The midwest, mid-Atlantic and pretty much the entire East Coast is going to be painfully cold this week. For the past few years, we’ve had to deal with a reoccurring “polar vortex” which gives us below-freezing temperatures for days and sometimes weeks on end. This week isn’t a polar vortex from the North though, it’s just our new normal of much, much colder winters than we’ve had in years previously. This is very simple, elementary-school-level of global warming: weather is more extreme on both ends. Summers are hotter, winters are colder, and hurricanes and tornadoes are much more deadly and destructive.

Unfortunately, Emperor Dinosaur Butt doesn’t understand that elementary-school-level science. He honestly thinks that because it gets cold in winter, global warming doesn’t exist. Snow = no global warming, in Bigly’s mind. Or should I say “global waming.”

That tweet has already been up for more than 12 hours. No one quickly took it down and replaced it with the word “warming” spelled correctly. This is our government, peeps. The president/emperor is an idiot who can’t spell “warming” and doesn’t have a first-grader’s grasp of science.

Speaking of lack of fundamental education, Trump also tweeted this yesterday.

Numerous states introducing Bible Literacy classes, giving students the option of studying the Bible. Starting to make a turn back? Great!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 28, 2019

If you want to send your kids to private, religious schools, go ahead. Go crazy with your Bible study and what have you. But if your state tries to introduce Bible Literacy classes in public schools, you better f–king riot and call the ACLU. Stop this mess. Also: the fact that the Evangelicals still have f–k all to say about a thrice-married adulterer, cheater, con man and hate-filled bigot just shows you how much all of modern evangelical Christianity is just a f–king scam.

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