Brad Pitt is looking pretty good on the cover of August’s Wired Magazine. He’s interviewed to promote the August release of Inglourious Basterds, which seems weird. Basterds is a period film, and I never really think of Brad Pitt as any kind of gadget/computer/technology guy, so it’s an unconventional way to promote a film.
I like his current hair color and the goatee, especially the grey that’s coming in. He looks his age – 45 – and he’s still handsome, but no longer “pretty”. Both People and Entertainment Tonight have advanced excerpts of the Wired interview, so let’s see what Brad’s got to say:
Brad Pitt even looks hot in a headset.
The star of Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming Nazi-scalping action flick Inglourious Basterds graces the August cover of Wired magazine, and PEOPLE.com has a first look.
Pitt, 45, sports a wireless cell phone headset and gives advice – in his Inglourious character – on a variety of subjects, including conduct at work, etiquette and those sometimes awkward cyber dilemmas. “Who cares if your Warcraft wife is really a dude,” Pitt is quoted as saying on the cover. “If it’s good, don’t check under the hood.”
According to Wired, Pitt was intrigued by the magazine’s May Mystery issue, which featured Star Trek director/writer J.J. Abrams, and he wanted to break away from the traditional celebrity magazine story. For the photo shoot last month, Pitt came alone to the Smashbox Studios in West Hollywood and was photographed by portraitist Dan Winters.
The August issue of Wired hits newsstands July 21. Inglourious Basterds is due in theaters Aug. 21.
[From People]
“Awkward cyber dilemmas” is my new favorite euphemism. I think it means “fanboys masturbating to Megan Fox while playing Dungeons and Dragons”. I’m loving the idea of Brad Pitt giving a geeks-only interview, talking only about “awkward cyber dilemmas” and technological-related questions. ET has more gems:
Brad Pitt offers some cell phone and online etiquette tips when it comes to twitter, online dating and text messaging.
Wired magazine asked Pitt what he thought of tweeting a picture of his wife’s butt like Ashton Kutcher did of Demi Moore. He responds “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”
As for online dating, the ‘Inglourious Basterds’ actor thinks that lying about how much money you make on your profile is accepted and encouraged. “Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”
Wired also asked Pitt in their “Ask a Basterd” article: Can I talk on the phone while taking a whiz? He answers, “No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”
[From Entertainment Tonight]
Thus, a million Brangeloonies are now going to begin searching for the elusive Brad Pitt-bathroom-wang photo. I’ve got a head start on you guys! Haha! I just searched for Google images of “Brad Pitt bathroom wang” and unfortunately, it’s a no go. Just some lovely pics of the Jolie-Pitts, and a couple of hits of some girls with the last name of “Wang”. Damn it, Brad! Don’t tease us. We. Need. Bathroom. Wang.
Rofl. I’ll pass on the wang. Foreign ones freak me out. No joke.
And yea, someone needs to tell Ashton and Demi that despite how much they try, they still strike me as slightly creepy and icky. And I don’t want to know what’s going on. kthnx.
Didn’t Brad take a picture of Angelina’s butt for the W photo spread (she had a nightgown on, true, but it was totally see through)?
If a chick was on a mag cover looking that old and scruffy she’d be ripped to pieces.
Love the bright blue/turquoise eyes though.
I was under the impression he barely knew how to use a computer a few months ago. I thought he said that in another interview, but now he’s talking about warcraft and meeting people online. It’s hard to keep up with all this contradicting information.
I just want to lick him all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brad Pitt just keeps getting better and better both in looks and intellect! Love his sense of humour.
It seems while Tom Cruise, movie star, is busy with plastic surgeons and basking in his own crazy, Brad has become the relevant actor who owns his journey into aging. Mmmm… like fine wine. Brad’s a real man.
The article is called ask a bastard? so he’s answering the questions as the character Aldo, people.
The movie must be in trouble and Brad really needs for this to be big at the box office…an interview with Wired??? Brangeloonies around the world must be on the edge of their seats as I’m sure pictures of the twins are soon to arrive – or an outing with the twins…PR at it’s finest.
Here’s a link to pictures of Brad Pitt’s wang.
http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/search/label/Brad%20Pitt
Enjoy!
Brad Pitt looks rough and old as hell. His looks are going to get worse with age. FYI there are some completely nude pictures on the internet (for anyone who is interested in searching) of Brad Pitt.
http://www.pinger.pl/szukaj/po_tagu?t=Brad%20Pitt
Thank you Duh, and it said so right in the piece that Kaiser posted
NO BOTOX HERE ! ENJOY
I can always come on here and enjoy a few laughs from the haters on here, so predictable. They can’t wait for a post about Brad and Angie so they can all get their panties in a twist with the hate lol.
Ciao
He looks older obviously he’s 45, he’s never been my type, but I don’t consider him aging badly. I think he’s doing quite well in that department, I mean he’s 45, he’s not supposed to look 25 forever. I just wonder what’s up with all that squinting he’s been doing lately.
Thank you Miriam! Mmm… naked Clive Owen and Viggo M. to make my Wednesday a little bit better.
oh gosh Miriam, I just went to the link. It a whole site devoted to famous peen. Heeheehee (blushing) that’s hilarious! I sound totality immature but, oh wow! its so funny…..I wounder if his pic is Shopped though, to make it more appealing?
I would have preferred a not-smushed-up-forehead picture this time. That said, I’d still take him. lol
He looks awful. One of the reviews
I read about the movie says that it
is his worst acting job ever. Doesn’t
look good to me.
Some of those guys are VERY WELL endowed:)
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hatsumomog, I don’t think it’s shopped because there’s another one, where he’s vacationing with Gwetheth Paltrow and he looks the same(size wise).
Do some of you actually read before commenting or do you just come ready to prejudge and attack.. HE IS ANSWERING THE QUESTION AS THE CHARACTER… NOT BRAD..OMG
I have to say I like the idea.. kind of bring Aldo into our time line. How would the character handle the hurtles of today.. Brad looks great.. does he look 25 no because he is not 25..he is 45 and still looks hot as hell. Can’t wait for next week and the first premier.. Go BRAD..
If he is not your taste fine.. go post on the celebs who are..
he looks like sh*t…45??? More like 54!!! And did one comment said that s/he wanted to lick him all over????? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww thats discusting!!!!
He’s 45 and he looks it.
I’d still lick him up one side and down the other.
Just puttin’ it out there in the universe.
Just in case it reads this blog.
Pinkett-Smith doesn’t corner the market on TMI, you know.
Nah.
And Miriam, NOW THAT’S A LINK!!
You’re aces in my book, doll…
wow Miriam!! I think those pictures are from back when Brad was with Gwyneth. I’m pretty sure there are nude photos of them together floating around on the internet
I did not use to be fan of Brad’s looks because he was too pretty for my taste (though I enjoyed his movies), but he looks very sexy now. His face has character-a I have had life experiences face. Very cute.
it’s a little on the small side…
is he not overexposed yet?
Miriam, enjoy? It’s kind of small and it looks to be semi erect. It’s def. too skinny to enjoy.
Well he’ll collect his 20 million check regardless of how the movie performs
Well I guess his penis was sufficient enough for Gwenyth,Jennifer, Angelina etc
lucky basterd: Well he’ll collect his 20 million check regardless of how the movie performs
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Exactly. And laugh all over everybody else. For him it’s a win-win.
BTW no recent pix of the twins, though People did run a story today about their first birthday. The older kids helped bake two birthday cakes and Grandma and Grandpa Pitt came to LA to help celebrate. Both twins are walking now.
I’m so sick of him. I know he’s trying to promote a movie and all, but he’s been overexposed for years now. I’d probably enjoy his movies a lot more if he weren’t everywhere, all the time.
And I have to agree with Annie about Demi and Ashton. It is just still a little weird, and even weirder that they’re so desperate for attention and for everyone to know everything about them. WEIRD.
Uh Brad You dummy YOU are not married, You don’t have a wife, you used to have one but yall got divorced remember?
You and Angie are not married remember?? Duh
It is so obvious that some of you are unable to read and comprehend.. Brad is not talking about a real life wife..he is talking as the character. Dislike the man all you want, but this is just hating just because you want to attack him. and if he is overexposed it is because some of you are obsessed. Even more so then the fans. READ before you post.. take a minute.. The interview is really funny. and Brad looks great.. Not surprised that the people who claim to not like him and think he is overrated are the first to get to a thread about him.. Yeah strange…
I think he looks better now than he did in his ‘teen idol’ years.
He just keeps getting better and better.
I like the gray in his beard, but I wish he’d let his hair gray naturally, too. Like it was in “Babel.” I thought he looked great in that movie.
Yummy.
God, Brad is hot but sooooo dumb. Ya’ll know people like this. Well, maybe ya don’t.
he doesn’t have a wife.
sorry ladies, (and men) but that photo is shopped. Look just below his belly button, it’s like a different color and texture and you can see the line…
you’d think if they’d bother to shop it with a computer, they’d have made it BIGGER, non?
His bod is amazing tho…
Look at that beautiful damn man. I was never really a fan until “Twelve MOnkeys” he was having so much fun to NOT be carrying the movie that I enjoyed his performance and took another look at the then latest “face”. Like Johnny Depp, the older he gets the more interesting he is to ME. I love his wrinkles and experienced eyes, he’s seen a thing or two and he’s centered now. Maturity is a sexy thing on the excessively beautiful.
The fact that he seems very silly under it all is the SEXIEST thing about him. There nothing worse than a humorless, shite who thinks his looks and company are all you need.
Colonics for everyone indeed. And everytime I think about Brad and his adopted daughter Zahara I laugh to think about Brad trying to do cornrows and hairclips, my dad used to try when I was a little girl, he got quite good over the years :).
He seems like the kind of daddy who would try. Lucky Angie.
The basterd buys his roles through Plan B. He got huge support from his buddy Brad Grey too. How do you know he got 20 million? No offense, I just need the link. Even if it’s true, I must say it’s a waste. 20 mill for Harrison Ford or Will Smith is reasonable. For Pitt? That’s much overpaid.
I guess this is a way of avoiding declaring his love for the current love of his life since she will not be that for much longer. I can’t believe we are going to have to listen to kids vomit, poo etc. Sigh, hopefully after this we get a break from them.
WHAT A PATHETIC LIAR
http://www.newsweek.com/id/180867/page/2
NEWSWEEK: With the Internet, it’s becoming harder for actors to draw the line between public and private. Do any of you guys ever Google yourself?
Pitt: Dear God. No.
Never?
Pitt: Never. First of all, I don’t really know how to operate a computer.
Hey yes that was lovely of his parents to come celebrate the twins birthday. Where was Angelina, Oh well during the pitt family celebration she was driving around LA and then spent 4 hours in her mom’s old hotel apt. Odd, oh wait it was his time with the kids they split the birthday in half.
I am so glad some publications are not afraid of brangelina and will state the truth, yeah that is not people magazine, i think Brangelina owns half of people magazine.
They will be connected for the rest of their lives they have 6 beautiful children so if they split they will be like Bruce and Demi. Angie is still friends with her ex husbands and they didn’t even have kids. So all is good. Peace. ‘Giving advice in his Inglorious character’ Beatrix I guess you think Sasha Baron Cohen is really Borat or Bruno too.
I think Brad is WAY more interesting now that he’s older, has kids, and has real hobbies that don’t include suntanning on the beach with a bunch of margaritas. Thank god, he realized what a dead-end life he was living and moved on. Now, he has the life, the family and his career is looking good, too. Suck it Aniston lovers!