Another day, another “Britney is f’cked up” story. Today’s episode of Britney’s all-too-public travails involves the pop star, who has more wealth than most of us could amass in several lifetimes, applying for a job as a bartender. She spoke to the bartender at the latest hotel she checked into and actually submitted an application to apply for a job. Maybe she wants to do research for an upcoming video where she’ll play both a bartender and a patron, wearing different color wigs to make her dual roles that much more believable.

A court-ordered-sober Britney Spears applied for a new job on Thursday as a … wait for it … bartender!! — Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

We’re told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar.”

We’re told the application is currently with Human Resources

[From TMZ.com]

There are several ways this could go for this hotel. They could actually give Britney a job, dealing with the influx of hoards of paparazzi and gawking members of the public who will invariably turn up. They’ll make some money for a day and benefit from the notoriety that comes with having Britney as an employee. She won’t figure out how to mix a jack and coke despite the fact that she drinks them every day, but she’ll bring in the business. She’ll quit within a few hours and they won’t have to deal with her after that. From the website for the hotel, the place looks like it’s too fancy and dignified for that.

A more likely scenario is that someone who works there will get a copy of her application and sell it to a tabloid or to TMZ. She never graduated from correspondence course high school, so there are bound to be misspelled words and funny responses when filling out her employment history. I wonder what she wrote in for her previous jobs? She can count pop star, television sitcom guest star, and reality show star among them, although she only did one of those well.

Oh and the reason Britney didn’t answer the door during her first scheduled visit with her boys wasn’t because the intercom at her posh mansion was broken, as was suggested in previous reports. She just didn’t want to deal with the parenting coach, according to TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ the real reason Britney Spears didn’t answer her buzzer when her kids came to visit last Thursday is because she wants nothing to do with anyone who tries to tell her how to be a good parent. — We’re told Britney was well aware that her kids were coming at 10:00 AM.

[From TMZ.com]

Now that story sounds more likely than the “broken intercom” tale. Maybe the person who broke into Britney’s house over the weekend smashed the intercom on their way out.

Britney is shown eating jelly beans from inside a mobile phone shop. She also visited a coffee bean coffee retailer and spilled coffee on herself yesterday, you can see the stains in the picture. Thrilling, isn’t it? Thanks to WENN for these photos.