OK!: Angelina Jolie tells Brad to “sleep on the couch”

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OK! Magazine’s cover story this week is “Angie Tells Brad: Sleep on the Couch”. Angelina also “attacks Brad’s drinking, partying and embarrassing weight gain”. The online story isn’t really that controversial, even if it is true. It seems like a budget Star Magazine story. Brad and Angelina had a fight as soon as they got to France, Angelina locked herself in the bedroom and Brad slept in another room. The next day Brad and Angelina made up when he made her breakfast. Then they went to buy goldfish and gerbils. Meh. Plus, does anyone else think it’s weird that Brad would “sleep on the couch” when there are like thirty-something bedrooms in the chateau?

While Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt headed to France to work on their relationship — after all, it’s where they shacked up when Angie was expecting their twins, Knox and Vivienne — a Jolie-Pitt insider reveals that the couple’s retreat has gotten off to a very rough start. “Brad has been adamant that Angie spend time with the family and focus on them with as much passion and energy as she does all her project,” the source explains to OK!.

However, “right after they got to France, Brad found a box of scripts that Angie had said she wanted to read. She and Brad got into a fight over it. Angie stormed out of the room and went into the bedroom.”

In fact, the Wanted star was so mad that she demanded Brad sleep on the couch! Angie walked away from the fight to keep the kids from witnessing it — Maddox, Pax and Shiloh were there while Zahara and the twins napped in another room — while Brad did his part to downplay the spat.

“He played video games with the boys all night and made breakfast for the family in the morning, including fresh grapefruit juice for Angie,” says the source. While reconciliation isn’t always easy, the two seem to be doing their best to make their kids feel that all is well, including taking Maddox and Pax to the pet store the next day, Aug. 20, to expand their brood with gerbils and goldfish.

[From OK! Magazine]

The other stories floating around are some of the same old stuff – Brad wants Angelina to “stop working so much” (she’s done one film in 20 months) and she’s pissed about his drinking (which I do think is a legitimate story). Here’s an oldie: Angelina might be coming back for a sequel to Wanted. Yeah, to explain why that would be difficult would include a big spoiler, so read this report at your own risk. Angelina’s return would involve those mystical mud baths. And maybe a kiss of life from James MacAvoy?

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  1. DonnaInMichigan says:

    35 bedroom mansion, and Brad has to sleep on the couch?
    It would be more believable, if he has his own wing of the mansion, just to himself.

  2. texasmom says:

    Oh my god, his horrifying weight gain! It looks like . .. his shirt!!

  3. QB says:

    What is going to be the next story? “Brad sends a text msg to JA while he was in the couch” “Brad shares couch with JA” This story get more funny everytime.

  4. two out of 3 says:

    But later when there is a badly slanted story about JA Kaiser and all you Loonies will eat it all up and claim how true it is. pathetic.

  5. TaylorB says:

    Whoop-tee-doo. My husband slept ‘on the couch’ (guest room) last night as well, granted I allow the dogs to sleep with me once maybe twice a month and since they are giant breeds (Danes and Newfie mixes) there is no room for the old man. So he gets the boot, and frankly he loves it… From the sounds of it B&A share the bed with 6 kids, if he did get the chance to catch some kid free zzzz’s on the couch/spare room he was probably thrilled. Sounds like a perfectly normal relationship to me.

  6. Sassy says:

    “fresh grapefruit juice for angie”? wtf? where do these people get this shit from? leave them alone already….

  7. Sandz says:

    Gee who is the source? Or is Maddox spilling the beans? What BS!!!

  8. Marie says:

    oh for sure that their house is a one bedroom… call BS on that!!

  9. voodoobetty says:

    I bet Brad and Angie curl up in bed every night reading these stories laughing their asses off. Honestly unless they have am insider who lives with them who is leaking this info, which is doubtful, I give no validity to these stories.

    Maybe its one of the Gerbils or Goldfish who are leaking these stories!

  10. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “does anyone else think it’s weird that Brad would “sleep on the couch” when there are like thirty-something bedrooms in the chateau?”

    yes, I do. but “on the couch” could be a euphemism for “anywhere but my bed”.

    don’t believe it, but IF it’s true, it sounds like a completely normal relationship as almost everyone, at least once, has been the one booted or the boot-ee.

    to “two out of 3″…so true! but you forgot to mention that they’ll blame “Jen’s PR team” for planting whatever story it is just to keep her in the news.

  11. lway says:

    I don’t believe it. Brad is middle aged – he cannot be sexy forever – geez! at some point gravity will set in.

    I think this is BS.

  12. alex says:

    Another bs story abd I think the “insiders” are the twins lol

  13. sigh says:

    I hope he has a good calling plan for when he starts drunk dialing/sexting from France to “a certain someone” in NYC…

    ::me stirring the pot::

  14. Vermithrax says:

    LAEM!

  15. Annie says:

    there is no room for the old man. So he gets the boot, and frankly he loves it… ROFL!!

    I love it Taylor!

    And yea, I’m with you, sometimes, it’s good to have some space. It’s healthy! I mean, we have a queen bed and then sleep on the far opposites of the bed with all sorts of space between me and the bf and that’s usually after handling the biz. Sometimes when you sleep, you just want you time.

  16. bronlo says:

    He is old, fat and he drunking to many alcohol. And he takes weet!

    Brad and Angelina are liars!

  17. bronlo says:

    Its not … his shirt!

    Maddox, Pax and Shiloh were there while Zahara and the twins napped in another room – WHY THIS?

    Ahhh, he lovley kids in the bedroom and the other … ok.

  18. kim says:

    So his arms look muscular and yet he has a pot belly gmafb.Oh those damn gerbils are talking to Ok magazine

  19. lola says:

    you know how this isn’t true…

    BECAUSE RICH PEOPLE DON”T HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

    They have spare rooms.

  20. TaylorB says:

    “Sometimes when you sleep, you just want you time.”

    Amen! When my old ball and chain is out of town, and it isn’t a designated puppy night, I sleep diagonally across the bed, spread out like I am in the midst of creating a snow angel, freely snoring away… it is wonderful.

  21. Beth says:

    Exactly how is Brad drinking too much? The only time I’ve seen him drinking is at the afterparties at three premieres. All of his co-stars were drinking at the same events and nobody calls them alcoholics. People act like he’s falling down drunk out of restaurants and clubs every night. You think that with all of the press at these parties there would be videos of him being drunk. Pictures do lie because he was supposedly carried out drunk at one party but the video showed him walking fine unassisted.

  22. Annie says:

    We call it “starfishing” in my house 🙂

    We just BAM! Throw all the limbs outward and snooze away.

    But a word of caution, don’t starfish with someone on the bed…lest you want to give another person a black eye. :X

  23. Marie says:

    Call BS on that.. baut hey!! If she does do that.. he more then welcome to sleep over my place!! LOL

  24. bronlo says:

    Why no pictures of the twins? What is the problem? Is there a problem? The twins have problems??
    When she bought Pax, they have thrown him to the paparazzi. Why did the twins are hiding??

    _______________________________

    Why no pictures of the twins? What is the problem? Is there a problem? The twins have problems??
    When she bought Pax, they have thrown him to the paparazzi. Why did the twins are hiding??

  25. Annie says:

    @bronlo

    Uh….have you been sniffing paint?

  26. toto says:

    35 bedroom mansion, and Brad has to sleep on the couch?

    very funny

  27. Hieronymus Grex says:

    uh-huh. *rolls eyes*

  28. TaylorB says:

    “Uh….have you been sniffing paint?”

    Hahahahahahaha!

    Or eating it?

  29. orion70 says:

    I hope if they pull her out of the wax baths for a sequel they feed her a sandwich or two. Seeing someone in an action movie that looks like she’d be too weak to hold a gun, doesn’t cut it. Didn’t like her in that role at all anyway.

  30. Cheyenne says:

    TaylorB: Amen! When my old ball and chain is out of town, and it isn’t a designated puppy night, I sleep diagonally across the bed
    ********************************************

    I used to have a saying about my ex: “One good turn gets most of the blanket.”

  31. Lys says:

    Pitt-Potty-head-always-drunk and SATAN-gelina are the best!

  32. Jaxon says:

    Since they are about to break up any second it seems kinda strange that they would buy a house together that tags out at 58 mil. Since they are so miserable and all.

    I bet all these lying rags get old. I hope they DO laugh about them. I’d like to think at least one couple in this world is happy together.

  33. Snoopchew says:

    @Bronlo
    You been breaking into the “terps”?