Megan Fox was the red carpet star of the Toronto Film Festival premiere of her film Jennifer’s Body. She showed up in a very interesting black Valentino cocktail dress and Christian Louboutin ankle-strap peep-toe heels. When I first saw these pictures, I thought “Oh, God. What is she wearing now?” But as I’m studying the details of the dress and how it fits her, I kind of think the dress rocks. I like the swirling-fabric effect on the skirt, and it works on Megan because she’s so thin, and she has such nice, slender legs. On a woman with larger hips or less-than-perfect legs, this dress would be horrible and bulky. But Megan pulls it off well, and this is the most “high fashion” I’ve ever seen her look.
Of course, Megan’s mouth is open in half of the red carpet pictures. She’s a total mouth-breather, but whatever. According to sources, Megan worked the carpet like she was hardcore, “playing up for the cameras and adopting a number of playful – but sexy – poses.” At the press conference before the premiere, Megan told journalists, “There’s a girl-on-girl kiss. This movie is so sexy. You better put on your sexy shoes for this one.” Oh, you sell it, honey. Because that’s all the fan boys want. They want to see Megan in a state of undress, kissing a girl. Nevermind that Jennifer’s Body is about “a cheerleader who ends up being possessed by a demon intent on seducing and killing all the boys in her high school.” Megan kisses a girl, so it’s sexy!
The “girl” she kisses is Amanda Seyfried, who also walked the red carpet last night. At first glance, I thought her sleeveless grey dress was completely see-through, but I can see that the dress is lined with flesh-colored fabric. It’s a strange effect, but it didn’t help Amanda get in many of these pictures, which is too bad. I’d never noticed what a nice, curvy figure Amanda has, and she really is a pretty little thing. Too bad the cameras were only on Megan.
In one last note – at the press conference, Jennifer’s Body director Karyn Kusama took a page out of Megan Fox’s Transformers-disrespect, and told reporters, “It was hard to know what her range was after Transformers, and I don’t think she would disagree with that…But it was really a pleasure to… see that she really had the goods.” The goods = boobs and an open mouth.