“There’s a mariachi band performing outside of Ted Cruz’s house” links

Senator Ted Cruz Heading Back to Texas from Cancun Amid Backlash

A mariachi band is now performing outside of Ted Cruz’s home. I hope they grab Snowflake Cruz and find him a better home too. [Towleroad]
Miley Cyrus adopted a new dog named Angel. [Just Jared]
The cast of Love, Victor received homophobic messages. [OMG Blog]
Review/analysis of the latest episode of WandaVision. [Pajiba]
James Franco quietly settled his sexual misconduct lawsuit. [Dlisted]
What’s Prabal Gurung doing this season? [Go Fug Yourself]
The Queen hasn’t taken anything away from Prince Andrew. [LaineyGossip]
Virginia state senators (the dudes) shot down a bill which would have made it a crime to send someone unsolicited d–k pics. [Jezebel]
No surprise, Mark Zuckerberg consciously allowed right-wingers and Nazis to proliferate and organize on Facebook. [Buzzfeed]
Alicia Keys’ house is like the perfect Instagram backdrop. [RCFA]
Wilmer Valderrama is a father to a baby girl. [Seriously OMG]

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38 Responses to ““There’s a mariachi band performing outside of Ted Cruz’s house” links”

  1. Seraphina says:

    I thoroughly enjoyed the idea of the mariachi band outside his home. Muchos gracias es muy comico y intelegente tambian – who ever thought of it! (My Spanish is a little rusty)

  2. Tiffany says:

    Whoever the members of the band are, and the person who paid to hire them for their services, I will like to contribute to your muffin basket fund because damn, this was genius.

  3. Dragonlady Sakura says:

    I’m a petty b@tch, so the mariachi band playing is 😘

  4. Cava24 says:

    This is so great 🙂

  5. Southern Fried says:

    Wish they’d also show up at his nasty wife’s place of employment. Has it been mentioned that his children’s private school is pissed and going to enforce the quarantine guidelines on his children? Good on them.

  6. Athyrmose says:

    I’ve just started reading the WandaVision post, and need a place to broadcast my mild nerd-alert.

    I too am glad that this show is providing more depth to The Scarlet Witch. I’ve always loathed that in the comics she was an object of misogyny.

    I’m still so confused about the show’s portrayal of Agatha, though. I thought she was Wanda’s ally and mentor, but it’s been a while. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Still really enjoying this new version of her.

  7. Alarmjaguar says:

    I love this mariachi trolling so much! Thank you for bringing it to my attention :)

  8. AppleTart says:

    I hope Snowflake enjoyed the entertainment.

  9. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    Fatastico. They should bring out a margarita machine and some pool lounge chairs. I’ll wear a sun costume!

  10. Other Renee says:

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while! 😂 Solid gold! Pure genius! You know he and his equally-horrible wife are telling each other not to worry, it will all blow over soon. Please! Don’t let it ever blow over!!

  11. Liz version 700 says:

    It is so ironic, Flying Ted spends all day every day talking about evil liberals. But us evil liberals have been sending food to shelters, money through Act Blue and dozens of other charities to help the people Ted abandoned. I am more worried about his constituents than he is. The mariachi band is brilliant just brilliant.

  12. Ange says:

    Love, love LOVE it! I hope they played La Cucaracha at some point because that’s what Fled Cruz is….a nasty little cockroach.

  13. Jordana says:

    The Ted Cruz article link says his college buddy was on the Mexico trip too….and my first thought was “ted Cruz has friends???”
    Then I had to google his friend’s name to see if this could be verified. Still in disbelief.

    • Ana Maria says:

      I still believe he doesn’t have friends, I mean, he would have left the dog in someone’s care, at a friend’s house?

  14. Jayna says:

    Ted Cruz stands for nothing, just like Trump. So his behavior doesn’t surprise me. What really stands out to me is that I have zero doubt that he would have come home and put those kids right back in school, with never a thought of quaranting those kids for the safety of the school and per their rules. Otherwise, they never would have gone. I read they don’t do any Zoom instruction at that school. So there is no way they were going to go away for three or four days if it involved their kids being quarantined for seven to ten days afterwards. Of course, after this blew up everywhere, they had no choice and couldn’t get away with it.

    Ted and Heidi think they are above rules or safety precautions. What a self-involved pair they are.

    And leaving Snowflake at home? That poor little face at the door. What awful people they are.

  15. Tiffany :) says:

    “Virginia state senators (the dudes) shot down a bill which would have made it a crime to send someone unsolicited d–k pics.”

    WHAT IN THE WORLD????

  16. HoofRat says:

    Can you imagine the neighbourhood group text thread after this performance? I’m soooo hoping that someone will leak it.

  17. Lucy says:

    Archewell just donated to pay for replacing a roof and repairing damage in a domestic violence shelter in Dallas!
    Genesis shelter, a large, respected shelter for women and children suffered a lot of damage during the storm, and all the residents had to be moved somewhere else temporary. It was around 125 women and children.
    I think I just hit Stan level with the Sussexes.
    And 1000% Cruz doesn’t deserve the greatness of a mariachi band. I vote polka band, or just bullhorn static.

  18. JRenee says:

    I’ve read so many comments defending Rafael Cruz’s trip it was ridiculous. I don’t think a lot of the commenters understand his role as Senator.
    I refuse to Americanize his name. He’s Rafael who has a problem with immigrants but no problem seeking refuge, even temporarily, in their country when he should have been trying to get assistance for his constituents. What a waste..

  19. LaUnicaAngelina says:

    The mariachi band is *chef’s kiss* 😂

  20. Casey says:

    They should have a battle of the bands; a mariachi band, a German polka band and a troupe of bellringers…. all playing at the same time

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