Megan Fox is the cover girl for the October issue of Cosmopolitan. Sigh. Yes, we are at the beginning of yet another Megan Fox media tour, so be careful. The last one took four months… and Megan wasn’t even the lead of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. In Jennifer’s Body, she’s actually got the lead, so that means more interviews, more red carpets, more thumb, more insanity. For this interview, Megan name-drops Andy Samberg, Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt. She also uses the words “diarrhea” and “Women hold the power because we have the vaginas.” More words of wisdom, via Just Jared:
On her weirdest phobia: “Touching newspaper.”
On the one thing she’s always wished she’d said “yes” to: The Hannah Montana Movie
On her ideal date: “A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill…”
On the most scared she’s ever been: “Everytime I go on stage — instant diarrhea.”
On being able to count the number of guys she’s gotten naked in front of on one hand: “I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex–my needing to keep them down.”
On women having the power in a het relationship: “Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”
On being a firm believer in monogamy: “I have no problem with commitment–you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. but I can also turn that switch of, and then I collect attractive boys.” (She’s currently dating Brian Austin Green.)
On not going for the typical Hollywood types: “It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”
[From Just Jared]
“…Even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him.” Yeah, right. I know I’ve been accused of hating on Megan Fox for being dumb and budget and all of that, so I’ll try something new – I’ll give her credit for something. I think she’s being honest when she says she doesn’t “need someone else’s power”. Unlike many young actresses who date who their management teams pre-approve, I don’t think Megan is like that. Her agent and publicist can’t be happy she’s still with Brian Austin Green, so I give her credit for sticking with the guy she loves, rather than forming a more media-friendly “relationship”.
Header via CoverAwards. Other photos of Megan Fox are from the Teen Choice Awards on 8/9/09. Credit: PRPhotos
PLEASE MEGAN FOX….STFU!!!!!!!!!
At Fierstarter THANK YOUUU .
someone needs to shut this bitch up . this isnt cute or “real” at all , wtf is she talkin about .
she usually makes me gag w/ her self-absorbed comments, but this time, i didn’t find her musings to be too puke-inducing. dare i say i actually agree with a “few” of her comments. however, it really would be a better showbiz news world if this twit wasn’t featured at all.
Oh yeah, and like she has ever even read a newspaper to hate touching them!
And this my dear, is why you get no respect. You’re over-informative and no one needs to know about your “instant diarrhea”. This girl just loves to shock people and it’s just making her look like an ass.
Pitty she’s just a pretty face. She has no tact whatsoever!
Her immaturity shows in her stupid comment “Women hold the power because we have the vaginas” That is by far the lamest thing i’ve ever heard
I don’t know if Megan is extremely stupid or extremely fake. Perhaps she’s both. Why does everybody hate Brian Austin Green? I don’t think I ever heard a reason. I don’t think I’ve seen his name mentioned unless to say he’s dating Megan. I thought he was good in “The Sarah Conners Chonicals”. I was disappointed when it was cancelled.
She is so fucking stupid, is not even funny.
sad to say: I share megan’s phobia about newspaper! ugh. how embarrassing to have the same phobic aversion as this bimbo.
On the most scared she’s ever been: “Everytime I go on stage — instant diarrhea.” “of the mouth”
She forgot to add.
Megan Fox is like Madonna who says and does things to get a rile out of people.
If you says outrageous things to shock people, then you obviously have nothing of IMPORTANCE to say period.
I don’t understand the newspaper. Can you explain since you have the same aversion?
I’ve said the same thing about having a v@gina before. As in “I’ve never had a ticket because I have a v@gina.” I hang my head in shame now.
As for not messing around with other actors and directors, etc. I find that hard to believe. Supposedly she’s a big sl*t.
I don’t read Cosmo anymore. I signed up and paid for a two year subcription and they only gave me one year. B*tches.
I get a kick out of the cover: “Juicy stuff she could only say in Cosmo.” LOL Right. Like she has a filter. If she thinks it’ll get her attention, she’ll spew any idiotic thing any time, any where.
You either love her or hate her. I think she rocks and who cares what anyone thinks!
As a man, I have to say there is certainly some truth to what she is saying about the power of the puss. You wouldn’t believe, over the years, some of the stuff I have seen my buddies do for the stuff. As far as Meghan is concerned, she is one thumb knuckle away from being a chimp.
Beth, I’m with ya. I was addicted to that show and so sad when it cancelled.
@ kevin: i actually lol’d at that
YES me too, with the newspaper! I’ll explain, Ana:
The paper is too dry, and if my hands are dry as well it gives me goosebumps. So I can only touch newspaper with very moisturized hands. This is why I always carry a tube of hand lotion in my purse.
It’s not really a phobia, more an aversion, I guess. I have the same thing with paper towels, though usually you use them when you just washed your hands so they are wet, and I can handle that.
sweet fancy moses – shut up! SHUT UP!
She is so f’ing annoying!!!
I get that she’s really attractive but she’s hardly the world’s greatest actress…but hey in hollywood and our superficial culture I guess it doesn’t matter…
My IQ decreased by 20 % and now Lady GAGA has more class.
She falling into the same trap as sooo many other wannabe “hot,” “strong” women.
She thinks she’s being all feminist, but really she sounds just as asinine as all the women-hating men out there.
Re-read what she’s said with a guy saying this sh*t.
It’s ridiculous and embarrassing.
It’s like some PR person is feeding this stuff to her, as a way of trying to get her some female fans. It’s like they’re trying to sell this crap to cover up for her being such a skeaze.
Being a man-hating (and, I’d offer woman-hating) idiot is NOT empowering, it’s just short sighted and stupid.
Hotdog down a hallway. Hell, down a NYC subway tunnel !!
LOL at hiero – I haven’t heard that one in a few years. Glad to know it’s still being said.
she’s so beautiful on this cover.
Zoe I agree with you – I think it’s really horrible that she plays with men’s minds. Sure, the idiots with private jets might deserve to be knocked down a peg or two on the cockiness scale, but this isn’t the way it should be done. If anything, it’ll just make the douche bags she shuts down even more enraged about women (and I’m sure they already have women-hating issues themselves, what with all the gold diggers that throw themselves at them).
Also, her ideal date is super classy. A “sexy sandwich” involving three people?
“On women having the power in a hetro relationship: “Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”
Ummmm…not anymore. For every woman in a hetro relationship there are 5 trashy females who think life is about being a trained slut on MTV and they will serve it up to your man if you don’t. Women lost the “power” when 60% of the young female population throw their legs up at everything that buys them a drink and think it’s “cool”.
And Megan perpetuates it with her constant sexual references about herself.
Then she admits to playing head games. Lawd, she is a walking cliche.
Ooh I get it. When my hands are dry sometimes I can’t stand the terry cloth washclothes. And cotton. Makes me cringe.
Beautiful woman + Negative Brain Power = Ugliness
Completely agree with Zoe.
Spoken like someone who’s very insecure trying to pass off as empowered. If she were really as strong of a woman as she claims to be, there’d be no need for her to constantly try and prove it through her asinine comments.
The only time Megan Fox should open her mouth is when is about to receive a big juicy (you know what). She is an embarrassment to females.
I agree wholeheartedly. All power to the ladies and their vadges.
shit….God is fair after all. she’s beautiful but loaded with crap up in the head dept.
Please Megan.. just be pretty and STFU!! Stop making women feel bad with those silly comments!!
I absolutely agree. Sperm are cheap, they are being made constantly. A woman only gets so many eggs in her lifetime. Think of them as designer handbags if you will. lol.
Duct tape her mouth shut PWEEZE!
Good god. Amazing how someone can be so pretty, but yet so f*cking VILE inside. WHY would she say something like that? “Woman hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship & you’re a female, you win” WTF, over? I’d like to b*tch slap that dumb broad upside the friggin head!!!!
She’s partly right, if only because society has been engineered for decades to turn men into pussy-begging trained seals.
Men scarcely exist anymore, and feminism holds the smoking gun…