING to seduce the Mushroom for a better Christmas gift??? 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

      • Q T Hush says:

        Mel is definitely channeling Jocelyn W. The blonde hair makes her look older. I think it’s because we can see more of her face. She’s ugly inside and out. At least Don the Con took another sex worker off the cold, mean streets of NYC and gave her a home made of gold. Mel gets a A+ in gold digging and her career as a 🏆 wife to the Donald. 🤮

      • Olenna says:

        @Megan,
        No sh*t. She’s looking more feral than ever.

      • Ama says:

        Exactly!!! “Cat eyes”!! These surgeries don’t women any good…

    • Erinn says:

      I don’t think she had dark eyes naturally though – I think they’ve always been blue? Or at least some shade of grayish.

    • LadyMTL says:

      In the last pic the only thing I could see was that she looked like a very feminized version of Trump himself…bad dye job, skin too tanned, mouth pursed up. Too weird.

    • Kitten says:

      LOL yeah my brother sent me a tweet about this very subject this morning and my reply was the same: WTF?!!?!?

      • Lunde says:

        She looks like a blow up doll Ivanka!

      • Trashaddict says:

        I didn’t believe you Lunde, until I looked at her again. It’s the pinkish, glossy lips. Freaky looking. Is this part of her being way off, or is lipgloss back in style?

    • Tanya says:

      She has very bright blue eyes. The frosty eyeshadow makes them look really weird.

  2. Jenns says:

    I just remembered that Michael Cohen was Sean Hannity’s lawyer also. LOL.

    • lucy2 says:

      Man, I’d love to see him taken down too.

    • Jan90067 says:

      And Hannity has been trying to “scrub” his Twitter feed, not realizing that the Internet is FOREVER!!!!!! Lolololol. People are already posting up shots of his “missing” tweets, like ones about Cohen/Mueller.

      Idiot!

      Did they ever say who Cohen’s THIRD client is?? Javanka, perhaps??

      • Fluffy Princess says:

        Isn’t Cohen’s third client supposed to be Hannity?

      • Badrockandroll says:

        Cohen had three clients: Trump, Hannity and some GOP fundraiser who paid off a Playboy Bunny to have an abortion. I believe that she was “represented” by the same lawyer who repped Stormy Daniels and Karen MacSomething. Which makes this whole liars’ web ridiculously easy to unravel.

  3. Erinn says:

    The ONLY nice thing I could say about the woman is that her hair color really suited her – and her hair in general usually looked pretty nice.

    Now she has NOTHING remotely good about her.

    • Kitten says:

      Right? This blonde shade is AWFUL. And I dye my hair blonde myself because I’m cheap but JFC my color is MUCH better and less brassy than this!

      • Christin says:

        Fellow DIY frost kit user and hair colorist here…My attempts are not always great, but my worst try on my graying naturally brown hair is less brassy than this. I could have done a better job on her hair (or wig) with for $10 or less.

    • Pandy says:

      Yes, her hair color and streaks did suit her and looked good … this is pretty orange! And too much filler. Lazy, ageing trophy wife needs to stifle it (as Archie Bunker would say). I still think she’s a Russian sleeper agent. Now that the Dotard is under attack, suddenly she has vocal opinions, getting people fired/hired on her “advice” … sounds like a not-so-unbelievable movie plot.

      • Debby says:

        Maybe but if we apply occam’s razor I believe this is the first time she’s had any real power within their marriage. Before he could’ve easily dumped her and let his lawyers (or other nefarious acquaintances) loose on her if she got uppity. Now not so much anymore, especially with what she might know about his business dealings. I think her first priority is to keep the ship from sinking so she can keep her lifestyle. The moment Donnie starts thinking about ditching her ass without giving her anything is the moment she gives either Mueller or a news outlet a call.

        Also, the hair is hideous. Everything in a direct orbit around Trump turns to crap.

      • Some chick says:

        It’s beyond even that. He CAN’T dump her, as long as there’s the threat of legal action against him. Wives cannot be legally compelled to testify against their husbands (and vice versa) altho they can choose to do so. He’d best play nice.

        Note: this only goes for married spouses. Not daughter-wives!

  4. OriginalLala says:

    Was her face always so tightly pulled and plastic or did her dark hair just hide alot of her procedures?

  5. RBC says:

    I suppose the deal with 45 was to do more interviews to show her support. In exchange Melania gets more money in the divorce settlement. The woman is as transparent as Saran Wrap(and just as plastic)

  6. Jessica says:

    She wears wigs but not lace fronts, amirite??? I don’t understand why she won’t put her racism aside and get a black stylists so she can look great.

  7. Jessica says:

    She must have gone to Britney Spears “stylist”.

  8. Esmom says:

    The substance? She wants people to focus on the substance? Ha.

    • Rapunzel says:

      I thought she really didn’t care (do u?).

    • antipodean says:

      I thought exactly the same thing, @Esmom! When there is NO substance to concentrate on, how is one supposed to do that? There is NO there there! This vacuos waste of space just needs to take a thousand seats already. When your only claim to relevance is to have married “wealthy”, you have no legitimate reason to deserve more than a passing nod. Go back to your gilded halls, while you still can!

    • Dr Mrs The Monarch says:

      Does she mean the substantial money trail from her crooked husband’s lawyer to his multiple p0rn star mistresses? The substantial misuse of campaign funds? The substantial tax evasion?

      When the IRS is finally unleashed on her that awful wig will be the only substance left. Oh, and the implants. I guess she feels secure knowing they won’t take her implants and fillers away. Even if they are her most “liquid” assets.

  9. girl_ninja says:

    Imagine having the money and going out in public with this color hair. How unfortunate.

    • Beth says:

      Imagine having the money to afford a good, natural looking spray tan or tanning bed, and a real looking toupee, but still look like an orange with a dead animal on its head like Donald

    • Swack says:

      I don’t have the money she does but have a WONDERFUL hairdresser (for over 30 years) that does a great job. My hair doesn’t look frazzled like hers and I color it to get rid of the grey.

  10. Rapunzel says:

    She looks tacky af. Skin too tight/shiny, coloring too orange, hair too straw like in texture and shade. Can barely open her eyes and her cheeks are seconds away from exploding. And she was sooooo pretty before all the plastic.

    Also, does anyone else find it weird (read: gross) that she’s looking more and more like Ivanka?

  11. Becks1 says:

    That is not a good look for her. Yikes.

    And she’s just total trash besides.

  12. Blimey says:

    What is up her nostril?! Does anyone else see that??
    That frosted makeup look just adds to the horror show.

  13. Tw says:

    Mel, you dye the hair and wear the disguise after you skip town 🤦‍♀️

  14. Tootsie McJingle says:

    I was pretty neutral towards her at the beginning. But every time she opens her mouth, I think less and less of her.

  15. Lightpurple says:

    The hair is bad but has she also done more stuff to her face recently? It looks really bad. And no, Melania, that lipstick shade on you is not a good thing. Is that substantive enough?

    • Lilly (with the double-L) says:

      Ha ha. Your comment really made me laugh. I do think she’s doing more to her face, not a great look. I’m not going to watch her, I just can’t. But, reading the headline about support for military families!?! How about not using them as pawns for the border as a start?

  16. Beth says:

    That looks bigly bad and obviously fake. She’s so full of shit, and I have no pity for her. Does she think the Trumps were the only family in the White House that had to hear good and bad gossip about them? Donald was a celebrity who was gossiped about before he even ran for president, and he’s always loved when the media focused on him. You might not like it, Melanie, but it is what it is, and if you can’t put up with it,then leave. #be best if the Trumps were gone

  17. Mego says:

    I think we can confirm that her kidney procedure included a facelift. I have a friend who was brunette and went this hideous blond colour too’ it does nothing for her or anyone.

    • OriginalLala says:

      I am a dark brunette and went blonde for a year and yes, it’s too much of a change most of the time to look very good. It only seems to work on some very lucky celebrities!

  18. MeghanNotMarkle says:

    Yikes.

  19. Canber says:

    She looks grotesque. She has the sophistication of one of those real housewives of whatever.

  20. Who ARE These People? says:

    So much for the Glam Room at the White House. More like a distorted hall of mirrors.

  21. adastraperaspera says:

    I’d like to know why Melania thought it was so important to take and post a video of the instrument control panel of the Osprey she was flying on this week. She is always up to no good. I think cash from the inauguration fund plus her parent’s getting citizenship were some of her payoffs. She’s a moll through and through.

  22. Ohio Girl says:

    She utterly disgusts me. Just like I am with the whole damn family. (Except Barron).

    • MeghanNotMarkle says:

      That poor child. He didn’t ask for any of this and I hope there’s someone in his life who can help him in a positive direction away from the family trade.

  23. Annaloo. says:

    Ever since she became the First Lady, all she does is complain, complain, complain. The rumors surround her bc she has a philandering husband, and for whatever rea$on, she stays with him and tolerates it. She is not a person that is “of the people”, and she is so obviously burdrned by her role. I cannot wait until we have someone else who can honor the First Spouse position like our other First Ladies have. I am so sick and tired of the Trumps. They are tyrants.

  24. Isabelle says:

    Kills me when rich women put effort into everything but their hair is a dried out over processed disaster. It is like they just throw their hands up over their hair and hope no one notices.

  25. Monicack says:

    She looks like Brigitte Bardot’s inebriated auntie.

  26. fifee says:

    Good grief, that is some ugly shade of blonde or does it just look that bad because of the shade of orange her face is?

  27. lucy2 says:

    “I would say the opportunists who are using my name or my family name to advance themselves.”
    That’s their job!!! The journalists and the comedians and writers, all of them, that’s their job, to report or comment on what a POTUS is doing!

    I find it HIGHLY more offensive that HER FAMILY is using the office of POTUS to advance themselves and their kkkomrades.

  28. Jessica says:

    I do like *some* of her clothes, but her hair is always so weird. The cuts/styles and now the color. I would think she could afford better.

    • Lilly (with the double-L) says:

      Her previous color was probably too Nancy Pelosi and part of the tantrum was an order to go more blonde.

  29. JadedBrit says:

    I used to give her the benefit of the doubt. And want to say – oh, who cares re the colour of her hair; but her look is becoming more and more Aryan – why? Surely not to please the man who refuses to touch a woman who has given birth… Add this to the “I have an IQ of 200″ and she becomes the Cracker Barrel version of Jayne Mansfield.

  30. thaisajs says:

    You know, going blonde in DC is one of the easiest things to do. We have salons around here which specialize in it. She could have done so, so much better. That color is so brassy and it makes her skin look orange. This makes me sad. I’m not a huge Melania fan but she’s gotten herself into such a mess with him. But you know, if she likes the color, more power to her.

  31. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    Faux First Lady married to a Faux President patronized by a Faux Congress all voted for by faux Americans. There’s a common thread here, but faux people can’t see it.

  32. Tanya says:

    Tragic is the only word for being this rich and having that hair.

  33. Rhys says:

    Every time I hear her speak I’m trying to figure out how someone can take herself so seriously and believe she is educated, accomplished and smart despite ALL the evidence to the contrary.

  34. Veronica S. says:

    That is quite possibly one of the most unflattering shades of blonde I’ve ever seen on a woman, and that’s saying a lot. I bleached my hair a few years back, and at the time I was on a working class income, and I STILL knew better than to cheap out on the color work. Money really cannot buy class or taste, but it should because the rest of us have to look at it.

  35. Liz version 700 says:

    I think her hairdresser secretly hates her. Imagine all of the good you could do with her money and platform. And she chooses to be Complicit Peroxide Barbie

  36. Fluffy Princess says:

    She is as low-class and tacky as her husband. Always has been.

    And I personally don’t think she dresses correctly for her body. She likes those big, giant, wide belts–which in itself isn’t bad–but when she wears it, those belts end literally 2 inches under her too big chest. It makes her look even more top-heavy and squat.

    You can’t buy taste, that is for sure. Bargain basement barbie.

    I think at her age, all the ugliness that is inside her is making its way out and she is trying to surgery that ugliness away–but surgery can only do so much to hide a bitter, ugly soul.

  37. Velvet Elvis says:

    I think shes’s farming a crop of extra prison hair for her husband.

  38. Shelley says:

    My God. That is the worse thing I have ever seen. I normally think her hair is pretty.

  39. Charlotte says:

    she is trying to grow new hair for her husband

  40. Bottom says:

    Have this family never heard of blue toning shampoo and conditioner?

  41. Skwinkee says:

    https://goo.gl/images/fthw9m

    Anyone else?? This is what I first thought of

    (Apologies to Jennifer!)

  42. CairinaCat says:

    What on Earth is going on with the inside of her left nostril??

  43. TT_Turner says:

    She’s giving me Jennifer Coolidge vibes.

  44. Joh says:

    At a certain stage, fillers and surgical procedures and fillers start to have the opposite effect than desired.

  45. Anastasia says:

    Girl got some FILLERS! WHEW!

  46. Puravidacostarica says:

    She looks like she’s put on weight. Maybe she’s eating in secret, knowing that it’s only a matter of time before her husband is in jail with other members of his family, and she can spend his money freely!

  47. Jerusha says:

    “‘Focus on the substance.” What substance? Anybody got anything? Hello! Crickets.

    • Some chick says:

      She Really Doesn’t Care, Do U?

      There’s your substance. When someone tells you who they are… believe them!

  48. L says:

    This is all a distraction from the fact that they are hosed!

  49. Scw says:

    Y’all need to get a life and concentrate on important things. Smh

  50. Deeanna says:

    Why does our First Lady not speak better English? She has lived here for a long, long time. We’ve seen numerous other famous people who were born elsewhere that don’t seem to have such a large problem with their English pronunciation.

    She reminds me of the Gabor sisters. And that is not a good thing.

    It also makes me skeptical of the claims that she “speaks five langualges. Have we ever seen her speaking any other languages when she is at a G-20 conference? Seems like that would be sometning of note to reporters, yet there is nary a mention of her languarge skills.

    But then again, the Donald ran around telling everyone and anyone that first wife Ivanna was an Olympic skiier. She wasn’t. He made up the whole thing.

    • Christin says:

      Roughly 10 years ago, I watched a couple of her segments as she hawked watches on a TV shopping network. My recollection is that she had an accent, but spoke better English then than now. Maybe part of it was that she was reading from a script.

  51. Lari says:

    She looks so bloated.

  52. Renee says:

    Little harsh. Lots of women transition to something blonder as they start to go grey. I’m not too far off myself.

  53. JoanK says:

    Meanwhile a 7 !!!! year old child dies in custody.
    To be honest, I don’t give a toss about her hair.
    I just want her and her husband banished from the public eye.

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