Chris Brown tweets photos of his house, ‘building fantasy factory’

In case you were wondering if Chris Brown is suffering at all after his half-assed apology on Larry King Live and five year probation sentence for his relentless attack on Rihanna, the answer is a resounding “no.” The singer posted photos of his home and some of his toys on his official Twitter account, and he’s doing fine. In fact he has three cars in his garage, hundreds of shoes in his closet, custom graffiti throughout his home, and a life-size replica of the Incredible Hulk. Because that’s what a known woman-beater needs as his favorite superhero, a normal guy who turns into a big green monster when he gets mad. Brown included a pic of himself on a tiny bike, and wrote “THIS BIKE COST 2000 BONES… RANDOM RIDICULOUS_NESS.LOL.” He also shared a photo of his dog, which looks like a pit bull to me. (No offense to pit bull owners, I’ve heard that they’re very good dogs when properly trained, but they’re better known for being aggressive.) Brown tweeted that his upcoming album, “Graffiti,” is “HANDS DOWN … MY BEST ALBUM.” Some would say it doesn’t take much, but I guess they’re all haters, right?

Maybe you might think that Chris isn’t bragging by letting us in on his very privileged existence, but he manages to yell that it’s all about how great his life is, and tweets “IM BUILDING A FANTASY FACTORY BEHIND MY HOUSE!!!! GONNA BE CRAZY!!!!! STUDIO.. BASKETBALL COURT.. SWIMMING POOL… GRAFFITI.. FOAM PITS..”

Yeah, that sounds like justice right there. At least he’ll have to do hard labor for six months. He also got in an accident over the holiday weekend and tweets “wrecked my four wheeler… scrapped my lag and back up a lil bit” but assures us that “it was funny as hell… im good.” I’m sure that there are people who were hoping for a less favorable outcome, not that I would wish ill on anybody.

[Thanks to TMZ for the tip] All photos from Chris Brown’s Twitter

Related stories

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

22 Responses to “Chris Brown tweets photos of his house, ‘building fantasy factory’”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. crash2GO2 says:

    Pit bulls have suffered from being poorly bred AND raised. Just like any other popular dog breed. It’s just that their physical make-up makes them pretty darn lethal if they go the wrong way.

    I have a staffie, who is constantly mistaken for a pit bull puppy. But because the breed was created partly for dog fighting I would be foolish to ever let him loose in a dog park, even though people are constantly encouraging me to do so. And folks let their unleashed dogs run right up to him. Fortunately, he’s very submissive, and small enough that I could yank him off his feet if needed.

    Anywho, Chris is going down, down, down, my meter of respect. Just when i thought it couldn’t go any lower. Who gives a crap what kind of toys you have you misogynist??

  2. Hazel says:

    If you dislike him. Why are you checking for him??? Why are you even taking his twitpics? Also Chris writing in caps because CB is new to the internet world even told his fans in tinychat he’s learning how to use twitter and getting the hang of it. Also all these were post because fans were asking for it. You would have known that if you done the search, but no like a know it all you blog like you know the deal.


  3. Bordelais says:

    Hazel, if CB is a ‘hater’, you appear to be a ‘stan’. People who own web sites are free to post about what they want, whether you like it or not. I, for one, agree with CB’s post, and I think your argument is rather redundant. Just because people ask Chris Brown to post pictures does not mean he should oblige them.

  4. Trey says:

    Yes, yes, excuse me while I put on my hater-blockers.

    ::puts sunglasses on::


  5. Eileen Yover says:

    Given his circumstances his less than humble attitude is disgusting. He should be photographing himself going to anger management and constructing homes for women in domestic violence shelters.
    All he is doing is sending a terrible message to what fans he has left and reassuring the rest of us that yes-he’s an ass.

  6. CB Rawks says:

    The HULK, eh?
    *Massive eye-roll*.
    What a total douche.

  7. Iggles says:

    It won’t be long until he’s back in jail. This entitled douche will probably break more than a few probation rules before they put this fool away. But Chris has proven time and time again that he’s an idiot. He will continue to screw up despite how many ‘second chances’ his wealth buys him.

  8. Aviatrix says:

    I wouldn’t be pissing all of my money away if my career was in th toilet…

  9. maddie says:


    He should be stock piling his money away because his attitude of late (half a** sorry about what happened) is going to bite him in the a** I hope and I hope what ever fans he has left leave him hanging on his “DROP DATE”

  10. hatsumomo says:

    Well, thank God for small favors there are no idiots praising Jayz The Successful Woman Beater. Maybe there is hope yet!

    Anyway, like I just said on another post, why dont some of yall just volunteer at a woman’s shelter? It will help channel your “anger” into something good that could mean all the world to a woman getting back on her feet. And for your info, that tiny bike is a pro stunt bike. They come ultra small and ultra light for jumps and flips. You can control them better when jumping in the air with a regular bike. And I just wont get started on the dog, my rant will never end.

  11. Firestarter says:

    Dumb ass. He and Gosselin should hang out.

  12. Megan says:

    He just tweeted this lol: “IT AMAZES ME how these gossip sites post topics about me but dont have any real story to tell.. they must be super”

  13. Eileen Yover says:

    hatsumomo: Uh I DO volunteer at a woman’s domestic violence shelter, and the Ronald McDonald House, and a rape crisis center.
    I have no anger for this kid, only pity. In my opinion he should turn his disgusting actions into an opportunity to teach people out there that its not ok to hurt anyone, little own a woman.
    I have just as much of a right to condem his actions as you have to support them.

  14. cindy says:

    Cant stand this person. How the girls father hasnt gone over and kicked this guys a$$ is above me. Let some idiot like this touch one of mine. It wont matter if he is, black, white, tall, young, old, ive got an equalizer for them. You do not hit much less brutally beat someone that cannot defend themselves. She couldnt, size and lack of training. His mother should be slapped for defending and raising him to be like this. Down here in the south a white or black mother would nip that crap in the bud. If she did get a call saying “Your son beat a woman” she would meet them at the police station. I have seen it, and heard the man crying his eyes out as his mom was hitting him all the way to the holding cell. Great thing is she was a talker when she hit. Got so mad at the boy she stuttered. It was a long walk. Called Negative reinforcement. We use it alot down here

  15. hatsumomo says:

    Thats absolutly WONDERFUL!

    I say this as when too often a person feels justice has not been served correctly, they turn manic to take justice into their hands. And all to often that brutal vigilante justice is perceded by rants online with like minded folks. Such as the posts above. Just sayin though!

    Although I do feel your comprehension and communication skills could use a bit of tweaking. Some stunt guys I know pay serious dinero for a bike like that. Its not just a ‘little bike’.

  16. Ednonymous says:

    FFS can’t an out-of-control bus please take care of this asshole?

  17. seriously_though says:

    who is advising this guy? my guess is ike turner for pr and mc hammer for finance. i’d be surprised if he had any substantial money left over, but hey, he has a pile of sneakers.

  18. Nebraska says:

    The dude should donate some of his stuff to the homeless.

  19. yae says:

    He relentlessly beat a woman who had her arms shielding her face for protection.
    Hope he enjoys his cool stuff while DECENT people struggle in this economy.

    ***Maddie: unfortunantly Chris probably won’t lose his all of his fan base. It’s the morons of society that keep the idiots/socialpaths/predators rich.

  20. Sue says:

    ala MJ – ho ho ho green giant.

  21. jason says:

    Another douche… he should side up with Joe Francis to complete the circle.

  22. gg says:

    LOL @ cindy! Great visual, love it!

    This twerp has a huge closet full of nothing but insanely marked-up little-boy rubber play shoes and baseball hats. Wow. Way to spend the money, dipweed. So now, he’s going to waste the remainder of it and mark my words, be in the serious poorhouse by mid 2010. Go for it, dumbass! :roll: