Witches are really mad that Donald Trump keeps talking about ‘witch hunts’

US President Donald J. Trump meets with US House Speaker-designate Nancy Pelosi and US Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer

Donald Trump is quite fond of calling the Mueller investigation a “witch hunt.” It doesn’t track at all if you know the history of actual “witch hunts,” or how honest-to-God witches have been targeted and discriminated against throughout history. The term “witch hunt” is obviously a more modern invention, meant as a shorthand for “an investigation into someone completely harmless/innocent.” That obviously does not describe Donald Trump. Anyway, the Daily Beast has a new piece about how actual witches feel about Trump’s near-constant claims that the multiple investigations are all part of a witch hunt:

It may, on the surface, seem like a harmless way to trivialize Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential campaign. But to the actual community of witches, President Donald Trump’s constant invocation of a so-called “witch hunt” is deeply problematic and, frankly, a bit hurtful.

“Many are mad, and the rest are rolling their eyes,” said David Salisbury, a lead organizer at Washington-based witch community Firefly House. Witches are not a constituency with which politicians normally concern themselves. And there’s little sense in the community that Trump actually cares about what they truly think. But for those who practice witchcraft, the president’s words bring up a painful period in history, when men and women were accused of being witches and murdered, both in the American colonies and in Europe.

On Twitter, Trump has called the Mueller investigation a “witch hunt” more than 60 times, including four times on Sunday alone. Trump’s supporters have adopted the nomenclature as well, with former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich saying Friday that the Mueller investigation is both a witch hunt and a modern return of the inquisition. Witches view the use of the phrase as more than just a pejorative rhetorical device. They place it, rather, in the larger context of the president demonizing and marginalizing minority groups. According to witches who spoke to The Daily Beast, most contemporary witches are feminists and support other marginalized groups. Salisbury called Trump’s witch hunt tweets “disgraceful,” especially because of Trump’s attacks on immigrants and women.

“It is particularly horrifying because many modern practitioners of witchcraft devote their lives to seeking compassion and justice,” Salisbury said.

[From The Daily Beast]

The witches/warlocks quoted go on to say that while witches have been casting spells on Trump and Brett Kavanaugh, “most witches have opted not to use magic against Trump. I don’t think we need to attack Trump with spells. He’s in the middle of a process of self-destruction. Trump is safe from any ‘witch hunt’ because no self-respecting coven would have him.” Sometimes I do wish I belonged to a coven – it might be soothing, to cast spells on the Trumps, or really try to hex him. I’d hex the f–k out of Ivanka too.

Here’s one of the “witch hunt” tweets from Trump just this weekend. He tweets about “witch hunts” more than he tweets about anything else at this point.

President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump host the Congressional Ball

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21 Responses to “Witches are really mad that Donald Trump keeps talking about ‘witch hunts’”

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  1. OriginalLala says:

    he is such a buffoon – is it a witch hunt, a hoax, or a “smocking” gun Bigly?

    he doesn’t seem to understand that these words are not all interchangeable

  2. Rapunzel says:

    Old McDonald had a Twitter, ei ei o
    And on that Twitter, he was bitter
    Ei ei o

    With a Leakin’ James, and a Cryin’ Chuck
    Crooked Hills, Little Schitts, the angry Dems have run amok.

    Old McDonald had a Twitter, ei ei o
    And every time he posts a Tweet, we all groan, “oh no!”

    With a witchhunt here, and a fake news there
    CNN, WaPo, New York Times are all unfair

    Old McDonald had a Twitter, ei ei o
    And every time he posts a Tweet, it’s like he’s snorting blow.

    With conspiracy theories and daily lies
    Exclamations, all caps and random a** MAGA cries

    Old McDonald had a Twitter, ei ei o
    And every time he posts a Tweet, he shows what he don’t know.

    With a rocket man here and a tarriff man there
    ACA, boarder wall, and #thanksobama everywhere

    Old McDonald had a Twitter, ei ei o
    And every time he posts a Tweet, he proves he’s got to go.

  3. Steff says:

    Gosh I’ve heard that phrase said by horrible men too many times the past few years.

  4. Emily says:

    LOL no self-respecting coven would have him.

  5. Kitten says:

    I know a couple witches who aren’t happy about it but honestly, they’re far more offended by his presidency than his use of the word “witch”.

    • jwoolman says:

      Didn’t some American witches cast a protection spell on the White House or on Trump some time ago, to protect us from them doing any harm? Yoo hoo, we need a booster shot!

  6. broodytrudy says:

    I’ll hex Ivanka for you. I hope she always has wet socks.

  7. noway says:

    I’m sorry this story made me laugh so hard. It’s just so stupid.

    Please no witches curse me, and I’m sorry that Trump is using your name in vain. Actually, I’m sorry he’s doing anything or nothing. I just want him and all of his stupid words and phrases to go away.

  8. Beer&Crumpets says:

    …. like… THAT’S what’s offensive? Saying “witch hunt” a lot? That’s like crying about a splinter in your finger while a wild animal gnaws off a leg.

    On the other hand, I guess the witches may as well get in on the Offended All To Be Damned Every Day train. Our president hates every single person who isn’t white, male, extremely wealthy, and 100% approving of his every move and thought. He is offensive. He is an offense.

  9. BlueSky says:

    You know it’s bad when witches are like “Nah, he ain’t worth the energy to put a hex on”

  10. Melbelle says:

    FYI – it’s my understanding many witches do not use the term “warlock” and some consider it to be derogatory.

    • Jenn says:

      I think it’s more that it’s just not a thing? Male witches are just called “witches,” I think?

  11. Sunnydaze says:

    I remember hearing or reading (kinda starts to blend together) 45 saying the investigation was the worst witch hunt in history. I then thought…..so a bigger witch hunt than the ACTUAL witch hunt that claimed the lives of thousands of innocent people in the name of so -called religion???? K…..

  12. Deeanna says:

    Oh, he’s going to find out what a witch hunt is all right! I just wish we still had witch dunking.

  13. Veronica S. says:

    Leave it to men to compare dealing with the consequences of their own actions to historical inquisitions that cost hundreds if not thousands of women their lives.

  14. Ula says:

    I cannot 😀 witches and warlocks of ‘Murica choose not to attack Trump with spells 😀 hahaha! that statement is just so extremely ridicilous and funny!