Whether or not Mel Gibson really did get a secret annulment for his 29-year-long marriage, one thing’s for sure: Mel is very, very serious about his pregnant Russian girlfriend/fiancé Oksana Grigorieva. He “loves” her so much that even when she embarrasses him in public, Mel doesn’t lose his temper. He doesn’t start screaming about how Oksana is most likely in league with the Jews. He doesn’t scream about holy wars with the Malibu police. Mel doesn’t start screaming about her “sugart-ts”. So, that’s something. Baby steps.
According to the National Enquirer, Mel and Oksana were recently attending a party when Oksana pointed out Mel’s bald spot. And when I say “pointed out”, I mean “yelled in front of all the partygoers”. What did she yell, perchance? “Darling… you need to get more hair implants!” Ouch. That’s what you get, Mel.
Trading in the old ball-and-chain for a younger trophy wife ain’t gonna be all champagne and caviar, as aging Mel Gibson discovered when his Kremlin kutie Oksana Grigorieva publicly snarked about the star’s balding pate – and revealed his hair-raising secret as shocked quests snickered at a swanky party in Malibu.
Chatting with a pal on a balcony, Oksana, who’s 14 years younger than baby-daddy, looked down and suddenly got a bird’s eye gander at his emerging bald spot.
Gasping, she yelled down to Mel, and after getting his attention – and everyone else’s – pointed pointedly at her own head and trilled: “Darling… you need to get more hair implants!”
Say what? MORE implants? I’m pleased to report that love-smitten Mel, who turned beet-red and grinned awkwardly to… cover up his embarassment, did NOT throw a beer can at the future Missus G.
He turned back to his friends and started babbling about how the Russian sexpot has pushed him into a new diet and exercise (-and hair implant?) routine designed to boost energy and keep him looking youthful.
“It’s all very tiring,” Mel told his pals, flashing the weak grin of a guy who knows he’s not The Boss anymore. “I hope it’s all worth it in the end.”
[From National Enquirer, Mike Walker’s gossip column, print edition, August 10 2009]
Dude, why is Oksana trying to polish this turd? She’s got the money coming in, why would she care about bald spots or paunches? Just let him be. Maybe that’s me, though. I’d much rather see/date a man who is fine with natural balding than some mid-life crisis bastard with hair plugs. It’s really is like Mel stepped out of the How To Have A Mid-Life Crisis book. Hair plugs? Check. Russian hooker? Check. Dumping your wife of 29 years? Check. Impregnating said Russian hooker? Priceless.
Mel and Oksana are shown on 4/28/09. Credit: WENN.com
Uh, not that I am a fan of Mel’s or anything, but should she be mocking/biting the hand that feeds her? He deserves what he gets, but gee, talk about a nasty witch. Karma Mel, Karma. There is a reason Timothy Dalton had no problem letting this one get away.
No matter how unpleasant this woman seems, could you please not call her a hooker unless that is actually her job? Calling women hookers because we don’t like their choices really doesn’t benefit anyone, it just makes it okay to dehumanise women.
It’s 29 years, not?
Me – Sorry, 29 years. Fixed.
Kaiser, you is riot. Funny and that bingo-winged post put Madge over the edge. You know it did!
Surely she is 39? She was born in 1970… Oh duh, I misread, you mean 29 years married. I wonder how long this one will fly….
Hey Nony, you’re right, we shouldn’t call Oksana a hooker. That’s insulting to hookers, who are service providers…sex in exchange for money, no strings attached. Oksana is also a professional vagina, but she is a master manipulator who’s taking advantage of a middle aged multi-millionaire who’s missing a few brain cells. Mel needs brain implants!
I was going to say “don’t piss off your meal ticket” but she’s already knocked up so who cares
I still don’t get it. If he was going to cheat on his wife and move on to a younger woman, why didn’t he pick someone attractive? I mean, yes-he’s a total jerk, but he’s still very wealthy and he is still a good looking man. Surely there is SOME pretty woman out there that would want him, right? Or is that really the best he could do?
She’s just so unattractive. I don’t get it.
Kaiser, you are hilarious!!!.
Mel got what he paid for.
Wow. What a bitch. If she’ll do that to him now, what will she do later? Any bets on how long this will last? And she should know about implants, she’s got enough of them in her face.
That relationship is not going to last.
this story sounds made up, if it’s not he won’t put up with that shit for long
I think the secret part of the end of the marriage is that it was a divorce, but his ex-wife agrees never to talk about it, so that he can go around saying it was an annulment and keep his blowhard Catholic bona fides. (By the way, who gets custody of that church they built?)
I don’t believe that the abandoned Catholic parent would accept an annulment (and on what grounds, anyway?), which would make their children bastards in the eyes of the unstinting dogma that most of the Catholic Church, and Mel Gibson’s sect in particular, embrace.
Let’s pause and consider what level of Jerk he is, that he values his hypocritical beliefs more than the status of his children. What a soul-rotten creep. I hope Oksana takes the half a fortune he has left.
Ally, Mel’s wife Robyn isn’t Catholic but Anglican. If Robyn wants to move on she may want an annulment too. She was the one who got fed up with her spouse (for good reasons) not vice versa. Most Anglicans would remarry without an annulment, but a minority do believe in them. The grounds for the Gibsons would be coercion (because of the shotgun marriage issue), immaturity (a catch-all), and possibly lack of consent if Mel was drunk during the vows.
And to address a point that you and a lot of others make–an annulment does NOT make the children bastards. Not for the Catholic Church and not for Mel’s church.
Why no new pictures of Mel and Oksana?? Hmm, is the baby bulge not showing up?????
Oksana is beautiful. She’s a stunner. I wish I had her long, dark hair and symetrical features.
Cindy, I am sure you can look just like Oksana if you can pay the right plastic surgeon. It looks like she has.
“I hope it’s all worth it in the end”, is he talking about his new regimen or Oksana?