I barely follow anything Katie “Jordan” Price does. It’s not that I hate her or anything, I just don’t really care. She seems a bit gross, a bit classless, and I can’t really discern what purpose she serves. But apparently she’s very, very famous for having a huge enhanced rack, and for… divorcing that gay guy? She also had that E! reality series that made Denise Richards’ “It’s Complicated” look like Shakespeare. And she’s also “written” tons of books, and has a fourth “autobiography” (seriously?) coming out later this year. With three “autobiographies” down the drain, of course the topic arises… will a film be made out of Katie’s exquisite life story? And if that film is made, who would play this goddess known as Jordan? In Katie’s mind, she should be played by Julia Roberts. Katie’s reasoning for this epic casting decision? The hair.

Katie Price would like Julia Roberts to play her in a movie about her life – because they have had similar hairstyles. She said her mind was made up after seeing Roberts’ Oscar-winning performance in the film Erin Brockovich.

Price is releasing her fourth autobiography later this year and is already discussing turning her story into a movie.

“I mentioned that to my management,” she told More! magazine. “I’ve got another autobiography coming out in October, so I suppose it will be after that.”

Asked who would play her in the lead role, she replied: “I’d probably say Julia Roberts – and the reason is, before my career and everything, my hair was really curly. And I saw Erin Brockovich, and thought she’d be good at playing me. And then Pretty Woman…”

The 31-year-old, who recently split from husband Peter Andre, jets off to Los Angeles every three months to touch up her hair extensions.

“Fifteen grand the whole thing costs for my flights and my hair,” she said.

The glamour model aka Jordan also told of plans for a second breast reduction.

She said: “I’m already booked in for when I go back. My boobs are going smaller. I may just get a bit of Botox done too.”

[From The Press Association]

“And then Pretty Woman…” is my favorite part. Because of the irony. Because this woman is a whore. Too harsh? But I’m glad she’s getting her boobs reduced. Her back must be killing her. My boobs are natural, and I think about getting mine reduced all of the time because of my backaches. I also like how Katie talks about how much money it costs for her upkeep. It takes a lot of money to look that trashy!

Julia Roberts is shown on 4/27/09. Credit: PRPhotos. Jordan is shown on 7/23/09 and horseback riding on 7/27/09. Credit: WENN.com