Kirsten Dunst is sending Robert Pattinson sexy texts, wants Eclipse role

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Earlier today, Kaiser told you how Robert Pattinson is getting his hunky heart broken by his mortal co-star Kristen Stewart. While Pattinson was off having a maybe-fling with his other co-star, Emille de Ravin, Stewart decided to get back together with her ex boyfriend, dashing Pattinson’s hope of a reunion. At least, according to the National Enquirer. I’m hoping that behind the scenes these two are quietly still together and will eventually get married and have supernatural babies. (I’m undoubtedly influenced by the fact that I’m almost done reading the third Twilight novel, Eclipse. I know this is lame for an adult married mom, but work with me here.)

According to Star Magazine, there might been an even more sinister twist to the Pattinson/Stewart love pentagon. Kirsten Dunst is said to be trying to get her skinny thrift store claws on Edward, I mean Robert! She’s been sending the British actor sexy text messages trying to entice him into her messy lair.

Kirst Dunst has set Robert Pattinson square in her sights! “Kirsten is absolutely infatuated with him and thinks he would be the ideal boyfriend,” a friend tells Star. The pair first crossed paths while Rob, 23, was filming Remember Me in New York City earlier this summer. “She’s been sending Rob a barrage of flirty texts, letting him know she is very interested in getting to know him better – whenever and wherever he wants.” The 27 year-old has even hatched a desperate plan to lobby for a part in Eclipse, the third film in the hit vampire series, according to another source. “She thinks they would have a lot in common.” After all, Kirsten had her own taste of bloodsucking notoriety in 1994’s Interview with the Vampire!

[From Star Magazine, print edition, August 10, 2009]

The best part of this story is that Star uses one of those photos of Kirsten Dunst in which her two canine teeth (I thought those were the incisors or whatever, but I looked it up) are stuck to her lip like fangs. That’s really why I’m running this story – I just wanted to recreate that image. Plus it never hurts to alert the Twihards that they have some competition. Maybe they’ll boycott her movies and complain about her on their blogs. (Oh wait, I’m doing that.) Stay away from Kirsten, Rob!

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  1. ash says:

    I love how a picture capturing her snaggle teeth was used because it’s vampiresque. NICE.

  2. Mel says:

    I don’t know who’s teeth are worse – Dunst’s or Paquin’s….

  3. Annie says:

    What a creepster.

  4. Ggirl says:

    I wish Ms. K would get her sh*t together already! She chases after whatever is hot at the moment. Dunst needs to seriously get grounded.

  5. princess pee says:

    Oh CB, I know you’re enjoying it but I am so disappointed that you’ve become a twihard.

    I suspect this is a made up story (it is Star, after all). Kirsten is older and cooler than Rob, and I doubt she’d be all stalky in text message form.

    Is there like some supa-secret celebrity phone directory that gets delivered to you when you reach a certain fame level or something? Why do all these people (who haven’t worked together) have each others cell numbers?

  6. Wench. says:

    Oh my, I would LOVE that directory.

  7. spy says:

    Kirsten is cooler?
    If you’re reffering to her alcohol and drug abuse then of course.
    Please, these days everyone is dropping his name to get attention.

  8. Celebitchy says:

    @Princess Pee I would have taken your complaint seriously if you didn’t call Kirsten Dunst cooler than Rob Pattinson. Now I’m content to continue with my low-level Twihard-ness.

  9. Guttersnipey says:

    “That’s really why I’m running this story – I just wanted to recreate that image.”

    And thank you. It is, indeed, a glorious accompanying image.

  10. Kaiser says:

    LOL, CB is such a Twihard now! LOVE IT.

    God, I hate Kiki Dunst. She blows.

  11. barneslr says:

    I still don’t get why she’s famous and how she gets roles. She’s not particularly attractive, she has the personality of a can of split-pea soup and just has no acting talent whatsoever that I can discern. What’s the appeal?

  12. TaylorB says:

    Abarn: “What’s the appeal?”

    It isn’t appeal, it is FEAR of the undead. Did you see those blood sucking chompers she is sporting? Holy Hannah, run for the hills! Instead of wooden stakes and garlic, bring and orthodontist and some headgear, perhaps toss in a bag or two of those little rubber bands as well. You can never be too safe.

  13. fizXgirl314 says:

    i think her snaggle tooth is cute… it is often the little imperfections we have that make us unique…

    however, in the spirit of this website i’m willing to go along… DOWN WITH THE BITCH! :-p

  14. fabmomma4 says:

    No worries CB! I am also an adult married mom and I got all caught up in all things twilight too! It’s kind of a family joke now…ooohhh mom loves Edward! We could be doing much worse things in life right?

  15. fizXgirl314 says:

    fabmomma… i disagree… it’s just about the worst thing you could be doing… aren’t there much more interesting and mature things you can read? agh, i didn’t like tweens back when i was one, why associate with them as an adult? jr high is just hell warmed over…

  16. Sara says:

    Star magazine is always reporting false reports!!!! Y do u ppl believe this crap! Rob is dating kristen stewart and even if kirsten dunst is interested kristen stewart wouldnt have any of that!!! besides they spent time together bfore and afte rthe comic con and they will reunite for eclipse ROBSTEN FOREVR:)

  17. fabmomma4 says:

    hey fizgirl! lol i see your point. There are more mature things i could read…but, i’m already busy with 4 kids…and have read enough “interesting and mature” books in college to last me a lifetime. I didn’t mind tween hood (though when I was a ‘tween…it wasn’t called ‘tween yet) It was nice to have an easy read! It’s not like Twilight has been the end all be all to books. It was a sweet love story that gave me something to do for a few weeks. Hey, I’m always looking for good books to read if you have a suggestion!

  18. sdfsd says:

    LOL i love this. that picture with the story is truly a gem.

  19. palomino says:

    Fitz, erm, no, i think the worst thing you can do in life is shaming other people for diggin something you don’t. u could just mind ur business, ya know?

    And princess pea, don’t be disappointed (srsly?)that a gossip blogger is reporting gossip. which thought keeps u up at night: that CB posts Twilight threads or that CB likes it?

    mai buzz. ur harshin it.

  20. fizXgirl314 says:

    there’s nothing worse than grown women acting like tween douches… men seem to have more sense than this…

    if i were a guy and married to a woman who said anything along the lines of “blah blah blah twilight, blah blah blah robert pattinson blah blah blah harry potter” i’d get an annulment :/

  21. Marianne says:

    I wonder how corny it must be to find out that there are 12 year olds very concerned about the people you’re sleeping (or not) with. Even worse, how it must be like to be dating people you’ve never met or couldn’t care less about?

  22. helen says:

    i love you Robert