“Nicolas Cage’s four-day wife wants spousal support, lmao” links

Nicolas Cage attends the 2019 Lawyer Ball with a beautiful date

Erika Koike married Nicolas Cage while they were both drunk, and he filed for an annulment after four days of marriage and now Erika wants spousal support lmao. [Dlisted]
Lainey predicts that if Baby Sussex is a girl, they’ll name her Maya. [LaineyGossip]
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Teen Mom drama involving… Plan B? [Starcasm]
T&L’s thoughts on Game of Thrones Ep. 8.2. [Tom & Lorenzo]
Ashanti is still wearing tube tops. [GFY]
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Robert Downey Jr. still opens his wife’s car door. [Seriously OMG]
Christian Bale shows up for a documentary about the foster care system. [Just Jared]

Nicolas Cage attends the 2019 Lawyer Ball with a beautiful date

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  1. Anastasia says:

    I CANNOT get over how horrible Cage looks. I just can’t.

  2. Moneypenny says:

    She said, “Look at this dude. I EARNED this money in these 4 days!”

  3. minx says:

    Hilarious.

  4. Mia4s says:

    Those pictures are just….good lord. If you ever need to explain Hollywood to anyone in one image? Just show them that second picture.

  5. Stella Alpina says:

    Gold diggers gonna dig. Wasn’t there a blind item that claimed she was some kind of escort and they upgraded her career to “makeup artist” for the optics?

    You’re a mess, Nic. It’s safer if you stay single.

  6. Kylie says:

    These pictures highlight how pathetic men who insist on dating and marrying significantly younger women look. He looks like a caricature of himself.

  7. Nicegirl says:

    Maya Sussex is nice. What do we think?

    • Lady D says:

      I like it, but it doesn’t seem a regal name to me. Please, I mean no offense to all the wonderful Maya’s out there. Maybe informal is the word I’m looking for.

      • lucy2 says:

        I bet they go with a traditional royal name too. Maybe a more modern middle name, but nothing too unusual for the first name.

      • jwoolman says:

        If his kids are taken out of the line of succession, I don’t think they have to have approved “royal” names.

      • Becks1 says:

        Even if they’re in the line of succession, they don’t have to be “approved” names. Peter Phillips’ daughters are in the line of succession, and they are Savannah and Isla, Zara’s name is….Zara, and her children are Mia and Lena. (all nice names, but not traditional royal names.) And when Zara was born, she was pretty high up in the line of succession, because she was the second or third grandchild.

    • y says:

      I quite like it, but if it’s a girl I think she’ll be called Dora. I don’t agree with Lainey that Martin is a possibility if it’s a boy. That name is not fashionable and is thought of as being dull and baby-boomer ish, not cute and vintage, in the UK.

      • (TheOG)@Jan90067 says:

        Someone in here came up with Doriana, as a mesh of the two grannies. I really like it. I’d add “Frances Elizabeth” for middle names (Frances for Diana-her middle name), and TQ is obvious.

    • JadedBrit says:

      I’ll take bets on Elizabeth Diana Doria.

  8. HK9 says:

    Ok, how much is spousal support for four days…..$250?

  9. Chimney says:

    So is this Erika in these pics? It’s weird that he would hover-hand his gf/fiance. The girl looks like a million different people. Maybe being a really really good makeup artist helps with being a scammer?

    • Jag says:

      I had read that this wasn’t Erika, and instead was another woman he was with. No idea what the truth is. lol

      • Jenn says:

        I’m staring at the photo on her Twitter account right now, comparing it to all the other photos of “Erika” out there, and I’m starting to think she might *actually* BE a master of disguise

  10. Pixie says:

    earned every penny.

  11. Lola Lola3 says:

    omg, spousal support. Hilarious. No fool like an old fool — who in this case looks like he is suffering from early onset dementia. I don’t know whether to feel sorry for him or think he got what he deserved.

    • Althea says:

      I agree with you, Lola. He should see a neurologist to be tested for frontotemporal dementia, a common but under-recognized dementia that tends to hit people around age 50. The behaviors caused by the dementia are often dismissed as a “midlife crisis” or attributed to alcoholism/drug-addiction. His excessive drinking, hiring of escorts, impulsively marrying one and unrestrained spending are signs of the disease. You can see it in his eyes.

      Middle-aged people who start behaving badly and who begin to lose control should be encouraged to see a doctor.

  12. Monicack says:

    He can’t even blink for help.

  13. Diana says:

    I am crying at these comments!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  14. Sheda says:

    Honestly if i was Fan Bing bang after the last kidnapping and incarceration i would flee china with the clothes on my back

    • recharge says:

      she is Japanese

      • Bryn says:

        No, she is Chinese..

      • CairinaCat says:

        Definitely Chinese.
        When it was found she was hiding income, a common practice in media entertainment contracts over there, she was arrested and made an example of.
        They took her, had her in a camp where they do reprogramming/torture for months , made her pay many many many millions in fines, made her issue public apologies and is now under permanent watch.

        She is very lucky she is alive and still looks pretty.

  15. Susan says:

    Spousal support in California is for half the length of the marriage for any marriage less than 10 years. So she is looking for two days of pay? Lol, I guess every penny counts for her.

  16. Catherine Page says:

    It’s so annoying that “gold diggers” get called out but “trophy buyers” don’t. Let’s not pretend trophy buyers are shopping based on “personality.” Both parties are using the other for what they think is of value.

    We’re supposed to swallow trophy buying because “men are visual creatures” and look down on “gold digging” because women shouldn’t be concerned with financial independence. It’s just so blatant.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      Interesting point!

    • Erinn says:

      I mean, I don’t think that’s the issue here, though. It’s more the fact that he got married while not capable of making legal decisions and that the ex-wife is expecting spousal support for a 4 day wedding that should never have happened.

      I agree with the sentiment though – there’s a tradeoff for both diggers and hunters. But being married less than a week and then expecting spousal support DOES raise some major red flags.

    • Stella Alpina says:

      I call out both groups. They are two sides of the same shallow coin. People do criticize the men, but perhaps not as often as the women. I’ve read plenty of negative comments and jokes about Trump choosing trophy wives like Marla Maples and Melania, about Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman, about Larry King and his many ex-wives, about Hugh Hefner’s sleazy love life, and the widespread and ridiculous age difference between rich husbands and their trophy brides.

      Hefner was a good example of a trophy buyer marrying a gold digger. His 3rd and final wife, Crystal Harris, married him in the hopes of getting fame and fortune, which didn’t pan out the way she wanted. Too bad. There was a pre-nup involved and she got $5 million and a home worth $7 million after he died. When you remember that Hefner was already 60 years old when Crystal was born – that’s the ickiest of the ick.

      • SJR says:

        So, $12 Million? That’s good money right there but, not enough to put up with that scuzzy Hefner. Ugh. I’d rather be broke.

  17. A.Key says:

    Well she had to try at least

  18. ChiaMom says:

    I saw some guy for a year bish gimme some palimony if this the standard lol

  19. JadedBrit says:

    Cage looks as if he’s undergoing a proctology exam. Painful in every which way.

  20. Dttimes2 says:

    Ahh Nicholas Cage – the gift that keeps giving…i will always love you Nic – for ALL the truly crappy movies, for the love life gossip and the How not to spend upur Millions…

    You guys he’s like a Unicorn and we must protect his gifts 😂😂

  21. SJR says:

    You are missing the big issue…she wants spousal support after 4 days of marriage and yet, and yet, she found a lawyer to file for her. Ugh. Woman, get outta here.
    Nic, what’s going on? Dude, you are looking really awful. And so drunk you don’t even realize what you are doing. WTH? Doesn’t he have any actual friends? Sad.

  22. CA Family Code says:

    Nick Cage may have a death wish aligned with Leaving Las Vegas. He is the adult and he is a tool

  23. JRenee says:

    Good grief…

  24. Zia says:

    That is NOT Erika Koike in those pics. Erika is Asian and looks totally different. NOT Erika!

  25. Wendy says:

    Sooooo, Nic Cage has basically become his character from Leaving Las Vegas. Goddamn, that’s sad.

  26. Abby says:

    I think they could combine Diana and Doria into Doriana. She could be called Dori or Dora or even Ana.

    • Some chick says:

      My prediction is that they will want her to be her own person, so she will get a name reflecting that. (Or him, if it turns out to be a boy baby. It’s just a baby! Who even knows?!)

  27. Rina says:

    An attorney agreed to represent Erika Koike on the spousal support case on a four-day marriage? Perhaps, she is representing herself. 😀

    After his divorce from Alice Kim, Nicolas Cage seems to be spiraling out of control at warp speed. I hope that he gets help for the ailments plaguing him.

  28. CairinaCat says:

    That’s not Erika, the real one is Asian and a lot shorter